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Chapter 104 The Greatly Compassionate Azure Lotus Sword Immortal
As mentioned earlier, the principle of the Sleeping Realm Forbidden Technique is to separate the spirit from the body, leaving the physical body containing magical power outside, thereby achieving the effect of the forbidden technique.

Su Xintang's magical power and incense offerings are all contained in her physical body.

But Meng Bai is different. His incense sticks exist in the light spots in his divine soul sea. There are 260 incense sticks, and there are still more than 250 incense sticks.

With these incense offerings protecting him, those celestial spirits who had become mortals found it indeed difficult to deal with him by force.

However, even so, Su Xintang hurriedly reminded her: "Don't do anything reckless. The Precious Edict Realm is a creation of the heavens, and even my master cannot control it."

"A little mischief is fine, but if you go too far, a divine wrath might descend and wipe you out. You still need to abide by some rules."

After saying these words, Su Xintang looked at Meng Bai's sly expression and felt that he was planning to eliminate all his competitors.

After all, without competitors, wouldn't the position of assistant priest be his alone?
But we really can't do it that way, there might be unforeseen risks.

"Don't worry, do I look like such a reckless person? Here's what I'm thinking: First, I'll use my NPC identity to try and mislead the other Celestials onto the wrong path, wasting their time and resources."

Secondly, there is a movie in Hong Kong called "Ji Gong" and a TV series in mainland China called "Journey to the West: The Sequel", and both works tell the same story.

That means converting a nine-lifetime villain or a nine-lifetime prostitute. Nine-lifetime prostitutes are hard to find, but I am a nine-lifetime villain. Be prepared to save me from suffering and convert me with your own body.

"Once I've converted you, I'll give you a hot air balloon, claiming it's the celestial chariot that will take you to heaven to become a god. I'll let you ascend to heaven in front of the entire city. I want to see how the other celestial beings will compete with you."

These few words stunned Su Xintang. As a contestant who had studied abroad on Earth, she did have some whimsical ideas.

But she really hadn't thought of "hot air balloons".

So it's possible to use a hot air balloon to pretend to be a cloud chariot?
"Think about it, my hot air balloon doesn't violate any regulations, does it? It's not like I'm just messing around because I have incense offerings. It's the crystallization of human wisdom."

"Hey~~" Su Xintang didn't know what to say and couldn't help but laugh.

"Anyway, I'll take care of everything. From now on, we'll communicate via voice, which consumes less incense. I'll save the incense for later. If things don't go as planned, we'll still have the incense to turn things around."

"Okay, you tell me what to do, I can't reply to you by voice."

Although the energy consumption of communicating with each other via voice is negligible, it still requires a few sticks of incense.

After a brief chat, Meng Bai inquired about the situation outside: "Do you know how many Heavenly Spirits have arrived outside?"

"There are probably twenty or thirty people. It's still early. Everyone has only been here for a short time and hasn't figured things out yet. As time goes on and they gradually find out more, I estimate that even more people will come looking for you."

"That's great! I was just wondering how to find them. Here's what we'll do: you go and get some handsome clothes. Don't worry about money, Master Meng is very rich. Come to my room tonight and serve me... Hey, don't do anything! Hey!"

A few minutes later……

Su Xintang, blushing, sat up in bed after ending her dream.

Being taken advantage of in a dream is a truly peculiar feeling.

After reflecting on it for a moment, she got out of bed, counted the money left in her purse, and went out.

Meanwhile, Meng Bai, while tidying his clothes, muttered: "Zhao guest with a silk tassel, Wu hook sword gleaming like frost and snow. Silver saddle on white horse, swift as a shooting star. Kills one man in ten steps, leaves no trace for a thousand miles. After the deed is done, he dusts off his clothes and departs, concealing his person and name."

Yu Hua'er, tell me, isn't the title "Azure Lotus Sword Immortal Su Xintang" domineering enough? If someone were a weakling who offered himself up to a tiger, wouldn't that be tragic enough?

"It has to be someone who clearly has the ability to kill me with a single sword strike, but in order to save the world, is willing to discard their sword and use love to reform this nine-times-living villain. That's what creates dramatic tension, don't you think, Yu Hua'er?"

Yu Hua'er did not react.

Because she didn't realize at all that Meng Bai was calling her.

"Achen."

"what?"

"Come on, let's go for a walk with the master. I wonder who came up with the name Yu Hua'er? It sounds like a bath sponge used for scrubbing in the bath," Meng Bai complained as he led Yu Xuanchen out of the bedroom.

As soon as he stepped outside, he beckoned his steward over, whispered a few words to him, and told him to make arrangements with the constables at the yamen beforehand.

They also acted on behalf of Heaven.

If I call the police, you guys will just blow it up, won't you?
It's time to let these naive celestial beings see what the rule of law concept of a nine-generation tyrant really means.

Starting the story with a prison sentence is very fitting for the protagonist's identity; you should all become protagonists.

After making some arrangements, he picked up a knife and carried it in his hand, tucking three daggers into his waistband and covering them with his outer garment. He then led Yu Xuanchen, who was wearing a white veiled hat, and several guards out of the Meng residence.

And you know what? It's really lively outside.

People came and went, there were taverns and teahouses, cloth and rice shops, people setting up stalls, running shops, carrying loads on their shoulders, and pushing carts. It was a vivid scene of human life, much more real than what you see in TV dramas.

"Wow~~" Yu Xuanchen was seeing this for the first time, his eyes full of curiosity. In fact, Meng Bai also found it novel. The scenery in the sky was very different from that on earth, and it even gave him a sense of familiarity.

Soon, something even more welcoming arrived.

Because at first glance, he saw Brother Huanxi, Lu Shenyou, sitting on the second floor of the tavern diagonally opposite, looking down.

Lu Shenyou did not know Meng Bai. Apart from a few people in the Lu family, such as Lu Dai, Lu Xiqing, and Lu Yunluo, who had interacted with Meng Bai, and had heard of Meng Bai's name, no one else in the Lu family knew who Meng Bai was.

Who would care what the name of a freebie ghost is?
On the contrary, the Lu family had all heard of the name Hsu Fu Chi, and Lu Shenyou had even seen it from afar.

However, as mentioned before, Meng Bai had his character's appearance redesigned before coming to Purple Lotus Island.

Therefore, when the dream realm brought him in, his appearance had been changed, and it could be said that he had absolutely no resemblance to Hsu Fu Chi.

Therefore, neither Lu Shenyou nor his family members noticed anything unusual.

"Alright, alright, you're finally out. Shall we make our move?" Lu Shenyou glared fiercely at Meng Bai, then addressed the people around him.

"Hey, young master, no rush. We need to find the right moment. We'll step in and stop him when he's bullying men and women. Whether we take action or not isn't important. What's important is that people know your name, Young Master Shenyou."

“Alright.” Lu Shenyou said, unfurling his fan, and began to silently recite the entrance poem Liu Yuanqing had written for him. Today is the day when I, Lu Shenyou, will make a name for myself.

Meng Bai, who was below, guessed what he was thinking.

He chuckled and led Yu Xuanchen and the guards on their way.

As he walked, Yu Xuanchen suddenly stopped and looked to the side.

Meng Bai thought she was looking at the snacks on the roadside and was about to ask her if she wanted some, but then she heard her say, "That little beggar is so pitiful. I was abandoned on the roadside like that and almost got killed by someone with a hoe."

Looking in the direction of the sound, they saw a tiny beggar, as thin as a stick, sitting by the roadside.

He looked like a candle flickering in the wind, as if he could die at any moment.

Meng Bai instinctively pulled out a wad of money from the purse at his waist, but then he thought that the little beggar was already a dead soul. If she starved to death in the Dream Realm, it would be a good thing for her to be reborn sooner. What would be the point of giving her money?

There's no need to endure another twenty-eight days of such misery.

"Let's go." Meng Bai put away the money and continued walking.

After taking a few steps, he couldn't help but turn back, squat down in front of the little beggar, and was just about to put the money down.

But the little beggar looked terrified, his clear voice filled with extreme fear: "Don't hit me, I'll leave right now, I'll leave right now, don't hit me, don't hit me..."

After saying that, the little beggar struggled to his feet and ran outside.

But she was too weak; after taking one step, she staggered and fell to the ground.

Even so, she still struggled to crawl further away.

Those around them watched, furious but daring not to speak out.

Official Meng was kind-hearted and couldn't bear to see poor people begging around him. So, to avoid upsetting him, his guards drove away all the beggars within a mile radius.

Seeing the little beggar so frightened, the guard burst into laughter: "This little beggar knows what's good for him, otherwise he'd be in for a good beating..."

"Crack~"

Meng Bai slapped the guard across the face, interrupting his nasty words.

Even though he knew this was a dream world, a fake place, the scene still infuriated him.

But for the sake of the sacrificial ceremony, he suppressed his anger and forced a lewd smile: "This little beggar is too pitiful. Master is kind-hearted, take him back to the manor and raise him."

After saying that, he contacted Su Xintang via voice and said, "Come and rescue this little beggar later, and send her to my house later. She was probably a beggar who starved to death in her previous life, and she probably didn't have many good days. Let her enjoy some happiness in her last twenty-eight days."

After making the contact, Meng Bai looked at the little beggar crawling forward on the ground, his eyes filled with pity, but his lewd smile grew even wider.

Seeing Meng Bai like this, Yu Xuanchen gently tugged at his sleeve, clenched his teeth, and remained silent.

She could understand Meng Bai's feelings at that moment.

But the guards thought that the master had been lustful again, and they secretly thought that Meng Bai was indiscriminate in his desires, even liking such a stick-like little beggar.

Not only did the guards think so, but the celestial beings present also thought so.

Lu Shenyou felt his chance had come, and he jumped up and shouted from the second floor of the tavern, "You beast!"

(End of this chapter)