Believe me, I really am a professional League of Legends player.
Chapter 1 Stop Scolding, Dads
Chapter 1 Stop Scolding, Dads
2017, October.
Magic City.
In the basement of EDG's training base.
Li Fan slumped in a creaking gaming chair, the light from the screen reflecting his "I'm not afraid of boiling water" look on his face.
On the screen in front of me is a live stream of the QQ Speed SSG Spring League online competition. In the race that just ended, a drift caused all the players behind to be covered in exhaust fumes.
"While what you're saying makes sense, let me ask you, wasn't my ultimate move cool?" Li Fan asked the viewers in the live stream with a cheeky grin.
[Cache reported!]
[How could EDG hire someone with such low professional ethics? Using bugs in the game? Where's your shame?]
[This is a terrible move; they're willing to sacrifice face just to win.]
Was that a drift just now? To be honest, it was really cool.
【Wasn't the card-shifting device supposed to be unusable? Why is it still working?】
Using bugs to run a competition should result in an immediate ban.
[Someone actually praised it? It's this kind of person who's setting a bad example! What's the point of being cool at exploiting bugs?]
[Aren't you a League of Legends pro player? Don't you train in your spare time? Playing QQ Speed here? And participating in the SSC tournament? Trying to switch careers and become a QQ Speed pro player?]
Oh, I almost forgot, the substitute mid-laner who can't even make the starting lineup.
"No, no, no, please, dads, have mercy! Stop clicking the report button." Li Fan's voice sounded cowardly, but his smile stretched almost to his ears. "Do you really want me to give you the video? Fine, fine, I'll teach you, okay?"
[Learning points gained: 20]
This completely infuriated the more than 500 people in the live stream, who started flooding the chat with comments, almost as many as the 5,000 comments in the other live stream.
[What are you being sarcastic about, you noob? Tell me what you're being sarcastic about!]
Do you really think we're afraid to report this?
How can there be such disgusting people? EDG probably doesn't even have a background check, what kind of militarized base is this? The players are maliciously exploiting bugs!
【False!】
"No way? They're already getting anxious? They've already lost their composure? Is there anyone who hasn't read the SSC Spring Split rules this year?"
"I'm not using the old card drifting technique now, so I hope everyone can successfully report it. As for smart people, they should have already followed me and are looking forward to the streamer's tutorial, right?"
It can only be said that the fighting power of 17 was indeed not good. It was really not effective against Li Fan from 5202. His words were just a few sentences over and over again.
It's much more effective to make someone have a stroke by just a few random emojis from a guy on Tieba.
That's right, Li Fan thought he had been reborn, but it turned out that he had not been reborn but had transmigrated to another parallel world.
Overall, this world is not much different from the previous one, with only some minor differences.
For example, my parallel universe self... is actually the substitute mid laner for EDG.
That's right, it's Scout, the so-called "master thief," a top-notch master of maneuvering. He perfectly embodies the saying "those who are not of our kind must have different hearts." Before his contract expired, he tried to sneak back to LCK, but no one in LCK wanted him, so he slunk back.
EDG forgave him the first time and didn't pursue the matter, but he did it again the second time!
It can only be said that he doesn't learn his lesson after being beaten. The 30 million penalty for breach of contract left Scout completely dumbfounded.
If it weren't for the toothpaste stepping up and winning the "Student Loan" game in just two practice matches, we really wouldn't have been able to even make it to the World Championship.
But no matter what, he won the global championship. Although the title of "Thief Saint" doesn't sound good, he is still one of the Three Saints and One Emperor.
One of the top mid laners currently active in the LPL.
Even at this stage, the Thief Saint is not someone Li Fan can easily fool.
He secured his starting position in just three training matches.
He kicked Li Fan into the water dispenser guard's seat.
Fortunately, as a transmigrator, he brought with him a "League Player's Neglect of Duty System." As long as he neglected his duties enough and the impact was wide enough, he could gain learning points after the system's judgment, which he could use to improve his strength. So, on that day, Li Fan completely let loose and began his journey of slacking off.
Everyone else in EDG believes that Li Fan completely gave up on himself after failing to compete with Scout for the starting position, especially Clearlove, who always had the idea of carrying young players, let alone needing to be tied to a very strong mid-jungle duo.
After all, Scout is just a rookie player, even though he is SKT's substitute mid laner.
A newcomer is a newcomer who hasn't achieved any results yet. When facing a player like this, Clearlove still prefers to focus on himself and have Scout fully cooperate with him.
After all, having worked with the fat general for so long, the factory manager's tastes are quite discerning.
During practice matches, I called on him to follow me several times, but I don't know if he really didn't understand or was pretending not to... As a result, the game was completely different from what the manager expected.
Therefore, he still hopes that Li Fan can step up and become the starting mid laner.
In this way, there will be no problem with communication.
With this in mind, he even specifically sought out Li Fan to play duo queue.
Li Fan actually had a good impression of this Midsummer Night's Dream, Factory Director 4396, but no matter how good he felt about her, it couldn't affect his chances of getting the reward, so he could only apologize.
Li Fan will never forget Mingkai's expression at that time; the smile on his face froze instantly.
To be honest, for any mid-laner, a duo queue invitation from Mingkai would be very tempting.
As one of the top three players in the Chinese server, some people say that if you can lose the game even when you're matched with Mingkai, it just means you don't even know how to be carried.
Not to mention the younger members of his team he invited.
It's obvious they're planning to mentor him, give him a chance, and if he plays well, he can increase his competitiveness in the upcoming training matches and eventually get a starting position.
Shouldn't you have agreed without hesitation? Why didn't you follow the script?
Mingkai initially thought he hadn't explained things clearly, but when he asked again, the answer he received was still... the same.
The factory manager thought Li Fan had something on his mind, but then he discovered that Li Fan was actually downloading QQ Speed on GTP.
The internet speed at the base was undoubtedly excellent; the game was downloaded in just thirty minutes. Then, I watched with wide eyes as Li Fan began his QQ Speed rehabilitation training.
The factory manager was completely convinced that Li Fan was beyond saving...
That's how young people are; they always have to learn to take advantage of others, and once they get older, they'll have a lot to regret.
The factory manager immediately turned his head and began his own training.
After all, everyone has their own ambitions. Some people like to slack off or do live streaming, and there's nothing that can be done about it.
From then on, he was completely sidelined by EDG.
He earned the nickname "a hopeless case".
However, with Scout already as the starting mid laner, there haven't been any major conflicts, so he's been relegated to a peripheral role.
Once a season's contract ends, they'll be immediately kicked out, without even a thought of saving them.
After all, they believe that players like this would negatively impact the training of others.
Later, they even moved Li Fan to the basement and brought in a computer, clearly implying that if you don't want to train, don't bother others; out of sight, out of mind.
Li Fan was delighted... This way he could better slack off, no, he could better improve his strength!
[An orphan player, orphan-level gameplay!]
You might as well be a rat in the filthy sewers; you can only do your livestreams from the basement.
"Stop cursing, stop cursing. It's useless anyway, because the streamer is truly an orphan. Please follow me so you don't get lost, everyone..."
[Learning points gained: 20]
(End of this chapter)
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