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Chapter 83 Special Management Methods for Minks (First Update)
The torrential rain fell on the protective shell of the giant black cloud, only to be blown away into the distance.

Wu Yun stood at the edge of the giant cloud, with his duty secretary Diao Yinyin by his side, holding his water cup and carrying his clothes.

"As expected, these corpse soldiers can't absorb much spiritual energy."

Standing on the giant cloud, you can look down at the slaughterhouse below... This is a slaughterhouse that specializes in killing cattle.

The death of a cow releases significantly more spiritual energy than that of a pig.

However, the Yinshan Immortal Official stationed in the factory and the dozen or so corpse soldiers he deployed could only consume a small portion of the spiritual energy. The vast majority of the released spiritual energy would still emerge from the slaughterhouse, drift into the heavy rain, and dissipate between heaven and earth.

"But is there any way to gather the spiritual energy of the human world?"

Diao Yinyin stood behind the boss, watching his back while intently studying with wide eyes.

It didn't have the boss's eyesight; it couldn't see the slaughterhouse on the ground, nor could it see the spiritual energy...

But it also has things it can learn!

It's mimicking the boss's domineering posture!
……

Inside the giant cloud, tiny figures were busily working.

Whether it's organizing magical artifacts, measuring immortal peaches, or tending to peach trees...

"嘤嘤嘤?"

Diao Pengpeng and Diao Songsong, two small figures, were standing on the branches of the giant tree, counting the total number of branches and the leaves on each branch.

This is the second to last branch. According to the records, there are a total of 320 branches, and each branch has no more than eight leaves.

The two minks worked in perfect harmony, climbing up and down the tree branches, one counting to the left and the other to the right.

With a few quick taps of its claws, the sable finished counting the branches.

"Waaaaah, waaaaah!"

Diao Pengpeng held his phone, opened a drawing app, and drew a new checkmark with his paw, indicating that the tree branch had passed inspection.

"Aww, waaaaah waaaah waaaah!"

The mink next to him was also very happy.

Although counting is a tedious and troublesome task, it is also extremely important!
This is about whether the immortal peach trees have secretly intercepted spiritual energy and whether they have devoted themselves to nourishing the immortal peaches. They work hard every day without getting tired, and even feel a great sense of accomplishment!
The two minks jumped onto the last branch and began gesturing with their paws, counting the number of branches and leaves.

They move nimbly, hanging the phones around their necks, climbing and weaving among the branches and leaves while counting with their claws.

"Ow?"

Diao Pengpeng frowned.

Why are there nine leaves growing on this branch?

Isn't this a waste of the boss's talent?!
It was a little angry and immediately stretched out its sable claws to pinch off the newly sprouted leaf.

……

Blah blah blah...

Heavy rain flooded the dark alleyway.

Someone crouched deep in the alley, wearing a raincoat, and finally waited for the ghostly figure to emerge from the side. He quickly took out a test tube.

"Exchange all these corpse tears for cash! I want cash!"

The ghostly figure, dressed in a suit, bowed and accepted the Corpse Tears.

"Your Excellency, we will assess the value of the spiritual energy you sold within one day and deliver the payment to you at the same time tomorrow."

As soon as he finished speaking, the ghostly figure gradually faded away and disappeared into the rain.

……

A thick fog blanketed the city in the southwest.

Looking out the window of the urban village, all you can see is a vast expanse of white.

The blonde girl sat on the bed and handed the small glass bottle to the ghostly figure in the suit.

"I want a car, preferably a domestically produced electric car."

The ghostly figure in the suit bowed and accepted the Corpse Tears.

"Respected Celestial Official, we will assess the value of your spiritual energy sales within one day and deliver the payment to you at the same time tomorrow."

"If you want to buy a car through us, do you need a legal ownership certificate?"

The girl was slightly taken aback.

"You still sell properties without property ownership certificates?"

The figure in the suit nodded.

"If you need a property ownership certificate, we suggest you go to a legitimate store to purchase it yourself."

"If you do not need a title deed, please provide me with your preferred car brand, model, and configuration."

……

Pat-pat... The yellow sand of the Northwest has dyed the sky and earth a muddy yellow, hitting the window with a pat-pat sound.

In the brightly lit room, a clean-cut, chubby-faced little boy, filled with hatred, handed a bottle of corpse tears to the ghostly figure in the suit.

"I'll buy one person's life!"

"I want my dad's mistress to die!"

The ghostly figure in the suit bowed and accepted the Corpse Tears.

"Respected Celestial Official, we will assess the value of your spiritual energy sales within one day and deliver the payment to you at the same time tomorrow."

"Do you have any specific information about your father's mistress?"
"If you do not have this information, you will need to purchase it first."

The little boy was stunned for a moment.

"how much is it?"

The figure in the suit bowed.

"If you decide to purchase, we will conduct a survey for you first and price the product based on the difficulty of the survey."

"The final cost will be determined by whether you receive a refund or additional payment."

The little boy nodded solemnly.

"Okay, let's do it!"

……

Blah blah blah...

On the outskirts of Beijing, rows of small buildings lay quietly in the heavy rain.

The building appears to be low and small, but its interior is surprisingly lively.

In the office, one after another, semi-transparent ghostly figures in suits appeared, ran to the window, handed over corpse tears, tested their value, and logged in the seller information.

"Seller 1573, Corpse Tears valued at 800 yuan."

"Seller 1622, Corpse Tears worth 650 yuan, wants a domestic electric vehicle..."

"Seller 1632, Corpse Tears worth 900 yuan, wants a jade bracelet..."

The ghostly figures were densely packed, even overlapping and passing through each other in the cramped office.

Their voices rang out densely and chaotically, but miraculously, they did not interfere with each other, and the clerks behind the counter could hear them clearly.

Behind the office, there is a more spacious and brighter room.

Inside, Yu Jinhong was wearing a bathrobe, smoking a cigarette, and sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed.

He exhaled a light smoke ring.

She is a celestial official who acts as a messenger of ghosts.

All the ghostly figures in suits, and the sales clerks responsible for handing over and registering, were spirits she had summoned.

I thought these spirits wouldn't be up to the task of handling such a complex job... but to my surprise, they did it with ease.

"They must have been elite beasts of burden while they were still alive."

Slender fingers held a thin cigarette between their fingers, gently flicking off the ash.

She asked.

"How much spiritual energy did you receive today?"

Immediately, a ghost peeked out from the room ahead, passing through the wall to report to her.

"Section Chief, we've received a total of 0.6 liters."

Yu Jinhong waved her hand, signaling the ghost to leave.

She frowned, a look of worry on her face.

"The fact that the Non-Natural Bureau has moved into various slaughterhouses has had a huge impact on us."

"I'm afraid we'll only receive a liter at most today."

Originally four liters, now only one liter.

My income has been drastically reduced!
……

As dusk gradually descended from the depths of the sky, it darkened the dense curtain of rain covering the world.

Inside the giant black cloud, some of the minks were still busy, while others had already rested.

It's almost time to get off work!

"Waaaaah, woof woof woof woof?"

Diao Baibai and Diao Heihei sat under the peach tree, pulling Diao Huhu along, discussing what to eat that night.

(End of this chapter)