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Chapter 44 reported it!
Jingle bell bell bell bell…

The phone kept ringing urgently.

Wu Yun stared at his phone, growing increasingly frustrated.

Damn it, with such a bizarre thing and such a bizarre tiger, why do Helanqi and those idiots at the Foundation have to try to get involved?

The key point is that this tiger is located in Donghu City!
Donghu City is such a tiny place, and the zoo is no more than ten kilometers away from his home!

"Funding?"
"Absolutely not!"

Not only can't he provide funding or even get involved, Wu Yun also needs to find a way to report this tiger!

Not only do you have to report it, but you also can't let anyone find out that it was him who reported it!
After much deliberation, Wu Yun finally answered He Lanqi's second phone call.

"Hello? President, did you see the message I sent?"

"Everyone agreed to sponsor DouDou. It's so cute, but also so pitiful!"

“Other tigers can run and jump, but it can only lie in its cage and be bullied. We must sponsor it…”

Wu Yun interrupted He Lanqi.

"Okay, I understand what you're saying."

"But we cannot provide funding."

"We are not an animal protection organization."

"The donors are not animal rights activists."

"We are accountable to the donors for every penny we spend."

He Lanqi was speechless on the other end of the phone... Wasn't Wu Yun the donor to their foundation?
But Wu Yun continued.

"Moreover, our foundation is a small one, and its power is ultimately limited."

"Here's what you do: contact an animal protection organization and have them take some photos and videos, then create a few trending topics to mobilize social forces. That way, that tiger... uh, its name is DouDou? It'll be able to live a life of comfort and security for the rest of its life, right?"

On the other end of the phone, He Lanqi's voice became excited.

"President, your idea is brilliant!"

"I'll go right away!"

……

Blah blah blah...

The torrential rain blurred the night sky and fell on the Donghu City Zoo.

Inside the tiger enclosure, DouDou, whose limbs are congenitally atrophied, is lying on a soft mat, tearing at a raw pig leg.

Its forepaws have atrophied and it can no longer hold down the pig's legs.

Strangely, the pig's leg seemed to be welded into the basin, and no matter how much it gnawed off piece after piece of meat, it didn't budge.

There were also three tigers with all four limbs intact, all taking shelter from the rain at the very edge of the shed.

Their eyes darted around, and they lay sprawled on the ground, trembling.

Even though the rain soaked half of their bodies, they dared not take a single step closer to the shed.

Footsteps could be heard outside the fence.

It turned out to be a burly middle-aged man wearing a raincoat who quickly came over. When he saw Dou Dou inside the fence, his face turned red and his eyes were filled with excitement. He knelt down with a "plop".

"DouDou, I love you!"
"Come with me, I'll take care of you!"

"I own a butcher shop, and I sell hundreds of kilograms of meat every day. Come with me, and you'll have more meat than you can eat!"

DouDou, inside the fence, chuckled.

Does he own a butcher shop?
During the day, a meat processing plant owner wanted to adopt it, but it refused.

It's not in a hurry.

It has to wait patiently for the person with the best conditions, the most suitable birth chart, and the strongest aptitude to adopt it.

As for the butcher, his conditions are average, his birth chart isn't strong, and his qualifications are mediocre... let's just forget about it.

Just then, a dense sound of footsteps came from afar.

"DouDou is over there!"

"The Tiger Zone is just ahead!"

"The zoo must have abused DouDou, otherwise why would it be so thin?"

"Quick, quick, go shoot videos and photos! We'll post them on Weibo tonight and make sure they get this trending!"

DouDou, who was lying under the awning, was stunned.

What's going on here?

Why are there so many people all of a sudden?
next moment……

Click!

Click!

People with long lenses and short tripods peered into the fence, frantically taking photos and recording videos!

The flash illuminated DouDou's bewildered expression!

...Splash splash ...

The heavy rain was still falling outside the window.

Wu Yun sat in his study and saw that DouDou's videos were already playing on Douyin's local channel.

"Look, this tiger is named DouDou. Because it was born with atrophied limbs, it's not popular with tourists. Since the tourists don't like it, the zookeepers don't like it either, so it gets less and less food, and the tiger gets thinner and thinner..."

The young woman in the video sounded like she was about to cry, and her emotions became more and more intense as she spoke.

But no matter how Wu Yun looked at the tiger's face in the video, it seemed to have suddenly changed and looked extremely bewildered.

"To be honest, this tiger is quite ugly."

Tigers are usually beautiful felines, but this particular tiger not only has atrophied limbs, but also a ferocious triangular face.

The video's comment section has already attracted a large number of onlookers.

This tiger is so cute!

What to do? I'm instantly captivated, I love it so much!

[Does the Donghu City Zoo have such adorable tigers?]

I want to go to the zoo.

A very small number of people were not "bewitched".

Am I the only one who thinks this tiger is really ugly?

But you'll get criticized immediately!

[Yeah, you're such a weirdo, a cold-blooded animal, it's only you!]

I'm off to the zoo!

I want to buy Douyin (TikTok).

The video's views are skyrocketing at an alarming rate!

Several Douyin accounts have already been flooded with enthusiastic casual fans!

Wu Yun decisively spent a little money to buy a hand of Doujia!
"With such a commotion, the Bureau of Non-Natural Affairs should have seen it by now, right?"

……

The office of the Non-Natural Bureau was still brightly lit.

Li Nuanling and her colleagues huddled together, staring at the red-hot public opinion warning on their computer screens, their expressions extremely tense.

"Dou Dou, the disabled tiger at Donghu City Zoo?"

"This tiger has been around for a while, hasn't it?"

“I remember the zoo was complained about before because this tiger was too ugly and scared the children.”

"But why do I find it so cute?"

"Yeah, I think it's so cute too!"

"No, something's not right! This tiger seems to be distorting our perception!"

Jingle bell bell bell bell…

The phone rang; it was their bureau chief calling.

"Immediately notify the zoo to close the park and prohibit anyone from entering!"

"There's something wrong with that tiger!"
"Prepare the vehicle immediately and notify the armed police to prepare."

"Experts from the Provincial Department of Natural Resources have boarded the helicopter and will land at our bureau in thirty minutes..."

……

Animal protection organizations were still live-streaming from outside the zoo fence.

As they watched the number of viewers in the live stream skyrocket, they wept with joy.

"Waaaaah... DouDou, you're famous now!"

"From now on, someone will love you!"

"Many older brothers and sisters online know about you now, and they will come to help you!"

Inside the fence, Tiger Bean raised its head, its expression growing increasingly strange.

Fire?

Many people already know this?
Its eyes flashed with urgency and panic as it glanced at the man still kneeling in the shadows outside, running a butcher shop, his face contorted with disgust as if he'd eaten shit.

There's no time to choose!
It can only be him!
"What's your name?"

The strange voice, indistinguishable between male and female, reached the ears of the butcher!
"I...I am Zhu Youjie!"

As soon as the name was announced, Zhu Youjie immediately heard a strange chanting.

"By order of the Nine Netherworld Demon Lord, there is a Flying Tiger whose Dao foundation is not yet solid and whose demon core is about to extinguish. In accordance with the laws governing the connection between humans and demons, the human cultivator Zhu Youjie is hereby appointed to the position of Demon Immortal Official, and is hereby granted three powers and three prohibitions..."

At the same time, Flying Tiger's vicious voice rang out.

"Take me away now!"
"I'm going to eat all those idiots who exposed me today!"

(End of this chapter)