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Chapter 4 The Real and Fake Im Yoona

Jiang Che felt like he was a really unlucky guy. Others transmigrate and become tycoons, but he transmigrated back as a second-generation tycoon.
What's even more infuriating is that, putting aside what other people's identities were after time travel, at least they were male, but he went and had a sex change.
His hard-earned abs disappeared before anyone even touched them; it's truly speechless.

Just now, when he was looking for his way, he passed by Taeyeon's waiting room, went inside, and saw his current appearance in the mirror.
With her delicate skin, exquisite features, and unmistakable authenticity, she looked exactly like Lin Yoona. All hope vanished, and she turned to grab a baseball cap from the side, put it on her head, and ran out the door.

He's unsure what to do next. Should he ask the woman to support him? She probably wouldn't want him running around like this, right?
But if he gets caught by the main character, he won't be the first person in the transmigrated family to be dissected!

As Jiang Che walked and pondered, he unknowingly reached the passage the uncle had pointed out that led "after turning left".

The passage was short, and a sliver of light seemed to shine through at its end.

"Forget it, let's get out of here first!" Jiang Che quickened his pace after seeing the exit. "As for what to do next... we'll talk about that later!"
It's asking Fatty Tiger, a lazy bum, to think about these things!
boom!
Jiang Che crashed directly into a body that was still moving with momentum.

"Hiss... Ouch!" Two cries of pain rang out at the same time.

The reaction force made the high heels on Jiang Che's feet, which were already unfamiliar to him, feel like complete strangers. He instantly lost his balance and fell towards the ground. In his panic, he instinctively reached out and grabbed wildly.

It seems like we've caught something, but I'm not entirely sure.

But he didn't actually fall to the ground. Jiang Che felt like there was someone cushioning him, albeit a bit hard. His face was buried in the fabric that smelled faintly of perfume, though nothing was actually buried.

"But... thank goodness, my face is saved... I'm not disfigured..." Jiang Che muttered unconsciously, still in shock. He struggled to get up, his hand instinctively reaching for the lifeline he had just grabbed.

A muffled groan came from below, followed by a soft, drawn-out voice:
"You'd be better off disfigured."

Jiang Che looked up when he heard this, wanting to see who was cursing him like that.

The next second, he went completely numb.

The person who was hit had their baseball cap off, but their mask was still on, but their eyes...

Jiang Che's pupils contracted to their maximum. "Heh... it's fake, right?" As he spoke, he impulsively took off the other person's mask.

A delicate chin, a pert nose, and alluring lips...

This face...this face!

Jiang Che felt a chill rush to his head. Just a few minutes ago, he was on stage, with this face, being screamed "Yoona" by thousands of people!
He had just caught a glimpse of his own face in the dimly lit mirror backstage, and it seemed like he had the same face!
It's exactly the same!
Exactly!

Isn't that Im Yoona?! The real Im Yoona!
And he himself... now has this face too!

I was still wondering whether to contact the person in question when they appeared!

Their eyes met, and the air was deathly still. Both of them looked incredulous. No, Jiang Che was already mentally prepared.

Unbelievable is that, from a distance, she used to think that Kang Cheol had just had plastic surgery to look like her.

But now, looking at Jiang Che's face up close, even the position of the mole on his left cheek is exactly the same. Lin Yoona felt like her worldview had been shattered.

"Ouch!" Jiang Che felt a tightness on his face as Lin Yoona pinched his cheek. "Why are you pinching me?"

Im Yoona quickly withdrew her hand; it really was her face!
The pinch seemed to calm her down a little, but her voice still carried disbelief:

"Who...who are you?!" "Why...why do you look exactly like me?!"

Although Lim Yoona's voice had calmed down, Jiang Che felt that his answer now was about whether he could live a life of luxury in the future.

"I...I..." But even with his CPU fried, Jiang Che still couldn't come up with a good excuse. "Twins? Long separated? Plastic surgery? Alien cloning? Parallel world? Which one sounds more plausible? They all seem like an insult to the other person's intelligence!? Should I ask her if she's ever seen Journey to the West: The True and False Monkey King? Good heavens, she must have driven me crazy. She's from the peninsula, how could she have ever seen Journey to the West?"

He looked at the calm "doe eyes" beneath him, then at the hand that had just pinched him!

A wave of despair washed over me. Forget it, let it all end.

He gave up struggling, and he gave up explaining. As if his bones had been removed, he buried his head again and blurted out:

"I mean... I woke up like this, wearing a dress and high heels, and Taeyeon mistook me for you and dragged me onto the stage... Do you believe me?"

After saying that, he even tried to force an innocent smile, his eyes filled with a bewildered "I'm confused too" look.

When Yoona heard Jiang Che say that, the expression on her face, which looked exactly like his, instantly became extremely interesting, showing shock, anger, absurdity, and doubt...!
Meanwhile, Jiang Che, having completely given up, actually had time to observe Lin Yoona's changing expressions. "Tsk, her expressions are like a revolving lantern. If she can maintain this in the future, becoming a Best Actress is definitely not a dream."

"Damn it..." Im Yoona muttered under her breath.

Then she pushed Jiang Che, who was still on top of her, away.

"Ouch!" Jiang Che was caught off guard and was pushed hard. Yoona quickly sat up, put on her mask and baseball cap, and scanned both ends of the passageway warily.

Indistinct voices and footsteps could be heard coming from deep within the backstage corridor, as if someone was approaching.

Yoona's expression instantly turned serious. What if people saw two Yoonas? If word got out, the entire Korean entertainment industry, no, the whole world, would be in an uproar!
What will happen to the group? What will happen to the company? What will happen to her? We can't let her run around with her face showing!
"Come with me!" Yoona said firmly.
"immediately!"

Before Jiang Che could even react, she reached out and grabbed the collar of his T-shirt! The action was as rough as if she were catching a disobedient cat.

Jiang Che was being strangled so badly that his eyes rolled back, and he felt like he was having trouble breathing.

"Hey! Be gentle! You're choking me!"

He tried to struggle, but the other person's grip was incredibly strong, and he couldn't break free at all. He finally understood why she was called "Strong Yoona"! Holy crap, if this were me in the past, one punch and Yoona would have cried for ages!

"Shut up!" Yoona glared at him fiercely, then half-dragged, half-pulled Jiang Che, who was still sitting on the ground, to his feet.

"If you don't want to get arrested, you'd better behave!"

Jiang Che was stunned by her gaze. He had no doubt that if he shouted or resisted now, she would knock him unconscious and carry him away.

A wise man doesn't suffer a loss in front of him, and a true man knows how to assess the situation! He immediately backed down and decisively cooperated.

Yoona grabbed his collar tightly and dragged him quickly toward the exit.

Jiang Che was on the verge of tears. He had been dragged along by Taeyeon before, and now he was being pulled along by Yoona.
"What kind of situation is this! I transmigrated and became a top star right from the start, and before I could even enjoy it, I was caught red-handed by the person who actually did it!"

Yoona dragged Kang Cheol along and quickly walked towards a black, inconspicuous Hyundai sedan.

Walking to the car, Yoona opened the back door without hesitation and shoved Kang Cheol into the back seat!

"Bang!" Yoona slammed the car door shut, and Jiang Che felt like he had been kidnapped.

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