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Chapter 24 Shocking! Yoona actually…

"Ah! This listener's question!" Jiang Che suddenly raised his voice, his face instantly switching to an "Oh, I know the answer" expression, successfully pulling everyone's attention back from the silent Taeyeon.

Then, once everyone's attention was drawn to him, he began his performance:

Chinese: "Oh dear friend, as the saying goes, human joys and sorrows are not shared! Let bygones be bygones; the important thing is to seize the present. Little do we know that the mighty Yangtze River flows eastward..."

Right and wrong, success and failure, all vanish in the blink of an eye. The green hills remain, witnessing countless sunsets. Can things that have already happened be done again?

Japanese: "そうなんだ...Kaoえすぎると, bald げてしまうよ! それに, 人は犠生を払わなければhoも得られない。

That's how it is... If you overthink things, it can lead to baldness! And you can't gain anything without sacrifice; to get something, you have to pay an equal price! So you understand?

English: "Life is too short to dwell on the past! Let's focus on the music and the good vibes! As the great Dumbledore might say, 'Don't dwell on the past and forget to live!'
Life is too short to dwell on the past! Let's focus on the music and the good feelings! As the great Dumbledore said, "Don't let the past stop you from living!"
Korean: ..?
"Even if all the other stars disappear, the North Star will still be there. Just like as long as I stay here, you won't get lost. Don't you like me?" After saying that, she gave the camera a Yoona-style wink.
Four languages! A rapid-fire delivery! And it even included personal touches, famous quotes, and anime references! The radio station instantly erupted in chaos, with gasps and faint gasps of astonishment echoing in the control room. "?!"

[The barrage of comments exploded instantly]:
—? Yoona unnie?
—Four…four languages? Am I deaf or is Yoona crazy?

—Chinese? Japanese? English? And Korean? Not a single accent?!
—Is that the point?! The point is what she's saying! Forgive me, I'm a terrible student, I only know the meaning of Korean. Is there any expert who can translate it?

—In Chinese, it's a quote from Lu Xun and an ancient poem; in Japanese, it's lines from Gintama and Fullmetal Alchemist; in English, it's lines from Harry Potter; and in Korean, it's lines from Winter Sonata.

—I'm not curious about 930 anymore. I just want to know when Yoona secretly unlocked the language talent tree?!

Taeyeon, who was standing next to her, was also completely stunned. She suddenly looked up and stared at Yoona in disbelief.

Looking at Taeyeon's shocked expression and then at the barrage of comments that had filled the entire screen, Jiang Che was already wondering if Yoona would beat him to death when he got back.

He quickly seized the opportunity presented by the chaos: "Does this listener have any further questions?"

The boy seemed a little confused. "Ah, no, no, Yoona-ssi, fighting! I'll always support you!"

Jiang Che: "Thank you for your support, and please continue to support Girls' Generation."

After quickly hanging up, he said, "Aha! Now let's move on to the next segment! Let's see what interesting comments our fans have in store! Director, switch to the message board!"

The comments and message boards were indeed misled:
"Yoona unnie, can you communicate normally with people from the other three countries?"

"Yoona unnie! How did you suddenly become fluent in four languages?! Please share your secrets!"

"Unnie, unnie! I don't want to study, what should I do? I can't concentrate!"

"Yoona-ssi, that Chinese you spoke was so cool! Can you say a few more sentences?"

"Unnie looks so different today! I love Yoona unnie so much!!"

Jiang Che saw that almost all the comments were praising him, and he felt completely smug. What a bunch of cute and shy people! These fans are all so talented; they can all say such nice things! I can't let myself be outdone!
He scanned the comments, a sly smile never before seen on Yoona's face, and began his enthusiastic reply:
"Of course we can communicate; we probably know most everyday phrases." "Learning secrets? Read more books? Read more newspapers? Eat fewer snacks and sleep more?"

"Don't want to study? That's normal! Einstein didn't want to study when he was a child either! But he became Einstein, and you... well... you became someone who doesn't want to study."

Whenever you feel like you can't concentrate on studying, just think of me. I'm already so talented, yet I still work hard. I could easily rely on my looks, but I choose to stand out with my talent. How dare you not study? Get back to studying!

Say a few more words! Eating grapes without spitting out the skins, not eating grapes but spitting out the skins! Eight hundred soldiers rushed up the north slope, artillerymen ran alongside them to the north. The artillerymen were afraid of bumping into the soldiers, the soldiers were afraid of bumping into the artillerymen's cannons. Eight hundred soldiers rushed up the north slope!

"Different? Ah, maybe it's because I forgot to take my medicine today... Ugh! I mean, I didn't wear makeup! My bare face has unlocked my secrets!"

He spoke at lightning speed, completely igniting the atmosphere on the radio with his unrestrained "Lin the Mouth Yoon," and the comments section was filled with "hahaha" and "Yoona must have taken the wrong medicine today, but I love her so much!"

Taeyeon, standing to the side, went from initial shock to bewildered amusement, and finally, as Yoona confidently and animatedly took control of the situation, her eyes filled with increasing doubt.

The radio show finally ended amidst cheers and shouts of "Yoona, come again!" The PD, beaming, walked over and patted Kang Cheol's shoulder vigorously: "Aigoo! Yoona-ssi! The effect was amazing! You absolutely have to come again next time! Even if Taeyeon is on leave, you can fill in for her!!"

Jiang Che was secretly pleased with himself and was about to put on a fake smile when he felt a cold gaze suddenly shoot over from the side. He turned his head and met Kim Tae-yeon's narrowed eyes, which were full of murderous intent.

Taeyeon snorted loudly through her nose, didn't even look at Kang Cheol, raised her chin, and stomped out in her high heels, her back view clearly saying "I'm very unhappy".

Jiang Che awkwardly touched his nose and quickly followed. The PD looked at Taeyeon's sullen back and then added with a smile to Jiang Che and his manager, who hadn't gone far yet: "Oh right, Baekhyun came by earlier too, saying he was waiting for Taeyeon to get off work, but it seems he saw you were busy and left first."

Upon hearing this, the manager's face showed a hint of worry, and she muttered softly, "Here we go again..." When Jiang Che heard the name Baekhyun, he felt a little uneasy, but he didn't pay much attention and quickly caught up with Taeyeon.

On the way, Jiang Che felt his manager keeping glancing at him, and he knew he was in trouble. He quickly quickened his pace to catch up with Taeyeon, but although Taeyeon's legs were short, she moved quickly.

After finally catching up, just as she reached their van, Taeyeon couldn't hold back any longer. She abruptly stopped and turned to stare at Kang Cheol:

"Hey! Lim Yoona!" Her voice was full of scrutiny. "What's wrong with you today? Those words, those languages, and you even said you could have casual conversations?" She took a step closer, her small face full of suspicion: "How come I never knew you could do these things?"

Jiang Che felt a chill run down his spine, as if his CPU was about to overheat. He chuckled dryly and moved away from Taeyeon, his eyes darting around: "Unnie... those things... I already knew a little Japanese and English back in China... just read more books! Read more newspapers! Knowledge is power! Hehe... hehe..."

After hearing these words, Taeyeon fell into deep thought, and Kang Cheol didn't know whether Taeyeon believed him or not.

Just as Jiang Che was racking his brains trying to continue making things up—

Taeyeon noona!

An urgent voice suddenly came from the shadows beside them.

(End of this chapter)