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Chapter 19 God of Wealth Thailand or Good Guy Thailand

"One hundred million Korean won?!" Despite being somewhat prepared, Jiang Che still couldn't help but gape in astonishment.

"Kim Tae-yeon! You call this pocket money?! This really is the era of rich women!"

"Should I save some money to buy Ethereum? But I'll have to wait a few more months. Never mind, I'll think about it later." After thinking it over, Jiang Che went all in and bought Bitcoin!

Seeing the notification that the transaction was successful, Jiang Che felt that this was a small step for Taeyeon, but a giant leap for him.

However, I never expected that the lie I told Taeyeon before would actually be used to open an account with her card, and the money I made would end up back in her card.

Jiang Che held the bank card, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Whatever, as long as I have the bank card, that's fine. Besides, I'm a genius!"

He shut down the computer and put Yoona's ID, bank cards, and Kim Tae-yeon's ID back in their original places. Kang Cheol threw himself onto the big bed, feeling like he was floating. He closed his eyes, his mind filled with images of a future self-made millionaire.

"Hehe... One hundred million... Taeyeon, you're such a good person..." Kang Che chuckled foolishly in the darkness, and soon found himself surrounded by mountains of gold and silver.

In the early morning, Jiang Che woke up in a daze for a few seconds. Last night... Bitcoin... Kim Tae-yeon's card... Could it be a dream?!

The thought jolted him awake, but when he saw the bank card, he slumped back onto the bed, a smile involuntarily spreading across his face.

"It's not a dream...it's real! Hahaha!!"

He rushed out of the room in high spirits. Yoona's bedroom door was still closed, and it seemed that the kind-hearted Taeyeon hadn't woken up yet.

"Let the kind-hearted Taeyeon try my cooking for free today," Kang Che hummed a little tune as he walked toward the kitchen, his mood incredibly sunny.

After Jiang Che's meal was ready, Taeyeon came out right on time with a "click".

Kim Tae-yeon, with her hair all messed up from sleeping, walked out in a daze, still wearing the same clothes she wore last night.

She mumbled, "Um... Yoona..."

The next second, she stopped in her tracks, her face instantly filled with shock: "What?!" She looked incredulously toward the kitchen and dining table, her gaze locking onto Lim Yoona, who was still grinning foolishly.

And the two delicious-looking sandwiches and the congee with preserved egg and lean pork on the table:
"You...you made breakfast?!"

Jiang Che's heart skipped a beat, forgetting Lin Yoona's inhuman cooking skills. "Yes, I learned to cook at home. Unnie, go wash up, okay? You can eat after you wash up!"

Although Kang Cheol tried his best to act like a normal Yoona, seeing the God of Wealth Tae made him think of bank cards, and thinking of bank cards made him think of Bitcoin. Thinking of Bitcoin made him unable to resist and he unknowingly turned into Crocodile Yoona.

After washing up, Kim Tae-yeon walked to the dining table and carefully examined the two sandwiches and the congee with preserved egg and lean pork. The golden-brown fried egg, the pink ham, and the bright green lettuce... the rice was cooked until soft and sticky, with specks of oil floating on the surface.

Taeyeon felt like she must be dreaming. Looking up and seeing Yoona, her confusion deepened.
"Yoona...you...won the lottery??" She pointed at Jiang Che's radiant smile, which he couldn't hide at all.

"Does that expression mean you're happy about something?"

"Huh?" Jiang Che was taken aback, then realized that he had gotten carried away and quickly tried to suppress his smile:
"Happy things? Not really! But Taeyeon unnie, you're such a great person!!"

Kim Tae-yeon: "???"

She felt like she was starting to get a brain. She'd just woken up from a hangover, was horrified by Yoona's cooking, and Yoona was just grinning at her? And then she got friend-zoned again?

Jiang Che realized his mistake after speaking, and seeing Kim Tae-yeon's completely bewildered expression, he was a little worried that Tae-yeon would ask Jin Yoon-ah about the investment later. In a moment of quick thinking, he quickly extended his little finger:

"Unnie! Um... let's pinky swear!"

"Pinky promise?" Kim Taeyeon was even more confused, but she still instinctively extended her little finger. Kang Cheol hooked her little finger with his, gave it a gentle shake, and instantly transformed into the sincere Yoona:

"It's a promise! Last night... um... it was about that investment, and... and the money. Don't tell anyone!"

Don't ask me about the future yet. I'll tell you as soon as we make a lot of money. At the latest, we'll be rich by next year or the year after.

Kim Tae-yeon was still full of questions, but Yoona had already said so. That amount of money really wasn't a large sum for her; perhaps Yoona was afraid that asking too much would put pressure on her…

She smiled helplessly, a smile tinged with indulgence and pampering, and gently wiggled her hooked little finger:

"Alasso, Alasso~ I believe in you."

"So mysterious... As long as they're not doing anything dangerous, it's fine." She let go of Yoona's hand and tapped her forehead.

At the dining table, Kim Tae-yeon ate her sandwich and sipped her porridge, her eyes occasionally glancing at Yoona across from her. "Hmm...it's really delicious."

Kang Cheol becomes shy Yoona:
"Good girl, just make sure you eat and drink well!"

Taeyeon's lips curled up when she heard this address:
"That's weird. By the way, Yoona, do you remember that song you sang last night?"

"What?" Jiang Che's smile froze upon hearing this. The club owner was indeed not easy to please; he could only resort to stalling tactics for now.
"Well, that just came to mind suddenly. We'll see later."
"Later, when you go solo, I'll definitely make this song for you, or I'll make it beforehand and give it to you too. If I can't make it, you can do whatever you want with me, but if I, Yoona, utter a single word, I'm not a hero."

"Okay, then it's a deal." Taeyeon had no choice but to give up since Kang Cheol had already said so.

"I'm so sorry, Yoona," Jiang Che silently bowed in Yoona's direction.

After the meal, Taeyeon touched her stomach, a hint of mischief in her eyes:
"Your cooking skills today are truly... impressive."

Jiang Che's heart skipped a beat. "Sister, you've already praised me, why are you praising me again! It's just forced praise!" She tried to change the subject.
"By the way, unnie, do you have any plans today? Do you want to... rest a little longer?"

Kim Tae-yeon stretched:

"Hmm... I have a recording session this afternoon. I should go now."

She looked up, her gaze towards Jiang Che warm and sincere:
"Yoona, thank you for last night... and for today. Really." She paused, her voice softening, "I feel... much better."

Jiang Che was a little flustered by her sudden, serious thanks, and scratched Yoon-ah's head:

"Ah? Oh... Unnie, you're welcome! It's nothing!"

“Next time,” Kim Tae-yeon said, turning back as she changed her shoes at the entrance, a relaxed smile on her face, “I’ll come see you again, okay? Let’s have a drink together?” She seemed to be a little addicted to the slightly tipsy atmosphere of their heart-to-heart talk last night.

Jiang Che's smile froze instantly, and the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably. Again?! Again drinking?!
He wanted to refuse! But wouldn't refusing be like crossing the river and burning the bridge? Like using a donkey and then discarding it? Looking at Taeyeon's expectant yet cautious eyes, he just couldn't bring himself to say "it's inconvenient".

He took a deep breath and transformed into the enthusiastic Yoona:
"...Okay! Unnie can come anytime! Welcome, welcome, a warm welcome!"

I silently bowed in Yoona's direction again:

Yoona, I'm so sorry! Next time you come, I'll just knock you out and throw you under the bed, or stuff you in the closet. You'll understand, right?
"Then it's settled!" Kim Tae-yeon's smile brightened even more upon receiving confirmation, and she waved her hand.
"See you next time!"

The door clicked shut.

After confirming that the door was closed, Jiang Che breathed a long sigh of relief. Although Taeyeon's arrival was a bit of a hassle, she was a money-making goddess, so why not just go and seek refuge with her?

"Slap!" Jiang Che slapped himself. How could you be bought off by such a small favor? Think back to when Yoona took care of you! When she hit you! When she cooked for you!
Jiang Che's lips twitched:
Forget it, let's not think about it anymore. Hmm, now it's time to cast the Great Summoning Spell to summon Yoona back.

(End of this chapter)