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Chapter 10 The True Cross-Dressing Master

"Okay, okay! I'll go right now! I'll go right now!" Jiang Che felt like he had been granted a pardon, and dashed back to the small guest room at top speed, slamming the door shut.

Only then did I have time to complain, "This Yoona is really out of her mind. If I get thrown out like this, the next day it'll definitely be 'Shocking! Top girl group's visual is actually so open in private?'" Forget it, I won't provoke her.

As Lim Yoona stared at the closed door, her mind buzzing with images of Jiang Che's face looming over hers, brazenly admiring her figure.

"What's the point of admiring skewers? Don't you know what your own figure looks like?" Thinking this, she took a deep breath and silently recited a calming mantra.

'Calm down, Yoona, murder is illegal... You still have a bright future ahead of you...'

Just then, the guest room door, which had just been tightly closed, opened cautiously a crack.

Yoona suddenly looked up, her eyes sharp as knives.

A head slowly peeked out from the crack in the door—it had Yoona's delicate and beautiful face, and her hair was a little messy. But the part of her shoulder that was exposed was clearly still bare!
"Jiang Che!!!" Yoona's roar instantly shattered the roof:
"Didn't I tell you to put on some clothes?! Do you want to die?!"

Jiang Che jumped in fright, shrinking back even further, revealing only half his face and a pair of eyes filled with weakness, pitifulness, and helplessness. He forced a smile that looked more like a grimace:
"Sister... Yoona... calm down, it wasn't on my intentions! Um... I... I don't have any clothes to change into!" He cried, his face contorted with misery.
"I can't... I can't just put those clothes back on, can I? Wouldn't that mean I'd wasted my bath?"

Yoona almost choked on her words and realized what was happening:
Jiang Che is currently using her body, so she definitely doesn't have any change of clothes! ...Her clothes are all in the master bedroom and walk-in closet!
“You…” Yoona pointed at Jiang Cheol, her finger tapping in the air, before finally letting out a sigh:
"Wait here!" he said, then strode towards his master bedroom.

Within seconds, Yoona, holding something in her hand, shoved it directly into Kang Cheol's face through the crack in the door without even looking at it.

"Put it on!" The tone left no room for argument.

Jiang Che quickly caught it and looked down—it was a…silk slip dress. He had only ever seen that kind of material at the club, and it even had Lin Yun'er's fragrance on it.

"Hiss..." Jiang Che gasped, gripping the two thin straps, his face displaying a variety of expressions.

"Yoon... Yoon-ah unnie," he said with difficulty, his voice cracking.
"This...this...could you...change it to something else?"

He tried to express himself more tactfully:

"Something... a little... thicker? A T-shirt would be fine too! This one... it's a bit..."

He was too embarrassed to say the blunt truth that "the material is about the same as that used in clubs."

Yoona, still seething with anger, stood outside the door. Upon hearing this, she frowned, her eyes filled with confusion.

"Change? Why?"

She glanced at Jiang Che from head to toe and said matter-of-factly:

"Don't girls usually wear these kinds of pajamas to bed at home? They're comfortable and cool. What's the problem?"

There's a problem! A huge problem! Jiang Che roared inwardly. He's a straight man with abs harder than steel! Wearing this? Is this even reasonable?!

However, when he met Yoona's eyes, which were filled with impatience, especially the hint of murderous intent in them...

If they found out he was a man, he'd probably be dead! Thinking this, Jiang Che realized the clothes weren't so bad after all.

"Yes, what's wrong with wearing this outfit! If Yoona can wear it, why can't my other Yoona wear it too? Survival instinct overrides everything!"
"No! No problem! Absolutely no problem!" Jiang Che immediately straightened his back:
"Comfortable! Cool! It's great! Thank you, Yoona! You have such good taste in clothes! I'll go put it on right now!" Before he finished speaking, he quickly pulled his head back in, and then quickly closed and locked the door in one smooth motion.

Outside the door, Yoona muttered, "So crazy... It's just pajamas, is it really that big of a deal?" Jiang Che's thought process is indeed extraordinary, simply incomprehensible.

Inside the door, Jiang Che leaned against the door panel, feeling a thin layer of sweat break out on his back from fright. He looked down at the pajamas in his hand, which he wasn't sure if Lin Yoona had worn.

"What a disaster..." he groaned, resignedly unfolding the nightgown. After putting it on, sure enough, Yoona's figure... was simply not worthy of this thing...

This night is destined to be sleepless.

In the master bedroom, Yoona lay on the bed making pancakes, her mind filled with the horrifying image of herself naked in the living room, hands on hips, drinking water, and Jiang Che's "I'm so innocent" face, making her so angry that her liver hurt. "No, that's my own face!"

Her anger intensified. Parallel worlds, club connoisseurs—it's all bullshit! How could my adorable face look so sleazy?! It's definitely Jiang Che who's the problem! A huge problem!!!

In the guest room, Jiang Che, wrapped in a blanket, was still shaken. "That was too close... Luckily, I was clever enough to foreshadow my female identity beforehand!"

He secretly rejoiced, but then, remembering Yoona's murderous glare at him, he couldn't help but shudder.

"Oh no, this feud has gotten really big... What if I find out the truth one day and end up bricked up inside the wall?" Thinking this, he peeked at the bedroom wall and felt that there might already be someone inside!
Each harboring their own secrets, they tossed and turned in their respective beds, counting sheep until they were nearly driven to madness before finally managing to drift off to sleep.

the next day,
There was a loud knocking on the bedroom door.
"Damn it...who is it..." He buried his head in the pillow in anguish, trying to block out the knocking.

He scared himself last night, feeling like someone was watching him from inside the wall. He barely slept a wink in the latter half of the night, and now he feels like he's been run over by a truck.

Yoona's clear voice pierced through the door:
"Jiang Chexi! Wake up! Time for a morning run!"

A morning run?!
These two words struck Jiang Che like a bolt from the blue, instantly shattering his sleepiness. He sprang from the bed, his long, messy hair disheveled, staring blankly at the door as if he had heard a ghost story.

"Morning...run?" he repeated incredulously.
"Yoona-ssi, are you serious? What if someone sees two Yoonas running together? Do you want to scare them to death?"
"And now? It's not even fully light yet, is it? You..." He almost blurted out, "Do you have some serious illness?"

"Of course." Yoona's tone was completely flat outside the door. "Maintaining your appearance is a basic requirement for an artist. Also, wear a hat and mask when you run; nobody's watching this early."
"I can't go for a run alone while you're sleeping here. My conscience won't allow me to do that. You have five minutes. Meet in the living room." The footsteps then disappeared into the living room.

Jiang Che "..."

Maintaining my image? Celebrity ethics? What does that have to do with me, Jiang Che?! I'm not a real idol! Didn't you see how I even considered retiring from the entertainment industry before just to stop singing and dancing?!

My life motto is "If I can sit, I'll never stand; if I can lie down, I'll never sit!" I've only ever done morning exercises! When have I ever gone for a morning run?! That Yoona is definitely getting revenge on me for what happened last night!

Thinking of this, he simply decided to ignore Lim Yoona and scurried back to his bed like a maggot. But after only three seconds of lying down, Yoona's actions from last night—kneading bread and water bottles with her bare hands, and that look in her eyes—flashed before his eyes like a revolving lantern.

"Sigh..." He sighed resignedly and struggled to his feet. When you're under someone's roof, you have to bow your head... so you don't get bricked up in the wall.

For the sake of temporary survival, for the sake of the future island... let's run! And we should also increase our physical strength so that we'll have the power to resist later.

　Let's go! Tomorrow noon, afternoon, and evening! Newbie seeking everything, please add to your favorites, follow, and recommend!

(End of this chapter)