What bad intentions could my Daoist partner possibly have?

Chapter 3 How can we not pull it out?
Li Qingan's hair stood on end, and his pupils dilated instantly.

Without a second's hesitation, he released the sword hilt that was pinning the female ghost, turned around, and thrust the sword out with his finger pointing straight out.

call out--

The sword energy swiftly swept across the courtyard, the sharp sound of it tearing through the air carving a furrow in the ground, and the courtyard gate collapsed with a crash.

It hit nothing.

However, a large red sedan chair had appeared on the previously empty ground at some point, surrounded by red-clad paper figures in various poses, eerie and unsettling, and eerily quiet.

The sword energy mysteriously passed through the group without causing any damage.

When did it appear?

Li Qingan's Adam's apple bobbed, and enveloped in a chill, he involuntarily took two steps back, gripping the sword hilt again for a moment of peace of mind.

He didn't draw his sword, but the female ghost's breathless, maniacal laughter abruptly stopped, and the surrounding yin energy became increasingly chaotic, as if it were trembling with fear because it had seen some indescribable being.

Li Qingan could understand why she was afraid.

Because of yin energy.

The approaching gloomy aura resembled a collapsing mountain, a terrifying sight.

Li Qingan could tell at a glance that the being before him was someone he was no match for.

The only good news is that I am not in immediate danger, because the other party's goal is to get married.

But why would such a terrifying being want to be paired with me?

Moreover... isn't this bright red sedan chair a bit too tall and too big?
It would take three of them combined to be as tall as this bridal sedan chair.

"My lord, it's time to go to the wedding."

A familiar voice rang out from beside her again, and the paper effigy bowed and raised her hand, presenting a bright red wedding robe.

This time, there was no longer any unease or tension in her eyes.

Li Qingan ignored it, staring silently at the bright red sedan chair, his mind racing.

"Why did you remind him? You're making me lose a lot of fun."

A slightly disgruntled voice came from inside the bridal sedan chair. Two paper maids lifted the decorations on the sedan chair from either side, and Li Qing'an's eyes widened immediately.

What kind of bridal sedan chair is this?
It was clearly a heavy coffin!

A massive coffin engraved with a soaring golden phoenix!
Still in shock, Li Qing'an saw the coffin lid make a dull thud, a pair of slender hands gently touching the edge, and then she slowly sat up and walked out.

"My original plan was to approach him quietly, and while he was looking at the well, I would appear and disappear in the water to make him panic. After he turned around several times but saw nothing, I would pat him on the shoulder one last time..."

His expression at that moment must have been priceless; just imagining it makes me ecstatic, haha~

"Putting aside your attempt to usurp my place, you're now ruining my fun. How should I punish you?"

The female ghost, nailed to the well, trembled all over. The light in her only remaining eye was filled with fear and panic, but even more so with disbelief.

She tried to speak, but couldn't say anything; she could only make terrified "ho, ho" sounds.

At this moment, Li Qing'an... was staring wide-eyed and looking up.

The shadow of a tall, slender female ghost in a wedding dress, resembling a Valkyrie, completely enveloped him.

He finally understood why the bridal sedan chair and coffin were so tall and so big.

The female ghost in a wedding dress who walked out of the coffin was a full five meters tall!
Li Qingan couldn't help but swallow several times. In front of the other person, he felt no different from a little kid in every way.

Unfortunately, the female ghost in the wedding dress in front of us was also covered with a red veil, so even if we looked up, it was difficult to see her face.

They don't even know what's beautiful or ugly.

But then again, why does she want to marry him?
It couldn't possibly be because of liking someone...

Li Qingan couldn't see her eyes, so he didn't know her true thoughts.

As the saying goes, if you don't know how a woman looks at you, look at her body and her legs.

As the saying goes, since we can't resist it for the time being, we might as well enjoy it.

So, Li Qingan slowly lowered his head, his eyes gradually brightening as he asked, "Since you're asking her but not letting her speak, do you want her to reply to you or not?"

His gaze lingered on the female ghost. Her red wedding dress, apart from the loose outer garment, featured a fitted inner skirt embroidered with golden phoenix patterns.

The skin exposed beneath her beautiful neck was as white and smooth as snow, and the full, rounded curves were dazzlingly white, even larger than her head.

Her shapely figure is long and slender, with a curvaceous bust and buttocks that exude feminine beauty, yet it is also taut and supple, smooth and free of excess fat.

A cold wind blew through the skirt, revealing a pair of legs that were both visible and hidden. These legs were powerful, shapely, and long, almost indescribably so. Together with the full curves of her hips and buttocks, they accentuated her slender waist, making her appear as graceful and elegant as a precious jade pendant, giving people an unparalleled visual and sensory enjoyment.

Beneath that snow-white, jade-like skin, her knees and calves were perfectly proportioned, with calves possessing a powerful and beautiful, arched line that exuded elegance and charm while seemingly brimming with unimaginable strength, radiating ultimate allure.

It still comes down to the legs.

The old saying is absolutely true.

Li Qing'an sighed inwardly, then looked the woman in the wedding dress up and down several more times, and suddenly felt that the ghost was filled with an indescribable sexual tension.

Getting married... doesn't seem like a bad idea...

Pooh!
Li Qingan quickly bit his tongue. He liked watching, but he couldn't fall into the trap.

Who knows if the other person also wants to drain me dry.

Moreover, this female ghost in a wedding dress seems to have reconstructed her physical body... In the end, it's impossible to tell whether she is a female ghost or not.

But regardless of the type, we must remain vigilant.

Li Qing'an didn't believe in the existence of good deeds without a reason.

As the saying goes, "Those who offer unsolicited kindness are either up to no good or are thieves!"

Thinking of this, Li Qing'an looked up at the red veil again. After he could no longer see the face, he lowered his gaze and stared at the deep shadow that seemed to devour people's hearts.

"Does it look good?"

A slightly playful voice rang out from above, and Li Qing'an replied without hesitation, "It's good, I like it, but you haven't answered my question yet."

"It does not matter……"

"Then let's change the subject," Li Qingan said rapidly, "Are you a human or a ghost?"

First, it's important to determine if this is a ghost marriage. After all, ghost marriages involve too many karmic consequences, and I haven't been exposed to the Taoist practices of ghost cultivators yet. If I'm not careful, it could easily affect my swordsmanship.

If it weren't for the ghost marriage, I would still have a good chance of surviving, and I would eventually find a way to turn things around.

"Ha~"

She chuckled softly, then bent her knees slightly and slowly knelt down in front of Li Qing'an.

She was so tall that even when she squatted down, she was still taller than Li Qing'an.

A pair of long, slender, smooth arms, revealing fair, jade-like wrists, wrapped around Li Qing'an's neck, bringing Li Qing'an's face less than three centimeters from her ample chest.

He could clearly smell the delicate fragrance of orchids and musk, and could also see the softness of her skin, but he also noticed that his neck was not touched at all.

It's a ghost.

It was really cold, and the eerie atmosphere made Li Qing'an feel uneasy.

But it smelled really good, so good that he had the urge to bury his head in it.

"Now you know whether I'm a human or a ghost, right?"

As Li Qingan nodded slightly, he stared at the pale shadow and continued to ask, "Why did you choose me?"

"Why……"

The ghost in the wedding dress chuckled, seemingly delighted, giving Li Qing'an a feeling that his wish had finally been fulfilled.

But he didn't hear the voice of the wedding dress ghost again; instead, the voice of the paper doll nanny rang out once more.

"July 15th, an auspicious day according to the Chinese calendar—"

!

What kind of auspicious day is July 15th for the living...?

But Li Qing'an also realized what day it was today... He remembered that he had come to Luohuang Mountain around the Spring Equinox. Had he been unconscious for too long?

But none of that matters now. What matters is that Li Qing'an has a strange discovery: his body is unable to perform any effective movements at this moment.

He panicked, of course, but there was nothing he could do but watch helplessly as his clothes were changed into a bright red wedding robe.

If the female ghost is this powerful, is this marriage inevitable?
Li Qingan stared intently at the red veil, while the paper doll's voice continued to ring out—

"At midnight, the bridal sedan chair arrives to welcome the bride—" Li Qing'an turned around uncontrollably and approached the ancient well step by step.

Wait a minute, after the wedding procession, isn't it time to go to the bridal chamber?
What does it mean to go to the ancient well?
Li Qingan was confused, but he couldn't open his mouth to speak. He could only watch as he stood at the edge of the ancient well, feeling the yin energy gushing out from it.

He looked down uncontrollably, only to find that through the billowing yin energy, he could clearly see the phoenix fire burning in the clear water at the bottom of the well, as well as his own reflection...

Four reflections?

Li Qingan's pupils suddenly dilated; he hadn't closed his eyes!

He had no idea what was going on, but he smelled the fragrance coming from beside him again.

This time, Li Qingan clearly felt the weight of an extra hand on his right shoulder.

The female ghost in her wedding dress half-squatted to his left, her other hand lightly supporting her thigh, watching the well with Li Qing'an.

"well done."

The ghost in the wedding dress lowered her head, her tone carrying a hint of genuine approval: "But it's still not enough?"

What was done well? What wasn't good enough?

The thought had barely crossed Li Qing'an's mind when he saw the female ghost in the wedding dress wave her right hand, and the long sword that had pinned down the other female ghost moved to the front and flew straight towards him the next second.

He watched helplessly as the sword tip drew closer and closer, and then...

She was swallowed whole by the ghost in the wedding dress.

???

Suddenly finding that he could move his body, Li Qing'an turned his head in surprise and doubt to look at the female ghost in the wedding dress. What did this mean?
Performing magic?
"Come on, pull it out."

The female ghost in the wedding dress remained kneeling on one knee, but her hands touched the bottom edge of her magnificent breasts, which were larger than her head. As the breasts were pressed into deeper shadows, Li Qing'an suddenly saw a sword hilt emerge from between her chest.

!

How lecherous...

Li Qing'an involuntarily swallowed, thinking to himself that there was no lightning flashing on the female ghost's body, so why was he pulling the sword out of her chest?

Seeing the fair skin trembling slightly in his vision, Li Qingan didn't hesitate at all and immediately grabbed the sword hilt.

So horny... how can I not seduce her?
Li Qingan exerted force with his right hand, and the sword was gradually pulled out from the chest of the female ghost in the wedding dress—

"Hmm~"

A charming voice came from her mouth, and Li Qing'an drew his sword even faster. That voice... was so captivating!
Until the moment the sword tip was completely pulled out.

"Hmm~"

In an even more charming voice, the ghost in the wedding dress raised her head, and a few beads of sweat could be vaguely seen splashing from her chest.

Hey sis, you're a ghost and you're sweating?

But... he's really lecherous.

At this moment, Li Qing'an drew not only the sword in his hand, but also his 'natal' sword.

Especially the sight of that fluctuating white skin... it's dazzling.

Li Qingan opened his mouth, just about to say something, when the sharp sword he had pulled from the female ghost's chest suddenly burst forth with a brilliant sword light, sweeping in all directions!
In a dazzling light, Li Qing'an saw the female ghost beside the ancient well, her eyes filled with fear and her body constantly collapsing, and he also saw the bright red wedding dress of the female ghost in the wedding dress constantly fading away.

Fair skin, a voluptuous figure, and a hint of something more...

Li Qingan was momentarily dazed, feeling dizzy and his eyelids drooping...

Wait, don't fall asleep! You haven't even seen how big the five-meter-tall chest fruit is yet...

At least let me see what this five-meter-long truck really looks like...

Silence fell, and even the thunder in the sky vanished in an instant.

After the rain, the sky clears up.

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"Sword...sword...where's my sword? And where's the cart...?"

Li Qingan mumbled incoherently, feeling a sudden dryness in his mouth: "I didn't see it clearly..."

"It's not lost, it's here."

The longsword, sheathed in its case, was handed to Li Qing'an. Feeling instantly relieved, Li Qing'an instinctively said, "Thank you... um?!"

He scrambled to his feet, drew his sword, and looked around... feeling lost.

I just pulled my sword from the chest of the ghost in the wedding dress, and I haven't even fully seen her figure under the dress yet...

How did I end up in a carriage the moment I opened my eyes?

Dreaming?
No, it's not a dream!

His cultivation level had indeed stabilized at the Ascending Sky Realm, no longer at the Core Formation Realm where he had stagnated for so long.

and so……

Li Qing'an looked down at the long sword in his hand, his eyes filled with surprise and uncertainty. Who had handed him the sword?
The thought had barely crossed my mind when I saw the sword in my hand suddenly move on its own and re-sheath itself.

This scene startled Li Qingan, who involuntarily leaned back.

My sword doesn't even have a sword spirit, so it's impossible for it to move on its own!
Hell?
"if not?"

The sudden sound startled Li Qing'an again. The sound was so clear that it was as if someone had put a speaker in his skull, making his head buzz.

What made his lips twitch even more was that the voice was unusually familiar.

Isn't that the ghost in the wedding dress?

Li Qing'an felt a sense of absurdity. He had entered Luohuang Mountain alone, but came out as two people?
This is clearly a case of possession by a ghost!
He quickly checked his sea of ​​consciousness, finding nothing amiss, and then checked his dantian, finding nothing unusual there either…

Where is this female ghost?
Then he saw his sword float in front of him, as if saying, "Here."

"..."

Li Qingan took two deep breaths: "Why are you following me?"

"We're married now, why can't I be with you?"

The female ghost's voice was extremely languid, making listeners feel itchy inside.

"What kind of marriage is it if they haven't even entered the bridal chamber?"

"How can you say we're not married? You've already pulled your sword out of its sheath, how can that not be considered a marriage?"

"Does this count?"

"I'm just asking you, did you pull it out or not?"

"Pull it out..."

"That's enough. Now that everything's done, how can you say you didn't marry me?"

"That's okay..."

Before he finished speaking, the sword that had been floating in mid-air suddenly fell back onto his lap. This time, Li Qing'an clearly saw two more characters on the sword blade that had emerged from the scabbard: Qingwu.

No, you even named my sword... Did it become a sword spirit?
"Ha ha……"

Before Li Qing'an could ask any further questions after hearing the sudden sound, a tentative inquiry rang out from outside the carriage.

"Master, are you awake?"

Coming to his senses, Li Qing'an temporarily suppressed his many doubts and stepped out of the carriage.

The first thing I saw was a pretty girl.

"Thank you, young lady..."

Li Qingan was about to bow and express his gratitude, but before he could finish speaking, he saw the other person take two steps back, his eyes filled with surprise and suspicion, and a hint of wariness.

?

Li Qingan quickly looked behind him, but the female ghost wasn't there either...

Seeing Li Qing'an's actions, the woman quickly said, "Young master, I was rude, but..."

"Just what?" Li Qingan asked curiously.

The woman took a deep breath and spoke cautiously.

"But the young master is very strange. Although his yang energy has not been depleted, his whole body is gloomy and eerie..."

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(End of this chapter)