Reborn right after ascending to immortality?

Chapter 46 Can children buy tickets to listen to music in brothels?

Acacia sect.

That is a sacred place that countless cultivators dream of visiting.

Mei Yun felt that she was finally going to become an adult today!
"Entering the path through ultimate bliss, and then transcending ultimate bliss."

Bai Susu explained the mysteries of the Hehuan Sect in a profound and unfathomable way: "The cultivation of Hehuan cultivators is the most unique. Just as Buddhist cultivators improve their cultivation through 'merit,' Hehuan cultivators achieve immortality and attain enlightenment through 'extreme bliss.'"

An Sheng relayed Bai Susu's words to Mei Yun.

"Their methods of achieving union have evolved to the point that they are now even more wondrous and extraordinary."

"There are dual cultivation methods, triple cultivation methods, and group cultivation methods."

Mei Yun became more and more eager to visit as she listened. Dual cultivation and triple cultivation were one thing, but there was even a group cultivation technique!

The gameplay is so complicated!

But he remembered his mature, cold-blooded swordsman persona; he couldn't show his curiosity and joy outwardly. He had to keep a straight face and feign maturity, saying...
"These witches are truly wicked and devious, practicing crooked and unorthodox methods. I disdain associating with them."

An Sheng asked, "So we're not going to visit?"

He genuinely felt that the Hehuan Sect was meaningless.

“You must visit with a critical eye.” Mei Yun suddenly became anxious and quickly said, “My visit is with a critical interest.”

He had a cold and arrogant demeanor.

"Oh, right." Suddenly, Mei Yun seemed to remember something, "Can children use tickets to visit the Hehuan Sect?"

This guy truly has the lowest-level innate sword physique that An Sheng has ever seen.

Even listening to music in a brothel requires buying a child's ticket. How did such a stingy creature become a sword immortal?
"It should work," An Sheng replied doubtfully.

"That's good." Mei Yun was in high spirits, feeling that it was great value for money.

For the price of just one child's ticket, you can cultivate in two, three, or even a group—it's incredibly cost-effective compared to the dowry!

"Under the leadership of the sect leader Hehuan Xian, the Hehuan Sect once ravaged the Nine Netherworlds. All living beings were immersed in the joy of union, neglecting cultivation and production."

Over time, the people of the Nine Netherworlds will inevitably suffer from a decline in yang energy and become destitute.

The evil practices of the Hehuan Sect were only brought to an end thanks to my methods.

Bai Susu continued to boast about her great achievements in An Sheng's ear.

It must be another case of filter manipulation. After the previous three lessons, An Sheng no longer trusts Bai Susu.

The Hehuan Sect's branch in Weicheng was located on the most bustling flower street in the lower city.

Before even stepping into the red-light district, one could hear countless bursts of laughter and seductive moans coming from all directions. The district was teeming with people, a constant flow of traffic, shoulder to shoulder. As the only form of entertainment for the oppressive Nine Netherworld people, every branch of the Joyful Union Sect was packed with people.

After proudly showing his child's ticket,

Under the guard's strange gaze, An Sheng and Mei Yun entered the gate of the flower street.

Beautifully dressed, graceful young women lined up on both sides, attracting customers with their heavy makeup and each displaying their allure.

An Sheng led Mei Yun directly into the deepest part of the red-light district. When they arrived at the entrance of the Hehuan Sect, the brothel, far exceeding their expectations, appeared before them.

The plaque above the door reads three large characters: "Hehuanlou".

"Since you two have purchased children's tickets, please proceed to the children's section," the madam at the entrance replied after checking An Sheng and Mei Yun's tickets.

"A child's ticket, could it be for children?" Bai Susu's pupils trembled slightly, her cheeks flushed slightly, she felt deeply disgusted by the evil of the Hehuan Sect.

An Sheng felt that Bai Susu had really gone all out and was even being a pervert!

According to the madam, the children's section, also known as the youth section, has a more mild and harmonious atmosphere, while the adult section is more intense.

"Please purchase two adult tickets; I'll pay for them," Mei Yun said righteously. He then turned to An Sheng and explained, "Only by delving into the core of the Hehuan Sect can we criticize these evil people!"

It's definitely not because he likes big things.

An Sheng remained expressionless and chose to comply, since it wasn't his money anyway.

"Do you want dual cultivation, triple cultivation, or group cultivation?" the madam asked. "Let's try dual cultivation first," Mei Yun suggested, believing in a gradual approach. "Can we listen to some music?"

"Of course," the madam said with a smile. "Please rest assured, gentlemen, my girls are all professionals, and their oral skills are excellent."

"Then please enter the Dual Cultivation Room, Room 201."

Mei Yun was secretly astonished by Mei Yun's excellent ventriloquism.

The children's tickets were upgraded to adult tickets, and following the madam's directions, they entered the inner room of the Hehuan Building.

Mei Yun heard even more decadent music; he could feel the countless pleasures emanating from within. The Hehuan cultivators absorbed their cultivation from these pleasurable emotions.
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Suppressing her heartbeat, Mei Yun swallowed hard and cautiously pushed open the door.

From that moment on, the door to a new world opened before him.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Impermanent Demon Child who has just entered the Nine Netherworlds is truly extraordinary in his divine might."

"Huh? Never heard of it."

"That fickle demon prince was eight zhang tall, with a slender waist and broad shoulders. His face was as white as powder, his sword-like eyebrows reached into the sky and pierced his forehead. His handsome eyes were clear and bright, his nose was like a jade pillar, and his mouth was like cinnabar. He was like a demon lord descended from heaven, truly a god of war on earth."

"Hey, guess what?"

"'Could it be some fickle rat?' the Kunlun elder laughed, which angered the fickle demon prince. 'Hey! You scoundrel, take this sword from your grandpa!'"

"Oh dear, what happens next?"

"The Impermanent One and the Elder clashed, and in an instant, the sky darkened and the sun and moon lost their light. After several rounds, the Impermanent Demon Child seized an opening and thrust his sword forward. There was a sound of the heavens collapsing, the earth splitting, and the sun and moon falling—"

The gavel slammed down!
"This sword pierced directly into the elder's groin, sawing off his whip!"

"That's absolutely outrageous! That's way too extreme!"

"The Elder's Unpredictable Saw and Whip, the Orphan Born into the Green Plum Family, to find out what happens next, please listen to the next chapter. Next chapter, the first person in history!"

As soon as An Sheng and Mei Yun entered, the lobby was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

The layout of the Hehuan Sect's dual cultivation room is different from other places; it is a large L-shaped stage with seats for the audience on all four sides. Two Hehuan cultivators, wearing long robes and folding fans, set up a small table and stand in front of the hall to tell stories to people, including crosstalk, storytelling, and stand-up comedy.

They were all professionals with excellent vocal skills, and every now and then they could deliver a long string of rapid-fire remarks, making the audience burst into laughter. They used extreme pleasure to enter the Dao, and this endless joy was absorbed by the cultivators of the Hehuan Sect to increase their cultivation.

"Wasn't it supposed to be the Hehuan Sect?" Mei Yun's worldview collapsed, and he turned to ask the madam.

"Yes, the Hehuan Sect."

The madam proudly replied, "Our full name is 'Family Joy Sect,' and our sect is the largest comedy company in the entire Nine Netherworld."

"Didn't they say there was dual cultivation?" Mei Yun pointed at the comedian and the straight man on the stage, her pupils turning gray.

“A duet performance is naturally a form of dual cultivation.”

"What about the third cultivation?"

"Three-person crosstalk".

"Group cultivators?"

"Group crosstalk".

"What happened to the promise of music?"

"I can sing you a section of 'Reporting the Names of Dishes'."

Mei Yun slapped his forehead. He had spent so much money on adult tickets, only to come here to listen to a tongue twister?

"Could you please refund my child's ticket?" Mei Yun asked regretfully. "What program is the child's ticket for?"

"They're showing a new animated series over there called 'An Sheng: The Demon Child's Birth,' a heartwarming comedy about a village being wiped out after a demon child is born."

An Sheng silently observed Mei Yun's expression; the disillusionment between reality and ideals is an inevitable path for every man.

"Let's go."

Just as An Sheng turned to leave, a cold female voice suddenly came from the exhibition stand, its coldness tinged with a hint of anger.

"An Sheng, it's you!"

(End of this chapter)