LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 97 "Hehehe, there's even fish to eat here?"

"Watch Top Esports for international matches!"

JKL exchanged a smile with Di Wu, who was coming on stage. Sometimes he really envied the talent of today's young people.

Watch Top Esports for international matches!
How did they come up with such awesome lyrics? This year, Top Esports, as an all-Chinese team, has taken over the mantle that RNG once carried.

RNG is no longer a force to be reckoned with, but someone from the all-Chinese roster still needs to step up and represent them.

Even now, TES may become the strongest all-Chinese team in the true sense in the future.

Knight is only 20 years old! He has a bright future ahead of him and is currently in his prime. This TES team has unlimited potential.

Now we need to test the team's true strength in international competition.

I don't know what the lyrics are at the end of this song. I'll definitely have to ask G-God again after the final match.

"Welcome everyone to the 2020 LPL Spring Split Finals! Hello everyone! I'm Remember!"

"Hello everyone, I'm Wang Duoduo!"

"Hello everyone, I'm Kuishituo!"

At this moment, Lao K no longer had the naivety he showed when he first appeared on the official stage as a commentator; in fact, he seemed quite at ease.

However, his suit paired with Lau K's small face made him look like a child wearing an adult's clothes.

"The focus of today's match will definitely be on the bottom half of the draw."

Lao K's expression was somewhat somber. Kramer was the team's leader, but in terms of skill, he was still somewhat inferior to JKL.

TES is a team with strong laning phase and a late-game carry duo that can carry the team.

BSYY didn't have a breakdown at the start and decisively chose the blue side.

The broadcast showed the two coaches preparing for the draft phase.

BSYY, feigning composure, held up his tactical notebook, which detailed each of his team's players' proficient heroes and their meta strengths.

Moreover, beneath this tactical manual lies a trump card, the ultimate tactic. Today's TES... came prepared.

He himself did not expect that as the third-place team in the regular season, they would actually get the first choice of sides in the finals.
The expected opponents might be JDG or IG. What? What the heck is LGD?

Both sides quickly entered the draft phase, and the first three moves were already made.

TES banned LeBlanc, Graves, and Kindred in their first three picks, while LGD banned Varus, Syndra, and Zoe.

"Ding!"

TES immediately locked in the Troll Warlord!
They banned Graves and Kindred, two jungle carry picks, in their first three bans, and this Trundle pick was practically a pre-planned move for LGD.

Moreover, LGD has no way to deal with this! They simply don't have enough ban slots in their draft phase.

Fortunately, LGD has a slight advantage in choosing their ADC in this second round.

“Let’s take the skateboard shoes!” Mai Zijian quickly made a decision.

With the release of the Skateboarder lineup, LGD's lineup attributes became clear: it's a lineup that needs to control the dragons in the early to mid-game.

The second pick was to lock in Leona as a support to synergize with Karmer's Kalista.

The older brother shook his head upon seeing the skateboard shoes, so he realized he had no choice but to take down Aphelios.

"Ding!"

TES's second and third floors directly picked Aphelios, the older brother, along with a Titan with a lock-on ability in the support position.

This laning phase still depends a bit on the ADC, especially since Karmer's basic skills are really tested if he wants to gain an advantage in the early game against JKL.

"Ding!"

LGD has revealed their third move...

Leopard Woman!

"what?"

Although it hasn't been locked yet, the three commentators in the commentary booth were already speechless.

"Huh? Is it really necessary to force a counter to Trundle? Nidalee is still too risky compared to Graves and Kindred..." Wang Duoduo frowned. Although they are all jungle carries, Nidalee is still quite different from Kindred and Graves.

The hit rate of Soraka's main damage skill, Q, is a big problem in professional matches, as it is easy for her to be caught out in the jungle.

"Want Nidalee? She's just pretty..."

Before Lao K could finish speaking, LGD locked onto the third floor's Nidalee.

???

A real leopard woman?
In LGD's voice chat, Di Wu said to Peanut, "It's okay, Peanut! Just play according to your own rhythm this game!"

"We believe in you. Think back to the time when you were invincible with the Tigers!"

Flandre nodded in agreement, "Yes, Wanghu! Don't be shy, if you want to enter the jungle, just ask me to protect your jungle, just say so!"

Feeling the trust in his teammates' eyes, Peanut's gaze hardened, unlike his self during the S6 Tigers era or the SKT era.

Bearing the highest trust of my teammates, I cannot lose!

"Really? Peanut's Nidalee!? Can this champion win the game?" LauK's face was still full of worry.

That's not a harsh statement at all. Peanut hasn't been played as a jungle carry player for many years. In the last round, he gained confidence playing Kindred and Graves against IG's two junglers.

Furthermore, whether LGD's bot lane can secure lane priority against JKL is another question.

BSYY's expression turned cold when he saw Nidalee pick. "They really dare to pick that?"

"Let's ban Jayce and Ornn!"

LGD's bans included Corki and Sylas, further limiting the champions Knight could pick in the mid lane.

"Ding!"

On the fourth floor, Flandre directly locked in the top lane position with Renekton, which can synergize with Nidalee.

"I can be Kennan!"

369 looked at BSYY, his eyes revealing unwavering conviction.

Kennen vs. Renekton is a matchup I'm very familiar with. I'll just go up and kite him as I please, and show BSYY what I'm capable of.

"Hmm...okay! How about Kennan then?"

Putting aside everything else, 369's iconic moments are a testament to his gentle nature, just as BSYY described in his documentary. 369 was even once known as the crown prince of TES.

"I have a feeling he might build Azir in mid lane, should I just pick it?"

Knight loves using other people's things; what an innocent and pure baby!

"Ding!"

TES locked in their fifth pick, Tsar, leaving only one pick left for the mid lane: Di Wu.

Looking at this lineup, Lao K narrowed his eyes. He had a feeling... it was coming!

This game's jungler is an AP champion, and LGD's lineup is very much geared towards the early to mid-game, so they need a champion with good fighting power in the early to mid-game.

Then...

"Ding!"

"Hey, I knew it! It's coming!" "Chicken's Little Cannon!!"

That's right, LGD's fifth pick was Tristana for the mid lane. Currently, almost only DiWu is playing this champion in the mid lane.

But it just so happens that it works. This time, he's playing against Azir again. Judging from the draft alone, LGD's lineup has an advantage in all three lanes.

I remember that Wang Duoduo and I both focused our attention on Lao K in the middle. Lao K definitely has the right to speak about the hero, Little Cannon.

As a former professional ADC player, he would occasionally generously bring out Tristana to treat his teammates to fish.

???

No, why are you looking at me?
Lau K's lips twitched slightly. He believed there were some things no one wanted to recall, so...

Perhaps the world will be a better place if we forget the past when the sun rises.

Both teams' lineups are now locked.

Blue side: TES
Top lane: Kennen

Jungle; Troll

Mid Lane: Azir

Bottom Lane: Aphelios and Nautilus
Purple side: LGD
Top order: Crocodile

Jungle: Nidalee

Mid lane: Tristana

Bottom Lane: Kalista and Leona

Before the two entered Summoner's Rift, Di Wu closed his eyes slightly and allocated his remaining 300 Comedy Points.

With 200 points, their team fight progressed from point A to S, and their reaction was to go from point A to A+.

Name: Di Wu

Position: Mid Lane

[Ability: Reaction: A+ (0%)]

Hand speed: A (0%)

Consciousness: SS (0%)

Development: A (0%)

Output: SS (0%)

Laning Phase: SSS (0%)

Teamfight: S (0%)

【英雄池：杰斯（7级）、塞拉斯（7级）、沙皇（7级）、飞机（7级）、小炮（7级）、加里奥（7级）、妖姬（7级）、发条（7级）、丽桑卓（7级）、小鱼人（3级）、卡尔玛（2级）、泰坦（2级）、璐璐（2级）、岩雀（1级）、瑞兹（1级）】

[Comedy Points: 0, Hero Proficiency Points: 7]

[Review: Spring's G Emperor!]

Spring Emperor G? Indeed, my stats are practically flawless now. It turns out…

The Tiger Emperor of Spring is at this terrifying level!

It must be said that the longest stream and the tallest mound truly live up to their names.

"Flandre, don't go up there and get stuck in the bushes, let me scout ahead for you!"

Upon entering the game, Di Wu was found in the bushes on the top path.

"They have Titans, watch out they might snag you in the grass."

During the White Crescent period, 369's status in the TES team was still very high. Kennen's matchup against Renekton was similar to Jayce's, both involving kiting and exploiting Renekton's short range and long skill cooldowns in the early game.

Therefore, securing vision in the early game is crucial. LGD must have studied TES's strategy against TheShy in the last round, and they also have Nautilus in this game.

They might go directly to the top lane and use Nautilus's level 1 hook to help Kennen force Renekton to use Flash, or even give Renekton first blood.

From God's perspective, all five people on both sides headed towards the bushes on the upper route.

Almost simultaneously, they reached the bush in front of their first tower, and Titan, positioned at the forefront of the TES team, activated his scanner and entered the second bush.

Titan's vision had already detected Diwu in the neighboring bushes...

"TES should have a slight advantage at level one, what is Gnik doing? Walking so far ahead!" Lao K's heart skipped a beat. If he got hooked, with Tristana's physique, he would be focused down in a second.

"Didn't K God teach you that when playing a marksman, you shouldn't stand at the very front?"

LauK shouted anxiously, "The Titan has already scanned it! Just as the Titan unleashed a Q towards the Tristana..."

Oh no, I can't react in time. Gnik could see the hook in advance from this position, and he should be able to flash, but it's a huge loss.
Tristana's early-game Flash...

Huh? You're not paying?
From God's perspective, Titan's hook is already on Tristana's face; the tip of the hook skill has a pre-judgment function.

The three commentators in the commentary booth stared wide-eyed. Had Gnik made a mistake?
Although Gnik has made mistakes outside of the game and on camera, he rarely makes such basic errors as failing to use Flash during the game.

Why didn't he use Flash this time?
However, the instant Titan's hook hits the cannon, smoke billows up beneath the cannon's feet. Despite being hit by Titan's hook, the cannon still launches into the air with a rocket jump.

"Control cancellation?!"

Wang Duoduo and Ji De stared wide-eyed. Gnik was too calm. Faced with Titan's hook, he did not choose to use Flash.

Instead, he instantly learned W and, in the instant he was hooked, achieved perfect control and neutralization.

He chose the coolest way to play!

Lao K opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but couldn't get the words out, as if a fishbone was stuck in his throat. His face turned red, wanting to explain something but unable to speak.

No, what the hell are you trying to do? We're brothers, let bygones be bygones!

The next moment, the older brother showed off his favorite question mark frog and then gave a Teemo like.

Di Wu had a "Snake (2015)" logo shining on his forehead.

"Hohoho! Hohoho!" Lao K slumped in the commentary box, twitching, blushing, and shouting "Hohoho!" at times!
Ji De and Wang Duoduo, who were standing nearby, were both startled...

The live chat exploded with comments.

What exactly happened to Snaker in 2015? It's so hard to guess!

"There's even the first victim present at the scene, and Flandre has something to say about that!"

Flandre: Is it difficult? Is it very difficult? Is controlling and offsetting difficult?

"Wow, there's even fish to eat here?"

"Gnik's bad, K-God, don't play!"

"This time, Lau K's defenses have been completely breached."

The director immediately switched the camera to the one in front of Di Wu.

He made a "K" gesture to commemorate Snake legend Krystal!

. . . . . .

(End of this chapter)