LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 95 "We will create new history!!"

Backstage, Lau K's mouth was already splitting into a grin as he listened to Flandre's words.

Adi and I are brothers, so if you convert them like this...
Am I Xuan Jun'er's uncle?

Ouch~ That feels so good~~
However, as he felt comfortable, Lao K suddenly felt a sense of emptiness, much like the blissful state a man experiences after a period of pleasure from caring for his body.

Xuan Jun'er, you've made it to the finals?
Gnik has made it to the finals!
Although their opponent is TES, who boasts the Sailor duo, LGD's current momentum makes the outcome uncertain, as both teams have made significant roster changes during the regular season.

LGD acquired Gnik, the core player of the team, and strengthened Flandre.

TES secured JKL as their championship ADC!

It's fair to say that it was completely unpredictable who would win or lose between the two teams.

My former teammates are all aiming for their first LPL championship, and they have a very good chance of winning.

Have I been retired for over a month already?
Or rather, he hasn't retired yet; he's just...
"Why do I suddenly feel a little unwell? We've really made it to the finals!"

In the interview area, Yu Shuang asked a few simple questions before getting to the most crucial one: the next round!
"In the next round, you will face TES in the finals. They are a very young and strong team, and with the addition of JKL, what do you think of their style? What kind of sparks will fly in the finals?"

Upon hearing this, Flandre narrowed her eyes: "G God told me this before I went on stage."

"Military orders are as heavy as a mountain!"

???

He hasn't forgotten his pledge!

At this moment, the Autobots at the scene finally raised their signs.

"Yes, we're all here!"

General G said: "There is no fine salt in the army!"

"In the lion's territory, no one else can reign supreme!"

"A war? Are you kidding me?! You're always sending me ninja tips? Have you even asked General G about his Green Dragon Crescent Blade?"

"Dump trucks, get ready! Crush them!!"

"I'm the lucky one, let me go first!"

"Big computation? That's my dream! Let me do it!"

Di Wu smiled with relief backstage. It really is true that when things go wrong, the buddy will take the lead.

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations to the King of Comedy for sweeping IG 3-0 and winning the "Chicken Brother Battle" to advance to the LPL finals! There can only be one Chicken Brother in this playoffs!]

[Reward: 100 Comedy Points, 2 Hero Proficiency Points]

The finals! TES!
He couldn't help but recall the scene of watching the Vanguard match, and then clenched his fists.

Let's get started!

As everyone at TES listened to Flandre's words in the interview, their eyes gradually hardened.

Are military orders absolute?
Everyone has reasons why they absolutely have to win, right?

JKL also clenched his fists. I'm not trying to prove that I'm great!
I mean, I'm going to take back what I've lost with my own hands.

Reputation, word-of-mouth, and audience approval!

I have to be all!

On that day, the older brother could never have imagined that the audience's recognition also contained the hope of the Chinese music scene.

LPL Spring Split Finals: Pre-match trash talk.

I thought trash talk would be an epic battle, but after the promotional videos for Di Wu and IG were shown last time, the director was almost forced to resign, so everyone toned it down a lot this time.

Soon it was time to film the pre-match promotional video.

The entire TES team had resolute eyes.

But the official director felt that something was missing.

It seems like we should have recorded a line at this moment; it would have made the scene feel fuller and more solid.

JKL was also troubled by the director's request, as he was not the type of contestant who would say too many polite words.

The trash talk he spouts is mostly things that can't be broadcast; he just explodes as soon as he opens his mouth. So, it's really hard to imagine him saying something like that now.

Moreover, TES isn't his own team right now, so if he were to act as their representative right away...
He couldn't help but glance at Chunhuang beside him. Although Knight was rather simple-minded, he still had to be mindful of his feelings.

"I have a plan!"

Di Wu, who was waiting nearby, stepped forward. They were also waiting for the promotional video to be filmed.

Di Wu could no longer stand his brother's pathetic performance.

Sigh, this Jack is such a loser! I still need to lend him a hand.

“Come on, bro, gege, gege! Just put your hands in your pockets and say something like this.” Di Wu whispered in JKL’s ear.

what?
Upon hearing this, JKL nodded repeatedly: "You're really something, kid! How about you give Knight a line too?"

The Sailors duo is only perfect when they're together! I can't let Knight steal all the spotlight.

Di Wu touched his chin and soon had a new idea.

We're back in shooting mode.
After showing close-ups of each TES player standing on the rooftop, the camera focused on TES's two carries, the "Sailor" duo.

Knight crossed his arms and, with a serious expression but in his own slightly irreverent tone, said, "Jack, take this... I'm the Legend!"

The camera then gave a perfect close-up of the older brother with his hands in his pockets.
"We will make history!!"

Upon hearing this, everyone present, including the TES players and even the coaching staff, felt a sense of mission on their shoulders.

To create a new history for the LPL!! TES's path ahead is the Grand Line!!

"Yes! That's it!" Before the director could even react, Di Wu had already started clapping.

Right, that’s right!
Top Esports, go and create your own new history!

These words only feel right when they come from my brother's mouth, right? Only my brother can express that feeling.

Clearly, the older brother was also very satisfied with the lines that Di Wu had designed for him, and even gave Di Wu a thumbs up.

After both sides finished their filming, the older brother went to LGD's rest room.

"It's all thanks to the lines you came up with, kid!" JKL's lips curled up slightly. "I'll treat you guys to dinner later. Just name what you want to eat!"

JKL is a former champion ADC, and this is his third year in the LPL. He can afford to hire him.

"G God, are you guys off today too? How about we have a little pre-match team-building activity together?" The older brother put his hand on Di Wu's shoulder.

"Well, but I'm not very good at playing cards." Di Wu shook his head, not because he didn't want to play with his brother.

Unfortunately, I'm not good at either cards or mahjong! I can't even get to the table.

"Is that so? What a pity! But how did you know?" JKL was puzzled for a moment, then thought about it again and realized that he hadn't thought things through carefully enough.

"How about we go to karaoke?"

He also mentioned this project that everyone can play together. Although they are opponents in the final, they are still good brothers before the final battle.

We're all buddies, so what difference does it make who wins?

"That's a good idea!" Flandre nodded repeatedly.

Shanghai, KTV!

"Sarahei! Sarahei!! Sarahei yo!!"

Peanut's three consecutive hits made his brother purse his lips, not knowing why, but he felt like he was singing a death song.

And I'm actually a little panicked? Why am I afraid of Karthus' ultimate?

How many professional players can actually pull out Karthus and win a game?! You'd only see this kind of weird stuff in a World Championship wildcard match, right?
However, thinking about the wildcard teams, JKL couldn't help but laugh. How could he be worried about a wildcard team's Karthus? Even if I carried four pigs, I could easily crush a wildcard team! Let alone four professional players from our great LPL!

Do you think I'll lose?

Don't even mention one Karthus, even five Karthus wouldn't faze me! I'm the chosen one, and my Hexdrinker has never been a disadvantage!
"Great! That's great, awesome!! To be honest, G-Dragon only has someone willing to promote him, otherwise you would definitely be better than him!" Di Wu nodded seriously to Peanut.

Flandre immediately chimed in: "G-Dragon still doesn't dare to look you in the eye! Woohoo!"

The two compliments made Peanut's smile falter: "Oh, you guys just love praising me like that, I'm not that good!"

"Hey, I told you before the Northern Expedition, don't underestimate yourself!" Di Wu nodded seriously at Little Peanut: "You have to believe in yourself, you're no worse than anyone else!"

"Okay! I won't be any worse than anyone else!" Peanut nodded firmly.

The person next to 369 almost dropped their jaw.

I was wondering why Peanut has been playing better and better in matches lately. With two such amazing coaxing experts on the team, who can resist them?
"I told you, please stop calling me 36. It's making me lose confidence. Can't you just call me 9th Brother?" 369 complained weakly to Guo Hao beside him.

Faced with his prince's accusation, Guo Hao patted 369 on the shoulder: "Hey, 36, no! 9th brother! It's just psychological. Just do your best in the competition, and everyone will naturally start calling you 9th brother!"

A reputation isn't something you can coax into; it's something you earn through hard work!

369 looked at Peanut with a hint of jealousy, feeling that mentality was very important for a professional player.

In LGD's team atmosphere, coupled with the sharp tongues of Diwu and Flandre, Peanut has really been playing better and better since Diwu joined LGD in the regular season, showing a renewed vitality.

Is this really just psychological? I'm slowly starting to find those abandoned jungle monsters again.

Yesterday, TES was discussing how Peanut's Graves was already giving off a Kanavi vibe compared to Ning.

Is this just a placebo effect?
Just as 369 was wondering what was going on, a retro yet familiar song started playing.

The sound of a guitar swept across the room.

"Ding~ Ding~ Ding ding ding ding ding~"

Oh?
TES, who was playing on his phone, looked at the KTV screen in surprise. The people in front of him had selected songs by Jay Chou, JJ Lin, and some trendy ones like 369 and rap.

The sudden shift to a classic style has surprised many – who has such excellent taste?

Di Wu slowly stood up and picked up the microphone!
His body involuntarily began to sway to the music.
The KTV screen prominently displayed:
"A Sudden Self — Wu Bai"

These big characters!
"G God's taste is also extraordinary, isn't it?" JKL nodded in agreement. Teacher Wu Bai really has something to offer.

Chinese classics!

Di Wu stretched out his hand and started singing, and everyone except Peanut and Kramer joined in.

"I heard you say that~~~"

With everyone singing together, the atmosphere in the karaoke room was already at its peak!

The spacious private room gave the feeling that Di Wu was running his own livehouse.

"Watch Top Esports for international matches!"

"Eh, cough cough cough, it should be 'the sun rises and sets'!"

Di Wu quickly changed his tune, he even wanted to slap himself. What could he do? This song was so incredibly catchy, "Damn, Azure," it made him forget how to sing it in the original key. Damn it!

Damn, is the current Top Esports player still the real Top Esports player, me?
"Excuse me."

"Yes! Absolutely right! Xiao Di, this lyric change is fantastic!" Guo Hao excitedly stood up, grabbed Di Wu's hand, and imitated Di Wu's tone: "For international matches, watch Top Esports~~~"

"You're a musical genius! This line is so catchy, can we use it in our promotional videos from now on? We have to watch Top Esports for international matches!"

???

A musical genius? Me? Should I watch Top Esports in international competitions?

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(End of this chapter)