LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 78 "You're so naughty~~"

"Oh, no problem. My family member is a black card member at this shop, and she recommended it to me. They've done styling for a lot of celebrities!" Flando smiled憨厚ly.

A celebrity?
Di Wu looked at the shop's interior with some suspicion. This looked like a barbershop that needed a walkie-talkie.
At this moment, he felt a strong distrust towards Tony. He had learned his lesson and would be more careful this time.

But in Shanghai... wouldn't this cost too much?
Flandre really went to a lot of trouble!

"Don't worry, I'll use my sister's black card membership! It's 3% off! I can still afford it!"

After Flandre's explanation, Diwu and Peanut exchanged a glance and nodded.

Since that's the case, they have no reason to refuse. They should at least try out the Black Card membership service, right?
"Welcome! Three distinguished guests!!!"

The enthusiastic attitude of the uniformed hostess at the entrance startled Di Wu and Xiao Huasheng...

Is this a formal occasion?

The three of them sat down in front of a large mirror. Several girls in uniforms brought them water glasses and handed them a price list: "Honorable guests, what kind of set meal would you like to order today?"

Would you like to order... a set meal?

Di Wu had just taken a sip of water and hadn't even had a chance to speak when Little Peanut next to him exclaimed, "Damn it! I want to go back to the hotel, Brother Di!"

???

"One million? One million? Just for one hairstyle! What kind of hairstyle costs so much!"

What?! One million?!
Di Wu was stunned for a moment, but he quickly realized that the one million that Xiao Huasheng mentioned... was Korean won.

Five thousand dollars!? Even with a 30% discount, it's still... fifteen hundred?
Di Wu unconsciously swallowed... This is too outrageous! Is this what Shanghai is like? In my small county town, a haircut only costs 15 yuan!

Prices have increased a hundredfold? And that's with a black card.

"It is a bit expensive, but the celebrity styling at this store is amazing. You can check out their promotional photos."

Flandre pointed to the promotional image on the program schedule.

There are many stills of various celebrities, concert photos, and even special effects costumes from movie scenes.

It can only be said that this store is indeed very skilled, and it can even be said to be the store favored by many celebrities. If it weren't for the black card, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to enter the store without an appointment.

It would have to be Flandre who has the connections, wouldn't it?

However, spending so much money on haircuts not only impacts Xiaohuasheng's spending habits, but also has a huge impact on Diwu's spending habits.

However… compared to the shop near Teacher Piao's house… this is practically a conscientious business!

At this price, you definitely can't get the hairstyle you'd find in a regular hair salon.

He had to come up with something original, so Di Wu practically ignored all the other generic, handsome hairstyles he'd seen before…

Until a hairstyle resembling an afro caught Di Wu's eye.

"Oh?"

From the moment he saw this hairstyle, he felt it was a calling from destiny. This hairstyle... no ordinary barbershop could ever do it.

Di Wu glanced at the hairstyle and could already imagine what lay beneath the model's hair...

Peanut's face!
That's right, this hairstyle is perfect for Peanut. As a Korean singer, Peanut has always had long, sleek, and soft hair.

Even during his most triumphant period in S6, Peanut sported a typical Korean teenager's hairstyle.

"Xuan Jun'er!!!"

Di Wu looked at Flando beside him, pointed to the promotional picture of the afro on the menu, and then pointed to the little peanut next to him.

Peanut's hair is now quite thick, enough to support this afro hairstyle.

"Oh?"

Flandre immediately understood what Diwu meant… “I think this is good too?”

As soon as the two spoke, Peanut curiously leaned over and peered at the style that Di Wu was pointing to. He didn't understand what kind of style could have won the approval of both Di Wu and Flandre.

"what?"

Peanut frowned. This hairstyle... was completely unexpected!
It's... an afro!?
"Oh no, really? I can't believe this hairstyle on two guys!"

Especially on Di Wu's head, after all, if Koreans saw Di Wu's face here, they would think that he had undergone a lot of surgery.

This afro hairstyle is like Cha Eun-woo with car wheels on his body.

"But he's really handsome, isn't he, Flandre!" Di Wu nodded with great interest.

Frando echoed Diwu's sentiment: "Indeed, I think it's really good, and this shop can do all kinds of styles, all done by professional hairdressers and stylists!"

"If we come to this shop and don't get some innovative hairstyle that challenges ourselves, we might as well go back to the hotel and get some scissors to trim it."

“Exactly! We’re already out here, and it’s such a great store. If we don’t come back with something new, how can we justify the million won?” Di Wu nodded repeatedly.

Especially when he heard Di Wu mention "one million", Xiao Huasheng wavered. He didn't care about anything else, but what Di Wu said was so true.

Do I really want to spend a million Korean won to get a hairstyle that costs only tens of thousands of Korean won?

That's a complete waste of hundreds of thousands of Korean won, like throwing money directly into the Han River. Are we going to turn the Han River monster into a money-grubber?

Or is there a Bikini Bottom downstream of the Han River?

No way! This is all money! We can't waste it like this!

Peanut's "Mr. Krabs" personality resurfaced once again. He hesitated for a while before nodding: "Ah~ Now that you mention it, it's true. Well then... let's try this hairstyle!"

This is the first time in Peanut's life that he has ever dared to try something new.

"Yes, yes, life is about doing more things you've never done before! Wanghu, you're on the right track!" Flandre nodded happily.

The waiter next to him couldn't help but purse his lips... This is more than just getting the hang of it; he's completely fallen for your two old bastards' trick!

"Are you sure!?"

"Yeah! Just like my brothers, I'll get this afro! I'm... kind of looking forward to it?" Peanut nodded, a hopeful smile on his lips.

Diwu and Flandre secretly gave each other a thumbs up.

"You're so naughty~~"

"You're not bad either~"

In a hotel in Shanghai, an official LPL partner, Mai Zijian glanced at the gloomy sky outside the window…

"Aren't those three back yet? It's just a haircut, why are they taking so long? Even if they went to a foot massage parlor, they should be back by now, right? Could it be…?"

"They've been caught!" Mai Zijian's heart skipped a beat.

Seriously? The playoffs are still going on? If the top, mid, and jungle players all get caught, that would be the biggest disaster in LPL history.

I shouldn't have let them go out on their own...

"Crack..."

The sound of the hotel door opening startled Mai Zijian and the rest of the LGD team. The first person to come into everyone's view was Peanut!
???

"Uh, Lies, you punched me? Am I dreaming?" Mai Zijian rubbed her eyes.

Damn it, is it... that I've been under too much pressure lately?
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