LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 75: All I saw was a desperate host!
He. He. He.
Xi Ran's rosy lips opened and closed, as if she wanted to say something, but she was breathing heavily and couldn't utter a single word.
No wonder she felt a chill before going out this year, so that's what it meant! Should I consult a feng shui master to choose an auspicious date for my own hosting duties in the future?

"Do you think I will lose?"

As the host, should I say "yes" or "no"?

It seems like any answer could end my career!
It's not like I've never done anything immoral in my life, right? Why are you treating me like this!

At this moment, Xi Ran's eyes revealed only a trace of despair as she looked at Di Wu.

The official live stream chat is overflowing with comments.

Xi Ran: I see now, you want me to die here!

"Hahaha! This is the first time I've ever seen someone come up and ask the host a question like this, trying to trap the host!"

"Is it funny? All I see is a desperate host!"

Xi Ran: I think... I'm kind of dead...

"This is out! It's really out! He not only revealed it himself, but also dragged the host into it!"

"G Emperor: I thought suicide pacts were just an old legend! Xi Ran: I'm begging you!"

Looking at Xi Ran's desperate smile, Di Wu continued, "Of course we won't lose!"

"Please rest assured, fans, even if it costs me my life, I will help LGD win the Silver Dragon Cup!"

Di Wu's words made Xi Ran breathe a sigh of relief. Was he answering his own question? Thankfully, she hadn't chosen to respond.
No matter what, JDG has played well this year and has star players, so they must have a lot of fans. I'm just a small host, and my professional career has only just begun. I don't have the ability to attract fans!
Just as she was about to ask more questions, she heard Di Wu's next words.

"Who is stronger, me or IG?"

Xi Ran's vision went black.
Spicy Balls!!! Spicy Balls!!!
You just happened to choose the team with the most powerful fans out of all the teams.

"what?"

All the car enthusiasts at the scene consciously put down the signs they had been holding up and hid them under their feet!

"Damn! We can't afford to mess with these fans!"

"A LGD fan of ten years has decided to go back to his coffin for a nap. Wake me up when the battle is over!"

"I'm from the IG hashtag, who is Gnik!?"

"Gnik's Weibo account has been found: Xiangxiang QAQ! Girls, let's go!"

"No way, you really dare to say that? You scared Xiran so much her face turned white!"

"It's okay, streamer, fly high without worry. If anything happens, we fans will stand on the side of the strong and curse you together!"

"Hey! What are you saying? It's normal for LGD fans to support the opposing team! Supporting the opposing team is still support!"

Di Wu almost laughed in anger as he watched the Autobots crumble in the audience. No, bro, the fans really have no confidence in LGD?

Oh well! But that's normal. After all, IG was first in the regular season and was the champion in 18. No matter how much the older brother leaves the team, the core of the mid and top lanes is still there.

Their strength, both online and offline, is terrifying; they are even leading the LPL by a significant margin.

The only team that can rival them is another champion team, FPX.

However, the "invincible" FPX crumbled on its own!

"Ahem! We'll see in the next round. We're really looking forward to facing IG next!"

Upon hearing Di Wu's words, Xi Ran, who was standing next to him, involuntarily stumbled and almost fell over.

Fortunately, Di Wu reacted quickly and caught Xi Ran!

???

The audience couldn't help but feel a little worried for Xiran; this host really didn't earn a single penny for nothing.

The intensity of this interview is already heading in the direction of a heated online debate.

Di Wu's words are utterly outrageous! Just like the guy next door who says "I am a magnetic rod," who would dare to answer that question?
Official hosts still need this job to make a living!

"Phew, I'm fine!" Xi Ran forced a smile, still managing to maintain a professional demeanor.

Di Wu was like someone carrying a C4 explosive pack, coming up here to self-destruct!
"So, the next question. In the three games, you faced off against Gnik's Corki twice and put a lot of pressure on him both times. Do you have any tips for laning against Corki?"

Whether in the regular season or the playoffs, the Corki has been a very popular champion in this version.

It's also common in casual games. Diwu is laning against Corki, and both Doinb and Yagao are top mid-lane players in the LPL.

Whether playing Tsar or Sylas, Di Wu steadily suppressed the two players' planes.

"Hmm," "When it comes to shooting down planes, it's mainly about kiting! It's all about technique!"

"You can't go all the way at once, because people who fly airplanes are actually very sensitive; you have to create a certain psychological illusion."

"It's that feeling, almost there, but not quite! Just when he's getting into the zone, pause for a moment, and then suddenly finish him off in one smooth motion!"

"There's a very high probability that it's possible to achieve a solo kill or severely damage the target!"

Xi Ran blinked rapidly, her face already flushed slightly.
Is the thing you're talking about a real airplane?
The official live stream chat was already filled with yellow question marks.

"You'd better say something like masturbation!"

"Wait, buddy? Do we still need the official livestream channel?"

"That's right! Yes, yes, yes! Eh! Yes, oh~~ Oh my~~ Yes, yes, yes~~~"

Are there even human beings in the bullet comments?

"Have you ever masturbated? You're just spouting nonsense and making assumptions!"

"Not professional, I usually finish a fight in three seconds! My main strategy is to be efficient and repeat multiple times!"

"Cough cough."

Xi Ran coughed twice to stop Di Wu from continuing his story, and Di Wu nodded as if he understood Xi Ran's hint.

"Actually, when it comes to shooting down planes, if one wave isn't enough, try a few more! If that still doesn't work, get your teammates to help!"

There's always a way to get him!

???

How about a few more waves? Should we get teammates to join?

Despite being an official interview, the remarks gradually deteriorated.

"Cough cough!!"

Xi Ran could already feel her throat getting dry.
"If you guys really don't know how, come to my live stream! As long as I'm at the base, I'll be live streaming every day and teaching you how to 'play with a plane'!"

Please stop talking!! I'm begging you!!!

My career is over!

Xi Ran's eyes were already brimming with tears. Was she really going to have no food this time?
Many Autobots at the scene were already covering their faces with Autobot signs.

"Live streaming? Haji Chicken! You're so dedicated!"

"Hahahaha, can, can need G!"

"That's enough! If you keep interviewing like this, your career as a host will be over first!"

"Even if you dare to livestream, I wouldn't dare to watch!"

A few minutes later, backstage in the staff passage, Xi Ran slumped into a makeshift seat, her chest heaving as if she had just survived a brutal war.

No, the interview I just saw already covered a war that was incredibly brutal!

One wrong word and you're doomed. You have to turn off Weibo now.

"Phew! This is terrifying! Gnik's interview, is he like this during the regular season?"

I don't know why, but Xiran feels that Gnik has changed!

Although her appearance hasn't changed, it definitely has, especially compared to when she was with OMG last year; she feels completely different now.

What to say?

Gnik is radiating confidence right now! Especially his ramrod-straight back.

Perhaps it's the instinct brought about by improved skills, perhaps it's the change brought about by a winning streak, or perhaps it's the growth that comes after a year of accumulation.

However, she touched her chin, Gnik player
His sense of humor is already perfectly integrated with his personality. It's like when Gnik first came out to speak about "heliocentrism," he might have been a little awkward, but his later "Lion's Declaration" and "Exemplary Command" were completely effortless!

People change, and so does Gnik.
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