LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 33 "The Lion's Declaration"

In LGD's rest room, when he heard that FPX had chosen to make a substitution, Mai Zijian's face darkened.

There's no time to celebrate the victory in the last match. If we can't win this BO3, even the victory in the first match will have been for nothing.

"They've gone up to Khan!"

Mai Zijian couldn't help but look at Lies, who was a very standard LPL top laner.

If you let him take some resources, he'll probably give you some in return.

He should have no problem playing against most top laners, after all, he's a player who's ranked high in the Korean server.

but.
Who is Khan? He was considered the world's best top laner back in 18.

Even though he has declined in the last two years and might not be good enough for the two guys from the Underworld, he is still the most dominant top laner among the older generation.

FPX's decision to bring in Khan clearly indicates their intention to use his strong laning ability in the top lane to secure the victory.

Lies couldn't help but look up and meet Mai Zijian's gaze.
FPX was already struggling against GimGoon without any support, and now they have Khan? FPX even chose the purple side; are they trying to kill themselves?

Just as Lies felt a sense of despair, Di Wu stood up and walked up to Lies.

It just happened to completely block out the light in front of Lies, and when Lies looked up, the light from the lounge covered the back of Di Wu's head.

Lies couldn't help but think to himself, putting everything else aside, Di Ge truly deserves his reputation as a mid-laner; his macro-level awareness is top-notch.

How come he always manages to stand at such a perfect angle to show off?
"Lies!"

Di Wu placed his left hand on his shoulder and slowly pointed a single finger to the sky with his right hand: "Grandma said that a man should be calm, and boiling water will only evaporate!"

"So what if he's Khan? He's still human. Does he have three arms?"

"Don't be afraid of him! If all else fails, just hide his player ID after you enter the game!"

"If he were that good, why doesn't FPX keep him in the starting lineup? They're just trying to scare you!"

Upon hearing this, Lies felt a tremor in his heart, and with Di Wu's excellent lighting position, he felt a surge of courage.

However.
Yuuki, who had been silent for a long time, stepped forward: "I have a plan!"

"You...you?"

"Do you have a plan too?"

Mai Zijian was taken aback. What? Even Yuuki has designs on him?
“Actually,” Yuuki’s lips curled up slightly, “we can do this: I’ll go mid, and then Brother Di will go top!”

???

Di Wu opened his mouth, and judging from his sinister expression, he knew this kid had no good intentions.

By placing himself in the top lane against Khan, the strongest laner, he can create more flexibility in his position, reducing the competition between Diwu and Khan.

【Ding! 】

[What? Even Yuuki has a plan? This is an open scheme; he wants you to shine in the top lane. The system naturally believes the host has the ability, but as a player who started as a mid laner, how could you switch positions for such a reason? Mid lane is the foundation of the game!]

[Give Yuuki the strongest possible response to shut him up, so he'll never dare to look you in the eye again!]

[Reward: 100 Comedy Points, 2 Hero Proficiency Points]

Di Wu stopped himself from saying the rebuttal he was about to make. He raised his head and stared at Yuuki meaningfully, making Yuuki hesitant to speak.

Mai Zijian clearly sensed the awkward atmosphere in the training room: "Ahem...we..."

Before he could even speak, Di Wu turned around and stood on the coach's desk once again.

???

Mai Zijian opened his mouth, "Not a buddy? Could you take your shoes off next time? I need to wipe the table later."

If you're going to speak, then speak! Why do you always have to sit at the table to talk?

Di Wu looked down at Yuuki: "What a joke!"

Who do you take me for?

Why would a lion willingly give up its territory?

"Besides, do you think Doinb is weak?" These three simple sentences left the entire LGD rest area, and even the staff at the door, frozen in shock.
No way! This scene!
However, Mai Zijian simply rubbed his temples. He had somehow gotten used to it.

Yuuki's mouth dropped open and he almost knelt down before Di Wu. He looked at Di Wu in disbelief! You're my brother!

If it were just your own team members, that would be one thing, but how many of these are official LPL staff? What are you trying to do? They say you shouldn't wash your dirty linen in public. Don't...
"You, you get down! I was wrong! Brother Di, you're the only one who can play mid lane for LGD!"

Yuuki didn't dare to raise her head and meet Di Wu's gaze, fearing that her big toe could dig out a three-bedroom apartment.

"Humph!"

Di Wu merely gave a cold snort, clearly showing his fear! Yuuki was afraid of his own lion-like gaze.

【Ding! 】

[Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! This is the kind of humor a king of comedy should have! Congratulations, host, on taking this a step further!]

[Reward: 100 Comedy Points, 2 Hero Proficiency Points]

Comedy?

Di Wu frowned as he looked around at the averted gazes of those around him.

Well, sometimes systems are just that abstract.
The staff member outside the door couldn't help but purse his lips as he looked at the video on his phone.

This is the keen media sense of an LPL official staff member; as soon as Di Wu made a move, he sensed that something big was about to happen.

Inside the LGD rest area, after a brief draft and BP strategy by Mai Zijian, it was time for the second match to begin.

On Weibo, a message quickly went viral.

"LGD Lounge#" "Gnik on the table#"

This information was revealed by an official staff member on the front lines.
"Shocking! A conflict broke out in LGD's break room, and Gnik went up to the table and it escalated!"

It's also possible that uploading videos to Weibo takes time; the comment section was already flooded with messages when this news came out.

"Huh? Dude, you had a chaotic brawl and LGD's rest area exploded?"

"That's an exaggeration. This is the first time I've ever heard of conflicts in the locker room after winning a game."

"LGD is still going in the opposite direction!"

"Gnik exploded at the table? How did it happen? Blogger, explain!"

After the video is uploaded.
People were already spamming in Masto's live stream chat, and K God picked up his phone and opened Weibo with some confusion.

When you look at the angle of the hidden camera video at the door, you see the moment when Di Wu steps onto the wheat-sharp table in full view of everyone.

Master finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"Holy crap? 'On the table' means literally on the table?"

"I thought Gnik couldn't even sit at the table and talk anymore?"

He mimicked Di Wu's tone: "How could a lion voluntarily give up its territory?"

"Damn it! I still have to watch Naruto, kid! He's such a chuunibyou!"

"There's a lion in his eyes!!"

Many viewers in the live chat have already closed their eyes. Let alone Yuuki not daring to look Di Wu in the eye, would anyone in the audience dare to look at Di Wu even once?

Of course, besides Peanut's excited and curious eyes.

"Good heavens! This innate abstract holy body is wasted on being a professional player. Why not become a famous streamer instead of being a pathetic professional player for LGD?"

"To be frank, K, you should have pulled him into retirement last year."

"This is amazing! I never imagined that such a small team like LGD would have a sleeping lion hidden inside!!"

It quickly appeared on Weibo's trending topics list.
"Lion's Declaration#", "Gnik's Territoriality#", "Gnik's Food Possession#", "LGD Won't Let Gnik Eat at the Table#"

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(End of this chapter)