LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 26 "The Ingenious Helmet"

After quickly setting up his equipment, Di Wu immediately went on stage.

His mind raced, and he immediately came up with a goal.

"I'm going out for a bit, I'll be right back!"

???

Peanut stared at Di Wu's departing figure with a head full of questions; the competition was about to begin.

Is he going to leave the base again?
In LGD's rest room, Mai Zijian looked at the players in front of him with some helplessness.

"No, he really is my living father!"

"Where is he? Where did Di Wu go? The competition is about to start!"

Little Peanut quickly raised his hand: "He said he was going out for a bit and would be right back. I don't know where he went!"

"Holy crap. He's my dad! Really!"

Mai Zijian complained somewhat helplessly, "Aren't young players these days letting themselves go too much?"
Meanwhile, the FPX lounge next door was being banged on.

"Huh? Gnik? What are you doing here?" Warhorse frowned.

Although this is LGD's home venue in Hangzhou, this is FPX's rest area. Are they trying to gather intelligence before the match?
"No, I brought Xiaotian some good stuff!"

Di Wu picked up the plastic bag in his hand.

???

For me? Something good?

Xiao Tian couldn't help but look curiously at the bag Di Wu was carrying. The moment Di Wu opened the bag, the aroma of preserved mustard greens and braised pork filled the FPX lounge.

???

"Guoguokui?"

LWX swallowed hard and immediately recognized what Di Wu was carrying.

That's right. In such an emergency, helmets might be hard to find, but guokui (a type of flatbread) is different. There happens to be a guokui stall near the base entrance that I often eat at.

They're all helmets anyway, so the effect is the same!

Di Wu handed the guokui (a type of flatbread) to Xiao Tian and solemnly instructed him, "Remember! Use it after the competition!"

A clever plan and a brilliant strategy can only be effective in crucial moments! Who can distinguish themselves from Zhuge Liang?

Use it after the match? Huh? What does that mean?
Xiao Tian scratched his head, somewhat puzzled, and said, "Thank you!"

LWX, standing next to him, blinked rapidly: "Eat it after the match?"

What? You think you have to eat guokui (a type of flatbread) after the competition? I refuse to believe it!

Di Wu left FPX's rest room without saying much. The entire FPX team, including the training staff, stared at the guokui in Xiaotian's hand, unsure of what to say.

"Would he have taken laxatives before the match to win?"

Doinb couldn't help but purse his lips. Why was it Xiaotian again?
He's the FMVP, and now even when Di Wu buys guokui (a type of flatbread), he only buys it for Xiao Tian? Why doesn't he buy it for me!
The seed of jealousy in Big B's heart gradually sprouted and grew strong.

LWX's mouth was watering as he looked at the still-steaming hot guokui (a type of flatbread).

【Ding! 】

[Reward: 100 Comedy Points, 2 Hero Proficiency Points]

Who says a guokui isn't a helmet?
it's over!
He immediately raised the Tsar's proficiency to level 7, and then added 400 comedy points to his damage output!

My own panel has received a brand new enhancement.

Name: Di Wu

Position: Mid Lane

[Ability: Response: A (0%)]

Hand speed: A (0%)

Consciousness: S (0%)

Development: A (0%)

Output: S (0%)

Lineup: S (0%)

Team fight: C (0%)

【英雄池：杰斯（7级）、塞拉斯（7级）、沙皇（7级）、小炮（4级）、小鱼人（3级）、加里奥（2级）、卡尔玛（2级）、泰坦（2级）、璐璐（2级）、丽桑卓（2级）、岩雀（1级）、瑞兹（1级）】

[Comedy Points: 55, Proficiency Points Added *3]

[Evaluation: A three-pronged approach to laning against mid-laners]

Whether the mid laner can set the pace is directly related to the players' laning phase. To beat FPX, we must use a strategy similar to the story of Tian Ji's horse racing, playing to our strengths in areas where Doinb is not at his best at this stage.

"Brothers, I'm back!"

When Di Wu pushed open the door to the LGD lounge, Mai Zijian almost punched him.

"You boy!"

"Don't worry! There's no need to be so nervous. Even the phoenix's scorching flames of rebirth can't withstand the sun!"

Di Wu pushed Mai Zijian's large face away with one hand, and slowly raised his other hand to the sky. Everything was ready; now it was time to win the game.

"You son of a bitch!" Mai Zijian stood behind Di Wu, clenching her fists and gritting her teeth.

However, with the big battle against FPX imminent, there's no time to delve into where Di Wu just went.

"Welcome everyone to the 2020 LPL Spring Split regular season! Hello everyone, I'm commentator Zeyuan!"

"Hello everyone, I'm commentator Miller!"

"Hi everyone, I'm PYL!"

Standing next to Guan Zeyuan and Miller is PYL, a legend of LGD who just retired this year.

"What's your take on this crucial match for LGD, PYL?" Miller steered the conversation towards PYL.

PYL also knew this match would be very difficult: "I think I'll do my best!"

FPX is currently third in the league, so it would be too much to ask of LGD's young players to say they can definitely win.

Just as the three commentators were giving their pre-match analysis, the big screen showed the live footage.

The teams from both sides gradually took to the field, however...
When the camera focused on LWX, his mouth was clearly still oily, as if he had eaten something and hadn't wiped his mouth clean.

The two players quickly sat down.

In the first game, FPX chose Gimgoon, their championship hero, for the top lane position.

LGD is on the blue side, and FPX is on the purple side. Both sides' first three draft picks were very targeted.

LGD, on the blue side, banned Mordekaiser, Varus, and Sett in their first three picks.

FPX, on the purple side, banned Jayce, Kalista, and Senna.

Warhorse adjusted his small glasses and looked confidently at the flashing LGD team logo.

The LGD team is currently heavily reliant on the performance of Kramer and Gnik.

Peanut seems to be an opponent who is easily influenced by his teammates; once his teammates start feeding, he can't stop.

There's not much to counter in the jungle role this version.

"Ding!"

"They really do have Aphelios in one hand!"

Warhorse's lips curled slightly upward; everything was going according to plan.

LGD is the team with the most ADCs among all teams.

"Let's go straight for Miss Fortune and Leona!"

"Ding!"

FPX quickly locked in their bot lane duo.

It's safe to say that Warhorse had already figured out what Kramer would do with Aphelios in his own bot lane.

The female gunner is a very versatile choice.

"Miss Fortune and Leona, this combination is fine, it fits FPX's style perfectly! So, should we go with Xin Zhao or Braum?" PLY stroked his chin.

Mai Zijian clenched her fists involuntarily: "We'll take Prince Blomga!"

Braum is a very effective counter to Miss Fortune. If Kramer's Aphelios can hold her off, he can carry in the late game.

"Ding!"

FPX locked in Lee Sin as their third pick.

Both sides entered the ban phase. LGD banned Doinb's Kassadin and Sylas in the mid lane, while FPX banned Ornn, who can farm in the top lane, and Renekton.

After securing Aatrox as their fourth pick, LGD then picked Rumble as their fourth pick.

Mai Zijian was actually trying to protect Di Wu and let him get the counter pick as much as possible, but it is clear that Doinb's status in FPX is still very high.

As a veteran player with a strong hero pool, it's very comfortable for him to take the counter role.

"Want to beat me? Start by sending three rockets!" A cold smile crept across Doinb's lips.

"Ding!"

LGD immediately locked in Azir as their fifth pick.

Di Wu smiled; Jayce was banned, so Sylas got to be banned as well.

He only had one left out of his three signature champions: Azir. But that's the charm of Azir – he's the go-to champion for many mid laners in the LCK.

"tsar?"

Doinb's smile deepened. "Does he really think he's a noob?"

So today I'll tell you, I can play C too!
"Give me a plane!"

"Ding!"

Doinb's plane is locked!

. . . . . .

(End of this chapter)