Is this NPC even playable if it's not nerfed?
Chapter 100 Pink Piggy Sword, River Monster's Attack
Chapter 100 Pink Piggy Sword, River Monster's Attack
"Chen Yiyi, stop fooling around."
"If you keep causing trouble, don't blame your father for resorting to family discipline."
Chen Nian's face turned red with anger at Chen Yiyi's words. "You unfilial daughter, do you know what you're saying?"
You actually look down on Earth-level cultivation techniques and Earth-level weapons?
Do you know how much face your father and mother lost and how many cold shoulders they endured in order to get these things for you?
You just think it's ugly or unpleasant to listen to, and you're already giving up on it?
Did I just get all that eye roll for nothing?
I think you're looking to die.
"Waaaaah, no, no, no, Yiyi doesn't want this ugly monster."
"Waaah, Grandpa, Grandma, Daddy's going to hit me."
Upon hearing that Chen Nian was going to invoke the family law, Chen Yiyi ran straight to her grandparents without saying a word and hugged her grandmother tightly.
"Nian'er, why are you shouting so loudly?"
"It scared my granddaughter."
"What's wrong? Did you get bullied at the Lü family and are taking it out on your daughter? Do you also want me to have the family disciplined?"
Old Master Chen slammed his hand on the table.
Chen Nian knelt down instinctively.
Lady Lü, standing to the side, looked around, pretending not to see her husband's plea for help.
"father."
"You can't spoil her too much."
"This is a prefecture-level city. I went through a lot of trouble to get it here."
Chen Nian cried out.
"Bullshit, what does this have to do with you?"
"What kind of person are you? Don't you know your father's true colors?"
"I know without even asking, it must have been my sister-in-law who did the work, what's it to you?"
Chen Ke knows Chen Nian very well.
In front of outsiders, Chen Nian is very tough.
But in front of his family, Chen Nian is a pushover.
He was especially submissive in front of his father-in-law.
Without a doubt, it was my sister-in-law, Madam Lü, who exerted the most effort this time.
"Haha, big brother is such a coward."
Chen Fei walked in, laughing and joking.
He picked Chen Yiyi up in his arms.
"Don't be afraid, Yiyi, your third uncle will take you to buy it."
"Let your dad practice on this piece of junk himself."
"Come on, Uncle will take you to buy a sword."
Chen Fei gave Chen Nian a wink.
Chen Nian understood what his younger brother meant and nodded.
"Thank you, Third Uncle. You're the best, Third Uncle."
"Tell me, which sword do you want?"
"Pink Piggy Sword"
"Wow, a pink pig sword! Okay, Uncle will buy it for you."
Chen Fei carried Chen Yiyi away.
Chen Nian then instructed his maid to fetch some paper.
He planned to copy down the "Immortal Thief" manual, then change its name to one that Chen Yiyi could accept.
As for the Dragon Beard Sword, there's nothing we can do about it.
We can only keep it for now and give it to Chen Yiyi when she grows up and becomes more sensible.
Six-year-old Chen Yiyi doesn't yet understand the benefits of a low-level weapon. But when she grows up a bit more, she will understand the advantages of owning a high-level weapon.
……
The city gate tower of Wangyou County.
Lu Yuan lay back in the chair, closing his eyes to rest.
Suddenly, he smelled a strange odor.
It had an indescribable, foul odor.
"Old Niu, do you smell something strange?"
Lu Yuan opened his eyes, stood up, and scanned the street below.
"Strange smell? No, I didn't smell anything."
"Which kind of stench are you referring to, Chief Constable?"
Old Niu was the city guard standing next to Lu Yuan. Ten years ago, Old Niu was also a member of the constables. Later, he got old and twisted his back while chasing a petty thief, so he retired due to illness.
The original plan was to retire him, but the advisor, considering Lao Niu's family circumstances, found a way to bribe officials and change his military status, transferring him to the city garrison.
Every day is just standing guard, the work is much easier.
"Yeah, it's that kind of weird smell, a bit like urine, and a bit smelly too, it's just really strange, I can't describe it."
Lu Yuan frowned as he shared his feelings.
Besides the foul odor, it also had some other smells.
Anyway, no matter what words he used to describe it, he just couldn't accurately describe the taste.
Very weird.
"Chief Constable, what's going on?" Old Niu suddenly gave Lu Yuan a knowing look, leaving him completely bewildered.
"Hey, what are you doing, acting all lovey-dovey in broad daylight?"
"I'm talking to you about serious business, what are you leering about? You old lecher."
Lu Yuan took a deep breath, thinking that despite his lifelong wisdom, he was surrounded by these old scoundrels.
I, Lu Yuan, am a respectable person.
……
"Hehe, I thought the chief constable was thinking about... you know, just kidding."
"I didn't expect the chief constable to be talking about serious matters."
Old Niu said embarrassedly.
"You old codger, you really are a man who stays young until the day he dies."
"She's almost seventy, and she's still thinking about this and that."
"You really can't smell it?"
Lu Yuan asked another question.
"Not really."
"Although I'm getting old, I'm still good at making a living."
Old Niu's sense of smell is famously keen.
It can distinguish all kinds of tastes.
It can even track scents in complex situations such as rainy nights.
His most impressive feat was when he led his brothers to capture a murderer from three miles away.
However, this was also his peak.
His son, Xiao Niu, did not inherit his unique skill, but his grandson, Xiao Xiao Niu, did. Xiao Xiao Niu is currently working as a detective in the yamen (government office).
"Keep watching."
"I'll go down and check the situation."
After thinking for a moment, Lu Yuan decided to follow the source of the smell to see what was going on.
Something didn't feel right about him.
"Alright, Chief Constable, be careful."
"You're the one who should be careful. You're getting old. You should be taking it easy. Even my uncle takes it easy all day. Why are you taking it so seriously?"
Lu Yuan made a joke, then stood on the wall and lightly leaped towards the open space in the distance.
With a thud, it landed smoothly.
However, the floor beneath his feet had sunk slightly.
There's nothing we can do about it; he's huge.
……
Lu Yuan followed the scent and went over there.
Not long after, he found the source.
At this moment, Lu Yuan stood on the riverbank, his gaze falling on a disgusting clump of white foam on the water's surface at his feet.
That unpleasant smell was coming from this disgusting cloud of white foam.
"What the hell is this?"
Lu Yuangang squatted down.
The next moment, a faint red flame slowly ignited.
Lu Yuan was stunned.
A battle ensued?
He hasn't fought yet, has he?
Most importantly, his rage level is slowly increasing.
This indicates that he is under attack.
Good guy.
Was he attacked?
They were attacked without anyone noticing.
This is the first time.
Lu Yuan suddenly remembered the description of the water monkey, and then looked at the white foam on the water's surface. He understood.
He planned to use himself as bait to see what the underwater thing was really like.
Lu Yuan suppressed his nausea and reached out to touch the white foam.
Sure enough, the moment Lu Yuan came into contact with the white foam, the color of the red flames on his body changed.
The rate at which anger increases has surged dramatically.
Lu Yuan understood.
"Everyone, leave the riverbank immediately and return to the city."
"Everyone."
Lu Yuan shouted at the workers expanding the outer city.
Upon hearing Lu Yuan's voice, the workers didn't hesitate at all; they dropped their belongings and ran towards the city.
The surrounding constables quickly dispersed the crowd.
……
(End of this chapter)
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