I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!

Chapter 60: My eye twitched violently; I was utterly in awe! Oh my god!!
"Huh? What? Veterinarian Zhang, you can't exactly say I've also had a brain hemorrhage and am confused!"

Boss He looked at Zhang Lingchuan with a determined gaze.

He has abstained from prostitution and gambling for twenty years, goes to bed early and gets up early every day, and only wants to make money!
Could it be that Old Zhang's son also wants to get him treated?
Qingxian County is not large.

He doesn't even use TikTok.

He was unaware of what had happened in Shili Township.

But his nephew just said that.

The other person could tell if someone was pregnant, infected with syphilis, had a brain hemorrhage, or even if someone had sex multiple times. They also claimed that the surgery was painless and made it sound incredibly mysterious.

They came here to expose counterfeits.

He declined to comment on matters outside his area of ​​knowledge.

But when it comes to cattle...

He had raised it for over ten years, after all.

Unlike veterinarians, they are not highly skilled, but they still have some common sense.

How could someone possibly tell a stillborn fetus just by touching the outside of the belly? Even his father, Old Zhang, couldn't do that!

They even mentioned C-sections!

That's a joke.

Does the cost of a cesarean section for a cow equal to the cost of a vaginal delivery?

Some veterinarians are heartless!
"You are indeed confused, but not from a stroke. You just don't trust me because I'm young, and you stubbornly insist that I'm trying to swindle you. Let's say you're a seasoned cattle farmer, Mr. He, so tell me, how big is this cow?"

Zhang Lingchuan saw a deep distrust in the other person's eyes.

It doesn't matter.

Just tell him not to listen and leave.

She is exactly two and a half years old now.

When age is mentioned.

Mr. He's expression was a little unnatural.

"That's fine. First of all, your cow was bred too early. Normally, cows are bred at 2.5 to 3 years old to produce strong calves. But this cow was only two and a half years old when she was about to give birth. According to the gestation period of 10 and a half months for buffalo, she was only one year and seven or eight months old when she was bred, which is less than two years old. Not only are her organs not fully developed, but her birth canal is also narrow and even her pelvis is somewhat congenitally underdeveloped."

Zhang Lingchuan said.

Generally speaking, a cow's body stops developing once it becomes pregnant.

First-time mothers are already extremely prone to dystocia, and if the other party arranges for early mating, the dystocia rate will be off the charts.

"This……"

So logical and reasoned, Mr. He didn't know how to refute it.

"Secondly, look at this small body with such a big belly. It's obvious that the fetus is huge, and the baby is also being born head down, with the cow's head inside and its hind legs outside. Plus, after three hours of difficult labor, the cow has already suffocated. If you insist on a natural birth, you might tear the cow apart and still not be able to pull the calf out. The end result would be the death of both mother and child."

Tell the truth.

The system is merely an added advantage.

As a veterinarian, he could actually reach this conclusion even without a system.

"Ah! The calf is dead! How could this happen?!"

Mr. He was both surprised and panicked.

After all, a cow plus a calf costs twenty or thirty thousand yuan.

The calf is already dead. If the mother cow dies too, we'll really lose half a year's income.

"Yes, it's most likely dead, and I suspect yours is a deformed fetus. The head looks a bit off; it might even have two heads."

Zhang Lingchuan nodded.

He also made some distorted speculations.

"Two heads!!"

Not only was Mr. He shocked.

The medical students present were all dumbfounded!
The same applies to Chen Qian and others from the Media Convergence Center.

If you were to say the baby was breech and died from suffocation during delivery, that would be reasonable.

To directly call someone deformed and say they have two heads is a bit outrageous!
how!

You can see right through a cow's belly!

"Little Veterinarian: A two-headed calf? Impossible! Absolutely impossible! The previous ones could be judged through practice and experience, even deformities could be guessed, but to say it's two-headed without even touching it is absurd, impossible! So everyone, don't get excited, I swear on my status as a veterinarian who graduated from an agricultural university, this is most likely a prank!"

"Veterinarian Xiaoyu: I've been following this account since Veterinarian Zhang's first live stream. Based on my experience, Veterinarian Zhang is definitely being cheeky."

"Veterinary station worker: As a long-term frontline veterinarian, Dr. Zhang's judgment is basically correct. And from these judgments, we can basically conclude the motive for the cesarean section. For deformities, we might be able to guess correctly with 50% probability without touching, but for the two-headed cow, unless we reach in and touch it, it is indeed a joke. Everyone, please don't be so agitated."

……

Viewers in the live stream heard about the two-headed cow.

It was even more boiling than water that had been boiled.

Everyone tagged the veterinarian.

The number of viewers in the live stream has reached a new high.

The number reached 1,200.

The trending list also successfully broke into No. 99. Then the veterinarians responded one by one.

Initially, there was skepticism about the motives behind the cesarean section, even the possibility of deformity. However, all veterinarians considered the assertion that the two-headed cow was a joke or a hoax to be made without ever touching it.

on site.

"Veterinarian Zhang! Please perform a dissection on me!!"

Boss He was persuaded, and the distrustful look in his dim old eyes was gone!

He spoke up excitedly.

"Brother Zhang! The first-aid kit is here!!"

After a while, Awei brought the medicine box.

"Lu Shen's energy and spirit have improved a lot. I'm so envious."

Seeing that the other person's appearance had been completely transformed, some viewers even made fun of them.

"Okay, friends in the live stream, we are about to perform a cesarean section. The first step is to shave and prepare the skin."

Zhang Lingchuan opened his medicine box and spoke in front of the camera.

"Veterinarian Zhang, I'm Yingying Xinghuo, a nurse from Qingxian People's Hospital who often watches your live streams. How about I be your scrub nurse?!"

Just then, a familiar face to many doctors in the emergency department of Qingxian People's Hospital appeared in the camera's view; she was very proactive.

However, to everyone's surprise, Veterinarian Zhang actually agreed to be the scrub nurse!

As expected, the nurses who take initiative are often handsome!
The two or three nurses who came over were instantly filled with envy!
"A cesarean section involves making an incision on the left side of the abdomen. It does not require general anesthesia for the cow; localized injections are sufficient for anesthesia."

Zhang Lingchuan was preparing the hide for the cow.

He introduced it to everyone.

After a while, adhering to aseptic principles, he took out the anesthetic and began injecting it into the prepared skin.

This was exactly the scene the medical students had been looking forward to, and since the cow was standing, they all crowded around.

However, everyone is still quite aware of the situation.

They reserved the best camera position for Song Wanqing to take the shot.

As for why she didn't become a scrub nurse.

All she could say was...

There are professionals on site, what is she doing there as an amateur?

Furthermore, wouldn't it be more newsworthy to have a nurse from a human medicine hospital work as an instrument nurse for a veterinarian?

"Once this step is complete, we'll begin the seppuku! The scene might be a bit bloody, so those who are easily frightened can look away!"

The anesthesia has been administered.

Everyone saw Zhang Lingchuan immediately pick up a knife.

Medical ethics must come first; those who practice medicine with a black heart will ultimately be punished.

[WARNING! A host without the necessary surgical qualifications has been detected performing a cesarean section (classified as a Level 2 surgery) on a pregnant woman. Do not attempt this procedure for any personal gain, as it could result in the woman's death and the failure of this special mission. The best course of action is to call 120 and immediately transport the woman to a top-tier hospital.]

The knife was just cut.

Then another system notification appeared.

They even criticized him for his poor medical ethics and unethical medical practices.

They even have an additional surgical qualification.

It seems the system is becoming more and more complete after the upgrade.

Unfortunately, he's a veterinarian, and he's licensed!
"Boss He, Xiao Hong, you guys should put on your gloves too."

Cut it open.

The cow's abdomen is exposed.

The dark red beef was displayed in front of everyone.

The water dripped from its belly onto the ground.

After a while, everyone saw Zhang the veterinarian skillfully flip over a pale cow hoof.

"Come on! Let's pull it out together!!"

He then directed everyone to pull the calf out from its belly by its hooves, and finally the calf was pulled out.

"Fuck!!"

"Oh my God!"

"What the hell?!"

"what--"

"hiss--"

……

The moment the calf was brought out, a myriad of human emotions were revealed.

Not only were the medical staff involved in the farce twitching, but everyone at the media center, including Boss He, also had their eyes twitching uncontrollably!
My scalp is splitting open!

Because they witnessed a scene they would never forget in their lives!
……

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