I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!
Chapter 14 Loss of appetite, hallucinations? You're pregnant, late-stage syphilis!
Chapter 14 Loss of appetite, hallucinations? You're pregnant, late-stage syphilis!
"Huh? A veterinary diagnosis?"
Song Min was stunned when she heard this.
Which veterinarian can diagnose syphilis? This is ridiculous!
"Teacher Song, do you believe it?"
Li Yingying asked.
From what Teacher Song said, it was clear that the other party probably hadn't paid attention to this veterinary competition.
But upon reflection, it's quite normal.
After all, the other party is so busy.
She wouldn't have noticed it if her classmate hadn't sent her the link.
To be honest, veterinary medicine is a very niche profession.
But this live stream by Veterinarian Zhang really amazed her. Not a single step was expected, and she had no idea what the other person would say next, but the final result was surprisingly accurate.
Take this case of delusional disorder, for example.
He actually diagnosed it as late-stage syphilis, and it was even latent syphilis! Now that it's been confirmed, it really is!
"Even for clinical veterinarians, this is not very reliable."
Song Min shook her head.
Veterinarians and they don't belong to the same field; the latter are awarded agricultural degrees, while they are awarded medical degrees.
Although the current policy has been reformed, it is unclear whether it is to trick people into studying veterinary medicine or not. Among the four common veterinary specialties—Clinical Veterinary Medicine, Basic Veterinary Medicine, Preventive Veterinary Medicine, and Veterinary Public Health—Veterinary Clinical Medicine has been unprecedentedly classified as a clinical medicine category, which can award degrees in agriculture or medicine.
Those who achieve a score in the top 10% of the entire grade in the remaining three veterinary departments can transfer to clinical veterinary medicine.
This is equivalent to giving veterinary students a way to become human doctors, fulfilling the fantasy of students who do not perform well academically to enter the veterinary profession and become great doctors.
However, if a clinical veterinarian wants to obtain a medical degree and switch to human medicine, they must undergo extremely rigorous examinations, with a pass rate that can be counted on one hand nationwide.
Therefore, many people study veterinary medicine with this idea in mind.
In the end, I fell into the trap of becoming a veterinarian.
She happened to have looked at the list, and there was no one with the surname Zhang on the list of less than ten people. So, it would be ridiculous for an unqualified veterinarian to treat people.
After all, veterinary medicine is about breadth, while human medicine is about depth; they are completely different.
"When I first saw them, I thought the same thing as Teacher Song. But this Ms. Li Ping said she had a poor appetite. He told her she was pregnant and then she came to us for a checkup. And this Mr. Zhou Nongtian was also called by him. Teacher Song, do you know what the first thing Veterinarian Zhang asked when he saw them?"
Li Yingying also seemed to be a skilled storyteller with a burning passion for gossip.
"what?"
These few words quickly piqued Song Min's curiosity.
Because Li Ping also happened to be in the emergency room there, and the ultrasound showed an early intrauterine pregnancy (6 weeks + 1 day). Unexpectedly, Zhou Nongtian was also called in by this same veterinarian Zhang to check for syphilis.
"His first question was whether the other person was single. Just when we all thought that the other person was assuming that Mr. Zhou Nongtian was hallucinating because of mental illness caused by being single for a long time, no one expected that he would directly ask in return whether he had visited a prostitute recently."
Li Yingying described it vividly, her eyes filled with infatuation. After all, who wouldn't like someone who is handsome and capable?
"Could this veterinarian Zhang be a former specialist in gynecology or proctology?"
Song Min frowned.
Switching from human medicine to veterinary medicine is not as difficult as switching from veterinary medicine to human medicine. You only need to complete a second degree in veterinary medicine and pass the veterinary licensing exam. I also know surgeons, neurologists, and orthopedic surgeons who switched to veterinary medicine because they were too busy in the hospital and loved animals.
Therefore, it is reasonable for doctors in venereology and proctology departments to make career transitions.
After all, no examination was conducted.
That's how you make that judgment.
It's practically impossible to do this without extensive experience as a specialist doctor.
"I don't know about that. I only know that the introduction mentions Northeast People's University. The reason I was able to feel the slippery pulse is that I studied some traditional Chinese medicine on my own. As for how the sexually transmitted disease was diagnosed, they didn't go into details. They just told me to come to the hospital for a checkup as soon as possible."
All that could be seen was Li Yingying shrugging her shoulders; she wanted to know too.
Northeast People's University?
Song Min frowned slightly.
"Teacher Song, I've already followed this veterinarian Zhang. I'll ask him questions right away when he goes live next time!!"
Li Yingying answered with a smile.
Time quickly came to the next morning.
This morning.
On Baidu.
The number of searches for Zhou Nongtian, Zhang Yiwu, and Sanshuitun reached several thousand for the first time ever.
However, all that was found were Zhang Lingchuan's veterinary live stream videos.
His live stream video was saved by his viewers at that moment.
They even created derivative works.
[Can you trust a veterinarian to treat people?] — A netizen named Lezi.
[Veterinarian Zhang: Stomach ache, loss of appetite, you're pregnant!] — Leonardo da Vinci studying medicine.
"Dude! Hallucinating? That's late-stage syphilis!" — Veterinarian Zhang's number one fan. ...
Various memes and veterinarian Zhang's witty remarks began to appear.
"Hey guys, have the test results for that Mr. Zhou Nongtian come back yet?"
"Yes, yes, does anyone know? I can't find anything online!"
"I'd like to know too, let's get a big shot from Qing County!"
"Waiting for the results; if it's really syphilis, it'll be amazing!!"
In the last video featuring late-stage syphilis, edited and remixed by "Zhang the Veterinarian's Number One Fan," many people even inquired about the syphilis test results.
of course.
This is just a small-scale celebration.
It didn't break into the mainstream.
It didn't even make the news.
Therefore, Zhang Lingchuan naturally did not know.
It was eight o'clock in the morning, and he was still lying in bed sleeping, feeling extremely weak, as if he were experiencing sleep paralysis.
"Beep beep..."
Suddenly, the phone rang, and he reached for his phone to answer it.
"Hello, is this Teacher Zhang? This is Chen Qian."
Just then, a sound came from the other end of the phone.
"Oh, Teacher Chen, we won't be there until ten o'clock, there's no rush..."
Zhang Lingchuan received a call from a cattle farmer last night, and although he was originally scheduled to go in the afternoon, he had to change his plans to go in the morning.
But in order to ensure he got enough sleep, he still arranged to leave around 10 o'clock, estimating he would arrive around 10:40.
"Teacher Zhang, it's like this, the station had a task this morning, and the leaders came to inspect, so we couldn't go to the countryside to participate in the filming work on time. I'm really sorry."
Chen Qian heard news from the county hospital.
Zhou Nongtian has indeed been diagnosed with syphilis.
I was immediately astonished.
The doctors there were also quite surprised to hear that the syphilis patient had actually been diagnosed with syphilis by a veterinarian and brought to the hospital for examination.
So that's what she originally planned to do today.
Unfortunately, the station had a mission.
They are assigned to tasks based on their importance.
"Teacher Chen, it's alright. It was changed to the morning at the last minute. Since you have tasks, you can go ahead with them. I'll go and film by myself."
Hearing Chen Qian's apologetic voice, Zhang Lingchuan quickly replied.
He was very grateful for the support from the county's media convergence center.
Since the other party was busy, he could do it by himself. He had already prepared to film alone from the beginning.
"That's not the case. After all, the publicity department also attaches great importance to this veterinary competition. No matter how many people they pull, they won't use up all your manpower. What I was thinking was to let Wanqing go ahead this morning. That way, you'll have time to chat. We'll see if we can make it after we're done with our work. I think we should be able to make it."
Chen Qian said that the shoot was originally scheduled for the afternoon.
They had to reschedule for the morning, and then another leader came by, so they had no choice.
"Oh, okay! Okay, okay, should I go to the media center to pick her up?"
Zhang Lingchuan was surprised that when a leader came over, the other party actually left him a man.
Tell the truth.
The girl taking the photos was wearing a red vest from the media center yesterday, along with a baseball cap and a mask. He didn't even know what she looked like.
I only remember that she was a little thin.
Don't go to pick up the other person yourself and mistake them for someone else, that would be awkward. You need to agree on a location beforehand.
"No need, no need, she can drive down herself in a bit. Teacher Zhang, are you home?"
Chen Qian asked.
"I am here."
Zhang Lingchuan replied.
"Okay, then we'll have her go down and coordinate with you. Also, Teacher Zhang, we're working on your draft, and we'll send it out for you later."
Chen Qian's smiling voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Manuscript? What manuscript??"
Zhang Lingchuan was stunned for a moment.
……
(End of this chapter)
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