Sheng Tang: What is Liu Jianjun going to do today?
Chapter 50: Truth Revealed While Drunk
Chapter 50: Truth Revealed While Drunk (Bonus Chapter - Skipping Transitional Scene)
In this state, the two fighting cocks quickly decided the winner. The Grand Marshal of the Conquerors was like a wronged little wife, unable to fight back, and was forced into a corner of the cockfighting arena.
Meanwhile, the Mighty General No. 2 was covered in bristling fur, with its wings spread wide, its body bulging to the extreme, intimidating the Grand Marshal of the Expedition.
The outcome has been decided.
A look of defeat appeared on Li Xian's face.
But Li Xian was too preoccupied to comfort Li Xian at that moment; he was more curious about how Liu Jianjun had managed to do it.
The Mighty General No. 2 was clearly inferior to the Grand Marshal of the Expedition, as could be seen from their previous clashes. However, the Grand Marshal of the Expedition's subsequent behavior was quite strange.
Could it be that Liu Jianjun could remotely interfere with the Grand Marshal of the Expedition?
He hurriedly moved closer to Liu Jianjun, and just as he was about to ask more questions, Liu Jianjun lowered his voice and said, "I put an aphrodisiac on that chicken's butt."
Li Xian was stunned and hadn't reacted yet.
Liu Jianjun continued, "Imagine how you would react if that servant Zhao Daosheng pounced on you like he was in heat."
Li Xian felt a chill run down his spine instantly.
If that's the case, I'll do anything to chop Zhao Daosheng into eight pieces.
No wonder the mighty general acted so bravely later on.
So she's been driven mad with anger!
Liu Jianjun is indeed a little devil.
At this moment, Li Xian also recovered from his defeat. He sidled up to Liu Jianjun and kept asking, "How did you do that? Your Mighty General No. 2..."
But Liu Jianjun just shook his head mysteriously: "It can't be said, it can't be said!"
Then, they returned to the stone table to continue eating hot pot.
Li Xian discovered that after Liu Jianjun impressed Li Xian and Taiping with his cockfighting and poetry, Li Xian and Taiping's attitude towards Liu Jianjun clearly changed.
If before, their closeness to Liu Jianjun was solely due to their own reasons, now their closeness to Liu Jianjun is partly due to Liu Jianjun himself.
Liu Jianjun, that guy, can really get along with people anywhere.
With the previous cockfighting and poetry recitation, the hot pot meal was a joyful affair.
Taiping kept pestering Liu Jianjun, telling him to continue writing poetry, while Li Xian, carrying a wine pot, ran over and looked at his Grand Marshal of the Expeditionary Army from all sides, even bringing his nose close to smell him.
Clearly, he still couldn't figure out what had happened to the Grand Marshal of the Expedition.
But with the aphrodisiac on General No. 2's buttocks, it would be a miracle if he could find anything on the Grand Marshal of the Expedition.
Liu Jianjun summoned the servants of his mansion and added some more charcoal to the stove. By this time, the group had almost finished eating and were just drinking from the wine jug, occasionally rinsing a few green vegetables to go with their wine.
This meal lasted until noon.
After drinking too much, all of them became noticeably drunk.
Li Xian, drunk, leaned against his side, muttering, "Brother, brother! I don't want to be the crown prince. The tutor in the manor forces me to study every day... Father... Father is seriously ill, and those officials in the court have thrown a whole bunch of memorials at me..."
Taiping then pestered Li Xian, saying, "Second brother, you...you can give Liu Jianjun to me as a reward, okay? He...he's so much fun!"
Li Xian was startled and looked at Taiping, only to find that her cheeks were also flushed and she was delirious.
But at this moment, Liu Jianjun also came over, chugging down a bottle of wine, and asked with a thick lisp, "Xianzi, are we on good terms?"
Li Xian sighed helplessly, feeling a bit dizzy, and nodded, "Okay! Okay!" Just as Liu Jianjun was about to speak, Li Xian leaned over and argued indistinctly, "Brother Wang... and I are very close! Back when he... when he was demoted to Bazhou, the autumn and winter clothes and bedding he carried with him were... were all given to him by me after I begged the Empress Dowager!"
Li Xian's head was spinning, but he nodded to Li Xian as well: "Good! Good! Xianzi is good too!"
Immediately afterwards, Taiping also came over, wrapped her arms around Li Xian's neck, and said coquettishly, her breath reeking of alcohol, "Taiping is the best!"
Li Xian shoved his head against Taiping's head and said, "Good! Good! All good! All good!"
Liu Jianjun, drunk, wandered around and, finding no room for Li Xian, simply walked over to Taiping, put his hand on her shoulder, and said, "I...we're all fine! But looking around...your mother, that old woman, is no good!"
"Nonsense! Mother... Mother is the best!" Taiping argued, unconvinced.
Liu Jianjun said, "You... of course you think it's good! Look at Xianzi, and then look at Xianzi, one is the current crown prince, and the other is the former crown prince... both of them have been raised... raised into useless wastes by your mother!"
Li Xian nudged Liu Jianjun and muttered in dissatisfaction, "I...I'm not useless!"
"You...you can't even beat me in a cockfight!"
"Oh...oh...I'm a piece of trash...a piece of trash..." Li Xian muttered "trash" before his head slumped and he collapsed to the ground.
Li Xian was barely conscious, and asked with a slurred tongue, "Then... what about me..."
“You…” Liu Jianjun pointed at Li Xian with his finger, “You’re better than Xianzi, you…you’re a better person!”
Just as Li Xian was about to ask Liu Jianjun what was so good about him, Liu Jianjun suddenly sat up straight and said, "Good...good heavens! Your parents...this was premeditated! They deliberately...deliberately...raised you two...to be useless, so she could control you!"
“What are you trying to control…” Taiping had already rested his head on Li Xian’s shoulder, tilting his head to look at Liu Jianjun, with a silly grin on his face.
“Useless…useless…easy to handle!” Liu Jianjun pointed at Taiping with his finger, saying indistinctly, “You, you are the strongest! You are much smarter than Xianzi and the other two! Because…because you are a woman…you are not a threat to…her!”
Taiping had completely lost her senses. She giggled and clung to Liu Jianjun, saying, "I...I'm the smartest! Then...then why do you call my second brother Xianzi, and...and Xianzi Xianzi, but not...and not me Ping...Pingzi!"
Liu Jianjun shook his head, staring intently at Taiping's chest for a long while before saying, "Because of you...you're not flat!"
In his dazed state, Li Xian felt that Liu Jianjun's words were somewhat rude, but he couldn't figure out why. So he pulled Taiping into his arms, protecting her, and said, "Stay...stay away from Liu Jianjun, he...he's a lecherous scoundrel!"
Liu Jianjun retorted, "Xianzi...you, keep an eye on your sister!"
"Of course I'm watching closely!"
"Take advantage of this time... get closer to your sister... later, when she turns evil, she won't be any worse than that old woman..."
"Black...my sister isn't black!"
Taiping also argued, "I...I'm innocent..."
"Boom."
Liu Jianjun has fallen.
Li Xian tentatively kicked Liu Jianjun, only to find him fast asleep. He then nudged Taiping, but she didn't move either. So, he hastily pulled his clothes from behind, lifting them over her head to cover her head, saying, "Taiping... Taiping... don't, don't catch a cold..."
In a daze, Li Xian felt a chill run down his back.
"It's...it's getting dark?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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