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Chapter 85, Go Easy, Don't Hurt Me

Chapter 85, Go Easy, Don't Hurt Me (Please Subscribe)

Ding!
The third "Lie Down" support specialist is now online!
Name: Han Ziwei
Age: 22 years old

Occupation: Singer

Professional skills: Level A

Health condition: Grade B

With a system notification, the information of Han Ziwei, the third "lying down" assistant, appeared before Zhang Xian's eyes.

Her professional skills are at the same level as Chu Yourong's, both A-level, but her health is a bit poor, at the same level as her father's, B-level.

However, this is not a big deal. Zhang Xian's health level was only C before, but recently he adjusted his work and rest schedule and spent all day lying down, so his health level has risen from C to B.

With Han Ziwei, a near-A-list celebrity, supporting him, Zhang Xian felt even more secure lying down.

He doesn't have any songs to give to Han Ziwei right now, so he needs to wait and see, since the rewards are all random.

But not having songs doesn't actually affect Han Ziwei's ability to make money. After all, she has a base of popularity, and she could live off her past achievements for two or three years without any problem.

"Xiaoxian, come quick and help! This fish is a bit big!"

At this moment, Hua Zixian called out.

Both rods caught fish at the same time, but one of the floats was pulled to the bottom of the water, indicating it was a big one.

"coming!"

Zhang Xian put down his phone and went to help. After about ten minutes of effort, a mandarin fish weighing about 20 pounds was caught.

"Ouch!"

"This thing is huge!"

Hua Zixian's mustache stood up; this was the biggest achievement of his fishing career.

"We need to weigh it!"

As a seasoned angler, Zhang Xian naturally carried an electronic hand scale. He immediately weighed the fish, which turned out to be 21.6 jin (approximately 18.3 catties), or 22 jin (approximately 11 catties) to round up.

In his excitement, Zhang Xian took a picture of the fish and posted it on Douyin (TikTok). He now has over 400,000 followers, so he had to show it off.

Along with the photos, Zhang Xian also captioned them: Fishing is as easy as writing songs.

Zhang Xian's "sixth sense" is currently trending, and countless eyes are watching his updates on Douyin.

Everyone thought he would update with content related to "Ordinary People's Song", but unexpectedly he posted a picture of a fish.

"Teacher Liu, hurry up and write the song! Everyone's waiting!"

"If you don't understand, just ask: are the fish caught using AI?"

"Teacher Liu is living a really leisurely life!"

"So fishing is for finding inspiration!"

"This fish must weigh over 20 pounds, I admit you got a fake!"

evening.

When it was time to divide the fish, the two of them had caught more than thirty fish in total.

But for the two of them, none of the other fish mattered; the most important thing was that 22-pound fish.

"Xiaoxian, I only want this one. You can give the rest away!"

Hua Zixian directly proposed a distribution plan. He had already thought it through: first, take the fish to his old friend's place to show off, then go for a walk in the park, and finally go home.

"Old Hua, you know the saying, 'Three years to learn a skill, two years to serve,' right?"

"You're still learning, so theoretically all the fish you caught should belong to me. But you've worked hard all day, so these two are for you; they weigh about ten pounds each!"

Zhang Xian pointed to the two fish in the fish box, each weighing about ten pounds. The two fish together weighed about the same as his own fish, which weighed 22 pounds.

"It's 2025 already, who still has the idea of three years of apprenticeship and two years of service!"

Hua Zixian refused to accept this; he wanted that big fish.

However, Zhang Xian didn't give him a chance at all and directly closed the lid of the fish box: "Old Hua, we people in Beijing have to follow the rules. I'm not one to take advantage of others. I'm learning traditional Chinese medicine from you, so I can help you with your work as well."

"What can we expect from a novice who hasn't even grasped the theoretical concepts?"

Hua Zixian rolled his eyes, then looked longingly at the fish box. He knew he couldn't get the fish back, so he had to settle for second best and accept Zhang Xian's offer. The two went to the roadside.

Zhang Xian pulled another stunt that left Hua Zixian both amused and exasperated. He strung the 22-pound upturned fish on a rope and hung it on the rear wing of the sports car.

"you boy"

Hua Zixian shook her head. Her first reaction was that Zhang Xian's actions were absurd, but then she felt a little envious. It was so cool! It was worth getting points deducted by the traffic police.

Today, Hua Zixian didn't go to sell the fish with Zhang Xian. He came by bicycle, taking the opportunity to exercise. After watching Zhang Xian drive away, he was inspired and took out two ropes to hang the two fish on the left and right handlebars of his bicycle.

After tying the fish up tightly, Hua Zixian smiled and said, "This is just as cool!"

the other side.

Zhang Xian didn't go directly to Taihe Garden, but instead took a long detour before going there to distribute the fish.

Surprisingly, Lin Xiwei, an old flame, was among the fish-collecting group today. She was wearing a light yellow business suit with stockings and light-colored high heels. With her outstanding looks and figure, plus her height of 168 cm, she stood out in the fish-collecting group.

"Xiwei, just say you want fish!"

"No need to queue up."

When it was Lin Xiwei's turn, Zhang Xian said with a smile.

"Everyone is queuing, so of course I have to follow the rules!"

"Are you busy later? If you're not, come over and have a chat."

As she took the fish, Lin Xiwei extended an invitation.

"Okay!"

After all, she was Zhang Xian's first love, so Lin Xiwei still held a significant place in his heart.

After he finished distributing the fish, he went home with Lin Xiwei.

This was his second time here, so he was quite familiar with the place. Coincidentally, he ran into Lin Xiwei's neighbor, Zhou Peng, who was pursuing her.

Seeing Zhang Xian and Lin Xiwei go home again, he felt terrible.

The thought of his goddess playing cards with another man in a little while made his heart shatter like dumpling filling.

"Hey bro, wait a minute!"

Just as Zhang Xian was about to enter the building, Zhou Peng suddenly called out to him.

"Well, is something wrong?"

Zhang Xian looked at the other person with suspicion. The two were not familiar with each other and had never interacted before.

He quickened his pace, moved closer to Zhang Xian, and then glanced at Lin Xiwei, who had already entered the building and was looking back at the two of them with a puzzled expression. He then lowered his voice and said, "Be gentle, don't hurt Xiwei."

"Uh?"

Zhang Xianren is speechless. What kind of simp is this?

That's so damn pure!

"it is good!"

After a moment of stunned silence, Zhang Xian nodded heavily before catching up with Lin Xiwei again.

Why did he call you?

Once inside the elevator, Lin Xiwei asked curiously.

"Let me not hurt you."

Zhang Xian didn't mince words, shrugging with a grin: "Your neighbor has quite a sense of humor!"

"Is he crazy?!"

After hearing Zhang Xian's description, Lin Xiwei was speechless. She had always felt that Zhou Peng was quite abnormal, and today it was confirmed.

It even sent chills down my spine. Someone who could say such things might actually try to harm me if they ever got carried away.