Going to work? Even a dog wouldn't go!

Chapter 18, Air Force Couple

They're really into the role!
Zhang Xian silently complained to himself, then happily stuffed the red envelope into his pocket.

Having a celebrity girlfriend like Chu Yourong is actually quite prestigious. Not to mention, the Dongxu brothers and Lao Pang are drooling with envy.

It feels pretty good to subtly show off like that.

The problem is that the two of them are fake after all; Chu Yourong is just a girlfriend in name only.

Zhang Xian is a pragmatist; if he can watch but not sleep, then he'll stick to the contract!
"You stop."

Zhang Xian was about to go back to get his fishing rod and continue his fishing trip by the river when Chu Yourong, who had walked a short distance away, suddenly returned.

"Anything else?"

Are you going fishing later?

"Well, what happened?"

"I will go with you!"

Do you know how to fish?

"will not!"

"Then what are you fishing for?!"

"Do you know?"

"Of course!"

Zhang Xian shrugged smugly: "I used to go fishing with my roommates a lot when I was in college."

"What's the use? We're still just sitting on the sidelines every day!"

Chu Yourong curled her lip in disdain: "Even if I don't know how to fish, the worst outcome will be the same as yours!"

Zhang Xian:
Milk fig, that really hurts!

How could someone with a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius utter such cold words!
"I'm planning to post a vlog about my date with my boyfriend today, so why don't you come shopping with me?"

Chu Yourong spoke again.

"Alright, let's go fishing!"

For Zhang Xian, shopping and fishing are not choices at all.

So, Zhang Xianxian rode his electric scooter to take Chu Yourong to the fishing tackle market and bought the fishing rod she had been wanting for a long time, spending more than 16,000 yuan.

Zhang Dongshan gave Chu Yourong a red envelope containing 20,000 yuan, leaving her with 4,000 yuan.

However, Zhang Xian is not short of money right now. In addition to the system rewards he received in the past few days, Chu Yourong also transferred 50 yuan to him!

"A broken fishing rod costs 16,000? You're such a spendthrift!"

As Chu Yourong left the fishing tackle market, she began to complain.

"Have you heard of Gamakatsu?"

Zhang Xian, holding his new fishing rod, was all smiles and didn't hold a grudge against Chu Yourong at all.

"What's this 'zi'? It's a fishing rod too!"

"I don't see any difference between these fishing rods and those that cost a couple hundred yuan!"

Chu Yourong continued to complain.

Zhang Xian was displeased with this. He pointed to the LV handbag Chu Yourong was carrying on her shoulder and asked, "How much is this bag?"

"Twenty-three thousand."

Chu Yourong casually replied that the bag she was carrying was a new style for the season, which she had just bought a few days ago for 23800 yuan.

"Your bag costs 23,000 yuan, and you have the nerve to call me wasteful??"

Zhang Xian launched a counterattack.

"But this is LV!"

"Isn't a 'V' also a bag?"

"I think it looks no different from a bag that costs twenty or thirty yuan at a street stall!"

Zhang Xian shrugged lightly and used the other man's own methods against him.

"you"

Chu Yourong was speechless after being rebuked. However, upon closer examination, Zhang Xian's words did make sense. Luxury brands like LV sell at a premium due to their brand value.

From a purely practical standpoint, it's really no different from those bags that cost twenty or thirty yuan, and might even be inferior.

"Want to go fishing?"

"If you're not going, I'm leaving!"

Seeing that Chu Yourong was standing still, Zhang Xian simply hopped on his electric scooter.

"Your girlfriend is angry, don't you know how to comfort her?"

Chu Yourong said angrily.

"You're a fake, don't you know that?"

Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Xian politely swallowed the letter between A and C.

"What if I were real?"

If your girlfriend is angry, should you try to appease her?

Chu Yourong stared with her almond-shaped eyes and asked.

"How old are you? You still need to be coaxed!"

"Ha~!"

"With an attitude like yours, your girlfriend will definitely break up with you!"

"So what if you break up? The next one will be even better!"

Zhang Xian shrugged: "Are you going or not? If you don't go soon, the fish market will be closed!"

"I was so blind!"

"How come I saw you in the coffee shop!"

"Someone like you deserves to be single forever!"

Although she wasn't Zhang Xian's real girlfriend, Chu Yourong was still quite angry at Zhang Xian's "outrageous remarks".

However, Chu Yourong did not intend to cancel her plan to shoot a vlog. She sat on the electric scooter, leaned back forcefully, and made a gesture as if she was distancing herself from Zhang Xian. She looked rather cute.

However, when Zhang Xian braked, Chu Yourong's body was thrown against him by inertia, but the stubborn Chu Yourong would adjust her posture back to the original one.

As a result, a "beautiful sight" appeared on the street. Some people found the scene interesting and even took pictures and posted them on Douyin (TikTok).

[Jingxi Electronics Factory] Live Stream Room.

"It's 3:30! What's that fisherman doing?!"

"Looks like I'm not coming today!"

"He's probably on a date with his girlfriend!"

"Didn't you see that his girlfriend called him away yesterday? She's probably angry!"

"The answer upstairs is correct. He's probably facing the age-old dilemma of choosing between his girlfriend and fishing!"

"Sigh, women really only affect the speed of the swing."

Viewers spent most of the day watching the live stream of [Jingxi Electronics Factory]. At its peak, the live stream had 20,000 viewers, but since "Fishing Guy" never showed up, there are now only a little over 3,000 viewers left.

Most of them are fishing enthusiasts themselves. Some fish while watching live streams, while others can't go fishing for various reasons and can only watch live streams to satisfy their cravings. As a result, Zhang Xian didn't show up today.

Just as everyone was chatting, that familiar figure finally appeared.

"I'm coming!"

"I thought I'd stood you up today!"

"He actually brought his girlfriend?"

"No way, his girlfriend came fishing with him??"

"This guy may be a loser all the time, but he's a role model for us all!"

"Where did you find such an amazing girlfriend? Can you introduce me to one?!" "Damn it, even watching fishing gets me forced to eat dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection), it's like there's no way for single people to survive!"

After Zhang Xian and Chu Yourong appeared, the live stream room immediately exploded. Especially when they saw that the "fisherman's" beautiful girlfriend had come to fish with him, the group of fishermen who had been arguing with their girlfriends (wives) because of fishing were all completely overwhelmed.

riverside.

Full of confidence with his new equipment, Zhang Xian secretly vowed to break the previous air force curse today.

Otherwise, it would be a waste of this 16,000 yuan fishing rod.

Chu Yourong had no interest in fishing at all. She came here to film a vlog, so after casting her line, she started filming.

But since this is a fishing vlog with my boyfriend, there has to be some footage of him catching fish, otherwise it would make me look like a complete novice.

Therefore, she also became interested in the fishing floats on the river.

However, after waiting for a long time, the fishing float still didn't move. She turned to look at Zhang Xian not far away, and he was doing the same thing.

whispering sound!
They're supposed to be experienced, so what's the difference between them and a complete novice like me?
Chu Yourong silently complained in her heart, but since Zhang Xian still hadn't caught any fish, her competitive spirit gradually rose.

If Zhang Xian can't catch it, but she can, wouldn't she be able to outdo him?
Zhang Xian, who had just received new equipment, was even more unwilling to accept missing the mark again. In addition, Chu Yourong was also there today, and if he missed the mark again, he would be ridiculed by her.

Therefore, Zhang Xian was exceptionally serious today.

Unfortunately, fishing has little to do with being serious; besides skill, luck also plays a role.

But Zhang Xian must have used up all his luck activating the system; it was already dark, and he still hadn't caught a single fish!
This river is my nemesis!

Air Force every day!

Don't be too outrageous!

Zhang Xian cursed under his breath, then secretly glanced at Chu Yourong out of the corner of his eye. The latter was constantly swatting away mosquitoes with her hands.

It was clear that she was thoroughly annoyed by the mosquitoes, but she still showed no intention of leaving.

Wow, you've got a pretty strong competitive spirit!

Zhang Xian could easily see through Chu Yourong's little scheme; she simply wanted to prove that even as a novice, she was better than him.

Okay, so you want to compare it to "Zen meditation"?
I'll stick with you till the end!

Zhang Xian stretched his shoulders and then turned his gaze back to the river.

What the two were unaware of was...

The live stream is really lively right now.

The number of online viewers has reached 2.5, which is more than many popular online celebrities have during their live streams.

"Haha, no wonder they're a couple, both of them are in the Air Force."

"I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing so much. A husband and wife teaming up in the Air Force, is that even possible?"

"I would call them the 'Air Force Couple'!"

"Haha, the name 'Air Force couple' is so fitting!"

"Bet placed! Betting! Who do you think will catch the fish first?"

"I bet a million Happy Beans that none of them can get on!"

"If nothing unexpected happens, this river has no mouth at all, and there's hardly anyone around!"

Time flew by and it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

Chu Yourong finally couldn't take it anymore. There were just too many mosquitoes by the river, even though she had sprayed a lot of perfume, hoping to repel them with the scent.

But the mosquitoes seemed to have been starving for centuries, frantically swarming Chu Yourong, leaving her with several large welts on her legs.

"Zhang Xian, I'm hungry!"

Chu Yourong made up an excuse.

"Uh, I'm a little hungry too!"

In fact, Zhang Xian had wanted to go home for a long time. He was someone with a "lying down" system, yet he had turned fishing into a job. Why bother?
However, since Chu Yourong didn't move, he was too embarrassed to bring it up first.

Chu Yourong gave him a way out, and the two hit it off immediately and quickly put away their rods!
There's a seafood barbecue stall nearby that Zhang Xian frequents, and today he brought Chu Yourong there with him.

After they sat down, the two tacitly avoided talking about fishing.

For both of them, this was a topic that would hurt both sides 800 out of 1000.

It's like two friends playing ranked games together. If they lose a game, one of them will be ranked last and the other second to last.

Let's just start the next game!

While waiting for her food, Chu Yourong posted her edited vlog to her Douyin account.

These past two days, Chu Yourong's Douyin account has almost become a dating account, with one or two posts about herself and her boyfriend every day.

She posted a video of meeting her boyfriend's parents around noon today, and then posted another vlog of her date with her boyfriend tonight.

"Is my sister now a full-time dating person?!"

"Rongbao went fishing with her boyfriend! I'm devastated!"

"All I want to do right now is kill that kid!"

"This is terrifying! Someone with a love-struck mindset has posted two love-themed vlogs in one day!"

"They're dating openly and honestly, they didn't become a mistress or steal anyone's boyfriend, I wish them happiness!"

These past two days, Chu Yourong has been trying hard to cultivate her image as a love-obsessed person, an idea that came to her by her manager, "Sister Huan."

Logically, an agent should stand on the company's side, but Chu Yourong, Han Ziwei, and others were all brought up by the top agent Chen Huan. The two sides not only had a working relationship but also a deep bond. That's why Chen Huan was willing to sacrifice some of his own interests to help Chu Yourong get out of trouble.

After these two days of turmoil, Chu Yourong's "love-obsessed" persona has become deeply ingrained in people's minds. If nothing unexpected happens, the contract termination negotiations with the company should go more smoothly.

Chu Yourong was browsing through the comments from her fellow gamers with great interest when her best friend Han Ziwei suddenly forwarded her a video.

"Yourong, is this you?"

Chu Yourong opened the video and saw that it was a video of herself sitting on the back of the electric scooter. However, the video was shot from her side and rear, so it could only capture her back and side profile. Therefore, it would be difficult for people who were not very familiar with her to recognize her.

The video has gone viral, garnering over 500,000 likes and 80,000 comments.

"This girl is so cute!"

"So cute, absolutely adorable!"

"Apologize! Apologize to her right now!!"

"Even though she was angry, she was still willing to ride on her boyfriend's electric scooter. What a treasure of a girl!"

"Why do I feel like this beautiful woman looks a lot like Chu Yourong?"

"Are you kidding me? Chu Yourong can ride an electric scooter??"

Although her face wasn't captured in the photo, Chu Yourong's name still appeared in the comments section. Aside from praising the girl sitting on the back of the electric scooter for being cute, most netizens condemned the man riding it.

Having such a lovely girlfriend and still making her angry is simply "unforgivable"!
"Zhang Xian, what's your Douyin account number?"

Chu Yourong felt that Zhang Xian should see the comments from netizens.

People's eyes are sharp.

See? Everyone is condemning you!
Zhang Xian, unaware of Chu Yourong's intentions, directly sent her the Douyin account.

Then, he received a video forwarded by Chu Yourong.

"Holy crap, how did they manage to film us?"

"Who's so bored!"

Zhang Xian just wanted to keep a low profile and didn't really want to show his face. He wasn't exposed in Chu Yourong's video, but a passerby filmed him and posted the video on Douyin.

Moreover, the video went viral, and judging from the number of likes and comments, it's estimated to have tens of millions of views!

Fortunately, he was wearing a helmet, and the video was filmed from behind, so his face couldn't be seen, but the "disgusting comments" in the comment section still made him a little depressed.

No wonder Chu Yourong made her watch this video; netizens overwhelmingly sided with her!

The principles of justice on the internet have been proven once again.

Beauty is justice! A good figure is justice! A beautiful woman is justice!

As long as you're good-looking and have a good figure, whatever you say or do is right!
Even good-looking wanted criminals can become internet sensations.

Sigh, I should have known better than to wear a helmet.

Let them see what a dashing and handsome man like Pan An is!
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