He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 90: American Culture Causes the Master Great Heartache
The hall fell silent as everyone took their seats, and the only sound was the melodious Indian classical music.

Li Ji had no choice but to sit down and wait for the event to end before questioning Ravi.

Despite his advanced age, Raj was in good spirits and walked steadily onto the stage, looking down at the audience.

Everyone was dressed appropriately and sat cross-legged on the carpet with expressions of reverence.

Raj was very pleased.

Until he saw the four people.

The tall, strong one sat on the ground like a thug, elbows propped on his knees, like a low-caste hoodlum observing ewes on the hillside, waiting for Shiva's intervention.

The smaller one was even worse; he lay on the carpet with his hands tucked into his arms like a cat.

That little kid was infuriating to look at; he was squatting like a dog, with his hands propped up in front of him.

The remaining one with short legs sat like a duck, with his hands dangling in front of his chest, twisting and turning like a woman. Where was the spirit of an Indian man?

He frowned, turned his head and whispered to his disciple, "What caste are those four people?"

“Brahman. The genealogy has been checked, no problem.”

"You didn't take money again, did you?"

“No, not this time. They are Indian immigrants who returned from the United States.”

"I see, no wonder."

Raj understood everything now.

A group of people corrupted by the vulgar culture of America have long lost the nobility and elegance of us Hindu Brahmins.

Those effeminate women are clearly corrupted by American LGBT culture.

Then let me use sacred rituals to teach you, and show you what the qualities of a Brahmin should be.

Lee Ki felt Raj's cloudy eyes become intense, staring intently at him, which made him feel strangely uncomfortable.

The disciple specifically reminded him: "Master, the doctor reminded you to take care of your health. Your head tumor still poses some risks. Don't be too vigorous later."

"I have my own sense of proportion."

Raj picked up the microphone and said, "I am very happy to see you all here."

"We are all devout Hindus and should all live in accordance with the teachings of Hinduism and the guidance of Shiva."

"But we will eventually be influenced by the outside world, especially the internet. The decadent Western culture is impacting our proud cultural treasures, causing us to slowly deviate from our traditional way of life."

"Some people become neither male nor female."

He stared at Milia as he said this.

“But it doesn’t matter. According to the guidance of our Uttar Pradesh minister, the true god Yogi, such a person can become a god through gender reassignment surgery. Just like our god, the upper body is male and the lower body is female.”

Li Ji was increasingly unable to keep up with the pace of this speech.

But the Indians around him nodded silently, which only made him more confused.

"Our Hindu culture is the most superior culture in the world, and we Indians are the most superior race in the world."

"Our event today is about helping us gradually rediscover our own culture."

Despite the bizarre remarks, the crowd looked at Raj with utmost reverence and devotion.

Li Ji inexplicably felt as if he had stumbled into a cult or a pyramid scheme.

"Everyone, come and practice yoga with me. It can purify your mind, remove all diseases, and help you find your true self."

Dailu whispered in Li Ji's ear, "This thing can really cure diseases, meow? I have a feeling he's about to die from malnutrition, meow."

"Fun fact: 30% of what people say on Earth is false. But at most only 30% of what Indians say is true."

"Humans are shameful, meow. I'm going to write all this down and compare them later to see if it's the high-caste people or the low-caste people who love to brag, meow."

Raj sat down cross-legged.

"Everyone, follow my movements and sit cross-legged."

Li Ji and Dai Lulu completed the task without any pressure.

Shark followed suit, first sitting with its legs open, then pulling its two lower legs back in, which was barely enough to complete the task.

The one who suffered the most was Milia, because her lower limbs were originally a lump of slime, and she moved by wriggling.

This resulted in her having extremely poor control over her lower limbs. She tried to fold her legs inward, but it was difficult for her to control the position of her knees.

Her lower leg doesn't fold inward from the knee, but rather from five centimeters below the knee.

Ravi next door was dumbfounded. How could a person's legs be as long as a three-section staff?
Milia blushed and lowered her head, unable to believe that she was imitating the mating actions of Earth women.

"Proceed to the next action."

On stage, Raj, an old man as thin as a fried pork rib, smoothly bent his left leg behind his neck.

Li Ji was afraid it would shatter with a "crack". This move was difficult for most people, and the stadium was filled with gasps for breath.

Delulu lifted her leg and easily placed it behind her neck, without even using her hands for support.

This is not much different from the usual action of licking the inner thigh.

Raj's eyes lit up; he hadn't expected this American to have some talent.

He was displeased; even the local Brahmins couldn't do that.

Unexpectedly, the Americans accomplished it with ease.

We cannot allow them to purify their minds and bodies so easily.

I need to increase the difficulty and give these guys a good beating for deviating from traditional Hindu doctrines.

Li Ji was startled by Dai Lulu.

Cats are said to be liquid animals, and they certainly live up to that reputation.

Li Ji hugged his legs, his heart pounding.

I used to be very hard, I don't know how painful this difficult position would be.

Seeing Dai Lulu's smug look, Li Ji didn't want to be looked down upon, so he spread her legs and put them on his neck.

It doesn't hurt at all!
This new body is like jelly; without the stiff ligament from before, I am now a true liquid animal.

Raj frowned in surprise.

At this moment, Shark Baby was gritting its teeth and using all its strength to bend its legs behind its neck.

He rolled around on the ground while breaking it.

Milia successfully bent her legs onto her neck.

Raj, however, was too old and his eyesight was failing him to notice that her leg was bent not at the knee, but five centimeters above the knee, as if her thigh had been broken.

Raj completely ignored the majority who were struggling to bend their legs.

Proceed directly to the next step.

"Next move."

He simply twisted his other leg behind his neck, curling his whole body into a black ball.

"Master, slow down! I haven't even mastered the last move yet!"

"Ouch! This won't do, my hip is going to break."

"Why are the moves so difficult right from the start? I'm giving up."

The once quiet venue began to become noisy, complaints gradually increased, and people's movements slowed down.

Only a few people and Li Ji's group are still learning.

Delulu casually draped her other leg over her neck and said nonchalantly, "This is too easy, meow. If practicing this could cure diseases, then the whole universe would be free of disease, meow."

Li Ji and Milia also completed it easily, if one could ignore the fact that Milia's thighs were folded from the middle down.

Seeing this, Raj switched to doing a handstand.

Lee Ki and Dai Lulu performed perfectly once again.

Crow style.

Supporting his entire body with his hands, his lower limbs dangle in the air like frog legs.

Raj was full of confidence, knowing that this move couldn't be accomplished simply by relying on flexibility.

But the result was completely opposite to his expectations.

Except for that effeminate guy, the other three all finished.

That child could even support his entire body with one hand, and could even jump using his hands.

The other guests cheered.

Raj gritted his teeth and changed his position.

Head upside down.

The handstand is performed using only the head, without using the hands.

Without long-term training, it would be impossible to complete such a difficult move.

Raj looked at the upside-down world before him, anticipating the performance of these Americans.

Are you all more flexible than an old monk like me who has studied yoga for many years?

(End of this chapter)