He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 87 Li Ji was extremely thirsty, but was this water or shit?

Li Ji looked surprised: "Is there any strategy for drinking water?"

Delulu wagged her finger triumphantly: "Nah, nah, nah, my homie meow."

"The fact that Professor Qi added drinking water to his to-do list means that Brahmins drink water in a very special way."

Lee Ki frowned and complained, "Why do you talk like a rapper? Do you have West Coast Syndrome?"

Because Lee Ki had just set the four of them as Indian expatriates who had returned from America, Delulu automatically entered the role based on her experience in Los Santos.

Dailulu said to herself, "Drinking water reflects not only the water itself, but also the underlying consumption concepts and cultural differences, meow. You know what I'm saying, you nigger meow."

"Could you please stop mimicking Black people's speech for now?"

Delulu ignored her and continued, "I've trained the AI. I've named it Little B, which is an abbreviation of Brahman, which fits Earthling naming conventions perfectly, meow. It will guide our Brahman life."

"What did you use to train him?"

Li Ji then thought of the Hell Jokes Forum that Dai Lulu used to frequent, which she had mistaken for an academic exchange forum.

"I had it collect information about the internet from people on Earth and integrate it with information about Brahman life, which made us Little B today. It's already a Brahman expert, meow."

"I had Little B prepare an itinerary for the next few days based on the list Professor Qi released, and I'm sharing it with you all."

Li Ji's communicator flashed, and a panel lit up in his mind.

[Brahmin's To-Do List]

[To-do task: Drink water]

"Damn it, it's turned into a system novel."

Brahmins all drink the finest bottled mineral water.

"What's so special about this bottled water? You can't possibly find gold in it!"

Li Ji picked up the bottled water provided by the hotel on the table.

Dailu nodded.

They each picked up a bottle of mineral water and unscrewed the cap.

Just as I was about to drink, Shark suddenly rushed over and kicked both bottles of water, sending them flying and spilling water all over the sofa.

"What are you doing?"

"This water is undrinkable; it contains excessive levels of Staphylococcus aureus."

“Staphylococcus aureus?” Li Ji frowned and pondered for a moment, then suddenly exclaimed in shock, “Isn’t that just shit?”

"Hot shit meow!"

"India is truly a treacherous place; someone actually put feces in the water! I'm going to complain to the front desk. How am I supposed to rescue the deliveryman if I get sick from drinking this?!"

Li Ji picked up the bedside phone and called the front desk, complaining irritably for three minutes.

The receptionist was extremely nervous and spoke politely and respectfully throughout, afraid of offending the guest.

After all, I have a colleague who was dragged into a dark room and given sex education in shifts because he offended someone of a higher caste.

She doesn't want to repeat the same mistake.

Five minutes later, a male hotel employee brought up another case of water.

They promised that the water tank hadn't even been opened and there would be absolutely no problem.

Li Ji and the others surrounded the box, the atmosphere heavy, as if they were about to open a box of bombs.

He and his teammates repeatedly checked each other's eyes.

"Are you ready?"

"Ready."

"Ready, meow."

"Ready!" Shark Baby shouted excitedly.

He chopped the box open with a single chop.

Li Ji took out a bottle of mineral water and held it in front of Shark Baby.

"shit!"

Another bottle, please.

"A mixture of feces and urine!"

Another bottle, please.

"This isn't poop!"

Li Ji was a little excited: "Can this bottle be drunk?"

"It doesn't seem like that will work either, because it contains cockroach fermentation liquid."

"What it is?"

"It contains a lot of cockroach tissue fluid."

Li Ji could imagine the working environment of the mineral water factory.

He quickly placed the bottle of water on the table and bowed respectfully.

"This was all done by the Indians; I didn't drink a drop. Interstellar Court, don't arrest me."

They brought out all twenty-four bottles, and all twenty-four bottles contained unidentifiable contaminants.

The water bottles showed no signs of being opened, meaning the mineral water company had bottled contaminated water.

Li Ji broke down. He was incredibly thirsty, the Indian temperature was high, and his own ethnic group was prone to dehydration.

He needs to replenish his fluids quickly.

"I'm not drinking bottled water anymore, I'll boil water."

He turned on the tap, and the water that came out was slightly yellow.

Shark Baby jumped to the edge of the pool and shouted excitedly, "Poop!"

"I can tell without you saying it. Milia, could you please purify this water?"

"no problem."

Milia looked troubled; the Ganges water she had just drunk far exceeded her expectations, and her body was feeling the strain.

But since I've only just joined the team, I can't refuse to do things.

Just as she was about to step forward, she was stopped by Dailulu.

"No meowing."

Milia was touched when she saw Delulu speaking up for justice. Everyone said that the class monitor was cold-hearted, but she didn't expect her to be so considerate of her health.

“This must be quite tiring for Milia,” Li Ji said.

"That's not it, meow. I think the Brahmins don't drink the water purified by the slimes; they have other water sources, meow."

Delulu's resolute tone broke Milia's heart: "Class monitor, you have no heart. Li Ji, you're a decent person."

What other water sources are there?

Delulu frowned as she looked at the communicator, her lips twitching in disgust. "How about we just drink this instead?"

"What could be worse than excrement?"

Li Ji took the communicator and looked at it.

"Cow urine?!"

He thought he was here to enjoy life as a Brahmin, but he never expected that the things his three brothers were enjoying were so extraordinary that even the four aliens in the room couldn't figure them out.

With her innocent little eyes blinking, Shark Baby asked a thought-provoking question: "Could this stuff be like Rainbow Waterfall, actually something that tastes really good?"

“Impossible.” Li Ji said firmly.

Delulu's eyes lit up like light bulbs: "How will you know if you don't try it, meow?"

"You weren't like this just now! I now highly suspect that Pipi put addictive substances in her snot. You guys try it, just don't regret it. Milia, you're not going to try it too, are you?"

"I'd better purify some water."

"Need not!"

Li Ji discovered something extraordinary on the communicator.

"Brahmins also have a favorite thirst-quenching drink—Cola!"

"What is that, meow?"

"That's a really good drink, and I'm sure there's no poop in it."

Li Ji immediately contacted the front desk and asked them to bring up a case of Coca-Cola, specifically requesting Coca-Cola.

They were afraid that they would bring in some other bizarre local brands.

The cola arrived quickly.

Li Ji rubbed his hands together like a fly, then excitedly opened the box.

The welcoming red packaging and the black liquid are pleasing to the eye, with a cool temperature and tiny water droplets dripping from the bottle.

"Is Shark Baby alright now?"

Shark hugged the bottle and examined it carefully.

"no problem."

"You look really excited, meow. This stuff tastes good, meow?"

"You'll know after you taste it."

Dailulu took a sip.

His eyes, which were originally normal, suddenly became round and his mouth turned into a "W" shape.

Unable to resist, I took another sip, and another.

Delulu was holding a Coke bottle, looking blissful, like a slightly tipsy Japanese woman in an izakaya, but unfortunately, she looked like a burly Indian man.

"Ah~ It tastes so good, meow~"

Shark held the Coke bottle in its mouth, raised its head, and gulped down the whole bottle.

"belch----------"

Shark Baby's long, loud burp messed up everyone's hair.

"It's cool~"

Watching them enjoy themselves, Li Ji couldn't wait to take a sip himself.

Milia looked at the label on the bottle and suddenly realized something was wrong, so she quickly reached out to stop her.

"Oh no! You can't drink it!"

But he could only watch helplessly as the black cola fell into Li Ji's mouth.

(End of this chapter)