He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 83 First Arrival in India, Shark Baby Faints from Heat
The spaceship's automatic announcement came to my ears.

"Please wait, the ground population is too dense, we are looking for a suitable landing site."

Li Ji did not expect that his first step in India would be so unsuccessful.

It's no wonder that Uttar Pradesh, with its population of 2.4 million, is only half the size of France.

The third brother's fertility is comparable to that of a cockroach; no wonder he is blessed by Shiva.

"Then let's confirm the course of action again."

“We will first play the role of a Brahmin and experience high-caste life for a period of time.”

"After that, I will play a Dalit and experience the life of a bottom for a period of time."

"The mimicry has been selected, everyone please confirm it again."

Images of four Indian men appeared on the glass dome of the flight cabin.

Wearing a traditional Indian kurta, with a vest over it, and embroidered with patterns in gold thread.

With high, straight noses, they all look like Aamir Khan from 3 Idiots, with a red dot between their eyebrows.

Li Ji only knew that the high caste were white-skinned Aryans and the low caste were black-skinned Dravidians, but he didn't know what Brahmins should look like.

Since there's no 5G connection in the Milford Galaxy, we have to go back to Earth to search for data.

Let's stick to the stereotypes for now.

As long as we can fool the aliens, that's fine.

As for Earthlings, we extraterrestrials are Brahmins wherever we are.

There are slight differences in the mimicry based on everyone's suitable body shape.

Li Ji was tall and strong.

Dailulu was petite.

SharkBaby simply uses children's products.

Milia's short legs were a good fit for her limited lower body dexterity.

"Why a bearded man, meow? Can't I really use a sweet, soft girl, meow?"

"No! Have you forgotten that Professor Qi was almost subjected to forced sex education?"

"Never mind then, meow."

Uttar Pradesh is not a modern city like those in the south, but a highly religious feudal region and the stronghold of Hinduism.

In major southern cities, the influence of the caste system may have gradually weakened, and many lower castes have had the opportunity to move up the social ladder and enter the cultural, political, and commercial spheres.

However, in the north, especially in Uttar Pradesh, the caste system remains deeply entrenched.

Here, people are not as well-regarded as cattle, and women are not as well-regarded as sheep.

Sheep are much happier than women.

This is the most feudal and backward place in India, where Hindu extremists are most rampant.

Most of the bizarre news stories that keep popping up come from here.

It would not be surprising if anything inhumane happened in Uttar Pradesh.

"The spacecraft is about to land."

Shark Baby shouted excitedly, "We've finally arrived in India! I'm going to swim in the sacred Ganges!"

The spaceship landed, and four Indian men emerged from a dense forest.

"Let me breathe some fresh air, meow!"

Delulu's nose twitched twice, her brows furrowed instantly, and her upturned mouth quickly turned into a wavy "m" shape.

She let out several painful retching sounds.

"yue~"

"The smell of excrement is so strong. Is the landing address really correct, meow? I suspect this is Momobarilo Planet, meow."

Dailulu was referring to that planet where poop doesn't decompose.

Li Ji originally thought that his current body had a poor sense of smell and wouldn't be disgusted, but he still underestimated the power of ancient Indian magic.

He instinctively covered his nose, but the smell kept seeping into his body.

He forgot that his sense of smell is his skin.

Like Lee, Milia's sense of smell is through her skin, so she frantically touched her body, trying to block the scent from invading her.

She was still somewhat shocked to see Li Ji pinching his nose. No wonder Li Ji, who had a perfect score in Earthling behavioral science, was thinking of pinching his nose like an Earthling even in such a critical situation.

Milia tried to pinch her nose like Li Ji, but it was no use at all.

While crying and meowing pitifully, Delulu pulled out a spray bottle from her pocket and sprayed herself with it.

Instantly feeling refreshed, she shook her head, wiped away the tears that had welled up in her eyes, and sprayed a mouthful of saliva on each of her teammates.

Li Ji immediately felt as if he were bathed in a spring breeze. The nauseating smell vanished, replaced by an indescribable fragrance that was refreshing and pleasant, like the fresh scent of spring.

"What kind of Lulu tool is this?"

Delulu's breathing quickened: "It's a cloaking fragrance, meow. It will create an unshakeable scent around you, meow. I almost suffocated from the stench when I went to Los Santos last time, so I specially prepared this one this time, meow."

"As expected of you."

Everyone gave a thumbs up, but Shark didn't, because he hadn't learned it yet.

Lee Ki finally had the chance to take in the surrounding scenery.

They landed in the dense forests of the hills on the outskirts of the city.

The sun overhead shone with fierce rays, as if tons of pain were being poured over one's head.

The air was stuffy and sticky, making it hard to breathe.

The surrounding temperature is estimated to be around 50 degrees Celsius.

Fortunately, I have a high tolerance for temperature and don't feel hot.

Dailulu and Shark Baby are not suitable.

Delulu had to gasp for breath while licking the back of her hand.

A farmer passing by, leading his ox, gave her a strange look, then quickly turned away.

The farmer's mind raced: This man looks like a Brahmin, but why is he licking his left hand? Isn't the left hand for wiping your bottom?
I understand now. These wealthy families must have servants wiping their bottoms with their left hand all the time. They wouldn't need to wipe themselves, since their left hand would definitely be clean.

Shark was also feeling unwell from the heat, and could only stick out its tongue and pant like a dog.

Li Ji is surrounded by lush tropical plants, with green grass stretching all the way to the edge of the city.

It's less a city and more an indescribable mess of garbage dumps and illegal structures.

The slums were made up of dilapidated shacks, and the broken buildings covered with colorful billboards were no more than three stories high, a vast and endless expanse of them.

A dark brown river flows on the edge of the city.

A flood control dike was built on the riverbank using garbage.

Happy people bathe, brush their teeth, swim, cremate, dispose of, scatter ashes, and defecate in the river.

"It's so hot, Li Ji, I need water! Where is the Ganges?" Shark Baby cried out for help.

Li Ji pointed to the tranquil, dark brown river.

"Is that the sacred Ganges River?"

"Yes."

"Is that the Ganges, which is blessed by the gods after bathing in?"

"Yes."

Shark couldn't believe it. He stumbled down the hillside as if he had lost his soul, staring at the Ganges River in the distance.

He muttered to himself.

"1842, 1843, 1844..."

"What are you counting?"

"Regarding the types of bacteria, I found that the concentration of E. coli in this pile of feces is not as high as that in the river water."

Sha Bao helplessly pointed to the steaming cow dung by the roadside.

In the blink of an eye, a dark-skinned Indian youth rushed forward, picked up the pile of cow dung, and plunged it into the Ganges.

"He can't be a Brahmin, can he? I don't want to be like him, meow."

Delulu frowned in disgust; she really didn't want to pick up the excrement of the even-toed ungulate.

"Li Ji, I really can't go on."

There was a "bang" sound.

Shark Baby collapsed heavily onto the grass, fainting from the heat.

(End of this chapter)