He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 68 The Ditch Conquers the Earth
Jili, the rabbit-like being, sat on the sofa and began to recount his crime.

“I was once a student in the Department of Earth Sciences at Milwall University, just like you.”

"My grades are very good; I've always been in the top three."

"But as you know, in the Earth Sciences department, only the top student can get a stable job; the rest have to rely on luck."

"Gu Yuqing, do you remember me? You asked me for your materials for the Earth Biology Reproduction course when you were a freshman."

Gu Yuqing was stunned for a moment: "I remember now, you used to have excellent grades, why did you end up like this today?"

Looking up at the crystal chandelier above her head, Jili sighed, "What a cruel twist of fate!"

Li Ji felt the atmosphere was a bit strange. Why did everyone look so gloomy?

Is this kid having a tough day?

Sleeping in the world's best hotels, partying with socialites every day—it's pure decadence!
Let me endure this hardship for a couple of days too!

The rabbit-like alien chuckled dryly: "When I graduated, I couldn't find a job. Logically, I could only go to the M768 Nebula to drive a garbage ship, but the interstellar space sanitation company rejected my resume."

"Isn't that job something anyone with an IQ over 20 can do? You can't..."

"Nonsense! My IQ is 140, okay? It's because a company already reserved my resume."

Li Ji looked puzzled: "Someone like you would actually have a company book your resume?"

"I wish this hadn't happened."

Jili's head was hanging down, the overhead light was blocked, and his face was only covered in shadow.

"Miaomiao Biotechnology Company in Milvor Province is dedicated to biological research and development. My position is a biological breeder."

Delulu quietly hid behind the sofa. This was her family's company, and although she knew nothing about the business, she could tell from Jili's expression that nothing good was coming.

"Different types of organisms have different uses. Some biological products have practical value, while others are cultivated as working species."

"This requires them to maintain good genes to achieve eugenics."

"The best method is of course to select high-quality DNA for cloning."

"But this technology is expensive and can easily produce various genetically superior species that have reproductive defects."

"So they prefer to use us rabbit people."

Li Ji seems to be able to imagine the underlying principles.

"Because you don't have reproductive isolation, your genes don't participate in the expression of the next generation, so you can achieve perfect cloning at a much lower cost."

Jili nodded heavily: "That's right. We rabbit-people can be used directly to mate with various species and synthesize superior genomes in our bodies."

"They are blatantly treating us like breeding machines!"

His shackled fists slammed angrily on the coffee table.

"Do you know how painful it is to have a special agent inserted into your body?"

He gritted his teeth angrily, his split harelip causing the whiskers on either side to tremble.

"Do you know how many bizarre creatures I've slept with over the years?"

"Not only that, I have absolutely no private life of my own, and I can't decide who I sleep with."

"Because there is a limit to the number of genomes that can be stored in my body."

"Any mating partner not part of the company's plans is considered an infringement on company property."

"I have to suppress my overwhelming desires. My new girlfriend and I are in the same bed, but I can't touch her."

"Because the next morning, I'm going to mate with a carbon-based motorcycle!"

Li Ji now understood how he got that motorcycle.

"And the most ridiculous crime in the entire universe—the crime of genetic pollution?"

"Why shouldn't I have the right to decide which genes should remain in my body!"

As Jiri slammed her fists on the table, the coffee table shattered into two pieces.

An unusual silence fell over the entire suite.

After a moment, Li Ji asked again, "Then how did you get to Earth?"

Jili took a breath and leaned back weakly on the sofa.

"After I finished with Six-Headed Dog, I went to relieve myself as usual. It was a primitive rainforest planet, and I found an abandoned spaceship in the back of the jungle."

"When I got close to it, its lights suddenly came on. I went up to check it and found that it could still fly."

“I had six dogs help me smash the surveillance camera, staging a scene where I was bitten to death by the dogs, and then I flew away in my spaceship.” Li Ji asked, “And then you arrived on Earth?”

"That's right, the goal is clear: head straight for Earth. The energy reserves are also just right, enough for me to complete a one-way trip to Earth."

"Perhaps this is what Earthlings mean when they say: God bless you. I am someone favored by God."

Li Ji felt like he'd heard this story somewhere before, and the slender one had inexplicably gotten a spaceship and arrived on Earth.

Why come to Earth?

Jili laughed: "Why not come to Earth?"

"I studied Earth science. If I don't come to Earth, where else can I go? To survive in the wilderness on a gaseous planet without any life?"

"I have overwhelming desires, and I need to vent them on living things. I can't exactly stick to an air tank, can I?"

On the other end of the monitor, Professor Wilde, a gaseous life form, silently lowered his head: "Professor Biyangde, don't look at me like that. Thank you."

Jili continued in the monitor, "This place is far from the Interstellar Alliance and has a primitive form of civilization. I know this place fairly well."

"Most importantly, when I came to Earth for research during my university years, I slept with eight Earthlings, and they were all crazy about me and willing to do anything for me."

Jili became more and more excited as she spoke, her red eyes filled with hope.

"At that moment, I knew that I could become the most powerful people on earth, together with my little brother!"

Delulu peeked out from behind the sofa and asked, puzzled, "You have a brother who also smuggled himself to Earth, meow?"

Jiri was somewhat embarrassed and stunned.

"That's a common metaphor used by Earthlings. Do you really want me to use genitals?"

Delulu covered her ears in anguish: "You terrible Earthling, meow."

"So you've become the most powerful person?" Li Ji continued.

"Soon, the Vice President will be here next month."

"Then I'll try to introduce him to the president. It'll be hard to convince him, since he only likes blonde, busty, mature women. And I'm not really into white old men either."

Li Ji never expected that Jili had already climbed to such a high level by selling hooks.

My alien brother rules the Earth!
Gu Yuqing asked with concern, "Where is the spaceship?"

“At White Cimelli’s home, he was a director of a private equity firm on Wall Street and owned a manor in Beverly Hills.”

"The spaceship is parked at his house, and he tells others that it is a UFO craft he ordered himself."

"Does he know who you are?"

"Guess?" Jili chuckled. "Anyway, you won't find any evidence that he knows."

Li Ji clenched his fist silently. This guy really deserved a beating. The little bit of sympathy he had just managed to muster was gone again.

Jili picked up the wine glass at her feet and took a small sip.

Friends, look around.

"What a wonderful place, the life that so many people on Earth dream of."

"Luxury homes, fine wines, beautiful women, luxury cars, and money are all available."

"So what if the Interstellar Alliance is technologically advanced? High technology, low quality of life."

"There we are nothing but a pile of shit! Here, we are human beings!"

What you can't get there, you can get here.

"Money, reputation, power, and respect!"

"I'm not a breeding rabbit; I'm free to choose who I sleep with."

"Bearing huge debts, being exploited like a tool, and living in constant fear of being laid off, haven't you had enough of this kind of life?"

"Little kitty, tell me, have you had enough?!"

Jili excitedly pointed at Dailulu, her previously drooping ears even perking up.

He secretly hoped for a victory for the common people, starting with the kitten, and gradually drawing everyone into the emotions he had guided, hoping to find a glimmer of hope.

Dailulu was stunned on the spot.

Are you talking about me, meow?

(End of this chapter)