He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 51: A Reward Mission – Capture the Alien Who Makes Earthlings Have Children (Please Read On!)

Li Ji remembered that the other party was the examiner from the last make-up exam. He didn't expect that the other party was also a Barbaradu alien, but a green-skinned six-eyed one.

What was even more unexpected was that the other party was a secret agent.

Lidel extended three tentacles, and Liki extended six tentacles, which intertwined and wrapped around each other's eyeballs.

This is the social etiquette of the Barbaradu aliens.

"I don't like nonsense, so I'll get straight to the point."

"Li Ji, on behalf of the Interstellar Security Special Agent Bureau, Primitive Civilization Response Section, I hereby appoint you as a temporary agent."

Li Ji didn't like nonsense either, and he got straight to the point.

"Is there a salary?"

"No salary."

"Then I'm quitting."

Li Ji turned and left.

"Wait a minute, there's a commission!"

Li Ji turned around and went back.

"Boss, you should have said so earlier! Let's talk in detail!"

Li De'er remarked, "You really are a quick-witted person."

“We value your talent for imitating Earthlings. I’ve also seen the video of your trip to Earth, and it was very impressive, almost at the level of a well-trained agent.”

"Therefore, you are hereby appointed as a temporary agent."

"We will assign you tasks, and you will receive a bonus for each completed task."

"Most of the missions involve capturing interstellar people roaming the Earth, or eliminating some Earthlings with higher levels of danger."

"Memories?" Li Ji asked in confusion.

Lidel coldly replied, "Including but not limited to, physical removal may be used if necessary."

"What kind of Earthlings do we need to physically eliminate?"

"For example, someone who bumps into an old lady while helping someone at a red light. You'll understand when you encounter a similar task."

Li Ji had a hard time sorting out the above language, but he was certain that the respectful Interstellar Alliance did not allow any combination of old ladies and red lights.

"Will you arrange a spaceship?"

"No way. There's no budget for that. What do you, a temporary worker, want a spaceship for? Just do the work while you're doing your course assignments."

"You must have tools for self-defense, right?"

"nor."

"You must have the tools for the capture, right?"

"Nothing more."

"You're asking me to go up and choke the other person without giving me anything?"

"I don't care, this is the pay for temporary operators, don't you want to do it?"

"How much is the commission?"

Li Ji desperately needed money, burdened by a growth loan from the planet Barbaradu and student loans from school. His daily expenses could only be covered by part-time jobs where he rented out his brain to others to mine cryptocurrency.

They can't even afford urinary pheromones.

Lidel pulled a black communicator out of his green, jelly-like body.

"This is a communication device provided by the bureau. It contains an internal network system with information about this mission, including commissions and bonuses."

Li Ji took it and, suppressing his nausea, wiped away the green slime on it.

A black hole icon appears on the screen. Connecting to the brainwave and opening the software takes you to the intranet system.

Name: Li Ji

[Number: 4657431]

[Position: Temporary Operator]

[Department: Primitive Civilization Response Section, Earth Group]

[Reporter: dasfdgajdhgjkadshglkahdg]

Li Jisan frowned.

"This seems to be the name of senior student Gu Yuqing."

"Wow, how did I remember that too?"

[Mission Brief: Capture the Rabbit-like alien roaming Earth. According to intelligence, he disguises himself as an Earthling and frequently induces humans to have sexual relations, resulting in them fathering children.]

"What third brother's successor?!"

[Target characteristics: Jiri, a rabbit-like alien, possesses human-like features, approximately 2 meters tall (including ears). His human-like movements are not fluid, especially his knee joints, which are completely opposite to those of humans.]

[Activity area: around 34°03′N, 118°15′W]

Los Santos?

Li Ji was able to quickly locate the corresponding position in his mind, which must be due to the superior memory of the Barbaradu aliens.

"Los Santos is one of the eight cities included in this research trip."

I'd always heard that Los Santos was a bustling metropolis, but I'd only ever been there in GTA, where the Apache helicopters were very pure.

I haven't watched the news in a long time, so I don't know if things are chaotic in America lately.

Los Santos is a major metropolis, and it's located in such a bustling area of ​​California, so it should be quite stable, right?
So what if things get chaotic? Will it turn into a civil war?

Danger Level: 1 star

Crimes: Human smuggling, genetic pollution, and invasion of primitive people

"He polluted the genes of Earthlings?"

"No, it was Earthlings who polluted his genes."

Li Ji cursed inwardly: Damn it, the lives of Earthlings really aren't worth anything.

[Bonus: 1500 Alliance Coins] Li Ji was thrilled as he looked at the bright 1500 Alliance Coins on the screen.

This is equivalent to my living expenses for 180 sidereal days.

I usually rent out my brain to mine cryptocurrency, and I only earn 0.4 Alliance Coins per hour.

Although it's a drop in the bucket compared to student loans, it can significantly improve one's current quality of life.

At least I can urinate freely now.

"If I catch this rabbit-like Jiri, all 1500 Alliance Coins will be mine?"

"That's right. Have you made up your mind? Are you going to do it or not?"

Lee Ki excitedly waved his tentacles: "I could do this job until I die! I'd even work myself to death!"

"You can't do it."

Li De'er poured cold water on the excited Li Ji.

"This is just a temporary job, and there's no chance of becoming a permanent employee yet. Because Earth's importance level is too low, the Special Agents Bureau only has one position."

"If you can kill dasfdgajdhgjkadshglkahdg, you might be able to take over."

Lee Ki's expression froze at Chao Hsiung's sudden remarks.

"I'm just kidding."

Liddell's whistle-like mouth emitted a sharp, piercing whistle sound, and he laughed so hard his whole body trembled.

Lee Ki still couldn't get used to this strange sense of humor, and he remained expressionless.

"Your threshold for laughter is too high; you didn't even laugh at such a funny joke."

What's so funny? Are you sick? I think you're the funniest one!
Out of politeness, Li Ji awkwardly beeped twice.

"Of course you can't kill her."

"Earth workers have to submit applications repeatedly before their superiors are willing to approve a temporary worker position."

"Unless the importance level of the Earth is raised, this staffing will never be increased."

"As a fellow villager, I suggest you don't let this ruin your studies. Treat it as a way to improve your current living conditions."

"I've been through this, I understand your pressure."

Lidel's six eyes stared at Liki, the straight black pupils rippling. Barbaradu aliens don't shed tears; this was their physiological reaction to express excitement.

He changes his expression so quickly, one minute laughing and the next sad, he's totally mentally ill.

Li Ji cursed inwardly, but remained polite aloud: "Does making some achievements in geosciences elevate the importance level of a region?"

"It's a good idea, but unfortunately I've seen your professors' research, and it doesn't seem to be of much value at the moment. Even my pissed data board is more useful than their research."

"The risk of Earth science being eliminated remains high, not to mention the possibility of raising the importance level of Earth through your major."

"Just a reminder, the next review is in six months, so you don't have much time left."

Li Ji lowered his eyes in frustration. The current situation was still far from optimistic, but the special agent mission could provide temporary relief.

However, if your major is eliminated, your future will be bleak.

"What do you recommend?"

"I can offer you some ideas, but that's all."

What are your ideas?

Li Ji looked at the other person as if he had seen a lifeline.

“I’m not a professor or scholar, so I don’t know what value the Earth has now and can’t give you a research direction.”

"My idea is that you can find inspiration from each mission. These missions reflect the values ​​that the Interstellar Alliance cherishes, and you might find something to reflect on during the missions."

"Thanks for the advice."

After saying goodbye to Li De'er, Li Ji pondered this sentence repeatedly on his way back to the dormitory.

The fact that the Interstellar Alliance still provides a certain level of protection to primitive civilizations like Earth suggests that they must expect it to have potential value, which we just haven't discovered yet.

The Rabbit Alien's mission this time is accused of genetic pollution.

This must have violated the values ​​upheld by the Interstellar Alliance, which is why they are being pursued.

If we can capture the Rabbit Star people and figure out the ins and outs of this matter, we might be able to find a valuable research direction.

Li Ji's current goal is very clear.

First: Study hard, strive to graduate first, and stay on as a teacher.

Not only can he be exempted from student loans, but he also has a very respectable income and social status, and the job is something he can handle with ease.

Therefore, you should try your best to get high scores in every task.

Second: Explore the potential value of earth science and strive to discover valuable topics within six months. If you can find good topics, your academic performance will naturally improve.

Only by preserving Earth sciences can we have the opportunity to find employment.

The Interstellar Alliance is too competitive. To find a job, you need both skills and education; if you lack either, you won't even get an interview.

We'll really have to start operating garbage ships then.

Third: Earn extra money by doing secret agent missions, improve your quality of life, and save some money to pay off debts.

Fourth: If possible, try to find out where Li Ji is on Earth.

"Is this the main storyline of my alien life?"

"It's quite exciting, better than just drifting through life on Earth."

Back in his dorm, Li Ji took out his mimicry ball.

Since we're working for the Secret Service, we can't afford to be hampered by surveillance.

Li Ji confidently pulled out a high-powered screwdriver.

The mimicry sphere now needs a radical overhaul.

"Damn, this is so hard!"

(End of this chapter)