He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 49: Lee Ki-guk's group gets a perfect score, causing a stir among the audience
Chapter 49: Lee Ki-guk's group gets a perfect score, causing a stir among the audience (Monday request for monthly votes)
The huge classroom is a white cube.
Black lines divide the classroom into individual cubicles.
A soft, silver sofa rises from the grid pattern.
The students, with their odd shapes and sizes, were perched on the sofa in bizarre poses.
Li Ji's jelly-like buttocks were pressed against the sofa, with eight tentacles hanging down.
The sofa has a magical feel to it, as if it fits perfectly, making it very comfortable to sit on and without any fatigue.
"Now that I have money, I'll get one of each for home."
Shark sat on the sofa like a dog, sticking out its tongue and grinning foolishly, constantly muttering, "Earth friend, Earth friend."
Only Dailulu seemed a little uneasy. She lay on the sofa, her head resting on Li Ji's soft body.
His beard drooped slightly, and his ears were folded into an airplane shape.
"What's wrong with you? You look unhappy."
Li Ji was somewhat worried.
He wasn't worried about Delulu at all.
His concern was whether Delulu would receive the news in advance and learn that her group's score was poor.
"What a terrible thing, meow."
Li Ji's heart tightened.
"Could it be that our scores—"
"My clothes, meow!"
Li Ji's three eyeballs curved into question marks.
Dailulu tugged at her red basketball jersey.
"Look, this is broken, meow."
There is a thin line sticking out where the cat's paw is pointing.
Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief and emitted a low whistle from his pointed beak: "No problem. You looked so worried, I thought there was something wrong with your score."
"How could there be a problem with the score, meow?" Delulu gritted her teeth and tugged at the loose thread. "We performed exactly like Earthlings this time, so we'll definitely get first place, meow."
"Are you sure we're exactly the same as Earthlings?" Li Ji recalled all sorts of headache-inducing scenes.
"Isn't it meow? I'm number one, believe me, no one in the entire system understands Earth better than me, meow. You're my equal, meow."
Li Ji recalled KK burning down Tianyue City and that unlucky guy who rode an old lady across the street and ended up in jail.
Suddenly I realized that what Dailulu said was right, and this time it seems like we've got it figured out.
"You're no good at this. If there's a loose thread, you have to cut it off. Let me do it."
Li Ji stretched out his tentacle and tugged at the thread, tearing a 10-centimeter-long gash in what was originally a perfectly intact hem of clothing.
"Li Jimiao!"
Delulu let out another chilling hiss.
Nini's group was sitting on the sofa in the distance.
Nini, dressed in a silver bodysuit, sat upright on the sofa.
She belongs to the Golden Human race, whose physical structure is very similar to that of Earthlings, except that their average height is proportionally stretched to two meters. Their skin is entirely golden, and they have no hair.
The back of the head is slightly longer; if the head of an Earthling is a hickory nut, then the head of the golden-bodied man is an American walnut.
With her golden, oval face, delicate features, and indifferent blue eyes, she would be considered a beauty even on Earth.
Sitting next to her was a multi-eyed alien whose body structure was similar to that of an Earthling, with similar proportions. Its body was gray, and the biggest difference between it and an Earthling was that it had 24 eyes on its head.
On the other side sat KK, a brown-skinned pterodactyl.
Nini tilted her head back and secretly observed Dailulu in the distance.
"Delulu seems to be in a bad mood."
Her lips curled up slightly, the maximum extent of her smile.
"She must have revealed her true identity and gotten herself into trouble. Judging from her expression, it's probably more serious than our situation."
The multi-eyed alien Lilia's 24 eyes trembled like a swarm of bees: "If this mission ends early, we can still complete all the projects."
"Maybe she can really surpass Delulu. After all, no matter how powerful she is, she still has two burdens with her."
KK nervously scratched her wings.
"Look, they've started fighting."
The entire room suddenly fell silent.
Everyone watched as Professor Wilde, draped in a black cloak, floated to the center of the classroom.
Her expression was serious, and her voice echoed in the classroom. "Congratulations on your safe return, everyone. It's a pity that your first trip to Earth was interrupted. We have repeatedly emphasized that you must not help elderly women cross red lights; it's a serious crime."
"But some students didn't take the teacher's words to heart and brazenly rode an old lady across the road!"
"This is a serious violation of the Union's criminal law, and these three students have been sentenced to life imprisonment."
"Let's look at the footage from that time, and let's all learn from it."
Li Ji looked up at the holographic image that lit up in the center of the classroom.
Three young Black men rode three elderly women across the road, shouting "olulululu!" as they rode.
Li Ji's hands got hard from looking at it.
Later, the three of them were beaten by onlookers and repeatedly run over by the electric scooter that intervened to help them.
“They are all truly innocent; I would even sentence them to life imprisonment.”
"But why would they be so stupid?"
Delulu explained, "Those three seem to be from Alien Prili, meow. No wonder they're like that, meow."
"What do you mean?"
"This absurd law was drafted by the Pepe aliens in the Legislative Council, meow. They are known for their expertise in logic and have practically monopolized the entire alliance's judicial system, meow."
"Because the appearance of the Popo aliens is highly similar to that of elderly women on Earth, meow."
"So in the early years, many rebels would go to Earth to capture old ladies and record funny videos to satirize the Popo alien cats."
"In a fit of anger, they enacted this law, meow. It's a way of protecting the old ladies of Earth, so it's not a bad law, meow."
Li Ji recalled an online friend he knew when he was a child who said that he was too cute and had been abducted by aliens. He didn't take it seriously at the time, but now he felt a chill down his spine.
"The Prili aliens have the deepest grudge against the Popo aliens. Before the alliance was formed, they had an 8000-year history of war."
Li Ji understood: "No wonder they did that. They must have thought that they wouldn't be caught messing around on Earth, and that the school would cover for them even if something happened. That's why they used this method to vent their nationalistic sentiments."
"I didn't expect the school to be so ruthless this time, meow. It must be because the issue of merging Earth Studies hasn't been resolved yet, and a lot of people are watching us, that's why they're doing this, meow."
The holographic projection turned off, and the classroom, which had just been slightly agitated, fell silent again.
Professor Wilde exclaimed, "Although the activity was terminated early, one group still completed all the tasks ahead of schedule. And they completed them very well, even breaking the record for the fastest completion of a task in the history of the entire department."
Nini and Lilia looked at each other for 26 seconds, and they both smiled confidently.
"There's only one group left. It looks like we're going to surpass Delulu this time."
"This is the seventh group, with members Li Ji, Dai Lulu, and Sha Bao."
"what?"
Nini jumped up from the sofa and demanded loudly, "Professor, we've finished too! Is there a mistake?"
Wilde frowned: "You didn't finish. KK didn't finish the toilet task."
Nini and Lilia stared at KK in disbelief; the oppressive presence of 13 pairs of eyes made it impossible for KK to lift its long dragon head.
She explained with difficulty, "I really can't pull it out unless it's flying at high speed."
"KK, you're fired from our group!"
Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that his worries were unnecessary. What was there for an Earthling to be afraid of?
Even if Dailulu were personified, she would still be far ahead of her classmates.
Shark has its own guidance, and by being able to restrain itself even slightly, it surpasses even the most skilled professionals.
"Their group is a role model for everyone. I will show their wonderful performance later so that everyone can learn from them."
"Before that, I would like to announce the following results."
Li Ji gripped his tentacles nervously. First place wasn't enough; he needed to get as high a score as possible to make up for the gap between himself and Nini.
Their scores are—
"114 points!"
The whole place was in an uproar.
Nini stared in disbelief, nearly collapsing: "Wasn't the total score 101 points?"
Li Ji was overjoyed: "It really adds points?"
Dailulu was stunned: "Does it really add points, meow?"
Li Ji looked at her suspiciously: "Why do you look like you just found out?"
Delulu laughed awkwardly: "I'm just surprised that we actually got the cat."
"You were clearly lying to me before, weren't you?"
"Why is it meowing?"
"Look at the projection, meow! There's a surprise, meow!"
(End of this chapter)
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