He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 23 Check-in is so simple

Delulu pulled a large package from her bosom; no one knew how she managed to stuff it inside.

Li Ji opened the bag and rummaged through it; it contained medical supplies and an emergency communicator, which he would use to contact his senior who was stationed on Earth in case of an emergency.

There wasn't a single necessity that fit the era.

How can anyone teach Earth properly while working with Oscar Wilde and his bunch of insects?
The low average scores in previous years were probably all due to the teachers' mistakes!
He then pulled a small black box out of his bag.

It is square, with a small groove in the middle, which can probably accommodate a finger.

"What is this?"

"3D printer meow."

"It can print ID cards!"

A joyful smile appeared on Li Ji's face. According to the original owner's memories, even the lower-end civilian models of the Interstellar Alliance's 3D printers were extremely powerful.

By connecting with the user's brain, it is possible to replicate the creation in the mind at a 1:1 ratio.

All that's needed is a small energy pill.

As the original owner of this body, a top-tier mind among the Barbaradu aliens, she possessed exceptional image memory abilities.

The design of the ID card and the rules for its numbering appeared in my mind like a slideshow.

Dailu squatted on the ground, resting her chin on her hands, and said helplessly, "But none of us have ever seen what an ID card looks like, meow. Shark, have you ever seen one, meow?"

Shark Baby shook its head.

Li Ji smiled slightly: "I've seen it before."

"How could you possibly have seen a cat?"

Li Ji did not respond to Dai Lulu's questions, but instead chose to use facts to defeat her.

He placed his fingers into the groove of the 3D printer, like a swordsman calling upon his divine sword.

Various memories surfaced and surged in my mind, and a surge of passion welled up in my heart.

Name.

gender.

Date of birth.

address.

Issuing authority.

Validity period.

photo.

national emblem.

The front has a patterned background, and the back has the Great Wall.

Citizen ID number.

Six-digit region code.

Eight-digit birthday code.

The two are the agency numbers.

One gender.

The last one is—the verification code!

"Zi-"

A crack appeared in the middle of the black box.

With a "click," an ID card landed on the table.

Delulu picked it up in disbelief and examined it repeatedly.

The person in the photo is indeed Lee Ki, but she can't understand anything else.

"Is this really an ID card, meow?"

"Genuine, guaranteed. I'll give you one too."

Soon, they both received their first ID cards.

Dailulu clutched her ID card in her hand, staring at the unfathomable man before her.

"With this, we can check in, meow?"

"Not yet. The hotel's registration system is connected to the government database. After swiping your ID card, the system will send a verification message, and you can only proceed if the verification is successful. So we need to use the squad leader's hacking skills."

Delulu pointed to her eyes and smiled, "This is a small problem, meow. I'll hack in first to do some preparatory work, meow."

She focused her gaze on the computer at the front desk, a faint blue light flashing across the surface of her eyes.

While directing the AI ​​to hack into the computer, Dailulu was thinking about Li Ji.

Even though it was their first time on Earth, why was Li Ji so natural, and so familiar with the local customs and rules?

They not only know what an ID card looks like, but also understand the rules governing its operation.

I clearly listened attentively in class, got first place in every subject, went through all the study materials, and even previewed the courses for the next semester.

But she knew nothing about it, while Li Ji, who always skipped class, knew everything.

The social structures and customs of Earth and the Interstellar Alliance are too different. Even if one is proficient in theory, it is difficult to adapt. But Li Ji seems to have integrated very smoothly.

Could it be that he came here before? Impossible!
Nature reserves like Earth are off-limits to anyone without a proper permit, unless they illegally enter.

Dailu turned around abruptly to look at Li Ji: You're not an illegal immigrant, are you?

Li Ji wasn't idle either; his hand was on the printer, and green US dollars were flying out with a whooshing sound.

Five-star hotels all offer currency exchange services, so you can easily spend US dollars.

As for why they don't just print red banknotes, it's obviously because they don't want to cause trouble for China's economic system. Doing so could even help China increase its foreign exchange reserves.

Though I am on another planet, my heart is with China.

Li Ji felt as if his body was glowing red.

At the same time, he reminded Shark Baby to maintain the way it had been training and not to run around on all fours anymore.

"If you don't know how to walk, just imitate me."

Sha Bao nodded repeatedly, hoping he understood.

The receptionist stood ramrod straight, smiling as she looked at the strange family in the distance.

The man and child hid in a blind spot and disappeared from sight; the security cameras in that area were also broken for some reason.

The woman was even stranger; she stood far away by the wall, staring at herself with her eyes bulging, her red dress sending chills down one's spine.

The female receptionist initially thought the other party was just an internet celebrity who came to prank her in the middle of the night.

But now I think it's more likely a mental illness.

Or a mentally ill internet celebrity.

Aren't there enough internet celebrities with crazy minds these days?
She had no idea how to deal with either of them.

She looked towards the door; why hadn't the doorman who went to move the car returned yet?

Her uniform back was soaked with sweat. She nervously swallowed and silently reached for the one-button emergency call button on the landline phone.

This is the hotel's emergency plan. In case of an emergency, simply press this button and your colleagues in the office will receive a message and call the police on your behalf.

Based on the usual response time, they should arrive within five minutes.

All she can do now is pray that those three weirdos don't do anything outrageous.

Otherwise, I would definitely have called the police.

"Oh no, they're coming again."

The woman continued to walk with an eerie, cat-like gait.

The boy no longer cosplays as a strange breed or a husky, but stands diagonally behind the man, synchronizing all of the man's movements, even down to details like scratching his nose.

Li Ji leaned against the front desk, smiling as he handed his ID card and a stack of banknotes to the receptionist.

"We'd like to book a family suite. Here's $500. Could you please exchange some currency? We just got back from abroad."

Shark jumped onto the bar, using its elbows to support its suspended body.

Li Ji quickly picked him up and put him down.

I never expected that SharkBao would be a complete imitation, without adding any thought whatsoever.

He had no choice but to stand upright.

The female receptionist controlled her trembling hands and took the ID card and money.

Although she was very nervous, she still maintained her professional demeanor.

Who knows what those weirdos might do?

Everything proceeded according to procedure; swiping ID cards, counting money, and exchanging currency were all done without any problems.

This family suddenly became incredibly normal, so normal that she couldn't accept it.

If the skit is finished filming, shouldn't you let her know?

Their sudden return to normalcy makes it seem as if their previous strangeness wasn't an act.

Thinking about it this way, the female receptionist felt even more uneasy.

"Your room number is 2708, on the 27th floor. Have a pleasant stay."

Li Ji finally breathed a sigh of relief as he took the room key.

He escaped from those two living fathers again.

In this way, our group won't fall behind Nini and the others.

Dailulu excitedly took the room key, a smile of excitement spreading across her face.

"Daddy, you're so amazing, meow!"

"Don't say such strange things in public!"

The receptionist breathed a sigh of relief as she watched the three people walk towards the elevator.

But then the woman suddenly turned around, and to her horror, she discovered that the other woman's pupils had become narrow and elongated.

The woman pointed to her name tag on her chest and smiled, "I'll remember you, Li Lingmiao."

Li Ling was drenched in sweat, her heart pounding in her chest.

The elevator doors closed slowly, and a woman's cheerful voice came from inside.

"Where should we go to join the fun tomorrow, meow?"

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