I am weak and friendly

Chapter 97 Unknown Quantum Bits and S-Level Survival Skills (Seeking first subscriptions and monthly votes)

When the system popped up a notification showing that he had successfully "showed goodwill," Tang Yiping knew that he had done the right thing.

The system clearly determined that there was indeed such a thing that accepted its "goodwill gesture".

Therefore, he is also a weakling.

Then, the system prompt continued to pop up:
—You have observed an unknown entity; please continue to observe and explore.
and many more?

That’s it?
Not the weak, but the unknown?
Although Tang Yiping has only obtained the [Stacked Insect] and [Entangled Body] so far, he has always believed that the system is omniscient.

After all, that's how other systems are.

To my utter surprise, the system told him that this was an unknown entity.
And that was it?

Is this system too weak?
Well, it's a "survival guide for the weak," so having weaknesses is normal.

Tang Yiping decided to forgive it.

But... what exactly is this thing?
In Tang Yiping's plan, once the "Goodwill" signal was activated and the "Friendly Beacon" lit up, this thing would immediately rush over like a "Stacking Insect" cheering "BUG!" or like an "Entangled Entity" coveting his fur.

I never expected this outcome.

And this thing... seems very aloof.

“Little baby, come here to Daddy!” Tang Yiping said.

—[Goodwill gesture] successful, [Friendly Beacon] activated

[Showing goodwill] was successful again, but he did not bow down and acknowledge the enemy as his father.

"Daddy loves you! Daddy will treat you well!"

—[Goodwill gesture] successful, [Friendly Beacon] activated

Tang Yiping felt that if there were a luminance meter or something similar to measure his brightness, he would probably be off the charts right now!

I felt as bright as a rising sun!

The Friendly Beacon didn't work after three attempts!

Dawns here are quiet.

This is such a reserved little thing!
This is how to do?
Tang Yiping looked up and glanced at everyone.

Everyone is watching him.

This person's prelude to a miracle is a bit long!
Tang Yiping held up one finger and said, "Let me consult a professional."

I don't know any professionals whatsoever.

Whenever Tang Yiping says this, it means he's going to rely on his father's connections.

Tang Yiping took out his phone and typed: "Old Tang! Help!"

Master Tang: "???"

"Old Tang, if something doesn't disappear when you stare at it, but vanishes in the blink of an eye, what could be the reason?"

Master Tang: "It could be a cat, or a baby who has just learned to crawl. You were like that when you were little. I would be staring at you, and in the blink of an eye you would disappear."

"Be serious, this is for real!"

Should I tell Ze and the others that what they saw was actually a cat, or even me?

Although I'm being too friendly right now, and they might believe whatever I say, I can't fool myself!

Master Tang: "The observer effect, I guess."

Hmm, the observer effect?

So it's the observer effect!

So, what is the observer effect?
Old Tang, can't you explain a little more at once?

Tang Yiping calmly and confidently looked up and said to Ze Ge and the others, "This is the observer effect."

Ze Ge's eyes widened suddenly.

Gao Yuxiang: "Wow!"

Bao Ge: "Huh?"

"Could it be... that we're witnessing a quantum phenomenon?" Zege's eyes widened. "So, it's not a problem with the program or code, but rather some kind of quantum phenomenon that's causing our code to malfunction? No wonder we can't rule out the possibility that this is a physical or informational problem? Could it be that we've seen a... qubit?"

You can accept such a ridiculous explanation? It seems you're willing to admit anything as long as you don't acknowledge that it's cyber ghosts, right?

Oh, the observer effect is that from quantum mechanics! I was wondering why it sounded so familiar.

Wait, what kind of ridiculous plot twist is this? Do you think you're a Hollywood screenwriter?! When in doubt, quantum mechanics?

So, has no one told me what the observer effect and qubits are?

I only feel familiar with it because it sounds familiar, but I'm not actually familiar with it. Can't you explain it to me?

I can't search right now!

—You have observed an unknown quantum bit. Please continue to observe and explore.
The system's sudden notification made Tang Yiping realize that this was an exploration bureau.

Moreover, this is system authentication.

This is a quantum bit.

Thinking this, Tang Yiping lowered his head and said to Master Tang, "Based on my judgment, this is a quantum bit. Old Tang, how can we capture a quantum bit?"

“There are many ways to do this…” Master Tang said.

Master Tang: "Electromagnetic potential trap, superconducting resonant cavity confinement, photonic crystal confinement, diamond color center confinement, or cold atom optical tweezers... it depends on what tools you have on hand."

What's all this nonsense? I can understand each word individually, but I don't understand them at all when they're put together.
Tang Yiping felt that he had been tricked by Master Tang.

So he smiled slightly and said to the others present, "Therefore, we need electromagnetic potential traps, superconducting resonant cavity confinement, photonic crystal confinement, diamond color center confinement, or cold atom optical tweezers..."

He saw confusion on everyone's face. Oh no, I need to grow a brain! Knowledge has opened my skull in an incomprehensible way! I'm polluted by knowledge, I'm no longer clean! What is this all about? I understand every word, but I just can't understand it!
And reverence.

Amidst the awe-inspiring gazes of everyone, Tang Yiping paused calmly for a moment, then asked, "What do we have?"

Naturally, we have nothing.

But this question must be asked.

This is a necessary condition for manifesting one's divine power in public.

Ze Ge, Bao Ge, Xiang Ge, and the others stared at him in disbelief and awe.

"Should...should we have one?"

Good heavens! Goodness gracious!

Is this the world of genius?
They always use such powerful and sophisticated-sounding tools!
"It seems we don't have these tools anymore," Tang Yiping said.

Everyone wore expressions of shame.

What's there to be ashamed of!

Be confident; you shouldn't have that kind of confidence.

"It's alright, we'll think of another way." Tang Yiping smiled and lowered his head.

This means that Master Tang will think of other ways.

What if neither?

Master Tang: "You can also rely on dreaming."

Depend on.

Tang Yiping was furious.

It turns out that Master Tang is unreliable at all.

Forget it, this company is beyond saving.

Pack your bags and get ready to find another job.

"So, what we're seeing is a qubit in some kind of superposition state? Because it's unfolding and collapsing, it's in two states: disappearing and appearing?" Over there, Ze Ge was clearly inspired by Tang Yiping's words and began to speculate.

Stop speculating, the company's doomed, everyone start dividing up the luggage...

system hint:

—By observing the unfolding and collapse of unknown qubits, one can learn the S-level survival skill: [Superposition State].

—【Superposition State】: Simultaneously exists in multiple states, cannot be defined or damaged.

Hmm, this company can still be saved.

What the hell!

S-rank survival skill!!!

Forget saving this company, I'm willing to be an enemy of the world!

(End of this chapter)