I am weak and friendly

Chapter 33 Tang Yiping and Lola, a "nest" of love?
Barbecue stalls are always noisy and chaotic.

After a long day of hard work, whether they are civil engineers working in mines or programmers burning the midnight oil, they can become talkative and knowledgeable after a couple of beers at a barbecue stand.

But at this moment, the barbecue stall became eerily quiet.

It was as if an invisible hand, centered on a certain spot, circled around and slapped each of them across the face, telling them, "Shut up, you bastard!"

Then they shut up.

And "quiet" is contagious.

This time, Shen Qianyu was the epicenter of the infection. First, their table fell silent, then the entire barbecue stall fell silent, and then several nearby barbecue stalls also fell silent.

For a moment, you could hear a pin drop.

In this circle, the only one who isn't quiet is probably Tang Yiping.

"You've learned it, haven't you?"

"Have you learned it?"

"Why haven't you learned it yet?!"

Lola's eyes lit up as she looked at the stinky tofu in Tang Yiping's hand and said, "Give me another piece. I feel like I'll learn how to make it if I eat just one more piece."

With that, he swallowed the piece of stinky tofu from Tang Yiping's hand in one gulp, as fast as a starving dog grabbing its poop.

"Have you learned it this time?"

"It seems there isn't one... or could you give me another one?" Lola's eyes lit up even more.

"No way!" Tang Yiping refused sternly: "I just counted, it's only ten yuan a serving. You've already eaten five, so the remaining five are mine!"

"But... I think I'll learn it if I have one more piece..." Lola said pitifully, "Just one more piece, please!"

"Did you even try to understand it? You didn't seem to be thinking about anything at all just now."

"I really thought about it! I felt like I was just a little bit short. One more piece, and this time it'll be perfect."

"Then I'll believe you one last time."

Tang Yiping handed over another piece.

It's that same posture of a hungry dog ​​scrambling for poop.

Again, nothing was gained.

This time, Tang Yiping was absolutely not going to fall for it: "Absolutely not! There's none left, go eat the garbage yourself!"

"Waaaaah..." Lola started to cry.

"Resilience" is a very advanced skill, and she doesn't possess it.

Tang Yiping dismissed it with disdain.

Does crying help?
Useless Lola, all she does is cry.

But when she cried like that, the owner of the stinky tofu stall next to her couldn't stand it anymore.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's just a few pieces of stinky tofu, don't cry, is it really that big of a deal? Look at this, look at this..." The shop owner originally intended to persuade Tang Yiping to buy another serving, but when he saw Tang's wheelchair, he held back.

And then look at Lola, oh, this damn fragility.

I wanted to make her cry, but I also felt sorry for her.

In the end, he could only sigh and say, "Oh, little girl, don't cry, uncle will get you another serving."

In the end, Lola ate 26 pieces of stinky tofu.

Ten of the coins were a treat from the stinky tofu stall owner, and the other ten were compensation from a passerby who accidentally bumped into her, making her cry.

I still haven't learned how to eat carrion.

As for the interns, they quietly finished their assignments and left, worried that they wouldn't be able to face Tang Yiping calmly.

Jealousy makes them ugly.

Tang Yiping also tacitly refrained from speaking to them, because he didn't know how to explain his relationship with Lola.

Should we tell them that this is a stupid and ugly 500-year-old grandmother?
……

Lola's failure to learn "Carrion Eating" left Tang Yiping speechless.

This completely disrupted his rhythm and plans.

I never imagined that learning a skill would be a long-term job.

Could it be that Lola hasn't learned how to trade with her friend by tomorrow?
Tang Yiping's current headache is finding a real long-term "nest" for Lola.

Switching the wheelchair to Lola Power, Tang Yiping gave directions while pondering deeply.

The reactions of everyone at the night market just now made Tang Yiping realize that protecting Lola, who has been smart since childhood and has eaten 26 stinky tofu, and ensuring her survival through this long night would be an absolutely hellish challenge.

Any option of sleeping on the streets must be eliminated.

Cardboard boxes won't work either; either Lola or Aunt Zhang will surely die.

He couldn't bring Lola back to the company. Although there were enough sofas, and Brother Bao was probably already asleep or had left, and Brother Ban probably wouldn't mind, if he brought Lola there tonight, who knew what rumors would spread tomorrow. Besides, he couldn't bring Lola to sleep at the company every day from now on.

Your reputation will be damaged.

For a fleeting moment, Tang Yiping wondered if he should go to a hotel and book a room.

Then it was rejected again.

Even I wouldn't be willing to spend 500 a night on a room. This foolish Lola doesn't deserve it!

How to do it?

It seems there's only one option left.

“Lola, I’ll take you somewhere and find you a new nest.”

"But I already have a nest!"

"Shut up and move forward!"

"Speed ​​up!"

"Faster!"

Run! Lola is the cutest when she's panting and doesn't say a word.

"Look, this is it." Tang Yiping pointed to the door in front of him.

He finally took Lola to the house he had found.

After tonight, Tang Yiping found it increasingly difficult to treat Lola as a stranger.

Although he doesn't even know what kind of creature Lola is right now.

But Tang Yiping is the kind of person who would rush to help a thief who was robbing someone, and write a program to help a bullied little boy.

He felt he had this responsibility.

"This place is pretty good, isn't it?" Tang Yiping said to Lola with a hint of pride. "It's much better than your cardboard box nest, isn't it?"

“Yes, this is a wonderful place!” Lola exclaimed happily. “Is this really a place for me?!”

"It's just for temporary stays. Don't think you can have it."

After saying this, Tang Yiping suddenly froze.

Wait, am I suddenly going to start living with a fragile, beautiful girl?

This feels so strange!

"Really? Really? Can I try? Can I? Can I?" Lola grabbed Tang Yiping's arm and asked excitedly.

Tang Yiping nodded and said, "Okay..."

Just as I was about to take out my keys and open the door, I heard Lola say, "Thank you, Rick Boron, for finding such a wonderful place for me!"

Then I watched helplessly as she walked into the shoe cabinet next to the door, opened the door, and slipped inside.

Tang Yiping: "..."

"It's so spacious inside, Li Ke Boren!" A surprised voice came from inside.

It might indeed be a bit wider than your cardboard box.

"Wow! Wow! There's even a mezzanine! This place can be reserved for my friend Lux!"

Yes, this is a two-story villa.

"There's treasure inside! What's this? It's so beautiful!"

Those are probably shoes.

"Wow! Wow! I'm so happy!" The shoe cabinet door opened again, and Lola popped out, staring wide-eyed at Tang Yiping: "Are you really going to give me such a wonderful nest? Really? No regrets? You... why are you so good to me? You're the best person I've ever met!"

Lola suddenly lunged forward and hugged Tang Yiping's neck, almost knocking him over.

Tang Yiping thought Lola was going to suddenly attack and kill him so she could inherit his shoe cabinet.

“Thank you, Li Ke Boren!” Lola said to Tang Yiping. “Although you are just an ordinary user and I am a noble aspiring professional, from today onwards, you are my most precious friend!”

She took something out of her pocket and handed it to Tang Yiping, saying, "This is the most precious gem, representing our most eternal friendship and covenant. From this day forward, we will share life and death, and never betray each other..."

Don't make such terrible vows so easily!
Tang Yiping really wanted to complain, but he held back and took the things Lola handed him.

It was a small pebble, an ordinary little pebble.

I don't know where Lola found it.

—You have gained the friendship of a non-Earth species; [Friendly Glow] has been upgraded to [Friendly Beacon]

—【Friendly Beacon】: Your light of kindness is spreading, not only illuminating a new world, but also attracting kind-hearted people to approach you.

(End of this chapter)