This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur

Chapter 78 The audience was in an uproar! Sister Zheng's heavy hammer struck, and Qianbao... he spat out blood?! [Requesting monthly votes]

【Wait, is this woman actually bragging about it?】

[Nazha looks so cute when she's drunk!]

I love it!

Why am I suddenly starting to support obscure celebrities?

[Huka: I went too easy on you before!]

Netizens were left speechless, both amused and exasperated.

"You've gone too far, you've overdone it!" Lu Ming teased.

Naza's face flushed: "That heavy hammer came crashing down right in front of me, and I didn't even blink!"

"That's because I'm experienced and have a good aim, okay?" The moderately drunk Lü Ming became interested when he saw Nazha's boasting: "To be honest, this kind of street art is very easy to make mistakes. It's only because I have this skill that you can't believe that if you put an amateur in it, they might just start the meal right away."

Naza's face flushed, and she scoffed, "Most people don't have my composure. Don't you understand the value of having your clothes slightly dirty but still under control?!"

Seeing the two of them talking nonsense in a drunken cacophony, completely out of control, the onlookers were in an uproar, and even Brother Chao and his group were stunned.

These two... are poets?!
One of you is an ignorant and reckless nobody, and the other is a goddess of the Chinese entertainment industry who has absolutely no understanding of the "breaking a boulder on one's chest" performance, and now you're putting on airs here?!

If Nazha had any prior knowledge of this, she wouldn't have been completely clueless about what Lü Ming was up to before she arrived...

As it turned out, these two ignorant and fearless idiots performed three times in a row without any mishaps, and the process was remarkably smooth.

In the eyes of Brother Chao and Chen Chichi, two people with rich social experience, this was simply a stroke of incredible luck, or perhaps their ancestors in the underworld saw this scene and begged the King of Hell to sign a decades-long labor contract in order to save their lives.

The two were both surprised and delighted, gazing at the green banknotes scattered all over the ground, utterly amazed.

Lu Ming didn't forget why he was there, and immediately told Nazha to start picking up the money.

He didn't forget to take care of Brother Chao and Chen Chichi, who had helped him carry the stone slabs on the way here, and waved to them: "Brother Chao, Brother Chichi, you guys should pick some up too, we're all brothers, don't be shy!"

"We are so popular that the audience is so enthusiastic that they can't refuse the tips we receive!"

Deng Chao: "..."

Chen Chichi: "..."

That's so infuriating!
However, since they were worried about how to make money with their partners, they naturally couldn't refuse such a good thing, so they all bent down and picked up the pieces. However, they were also careful and tried to pick up some of the smaller scraps.

Seeing Chao Ge and his group picking up money, Sister Zheng and Wu Qian couldn't help but be tempted. They exchanged a glance and decided to take advantage of the situation and make some money first.

Just as Wu Qian slyly picked up a hundred-yuan bill, he heard Lü Ming point at him and shout, "There's a thief! Help! There's a thief stealing in public!"

"In broad daylight, is there no law? Is there no justice? As an artist in the Chinese entertainment industry, you represent your compatriots when you're out in public. How could you do such a disgraceful thing in public?!"

You've completely disgraced the Chinese entertainment industry's idol scene!

Wu Qian shuddered violently, quickly threw the banknotes in his hand on the ground, and cursed, "Are you fucking crazy?!"

"You were caught stealing in public and then you insulted me?"

"I want to report this to the police!!"

Wu Qian: "..."

Lu Ming then looked at Sister Zheng, who was holding several banknotes.

Upon meeting his gaze, the latter reacted as if triggered by a stress response, trembling all over. She jumped up and down, throwing the money in her hand heavily on the ground, and snorted, "Who wants your stinking money!"

"Then why did you pick it up?" Lu Ming sneered.

Sister Zheng: "..."

"Apologize to me right now, or I'll call the police and have you two arrested, you lawless thieves!"

The two were feeling depressed, their hands clenched into fists, and their knuckles made a cracking sound.

To embarrass them in front of so many onlookers...

Like burnt coffee, you have no heart!
The two, feeling extremely ashamed, glared fiercely at Lü Ming, then, unable to bear staying any longer, fled in disarray.

Afterwards, Lü Ming and Nazha each carried a large pile of neatly arranged banknotes. Before leaving, he made sure to take the fire hammer and the scattered stones with him. Since Brother Chao and Chen Chichi had gotten a good deal, they naturally helped him very diligently.

After tidying up, Lü Ming, along with the enthusiastic Naza, returned the fire hammer to the tavern owner. Then, in front of the owner, they counted their earnings from performing. It was exactly $17000, which is equivalent to 122400 RMB!
And all of this happened in just half an hour…

120,000 per hour!
Not only was the boss stunned, but even Lü Ming and Nazha, who was already in a daze and kept leaning against him, were astonished.

"You're a genius!" the middle-aged owner exclaimed sincerely. "My monthly net profit from this tavern is only this much, and you've earned that much in such a short time..."

This terrifying speed at which they're making money has made even those with modest assets feel a bit inferior.

This is the money-making power of celebrity status!

It's not the celebrity aura that makes money; it's the obscure celebrities who are making money!

[Tens of thousands for half an hour, two hundred thousand for an hour, 10 hours of performance a day, that's 200 million, 6000 million a month. What kind of star is that? I suggest these washed-up celebrities just change careers!]

[It has been proven that talented people will never starve, no matter what they do.]

[While it does sound a bit exaggerated, the idea of ​​those two breaking a boulder on their chests in the street with those faces is so abstract, honestly, even someone like me who never follows celebrities would have to throw in a hundred-dollar bill to see what's going on!]

[Hahahaha!]

[This unknown actor single-handedly demonstrates what it means to have many skills. He can violently tear Kim Jong-kook apart, use a mud pit as an ice rink, and even casually throw mud at a moving target. This unknown actor can be quirky, has no idol baggage, can outshine music show mentors, and can casually create original hits. He can even pull a popular female star down in the streets of New York and perform a chest-breaking stunt!]

He could clearly make a living based on his skills, but he insists on being abstract, and there's no stopping him!

This is insane!

While netizens were surprised, Lü Ming exchanged a few words with the middle-aged boss, which could be considered as doing him a soft advertisement. Afterwards, he took Nazha back to the underground parking garage. Since the two of them were very drunk at the time, they sat in the back seat as soon as they got in the car and fell asleep without any regard for their image.

The vodka's aftereffects were still too strong; even Lü Ming was confused...

The PD had no choice but to get into the driver's seat and help drive.

Meanwhile, viewers in the live stream were frantically taking screenshots of Lü Ming and Nazha's abstract yet ambiguous actions, and some even started shipping them directly!
After all, the sight of these two people together, their faces flushed, is bound to spark the imagination.

Lu Hao, who was constantly monitoring the various cameras in the background, was in a bit of a predicament.

He sent these celebrities to Times Square to earn their room and board expenses, but he didn't send any obscure celebrities to get rich!
He went out penniless, performed for half an hour, and came back with a whopping 17,000 dollars. With so much money, how can he continue the game? Will the show even continue?

"PD, while they're asleep, steal the money, just leave them five hundred!"

PD: "Huh?"

"Director, I'm afraid the boss will get up and kill me. You know, he's capable of doing it!" The PD, with his survival instincts kicking in, added, "And he's our boss now!"

Lu Hao: "..."

He slapped his forehead, suddenly feeling the dead memories attacking him. The past, when he was shoved into the mud and almost lost his life, all surfaced in his mind. Just thinking about it sent chills down Lu Hao's spine.

forget it!
……

Lü Ming and Nazha returned home with a full load of goods.

With lunchtime fast approaching, the other team members, feeling increasingly hungry, began to brainstorm ways to make money.

Although everyone envied Lü Ming and Nazha's success in their street performances, their success was ultimately unrepeatable. Knowing the risks involved, Brother Chao was unwilling to let his partner try, and Chen Chichi felt the same way. As for Li Xin and Tang Yixin, who witnessed it firsthand, although they were initially tempted, it was because they thought the audience would pay to rescue them, allowing them to earn money solely based on their looks without doing anything. However, they later realized that people nowadays love a good spectacle; compared to rescuing beautiful women, the general public preferred something more exciting!
Recalling the scene of Naza being hit by the hammer three times in a row, they still feel terrified and can't help but sigh at the absurd things the sisters did while drunk.

After sobering up, Nazha must be terrified...

However, while the four members of the Red Team and Blue Team were terrified, some chose to forge ahead!

At this moment, Sister Zheng and Wu Qian borrowed an identical fire hammer and a rectangular stone slab weighing about 25 kilograms from a shop. They walked down the street and talked as they went.

"Don't worry, I just checked online. Although the performance looks scary, the people lying on it don't feel any pain at all. We should believe in physics and science. As long as you don't move around, you'll definitely be fine. They don't dare to do it because they're cowards. We're different!"

"What Huka can do, we can do too!"

Sister Zheng said with a confident expression.

Upon hearing the word "flop," Wu Qian, who had initially harbored some reservations, immediately forgot everything and declared confidently, "Yes, if a flop can do it, why can't I? If I can't surpass a flop, this episode will be meaningless! This flop bullied me and humiliated me, I must trample him under my feet!"

"That's ambitious!" Sister Zheng gave a thumbs up: "I'm very impressed with you now!"

"Don't worry, it was still early before, and many tourists and nearby office workers hadn't come out yet. By the time we got there, we had the perfect timing and location, and the number of onlookers was at least twice what they had at the time!"

"The more you see, the more you give!"

"Then you bite down on the blood pack in your mouth and give them a little visual stimulation. The audience will go completely crazy. Just wait and count your money until your hands cramp!"

Hearing Sister Zheng's plan, Wu Qian became very excited.

He could almost picture the audience erupting in cheers, then showering him with cash, and he thought to himself with delight, "Hurry up, I can't wait!"

Soon.

The two then arrived at the spot where Lü Ming and Nazha had performed earlier. The original onlookers had dispersed, and a new group of tourists were resting or strolling around nearby.

When the PD was seen carrying a camera and filming, and the two celebrities were using a hammer and a stone slab as if they were about to perform, the onlookers immediately turned their attention to them, and many people even stopped to watch curiously.

The PD was treated like a laborer by the two men, who brought over a long wooden table.

After some thought and comparison, Sister Zheng and Wu Qian made several detailed optimizations to Lü Ming's "breaking a stone on his chest" project. For example, to make it more intuitive for the audience, Wu Qian lay directly on a wooden table one meter high before placing the stone slab on his chest.

Just as the crowd began to gather, Wu Qian secretly put a syrup-filled blood packet into his mouth. With just a light bite, it would burst out with fresh blood. Although it had no smell, judging from the color alone, it was absolutely indistinguishable from the real thing.

Then, Sister Zheng took out a white bandage and tightly wrapped it around his mouth. To make the scene more convincing, she even used all her strength to wrap the bandage tightly around the back of Wu Qian's head several times, making sure that Wu Qian couldn't make a sound. Then she used the bandage to tie his hands and feet to prevent Wu Qian from struggling or moving around.

Even after doing all that, Sister Zheng was still not at ease, so she took out a rope and tied him tightly to the wooden table, leaving him no room to struggle. Only then did she feel relieved.

Looking at her masterpiece, Sister Zheng was impressed by her intelligence. She explained earnestly, "Tie you up tightly has one advantage: it prevents you from instinctively struggling and moving around when you see the hammer falling, which could cause you to get hurt. It increases the safety factor during our performance!"

Wu Qian gestured with his eyes to indicate that he understood.

In less than 3 minutes, the area was completely surrounded!
After all, Wu Qian's appearance at this moment was no different from that of someone who had been kidnapped, which was indeed quite eye-catching.

Having acted in quite a few dramas, Sister Zheng, seeing the audience in place, instantly got into character, her eyes red and teary, and she called out to the onlookers in a choked voice:
"This guy is a total jerk!"

"My husband has been abusing me for three years, my vicious mother-in-law is sarcastic and mocking, and my best friend openly seduces my husband at home. All my countless acts of tolerance and forgiveness have only resulted in him becoming worse and worse!"

"Enough is enough! I'm going to unleash my revenge plan! If everyone can raise $5000 for me to hire a lawyer afterward, I'll smash him with a hammer and end his life!"

"Please help me, everyone! Watch me smash that scumbag!"

Wu Qian lay on the wooden table, struggling desperately because he was bound by bandages, and glared fiercely at Sister Zheng.

Sister Zheng pretended to be weak and frightened, asking the onlookers for help.

Although many onlookers who had previously witnessed Lü Ming and Gulnazar's performance exclaimed that it was a show where one had to break a boulder on their chest, and that they had seen it before, even spoilers couldn't dampen their enthusiasm. Moreover, even those foreigners who had seen it before said that the performance felt completely different with two different people, so they all reached into their pockets.

These two are pretty good!

[Huka: Someone's imitating my show, and even my script?]

Have you no shame?!

[How is that shameless? Breaking a boulder on one's chest has been a tradition since ancient times. As for this script, it's only somewhat similar, not a direct copy. Can you please stop trying to glorify your idol with this plaque?]

[Exactly, Sister Zheng's acting skills are way better than those obscure actors!]

Support Sister Zheng!

Although their design is very detailed, I'm just not comfortable with these two working together. Won't they mess it up?

[Qian Bao's defining characteristic is 'embarrassment'. Just three seconds of eye contact with him and a whole host of his most memorable moments from his legendary exploits flash through my mind—the list goes on and on!]

Breaking a boulder on one's chest requires exceptional mental fortitude. Whether Sister Zheng missed or Qianbao moved erratically, accidents could happen. I was really worried for them!

[Hey haters, shut up! You're all so envious of Qianbao and Sister Zheng making money!]

[Those haters are probably so jealous they're practically dying of envy, just thinking about how their assets might be surpassed by those of obscure celebrities and Gulnazar, right?]

Netizens argued in the live chat.

Before long, the crowd actually raised more than five thousand dollars!
At this moment, because the commotion here was too big, the other five team members, who were either not getting good results or still at a loss as to how to make money, all came over to watch.

When they saw that Sister Zheng and Wu Qian had earned so much money in such a short time, they all looked at them with envy.

Only Deng Chao and Chen Chichi looked at each other blankly.

"Are these two crazy? Don't they know how dangerous it is to do this?"

"It's one thing for Lü Ming to act recklessly, but didn't we explain the consequences to them before we parted ways? Why are they acting recklessly too!"

Both of them, including their teammates Li Xin and Tang Yixin, were completely bewildered.

At the most exciting moment, Sister Zheng picked up the hammer and prepared to smash!
Although he had repeatedly said he wasn't afraid, when Sister Zheng lifted the heavy fire hammer high, Wu Qian instinctively swallowed hard, feeling fear...

"Wait a minute, this stone slab... it feels much thinner than the one Ming'er used back then!" Brother Chao noticed the thickness of the stone slab and immediately showed a surprised expression: "For this performance, the thicker the stone slab, the safer the people below will be. If it's too thin..."

As Brother Chao was pondering, Sister Zheng, mimicking Lü Ming's actions, simply raised the more than one-meter-long fire hammer high above her head, then tightened her thin lips and clenched her teeth, as if she were using all her strength to smash it down!

boom! ! !
The stone slab was easily crushed, but because it was thin, it did not break apart from the sides, but rather from the center, breaking into six pieces that scattered in all directions.

Watching the hammer fall, Wu Qian, who was tied to the table, was about to wet himself in fear. But when he was suddenly struck hard, his eyes widened, and with a 'crack,' his crotch was soaked. His eyes immediately turned red!

Wu Qian's eyes bulged out, his face was contorted, and his brows were filled with pain!
He felt as if he had been hit squarely in the chest by a car traveling at 100 kilometers per hour!
Because of his instinctive urge to scream, he accidentally swallowed the syrup and blood packet in his mouth, and then suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, turning the bandage blocking his mouth blood red!
"Oh!!!"

"Oh my God!"

"God!!"

"Spitting blood...spitting blood! Oh my god, are these two for real?!"

The audience was immediately startled and stunned.

Seeing this, Brother Chao was startled and rushed forward to warn them. However, the sudden incident caused the already crowded people to become agitated, and the members of the Brothers Group could not squeeze in. They could only shout loudly from a distance.

Qian Bao's face was contorted in agony, blood gushing from his bandages. He writhed in pain, but because his body was tightly bound to the table, he had no room to move even a fraction of an inch. He was completely immobilized, and despite his frantic struggle and facial contortions, he couldn't utter a sound.

CNM, CNM, CNM!!
Wu Qian was driven to madness and on the verge of collapse. Qian Bao's eyes bulged out in a ferocious expression, filled with the purest hatred, and his brows were filled with pain!
Sister Zheng was taken aback: "This kid's acting skills are so good, it's a waste that he's not acting!"

"Everyone, calm down, calm down! This is just a show!" Seeing the crowd's agitation, Sister Zheng explained, "That's right, it's the 'chest-breaking boulder' that some audience members mentioned before. The blood he spat out was actually a prop we prepared beforehand; it's all part of the performance!"

(End of this chapter)