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Chapter 73 The idiot has gone mad! A deadly whirlwind! I'll take you all down with me!! [Seeking monthly votes]

Dilraba and Gulnazar's impromptu dance caused all the male guests, except for Lü Ming and Wang Baoqiang, to have their hearts racing. Logically, the male guests should have tried to win over Dilraba and Gulnazar.

However, both Chao Ge and Chen Chichi are married and naturally unwilling to get involved in this mess.

Black Bull is not young anymore, and it's obvious that he doesn't get along with these two popular actresses, so he wisely refrained from provoking them.

As for You Han and Wu Qian, they were so disgusted by Lü Ming that they lost face. Even if they wanted to flirt with him, they just couldn't bring themselves to do it.

To be honest, the show's rule that only male and female guests with heart rates of 120 can be successfully matched is a bit too much. If they just keep flirting like this, there will be no entertainment value.

So, Chao Ge was the first to team up with Li Xin, and the two of them raised their hearts rate to 120 by doing high knees in place.

The other guests followed suit, and the group assignments were quickly finalized.

Red Team: Deng Chao, Li Xin.

Yellow Team: Black Bull, BaBy.

Blue Team: Chen Chichi, Tang Yixin.

Green Team: Wang Baoqiang, Reba.

Team Purple: You Han, Meng Ziyi.

Orange Team: Lü Ming, Nazha.

Black Team: Wu Qian, Sister Zheng.

The guests didn't seem to mind the group assignments, but the live stream chat exploded with discussion.

[This washed-up actress didn't even get to team up with Dilraba! My youth is over!]

Dilraba was wrong!

[Alice, stop messing around. The unknown actor originally wanted to be with Dilraba, but Gulnazar had her eye on him. Dilraba was a guest performer, and she danced with him and even invited him out of politeness. The unknown actor only accepted out of courtesy.]

[Exactly, shouldn't the regular cast members give the guest stars some face? Those who like shipping the 'MingRe CP' will have plenty of time later, but the guest stars are only participating in this one episode, so they should be taken care of, right?]

I personally love shipping Gulnazar and other lesser-known celebrities!

[The Mingre CP has ended; now standing before you is the Mingzha CP!]

These two are so good-looking, their sweetness is off the charts!

[Wake up, CP fans! Have you forgotten how Dilraba was brought to tears by that unknown actor in the first episode? Even the Emperor couldn't resist that scene just now. My unknown actor may have laughed, but his composure remained impeccable. What does that say? CP fans, think about it carefully!]

Since being hurt in a relationship, the word 'love' has ceased to exist in this nobody's world.

Sigma men don't believe in love!

While netizens were arguing, the team members changed their clothes and prepared to head to Times Square.

The production team arranged two minivans.

The eight people in red, yellow, blue, and green had already left in a car driven by Brother Chao.

The six members of the Purple Team, Orange Team, and Black Team boarded another van.

The drive to the destination takes about twenty minutes on the highway. During this time, the guests will naturally chat and keep the atmosphere lively. Therefore, the car assignments are quite deliberate. The four teams led by Chao Ge are mainly composed of older people, while the three teams led by You Han, Lü Ming, and Wu Qian are all composed of new generation artists. Naturally, it is more interesting to group them into two different cars.

After everyone got on the bus, they noticed that it hadn't moved for a while. They all looked up and realized that the two front seats were empty.

You Han scolded, "Why are you all sitting in the back?"

"Aren't you the same?" Sister Zheng sneered. "You're the oldest here, go drive in the front!"

"Why should I drive?" You Han looked to the side, annoyed. "Wu Qian, you drive!"

"Huh?" Wu Qian was taken aback: "I don't want to drive!"

"How about you two sit in the front, Sister Zheng, and you drive?"

Sister Zheng: "???"

"Brother, you've been so good at showing off before, isn't now the time for you to demonstrate your manly manners?" Sister Zheng snorted unhappily.

"Who performed well?" Wu Qian asked, displeased. However, knowing that Sister Zheng had a strong personality, he couldn't argue back. He could only look at the easiest target in the car: "Meng Ziyi, you drive!"

"I don't know how!" Meng Ziyi said matter-of-factly, "Besides, I don't even have a driver's license!"

Wu Qian: "..."

After much deliberation, everyone's gaze swept past Lü Ming and landed on Nazha.

Naza tugged weakly at Lü Ming's sleeve.

Lü Ming responded quickly: "What are you all doing, looking at my teammates? You're all acting like big shots, do you expect me to drive you around and serve you?"

"No need for that! Someone like you is destined to never be able to drive in this lifetime," Sister Zheng sneered.

Lu Ming asked, puzzled, "Why?"

"Is that even a question?" Wu Qian said sarcastically, "Some people are addicted to alcohol, drinking three times a day. There's probably still some alcohol left in their bodies right now, enough to make them test positive for drunk driving!"

"I didn't drink today!" Lu Ming protested. "Since no one is driving, everyone should just sit down. I'm going to take a nap, and you can wake me up when lunch is served!"

"How will you eat if you don't make money?" Nazha's bright eyes were full of doubt.

Lü Ming: "Don't worry, you won't go hungry with your brother Ming. No one in this production team can compete with me; I can steal their thunder!"

"Pfft!" Naza couldn't help but chuckle, and then let out a pleasant laugh.

When everyone realized that no one was driving, the atmosphere became awkward.

Seeing that Lü Ming acted like a dead pig unafraid of boiling water, Sister Zheng immediately punched her teammate Wu Qian in dissatisfaction, forcing him to go to the front to be the driver.

Wu Qian blushed slightly, and although he didn't want to admit it, he still said somewhat shyly, "I actually can't drive..."

Sister Zheng: "..."

"If he can't drive, then you drive!" You Han urged impatiently, "Hurry up and set off. The other four teams have been gone for a while. If we fall behind, we'll fall behind step by step. If we don't make any money, are you going to take responsibility?"

"Stop barking, okay? Do you think I don't want to drive?" Sister Zheng yelled irritably.

You Han: "You don't know how to drive either, do you?"

"I will definitely hold the meeting, but like I said, it's possible, but there's no need!" Sister Zheng refused to admit that she wouldn't hold the meeting, but everyone could tell from her stubborn demeanor.

Ultimately, the task of being the driver fell to You Han.

Seeing that he hadn't moved for a while, Meng Ziyi looked at You Han with an expression that said, "Brother, you're so old, you don't know how to drive, do you?"

You Han: “…”

"In foreign cars, the driver's seat is on the right, which I'm not very familiar with." He hesitated for a long time before reluctantly revealing the truth.

[Pfft hahahaha! 】

"Seriously? None of the people in this car know how to drive?"

[XSWL!]

These guys are really stubborn and suffer for it. They're all like Sister Zheng—they won't admit their flaws unless pushed to the limit.

Naza said weakly, "How about I drive instead..."

You Han: "Okay!"

Wu Qian: "Hurry up!"

Upon hearing Nazha's uncertain demeanor, Lü Ming, who had already reclined his seat, quickly raised it up: "A bunch of useless people, one by one. If you can't drive, just admit it openly like Xiao Meng, why are you pretending to be so high and mighty!"

"You dare to curse again?!" Wu Qian glared.

You Han warned: "You chatterbox, watch your manners!"

"Alright, since you're guests, you'll be the host today, Ming. I'll drive!" Lu Ming said generously, then gestured for Nazha to get out and sit with him in the front.

Sister Zheng's voice was shrill: "You can drive?!"

Wu Qian: "You can drive it?!"

You Han: "Even if you dare to drive, we wouldn't dare to ride in it!"

Seeing everyone's strong reaction, Lü Ming remained unperturbed: "My driving skills are still very good, and I really haven't drunk anything today. If you don't believe me, smell it, there's no smell of alcohol!"

The crowd, not believing it, stepped forward and sniffed it, and indeed they couldn't smell any alcohol.

Since they were recording a show, even if he was a nobody, they wouldn't dare to do anything to him. Thinking this way, everyone accepted that Lü Ming was driving.

He had just gotten into the car when he suddenly floored the accelerator and then swerved the steering wheel. The left tire of the van even lifted off the ground, causing it to tilt to one side. Everyone in the car was immediately thrown from their seats. Wu Qian was about to drink some water when he suddenly splashed it all over his face, and the goji berries from his thermos were scattered all over him…

"what!"

"what happened?!"

"Do you even know how to drive, you idiot?"

The crowd immediately erupted in uproar.

Naza was also startled: "Brother, you're kidding, you almost flipped over!"

"What's the panic? I'm just testing the car's performance, I have it all under control!" Lu Ming said dismissively. "Truly professional drivers have a very clear understanding of a car's turning radius and acceleration. For a better riding experience, this is an essential step. In professional terms, this is called warming up the car."

"Forget it. You won't understand even if I tell you."

"let's go!"

Lu Ming slammed on the gas pedal, and the car launched forward in an instant.

Wu Qian felt the intense push-back sensation and his face turned pale: "Slow down, you idiot!" "Stop the car, I'll drive. I don't trust your driving skills, I'll drive, okay?" You Han's tone was clearly flustered.

Sister Zheng was also yelling: "When you talked to me before, your assistant always drove. You can't drive a car at all! Stop the car right now! I don't want to risk my life while recording a show!"

Lu Ming rolled down the car window: "What did you say? The wind is too strong outside, I can't hear you!"

Ignoring everyone's objections, he immediately drove his minivan onto the highway.

Everyone was initially terrified, with Naza gripping the handrail above the car window tightly. Only after they got on the highway and Lu Ming started moving at a steady speed did they breathe a sigh of relief and exclaim that they were safe.

Suddenly, the car fell silent.

They had to spend twenty minutes on this highway with no speed limit, and they couldn't stay silent forever, so You Han took the initiative to start a conversation, keeping a cool, stern face:
“I used to come to New York often and have business dealings with many companies there. With just a word from me, they would arrange a very easy and lucrative job for us, which does not violate the program’s rules at all.”

"You don't need to do anything today, just follow my instructions!"

"Brother, you have such a strong CEO vibe about you," Meng Ziyi said softly.

You Han disagreed: "Managing hundreds of people in the studio every day, you'll develop this kind of temperament over time. In short, just listen to me."

Meng Ziyi was speechless. "Brother, do you think I'm praising you?"
Meng Ziyi, who was used to being indulged, felt she had to teach this arrogant guy a lesson. So, she pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Since your studio is so amazing, why did you try to ride on Lu Ming's popularity online the other day?"

You Han: "???"

How come this third-rate celebrity has no discernment?

Seeing the sudden silence in the car, Lü Ming casually chimed in, "It's alright. Every family has a good-for-nothing son. Sons live off their fathers, it's a common occurrence. Let him freeload!"

"My son likes to brag a little when he has nothing to do, Xiao Meng, please bear with him!"

Sister Meng couldn't help but suppress her laughter.

"You bum, if you don't speak, no one will think you're mute!" You Han said coldly and sarcastically, "Do what you're capable of. Some people think they're above the law just because they have some popularity. They don't know what kind of mess the video industry will be in if this continues!"

"I'm someone who can't tolerate any nonsense, and sometimes I just can't stand those few individuals who smear the entertainment industry!"

Sister Zheng chimed in sarcastically, "I can't even imagine what it would be like to have someone with no acting skills act in a drama. For the audience, seeing such an eyesore of a terrible drama is simply a visual disaster!"

"I hope there will be fewer rude and uncouth people in the Chinese entertainment industry in the future." Wu Qian deeply agreed and seized the opportunity to criticize: "For those people who have no fans but make enemies everywhere, I always think it is the harmonious society that saved them. If it were in the past, they would probably have been beaten to death in the street!"

"It's only because today's audiences are so well-mannered that some unscrupulous people have taken advantage of this!"

Sister Zheng gave a meaningful snort: "I advise some women to open their eyes wide and not get close to just anyone. Who knows, one day he might end up with blood splattered on you!"

"You've gone a bit too far!" Naza turned around with displeasure and looked at Sister Zheng: "You are the least qualified to speak ill of Lü Ming. Some people have no conscience at all!"

"How am I heartless? Some people are slandering and insulting me, aren't they committing a sin?!"

"Then why did you borrow money from others and not pay it back?" Naza didn't hold back with Zheng Jie and immediately exposed her shortcomings: "I don't know if he has treated others well, but he has treated you, this yandere girl, better than anyone else!"

"I..." Sister Zheng was speechless for a moment.

Seeing these big shots and geniuses fighting, Sister Meng couldn't get a word in edgewise.

For a while.

The car fell silent immediately.

“Sigh…” Lu Ming gently patted Nazha’s shoulder: “Forget it, don’t tell them.”

“But…” Naza was about to say something, but when she saw Lu Ming’s dejected look, she couldn’t help but show a worried expression.

Everyone seemed to have forgotten that there was a fixed camera position inside the car.

Is this a burnt coffee?

Are those who are not popular because they are focused on making suggestive remarks and therefore don't have time to criticize them?

[Wu Qian, You Han, and Sister Zheng, these three are really asking for trouble! Even a nobody like him is being polite and acting as your driver, and you're turning around and mocking him?]

[The nameplate is now reddish-brown!]

I really feel sorry for those washed-up celebrities.

【Wait, why does he look like Emo? Is this really the same washed-up celebrity I know?】

[You left your vocal cords at home, you idiot!]

[Aren't Sister Zheng and the others telling the truth? He finally managed to improve his public image a little through a music variety show, but instead of focusing on music, he's venturing into web dramas. The audience has already let him off the hook, but he's not going to let them off the hook either. Isn't that just creating trouble?]

[Fight, fight! 】

I want to see rivers of blood!

Immediately, a large number of controversial comments appeared in the live chat.

Just then, Lü Ming suddenly looked worried and asked, "Tell me, what is the purpose of life?"

Naza was stunned: "For...for your family?"

“I have no family!” Lü Ming replied coldly.

Naza quickly changed her tune: "I'm sorry, I... I didn't mean to..."

"That nobody's skin is thicker than a city wall, and he has a huge mental fortitude. There's absolutely no need to care about his feelings," Sister Zheng sneered.

Naza's eyes widened: "Are you even human?!"

"Ha, a man like him deserves to have no family!" Seeing that Lü Ming seemed to have suffered a blow, Wu Qian's face immediately lit up with excitement: "You troublemaker, even if you had a family, they would be doomed by you sooner or later!"

Yu Han was also aroused by the pleasure of revenge, and sneered: "No wonder you swear so much and have no moral bottom line. It turns out no one has taught you anything!"

Unbeknownst to them, the car began to pick up speed. Lü Ming shook his head with a dejected expression: "What is the purpose of life, really?"

Naza felt a strong push coming down her back and quickly tried to dissuade her: "For...for love!"

"I have no love!"

The car accelerated again!
Naza panicked: "For the sake of those I care about!"

"I have no regrets!"

This time, everyone could even hear the car buzzing as it was hit by the airflow, and the intense push-back sensation made everyone unconsciously grip the handrails.

Yu Han peeked out and exclaimed in shock, "What the hell are you doing? We're going 120 miles per hour! Slow down!!"

"120 miles per hour?!" Wu Qian's expression changed drastically: "You idiot, are you out of your mind?!"

The unit of measurement for mileage abroad is the mile. One mile equals one mile, and one mile is equal to 1.609 kilometers in China. 120 miles is equivalent to 193.08 miles per hour on a car's speedometer in China!

"Life is really meaningless..." Lu Ming suddenly sighed calmly, while increasing the pressure on his foot, slamming the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor.

All of a sudden.

The roar of the engine filled the air at that moment!
They could even hear the windows shaking violently, and the speedometer was surging wildly...

125 mph, 130 mph, 135 mph!
The speed is equivalent to 220 km/h on a domestic speedometer!!

"No, stop! Stop it!" You Han's face turned pale.

Wu Qian's voice trembled: "Huka, calm down, think about your family, think about your friends, think about your love and your loved ones!"

Sister Zheng suddenly slapped him hard across the back, leaving Wu Qian stunned and slumped in his seat with an expression of utter disbelief.

"Can you please stop provoking Hu Ka? Didn't you hear him say that he has no parents and no one to rely on?" Sister Zheng yelled.

Wu Qian: "..."

He covered his cheeks in frustration, feeling the terrifying speed at that moment, and tears welled up in his eyes.

"Okay, okay, you're right. You should persuade your old flame to stop. I'm about to pee. I'm not kidding..." Wu Qian gripped the handrail tightly, her eyes brimming with tears, looking like a wronged little wife.

Sister Zheng carefully stood up, trying to overcome her fear, then forced a smile and reassured them in a trembling voice:
"Lu Ming, listen to me. I was too demanding of you before. I know you've been rejecting other female guests lately because you haven't let go of our past relationship. You need to slow down. Actually, I don't particularly dislike you, really!"

Naza's beautiful eyes widened immediately.

Sister, you hurt him so badly, and now you're saying this to him?!

Are you sure you won't...?

The next second, to everyone's horror, Lü Ming slammed on the accelerator, turned around at nearly 140 mph, and shouted angrily, "What the hell do you think you are? The White Snake Lady?!"

"Damn it, I was treating you guys like guests since none of you can drive, and I was going to be a good host and give you a ride. But as soon as you got in the car, you started buzzing in the back like a bunch of mosquitoes..."

"I'm just being rough!"

"Nobody's going to live today!!"

"I'm going to die together with you bunch of scoundrels from Biyang!!!"

"I fucking have to take you all with me!!"

Lu Ming was agitated and roared as if he had lost control!

All of a sudden.

The people on the bus immediately started screaming hysterically.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Help me!!"

"I don't want to die!!"

……

(End of this chapter)