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Chapter 71 Everyone bursts into laughter! A nobody's endless stream of jokes, delivering devastating blows with every word! [Seeking monthly votes]

"Today's first game is 'Visiting the Three Gardens.' If you lose, you'll have to answer a truth or dare as punishment. Lü Ming will start." As the director explained the game rules, everyone's eyes fell on Lü Ming, who was sitting in the first row by the window.

To his left was Nazha, and further to his left were Wu Qian and Meng Ziyi by the window.

"Do you need me to explain the rules of the game to you?" Lu Ming asked very politely.

Naza's voice was pleasant and very confident: "No need, I'm an expert at this game!"

Chen Chichi and the others urged him to start quickly, as they had clearly played this folk drinking game quite often in private.

Lu Ming cleared his throat: "Today we're going to visit the 'Famous Celebrities Garden.' Please name some of the 'Famous Celebrities' in the Chinese entertainment industry."

"Sister Zheng!"

Sister Zheng: "???"

When the hell did this get so bad?! How come I didn't even know?!
"..." Naza paused for two seconds, then quickly looked at Wu Qian on the other side of the aisle and called out, "Lu Ming!"

Wu Qian: "..."

This guy from Biyang is definitely after me!

His brain was racing, and he racked his brains for a long time until his face turned red.

Lu Hao, barely suppressing a laugh, said, "Time's up, Wu Qian, accept your punishment."

"No, what is Huka Garden? I'm not convinced, they're deliberately targeting me!" Wu Qian shouted, pointing at Lü Ming.

Sister Zheng in the back row chimed in, "I'm not convinced either! How did I get flopped?"

Lu Hao looked over and said, "Please give a reasonable explanation, Lü Ming. If the explanation is unreasonable, you will be the one to be punished."

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Lü Ming said frankly, "You've talked to that nobody!"

"What kind of reason is that?" Sister Zheng's almond-shaped eyes widened: "If I talk to you, I'll be blacklisted. If I talk to someone who's been blacklisted, will I become a blacklisted person too?"

Clearly, this reason is not convincing.

Lu Ming scoffed, "If that's your opinion, then don't blame me for providing evidence!"

"..." Sister Zheng was silent for 3 seconds. The quick-witted girl immediately realized that Lü Ming would definitely bring up all the messes that had happened before and drench them repeatedly. So she decisively changed her words: "Wu Qian accepts the punishment!"

Wu Qian: "Fine, fine, so you're going to play like this, you bum, you just wait!"

"Hahahaha!" Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Truth or dare?" Lu Ming asked Wu Qian.

Deng Chao: "A real man should choose adventure!"

"Yes, dare!" Chen Chichi chimed in, egging them on.

Unable to refuse such earnest invitations, Wu Qian could only nod and say, "A dare!"

"Get off the bus now, then take a plane back," Lü Ming said without hesitation.

【? ? ? 】

[Pfft hahahaha! 】

[The Amazing Cat Adventure: Big Brother Gets Off the Bus and Flies Back on the Plane; Huka Really Doesn't Want to Let Qianbao Go!]

[The top ADC in the Chinese entertainment industry, he's either dealing damage or on his way to dealing damage. Dude, did you get Infinity Edge this time?]

[Qianbao: I didn't need to come all this way!]

[Murderers are all driven to that point step by step. I hope the production team won't arrange any more traditional courtyard houses with sliding doors on tonight's show, and please don't put the unknown actor and Qian Bao across from each other, otherwise the unknown actor's body might be cold by tomorrow morning!]

I suspect you're implying something!

“…Damn it!” Wu Qian’s mouth moved, and his face immediately turned black.

I knew right, this idiot wouldn't say anything nice!

Naza's beautiful eyes widened as she looked at Lü Ming in disbelief. Seeing his serious expression, she bit her thin lips slightly, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Meng Ziyi burst into laughter, her soft body trembling slightly: "Hehehe, brother, are you even human?"

"Is this funny?" Wu Qian glared fiercely at the woman. He thought his status would easily intimidate her, but to his surprise, Sister Meng laughed even harder: "Hahaha, brother, your face is so red!"

Wu Qian: "..."

Why is the Running Man cast so hostile towards him?
For a moment, Wu Qian couldn't help but reflect in his heart: was it because he was no longer a big shot, or because he was no longer capable of wielding a knife? How dare this little third-rate celebrity disrespect him like this?

"You idiot, there's a limit to how much I can tolerate you!"

"You've ever been tolerant of me? I don't care. A gentleman's word is as good as his bond. Before we go too far, you should hurry up and get off the bus with your luggage so you can catch the next flight back home."

"Driver, could you please stop for a moment?"

driver:"……"

You gods are fighting, how dare I, a mere mortal, get involved?

He didn't say a word, just kept stepping on the gas and speeding his brothers along the highway.

"Lu Ming, stop fooling around, let's change the punishment," Lu Hao said, suppressing a laugh.

Lu Ming glanced at him sideways: "You'll be fired in a few days for stepping into the film crew's door with your right foot first."

"I can't tell the difference between the king and the queen..." Lu Hao's survival instinct was on full display.

Everyone: "???"

The film crew? And they fired them?

When did the director of Running Man start working for some nobody?
To everyone's surprise, they then remembered that Lu Ming was filming "Wu Xin: The Monster Killer," which was said to have an investment of 40 million yuan. So, even the director of this drama was an outsider with no experience in filming web dramas?
Upon realizing this, everyone's gaze towards Lü Ming immediately changed.

With an investment of 40 million, they're going to lose a fortune making a web series out of something like this!
"I strongly suspect that Ming'er wanted to cause trouble in the production team, which is why he recruited Director Hao!" Deng Chao questioned with a smile.

Lü Ming: "You guys figured that out?"

Looking into Lü Ming's straightforward eyes, everyone couldn't help but laugh: "Hahahaha!"

"Ming'er, forget it, forget it."

"Brothers!"

Hei Niu and Wang Baoqiang also came forward to plead for Wu Qian and give him a way out.

Getting off the bus was out of the question, but the dare had to continue. However, the bus was small, and everyone was racking their brains to figure out how to punish Wu Qian. Lu Ming spoke up again: "Call Teacher Huang now and tell him that Hu Ka is my brother. From now on, you should avoid us when you see us, or I'll beat you every time I see you!"

Wu Qian: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Brother, I can tell you really don't want Qianbao to live a good life.

He was playing a game and suddenly ended up in your hands, he's really suffering!

"You idiot, do you dare share a room with me tonight?!"

"I wouldn't dare!" Lu Ming said defiantly.

"Hahahaha!"

Li Xin, Tang Yixin, Gulnazar, and Dilraba all couldn't help but smile and purse their lips.

As for Meng Ziyi, who was sitting next to Wu Qian, she had already let loose and started laughing like a goose, completely abandoning any pretense of being a goddess.

Sister Zheng looked disgusted: "How can you say such cowardly things in such a tough tone!"

"Then do you dare to share a room with me tonight?" Lu Ming scoffed.

Sister Zheng: "???"

What the hell are you talking about, you ex?!
In a cheerful atmosphere, before the games had even started, the initial distance between them had vanished, and everyone was chatting and laughing like close friends. Clearly, they had all relaxed in this lighthearted and enjoyable environment.

Lu Hao was immersed in the lively atmosphere, and when he looked at Lü Ming, his eyes were full of strangeness.

Sometimes he didn't know whether this unknown actor was deliberately creating a show effect or was just being himself. After all, others might not know, but he had seen a side of this unknown actor that no one else knew. The dignified personality of this guy when he was acting on set, as well as his extremely picky attitude towards the details of the role, were completely opposite to his current behavior of not caring about the idol halo and acting wildly.

Poor Qianbao became the only victim in this ice-breaking game.

In the end, Chao and the others persuaded him, and his dare challenge was changed from threatening Teacher Huang by tying himself to Huka to calling Teacher Huang and asking him to praise his handsomeness.

Perhaps because Teacher Huang satisfied him, Wu Qian's expression improved.

As the loser, the game naturally had to start with him. After thinking it over, Wu Qian suddenly had an idea: "Let's go to the lipstick garden, Lancôme!"

Armani!

"Chanel!"

"Dior!"

"..."

Upon hearing about their areas of expertise, the female celebrities became interested. Although Li Chen and Wang Baoqiang didn't know much about these things, they were still celebrities. They might not know about niche brands, but they had at least heard of mainstream brands even if they hadn't seen them before, so they all answered.

When they came to Lü Ming again, seeing him stuck, Naza sitting next to him was almost frantic. If it weren't for the rules, she would have jumped up to help Lü Ming answer.

In fact, Lü Ming, who had absolutely no experience in this area, was completely clueless and unfortunately lost.

Wu Qian was overjoyed: "Get off the bus now, and then take a plane back!"

"A clever little devil," Lü Ming sneered. "I choose truth!"

Wu Qian: "..." "Confess your feelings to Sister Zheng now!"

Sister Zheng: "???"

She was stunned for a moment, then noticed that Lü Ming was looking over, and immediately showed a look of disgust: "Don't touch me!"

Why is it that even though I verbally resist, I secretly have a little bit of anticipation?
"This is a dare, I choose truth."

Desperate to get revenge, Wu Qian saw that Lü Ming was completely uncooperative, and his handsome face was full of resentment: "Are you even a man? Don't you dare do something a man should do!"

"No, thank you!"

Wu Qian: "..."

You shameless idiot!

However, the girls' inner gossip was burning brightly, and Meng Ziyi was eager to ask: "How many girlfriends have you had? Was Sister Zheng your first love?"

When this question was raised, everyone on the bus looked at Lü Ming.

The girls' eyes were full of curiosity, including Sister Zheng, who, although she seemed indifferent on the surface, was actually listening intently.

"I've dated one," Lü Ming replied honestly.

"oh!!"

"seriously?"

So, Sister Zheng is your first love?

Lü Ming didn't hide anything, since netizens already knew about these things anyway, and he frankly admitted: "It's genuine."

Is this a veiled way of confessing his feelings to Sister Zheng?

[Such a handsome idol, ruined by Sister Zheng!]

[It's like a fresh dung flower stuck on a cow flower!]

[He said he'd only ever dated one person, and people actually believe him? Anyone who believes this bum's nonsense should probably get their brain checked. I'd venture a guess: this bum might have had a brain aneurysm since high school!]

[The lady upstairs, you should be the one getting your brain checked.]

[Given his current popularity, if he had actually dated someone before Zheng Jie, his ex-girlfriends would have already started a live-streaming sales event on Douyin. Moreover, most of the Chinese entertainment media are watching him closely, digging for juicy gossip. It's said that some private investigators even visited his elementary, middle, and high schools to interview teachers and classmates, but they couldn't uncover any juicy details about his relationships.]

I hate Sister Zheng. She doesn't appreciate my handsome and talented husband at all...

【Ah ah ah ah! 】

【I’m so pissed! 】

Seeing everyone looking at her, Sister Zheng felt flustered and then said with disgust, "Dating him was the biggest misfortune of my life!"

Dilraba looked at Sister Zheng with some displeasure in her eyes.

The other girls were quite subtle in their expressions, but their eyes held a certain nuance.

Sister, you're really bragging!
They were probably secretly delighted, but now they've been hit with this misfortune?

Such a pure and innocent male god, despite having the face of a scumbag in the Chinese entertainment industry, is devoted to his relationship, unconditionally good to his partner, and willing to give everything for love, even taking out a loan. In the end, you are the kind of top male lead you only see in novels, and you, who are favored, do not know how to cherish it!

Honestly, if they were to have this dream love, they would probably be laughing in their sleep.
After Lü Ming's punishment ended, the game continued.

In a joyful atmosphere, time began to slip away unnoticed.

……

An hour later, the bus came to a smooth stop in the suburban villa area.

The group, exhausted from their journey, got out of the car to breathe in the fresh air, while the crew helped carry their luggage to their designated rooms.

With the live stream in full swing, the production team naturally didn't give the guests much time to rest.

Soon, the 14 people arrived neatly in the villa courtyard to gather.

Lu Hao shouted through a megaphone: "As everyone knows, the theme of this episode is the Qixi Festival Special. You will be divided into seven groups and will have the final name tag ripping showdown at the New York Science Exhibition!"

"Before that, you need to team up by making the potential guests interested. If both of your heart rates are above 120, you will be matched. If your heart rates are below the threshold, you will not be matched."

"So, our first task today is 'The Great Startup Battle'!"

"Because we have spent all our funds on this trip abroad, you must go to Times Square in New York to earn your own food, lodging and living expenses for the next few days."

"You cannot use facial recognition during the task; you must earn your reward through your own labor!"

"Any revenue obtained through facial recognition will be confiscated by the program team."

"The team that earns the most money at the end will win this round of the game!"

"The winning team will randomly receive a crucial ability card in the final name tag ripping showdown. Please note that ability cards include, but are not limited to, revival, elimination, and designating two teams to engage in a deathmatch!"

"Finally, a reminder: our food and lodging costs are very high. If you don't have enough money to pay for it, you'll have to borrow money from the teams that have made money or... beg for lunch."

"If we can't earn enough money by tonight, we'll have to sleep on the lawn outside the villa!"

"If you don't want to go hungry or have nowhere to stay overnight, please give it your all!"

As soon as the director finished speaking, everyone erupted in a frenzy.

"What, what? What do you mean the production team has run out of money? You're a heartless production team!" Deng Chao was the first to protest.

Chen Chichi chimed in, "Exactly! They take us abroad and then abandon us. Is that reasonable?"

"We have to earn our own food and lodging expenses. Other variety shows' Qixi Festival specials are all sweet and romantic, with the feeling of love behind the screen. Our Running Man's Qixi Festival special is to make us take the female guests to the streets to perform and earn money. We don't know where our next meal will come from. Are we going to be homeless abroad?" Da Hei Niu also protested loudly.

Wang Baoqiang rushed up to Lü Ming in a flustered manner: "Look how heartless your employee is! Fire him right now!"

"Let me see what's going on!" Lu Ming snorted and pointed at Lu Hao in protest: "You're sending your boss to perform on the street, is that some kind of rebellion?!"

The crowd immediately looked at him with the eyes of someone who was a hero.

No one expected that one day this nobody would become the boss of the show's director. Lu Hao should at least give this guy some face, and at the very least, pay for his food and lodging.

Lu Hao was very assertive: "When a general is in the field, he may disobey orders! Boss, let's be reasonable. In 'Wu Xin: The Monster Killer,' I was your soldier, but in Running Man, you have to listen to me."

"How dare you speak to my brother Ming like that?"

"Bold!!"

Everyone booed.

Lu Ming scoffed, "You know I rarely reason with people!"

“Your passports are in my hands. If you still want to go back to China, boss, you'd better not force me!” Lu Hao said weakly. “There are still almost four hours until lunchtime. I’ll reiterate, our food and lodging expenses are very expensive!”

Everyone: "..."

With passport threats looming, even Lü Ming was at a loss.

Before that, the important thing was to identify their teammates. With the help of the PD, all seven men and seven women present put on heart rate monitoring bracelets.

Wu Qian, who had long harbored feelings for Nazha, immediately stepped forward. After a moment's thought, he began his charm display: "This bowl is so big and round..."

Naza: "???"

She immediately ran away in a panic, like a frightened little rabbit.

If she weren't forbidden from swearing in front of the camera, she would definitely have said, "This guy is sick."

Seeing that he had been turned away, Wu Qian was immediately annoyed. He then turned to look at the sweet-looking Tang Yixin.

Tang Yixin witnessed Wu Qian's inexplicable and bizarre actions and hurriedly looked away in a panic.

Seeing Wu Qian's humiliation, You Han felt disdain.

You jerk! You just go up there and start acting all awkward. Do you think they're your brainless female fans who can be charmed with a flick of their finger?
Don't you know that girls need to be pampered?!
With his hands in his pockets and a cool expression on his face, You Han walked towards Dilraba. Just thinking about what he was going to do later made him secretly happy.

This would surely drive Dilraba crazy!

Then, amidst Reba's bewildered gaze, You Han, who had approached, suddenly said in a low, bubbly voice, "Reba, we've both gone too far!"

Dilraba: "...?"

"Too...too much of what?"

"You are too beautiful, and I am too fascinated!"

Reba: "Huh?"

Oh? I'm such a smooth talker, and your heart hasn't even gone off yet?

Woman, what are you being so reserved about?
You Han deepened his vocal fry, his entire being sounding like an electric guitar as he unleashed another attack: "Do you know what I'm lacking?"

Dilraba stared blankly at the man making the strange noises in front of her, at a loss for what to do: "I don't know..."

You Han's voice trembled as he drew out his words with deep affection: "You're... a little... lacking."

Dilraba: "..."

She suddenly felt a chill run through her body. The other person's inexplicable and awkward flirting sent shivers down her spine, making her fair and smooth arms break out in goosebumps.

Yu Han was a little confused by Dilraba's unexpected reaction. He was a domineering CEO playing a role that was quite different from his usual self. Logically speaking, shouldn't a normal woman have been completely captivated by him by now?
Weird!
Does this woman like a strong, assertive type?
Thinking this, You Han immediately changed his strategy, then straightened his back coolly, and put on his hands in his pockets, true to his nature: "Woman, be my teammate, I would rather be covered in wounds myself than let you be safe for the rest of my life!"

"Ahhhhh!" Reba screamed, as if she had received a great shock. She ran to Lu Ming and hid behind him, saying, "Brother, that guy is sick! He's a lunatic!"

Lü Ming: "..."

(End of this chapter)