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Chapter 67: Netizens Burst into Laughter! Sister Zheng Goes Drunk and Crazy Too?! [Seeking Monthly Tickets!]

Lu Ming didn't say anything, but just quietly watched the female host perform alone.

Meanwhile, Sister Zheng, sitting in the audience, stared in disbelief at the outspoken Yi Yi, silently admiring her courage. She hadn't expected that there was another expert besides herself.

Ever since she saw Teacher Hua being carried away, she didn't know if she was in high spirits or had mixed feelings. In any case, people drink when they are happy and when they are sad. Coincidentally, the program's sponsor, Jiang Xiaobai, had two bottles placed on the table in front of each of the three mentors to be displayed on camera. Sister Zheng had already been secretly drinking for a while, and her face looked rosy.

Because everyone's attention was on Lü Ming, and she had been mostly silent lately, and the live stream didn't give her much screen time, no one noticed.

Yi Yi was completely oblivious. She looked over with a fake smile and said in a teasing tone, "Teacher Lü Ming, you're not angry, are you?"

"Yes, I'm angry!" Lu Ming said seriously.

Yi Yi: "???"

This unexpected response abruptly interrupted the long list of words she had prepared in her mind. She looked somewhat bewildered, and her face was immediately filled with embarrassment.

In my two years of hosting experience, I have never seen a contestant who is so unconventional.

Seeing this, Zhang Shaogang silently mourned for the sisters.

Tell me, why did you have to provoke this guy?
Although he craved attention and screen time, he didn't dare openly oppose a nobody, especially after witnessing Teacher Hua's miserable state from the audience. He was mainly trying to piggyback on her fame. This girl, on the other hand, was both incompetent and loved to play around. She originally wanted to embarrass the nobody, but now she's the one who's been left speechless by the nobody's words...

“Haha, Lu Ming is really humorous, so…” Zhang Shaogang was about to salvage the situation, but Lu Ming interrupted him before he could finish his sentence: “Do you think this is humorous?”

"Uh...no...isn't it funny?" Zhang Shaogang's expression was stiff.

Lu Ming's face was stern, his eyes devoid of any human touch, only filled with the purest desire to attack: "Humorous?"

Zhang Shaogang: "..."

He had no doubt that if he dared to get involved again, Huka would bombard him with insults just like he did with Teacher Hua. After all, he knew that he had far more dirt on him than Teacher Hua. So, feeling guilty, Zhang Shaogang immediately shut up and stood to the side, keeping his eyes down and not daring to utter a single word.

Lu Ming looked at Yi Yi, his expression serious:
"What right do you have to give me a score? Do you even understand music? Are you a mentor? Or do you have a lot of original songs, or are you being paid by someone to deliberately target me? And what's the logic behind giving me a 0.5 score? Please give me and everyone else a convincing reason!"

Yi Yi was at a loss; things were developing in a way that was completely different from what she had envisioned.

Feeling so wronged, her eyes immediately welled up with tears, and her voice choked with sobs: "Teacher Lü Ming, why are you being so aggressive towards a girl like me? I was just trying to lighten the mood, I didn't expect you to be so narrow-minded..."

"Is this how you liven things up?" Lu Ming growled. "Crying? What are you crying for!"

He suddenly growled in a serious tone, which startled Yi Yi, who was preparing to use moral blackmail. Perhaps she was genuinely frightened, or perhaps she had been building up her emotions for a while. The woman let out a "whoosh" and started dropping small pearls in front of the camera.

"You look respectable, but you're incredibly cunning. Now that your moral blackmail failed, are you trying to play the rogue and avoid the issue? I must say, you're really shrewd. When it comes to scheming, I'd give you 100 points, because you're full of tricks!"

"You wouldn't happen to be the kind of 'green tea' who likes to talk badly about classmates behind their backs and sow discord among roommates since you were little, would you?"

Yi Yi's face immediately turned panicked, and she cried out in a sob, "I didn't! How could you, a grown man, slander a girl like this? Your heart is so dark!"

If it were an ordinary person, they might really be defeated by this combo. Afterwards, Yi Yi could post it online and play the victim, making a fortune in traffic. But unfortunately, she encountered Lü Ming.

"Are you still pretending to be wronged? Being belittled and suppressed by a host for no reason, shouldn't I be the one who feels wronged? Please, sister, times have changed. It's not the era where whoever cries is right anymore. Sister Zheng used to cry three times a day, threatened to hang herself at the drop of a hat, and would occasionally rush up and bite me in a fit of rage. Did you see her ever call black white?"

Lü Ming gave a lukewarm example.

Sister Zheng: "??!"

Damn it, I'm going to eat your rice!
Uh... it seems I actually ate it...

"Right is right, wrong is wrong. I advise you to put away your little scheme of inciting emotions and honestly explain your scoring logic to everyone."

"If you want to grab attention and get traffic, how can you have such a fragile mental capacity?"

Yi Yi looked flustered, her brows furrowed with confusion.

She thought the obscure celebrity was just acting crazy, especially after seeing Yu Han and other celebrities in the Chinese entertainment industry sharing the obscure celebrity's negative publicity last night, each of them making a killing. She felt that she could take advantage of the situation and use her position as a host to gain some attention and resources to elevate her status. So she did it without hesitation.

Unexpectedly, this person's thinking was so clear that he pushed her from the moral high ground to the abyss in just a few words.

When a normal celebrity encounters a similar situation, wouldn't they just let her do whatever she wants?

Seeing the host who had spoken up for him rendered speechless by Lü Ming's rebuttal, looking pitiful and wiping away tears, Li Changfeng, overflowing with sympathy, said, "You bum, can't you, a grown man, have a little more magnanimity? He just said a few words from the heart and you're already getting worked up. How can you be so narrow-minded!"

Yi Yi's eyes lit up, and she thought to herself that Feng Feng was a truly honest and kind person!
"Fengfeng, I was just trying to lighten the mood."

"Is this how you liven up the atmosphere?!" Li Changfeng glared. "And who gave you permission to call me that irritating title?!"

Lu Ming pointed at Yi Yi: "Then you'll have to ask her."

Yi Yi: “…”

Okay, the boomerang has returned...

Seeing that the situation couldn't remain awkward, Yi Yi had no choice but to resort to her pre-prepared explanation:
"I'm giving you 0.5 points only because I was attracted by your socks. They're really ugly. And look at Teacher Feng Feng, he was singing and dancing so much that his clothes were soaked through after just one song. All you did the whole time was shake your wrist. With such an obvious difference, you definitely only deserve 0.5 points. If my low score makes Teacher Lü Ming angry, then I apologize!"

Before anyone could react, she wiped away her tears, bowed to Lü Ming, and then stood weak and helpless in front of the camera, her face full of grievance.

Is my eye deceiving me, or is my ear deceiving me?

How did she manage to say something so outrageous in such a serious tone?

Hearing this explosive reason, even the comments section was filled with ellipses. When people are speechless, they really don't even bother to curse.

Li Changfeng glanced at the socks on Lü Ming's shoes: "Your socks are really ugly!"

【…】

There are still experts!

Li Changfeng, who was determined to be hostile to the obscure host, didn't think there was anything wrong with this reason. Seeing that Lü Ming seemed to be choked, he immediately started exchanging glances with Yi Yi with a happy expression. This was the only person who was willing to speak up for him even though he hadn't paid her. Li Changfeng decided that if he could take down the obscure host today, he would definitely add this host as a friend and flirt with him properly when he got back tonight!
Although he's not exactly handsome, he's not picky!

Lu Ming remained silent for several seconds, then pointed speechlessly at the audience below. He felt it wasn't worth arguing with someone of such low intelligence: "Can you get off the stage?"

"Contestant Lü Ming, even if you're popular and a big star, does that give you the right to bully people? I may just be a small-time host, but I still have dignity!" Yi Yi's eyes flashed with cunning, her previous tearful expression completely changed, and her attitude became extremely tough.

She felt that Lü Ming was speechless and didn't know how to refute her, and that's why he said the wrong thing because he was out of his mind.

Li Changfeng: "Exactly! Who do you think you are? As a public figure, how can you be so arrogant, swearing in public like that? Don't you have any sense of propriety...?"

Suddenly, Lü Ming pulled out a handful of bright red ghost peppers from his pocket and, taking advantage of Li Changfeng's open mouth to speak, shoved two into his mouth: "You're too noisy!"

Li Changfeng suddenly felt something in his mouth. He chewed it twice out of instinct. The next second, he felt an extremely spicy smell pass through his mouth and nose. In an instant, his brain was filled with blood, his legs straightened, and his eyes rolled back!
Zhang Shaogang: "??!"

Teacher Yang: "?!!"

Sister Zheng: "!!!"

Everyone present stared wide-eyed.

Li Changfeng was immediately choked and tears welled up in his eyes. He squatted on the ground and coughed violently: "What is this? What is this? It's so spicy... Ugh, my throat is burning!"

"Water, give me water!"

"I was planning to use this to cook with you when I treated you to dinner tonight, but now you're getting a freebie!" Lu Ming snorted. "These are ghost peppers that I specially air-freighted from India. It's a treat for you to try something good!"

"You idiot, I'll kill you!" Li Changfeng cursed angrily, and immediately stepped forward to grab Lü Ming by the neck. However, before Lü Ming could resist, he let go and searched around with red eyes, shouting, "Water! Water! Give me water!"

Holy crap! 6666!

[Why does this obscure celebrity carry food with him? Dude, other idols pull out a Durex condom from their pocket, but you pull out a bunch of ghost peppers? Does that make sense?]

[Too abstract!]

In a sense, this can be seen as a manifestation of his concern for being banned!

He had previously said he would treat Feng Feng to a meal, and it turns out he wasn't joking; he actually brought his own ingredients!

I'm going to die laughing at you guys!

Hearing Li Changfeng's screams on stage, Sister Zheng, who was already slightly drunk, suddenly noticed another unopened bottle of Jiang Xiaobai on the table in front of her. She grabbed it, ran up to the stage, and handed it to Li Changfeng, saying, "The water's here!"

Li Changfeng took it without hesitation and drank two large gulps.

The next second, the young man suddenly straightened his legs as if he were having a spasm, and the wine bottle in his hand fell to the ground. Tears streamed down his face as he cried out, "Ahhhhhh!"

Perhaps because the combination of ghost peppers and baijiu was too stimulating to the taste buds, Li Changfeng, with a ferocious expression, lay down and slammed his head against the floor, making a 'thump thump thump' sound.

"Huh? Isn't this water?" Sister Zheng's eyes were glazed over. "Oh dear, I've made a mistake, this is actually liquor!"

Immediately, Sister Zheng picked up the bottle that Feng Feng had thrown on the ground, and said in a high-pitched voice to the camera: "Who is the King of Singers invites you to taste Jiang Xiaobai! A baijiu that even Feng Feng would scream with excitement after drinking it... Your story with Feng Feng will always ferment in an alley!"

【? ? ? 】

【Pfft! 】

[I'm fucking dumbfounded! Whose subordinate is this?!]

Why is Sister Zheng starting to do abstract art now?

Judging from her appearance, she's clearly a little drunk.

When did she drink? I didn't notice.

[I'm dying of laughter! Has Sister Zheng learned the essence of drunken madness from that nobody?]

[@Jiangxiaobai: Send me the money!]

"You vicious woman! You did this on purpose, you absolutely did it on purpose! You two are trying to kill me together! I'll kill you both, you adulterous couple, sooner or later!"

"Awoooooo... Help me..."

"Get me some water right now!"

Li Changfeng was so spicy that tears streamed down his face, he was talking nonsense, and he rolled on the ground screaming in agony.

Sister Zheng: "..."

Lü Ming: "..."

The two looked at each other, speechless.

Netizens were laughing so hard their faces were blurred from the two's doubles performance that even the crowded audience nearby couldn't help but burst into laughter.

[Feng Feng is practically dying from the spiciness, and you bunch of bastards are still gloating here. If anything happens to our Gege, I'll make sure everyone who's been smeared dies with him!]

[Sister Zheng didn't mean to let me eat this!]

[How much money did that nobody pay you to be so helpful to him?!]

[Sima Huka, when he can't compete with us in banning things, he resorts to underhanded tactics. Is there no justice left?!]

[You guys keep taking every opportunity to disgust Hu Ka, but Bees never even mention it. Besides, ghost peppers are a top-tier delicacy, okay? Even I, a spice lover, am drooling over them. Bees, don't take your good fortune for granted!]

[Exactly, even though this nobody's already so popular, they still think of their old friend. Before the finals, they specially airlifted ghost peppers from India. Isn't that enough to show how much they value their idol?]

Doesn't anyone find this outrageous? Isn't this washed-up celebrity afraid of his career collapsing from making such a public spectacle?

Why do you think he's called "Huka" (糊咖)?

Yi Yi stared in disbelief at the few remaining bright red chilies in Lü Ming's hand. Just looking at their color and Li Changfeng's disheveled appearance as he rolled on the ground, she felt her stomach acid churning.

Looking at Lü Ming walking towards her, she was filled with panic. Although she was certain that he would never dare to do anything to her in front of so many viewers, the sight of the chili peppers in Lü Ming's hand made her so timid that she kept backing away: "I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm a host from Jiangzhe TV, and the audience is watching!"

"Yes, you know the audience is watching. I wasn't planning to argue with you, but you took advantage of the opportunity."

"May I ask, what type of program is this?"

Yiyi: "Yin...Yin Zong?"

"So, is there a direct relationship between the judging criteria for music variety shows and the length of socks?"

"Sometimes, I really wonder how your brain works. You're so stupid, yet you think you're so smart. Even elementary school students know that you need to be logical when making excuses, but you don't. You still think you're so clever?"

Yi Yi: "???"

"Even so, visual feedback is still part of the performance, isn't it..." she said, trying to defend herself with a straight face.

But the next second, the drunken Sister Zheng suddenly snatched the devil chili pepper from Lü Ming's hand and rushed forward, yelling, "You green tea bitch! You like to ride on other people's coattails? I'll show you what riding on other people's coattails can do!!"

To Lu Ming's astonishment, Sister Zheng, her face flushed, pried open Yi Yi's mouth with one hand and shoved a ghost chili pepper into it with the other, while turning back to Lu Ming and saying, "Help me hold her down!"

Lü Ming: "..."

No, lady, what's wrong with you?

I told you to stop bothering me and stop playing the victim, but I never said I would stand on the same side as you against external threats.

"I can't even get a chance to ride on my ex's coattails, and you, you bitch, are trying to play dirty? I'll let you ride on my coattails, I'll let you ride on my coattails! How's the chili pepper? How's my big chili pepper?"

"say!!"

With a dazed look on her face, Sister Zheng roughly pressed Yi Yi down on the stage. Yi Yi bit her lip tightly and refused to open her mouth. Then, the next second, a crisp 'snap' sound suddenly came from the air.

Surprisingly, Sister Zheng slapped Yi Yi hard across the face, leaving her completely stunned!
The next second, she had two ghost peppers in her mouth. Yi Yi was so burned by the peppers that tears and snot streamed down her face, and she let out a series of heart-wrenching screams: "Ahhhhh!"

"Help me!!"

In the struggle, she finally managed to push away the drunken and deranged Sister Zheng, not even bothering to straighten her clothes. At this moment, she no longer pretended to be weak or aggrieved. She fled in panic, cursing angrily, "Madwoman!"

As a result, because he wasn't looking where he was going, he accidentally stepped off the edge of the stage and fell hard to the ground, screaming in pain.

Having completely let loose, Sister Zheng wasn't about to give up. She screamed on stage and pounced on her like a hungry tiger, muttering "bitch" all the while.

To everyone's disbelief, one of them fled backstage crying for his parents, while the other chased after him and never came out again, leaving only piercing screams echoing through the air...

Not only were the audience stunned, but even Lü Ming looked bewildered.

……

(End of this chapter)