This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur
Chapter 50: Utterly in an uproar! Madness! Everyone's gone mad! A little madness is good! [Spon
Chapter 50: Utterly in an uproar! Madness! Everyone's gone mad! A little madness is good! [Sponsored by Alliance Leader Yong Su]
So, if you hadn't heard Yang's songs as a kid, you would have been this amazing by now? In that case, Yang is at least a scourge on any struggling artist's career.
[Dude, you actually believe what this washed-up guy says?]
[You really have to believe this. While obscure artists might talk nonsense about other things, their singing style requires a lot of time to develop. The level of authenticity he's capable of, even blindfolded, couldn't be achieved without seven or eight years of dedicated practice.]
【It really is! 】
Teacher Yang's face darkened as she listened to Lü Ming's resolute accusations.
He was trembling uncontrollably, as if he was about to explode at any moment.
Unaware of what was happening, Lü Ming looked down at the audience and said earnestly:
"Teacher Yang, you're not even fifty yet, and you still have a long road ahead of you. But the Chinese music scene has really been in a slump for far too long. Please don't be so narrow-minded. Can you learn more from the younger generation? Admitting that I'm good isn't that hard. After all, although you're older than me, more experienced, and have more life experience than I have, your singing skills aren't as good as mine!"
"If you keep doing this, you can forget about sitting in the audience as a mentor. Go back tonight and change the suffix of your Weibo post to '(Respected Teacher is a Faded Star),' and I'll pass on all the knowledge I've learned in my life to you!"
"I guarantee you'll experience a second spring in your life!"
The audience gasped in surprise, and some couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Suppressing his emotions, Teacher Yang suddenly stood up, and the next second he rolled up his sleeves and rushed towards the stage: "I'll beat you to death, you arrogant bastard!"
"Great Master!" Lu Ming suddenly exclaimed. Teacher Hua looked at him almost instinctively, and then, to her bewilderment, Lu Ming grabbed the microphone and shouted, "That's right, I'm talking about you, Great Master! Teacher Yang has been cursed and is trying to harm me! Teacher Hua, please quickly perform an exorcism!"
Teacher Hua: "??!"
Damn it, is this bastard crazy?!
Opening an altar to exorcise evil spirits? I'll exorcise your mother's ass!
Teacher Hua stood up abruptly from her seat!
He was about to call Sister Zheng to follow in Teacher Yang's footsteps and rush onto the stage to make things look good when he glanced to the side and realized that Sister Zheng, who had been sitting with them before, had disappeared. Just as he was wondering about this, Sister Zheng came running over in a large basket from somewhere.
Teacher Hua asked in surprise, "Where have you been?"
"Here you go." Sister Zheng casually took two raw eggs from the basket and handed them to Teacher Hua. It was only then that the young man noticed that this woman had brought a whole basket of eggs from somewhere!
What is she going to do? !
The next second, Sister Zheng answered his doubts with her actions. The woman quickly came to the front of the stage, grabbed a raw egg from the basket, and threw it at Lü Ming!
Boom!
Because he was too weak, he failed to throw the egg and it exploded on the floor, scattering egg liquid everywhere.
Sister Zheng took another egg from the basket and threw it again!
Seeing this, Teacher Hua was overjoyed and stepped forward: "You bum! Even if you were on this stage today, it wouldn't be enough to make up for your offense against me!"
He suddenly threw the raw egg in his hand with great force, aiming it at Lü Ming. Because the throw was obviously driven by emotion, the force was great. The egg was in front of Lü Ming in the blink of an eye. Before he could react, Teacher Yang had already rushed over and was about to grab him when he suddenly felt a heavy blow to the back of his head!
boom! ! !
The immense force of the impact made him feel dizzy and almost caused him to faint on the stage.
"What happened..." Teacher Yang felt as if something had exploded on the back of his head. He touched it, feeling dizzy, and immediately felt something sticky on his hand: "Blood, it's blood, I'm bleeding from the back of my head!"
"Teacher Yang, look at you, your eyesight is so bad that you can even mistake egg yolk for blood. Instead of wasting time in the Chinese music scene, you should take this opportunity to give yourself a break and go to the hospital to get your eyes and brain checked." Lu Ming mocked, "But to be honest, it's obvious that you and Teacher Hua have had quite a few disagreements."
Teacher Yang: “?!”
You damn blabbermouth, are you never going to stop talking nonsense?!
"You idiot! Shut your stinking mouth!" Teacher Hua shouted angrily when she saw Lü Ming cricketing on the stage, and then swung the egg in her left hand at Lü Ming.
However, because he is right-handed, his accuracy deviated slightly.
Hearing the noise behind him, Teacher Yang subconsciously turned around. The next second, he saw a rapidly flying egg appear in his line of sight. He suddenly squatted down to dodge, but the next second, instead of dodging, his instinctive reaction caused his forehead to land right where the egg was going to hit.
boom! !
A raw egg flew in and hit him right between the eyebrows, exploding on his forehead.
"Aaaaah!" Teacher Yang felt dizzy and her vision went black. She was almost knocked unconscious on the spot!
"Grand Mage, you don't even need to chant or cast spells now, you just unleash explosive damage right from the start?" Lu Ming silently gave Teacher Hua a thumbs up in the audience: "A food-type mage, terrifyingly powerful. With this kind of strength, no wonder there's no one in the entire Chinese music scene who can imitate you. The god of the Chinese music scene, I only recognize Teacher Hua!"
"Fuck you! Your mother is a grand mage, your father is a grand mage, your whole family are grand mages!" Teacher Hua's face flushed instantly, and she leaped onto the stage: "How dare you insult me like that? I'll strangle you!!"
Mr. Yang's hair and face were covered in wet egg yolk, and he was completely dazed.
Listening to the blabbermouth rambling on in front of him, anger surged within him, and he suddenly rolled forward, immediately grabbing the man's leg tightly. The moment Teacher Hua pounced, she also grabbed Lü Ming's neck, her expression ferocious: "You better watch out!!"
The two teachers didn't care at all whether they were live streaming or not; their minds were controlled by emotions, and they really didn't want the washed-up star to have a good time.
While sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes to make a face as if he was about to die, Lü Ming dragged Teacher Yang, who was lying on the ground clinging to his legs like a leech, away, shouting in a voice that sounded like he was about to die: "Help... my mentor is killing me!"
"Help! I'll teach you to shut your mouth! I'll teach you to yell!"
Both of them were determined, and no matter how much Lü Ming struggled, they refused to let go.
Teacher Hua pinched harder, and Teacher Yang seized the opportunity to forcefully push Lü Ming to the ground. Then, she used her other arm to swing her fist and punched Lü Ming's waist and back repeatedly!
Standing by the stage, Sister Zheng, who was throwing eggs at the stage one after another, was overjoyed when she saw Lü Ming get his comeuppance. She then frantically grabbed eggs from the basket and threw them around!
The entire live broadcast immediately descended into chaos, with eggs either exploding on the stage or hitting Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua on the body or head.
Those who know her might think she's getting revenge on her ex-boyfriend, while those who don't might think she's rescuing a washed-up celebrity...
"Are you still going to bark like a dog?"
"Still going to play pranks?"
"Let me tell you loudly, Brother Hua, do you even dare to do this again?!"
The two completely ignored Sister Zheng's accidental egg attack that injured their comrades; all that remained in their eyes was the purest desire for revenge. Seeing the drunken idiot being punished, their faces were filled with excitement and satisfaction.
As the alcohol continued to ferment in his body, and his symptoms kicked in, a pleasant notification sound rang in his ears at just the right moment.
[Host detected to be deeply intoxicated; "Music Arrangement Basics" +100!]
Lu Ming had no interest in the reward details. Due to the lack of oxygen and the numbing effect of alcohol, he was dizzy. Lu Ming pushed away Teacher Hua, who was choking him, and then raised his hand and punched Teacher Yang, who was swinging his fist hard at his back!
Snapped! ! !
The resounding slap echoed throughout the studio, and at the same time, it penetrated the already chaotic live broadcast room with remarkable clarity.
For no other reason than the microphone that Lu Ming had been holding was now lying not far away, still in use, which amplified the sound of the slap.
Mr. Yang saw stars and felt a burning pain on his face. He was completely stunned by the slap!
"You dare slap me!" He covered his face in disbelief.
Lu Ming cursed, "Fuck you! I'd beat you to death!"
"I came here to participate in the competition with integrity, and you bunch of bastards have been stirring up trouble online every day, dragging me down, smearing me, and cyberbullying me. It's one thing that you're targeting me, but now you're bullying me and beating me up. Isn't this just bullying an honest person?!"
"Is there no law left?!"
"Is there no law left?!"
"If I don't lose my temper, are you guys just ignoring me?!"
Lu Ming became increasingly agitated as he spoke.
In an instant, completely drunk, he disregarded the occasion and, in a fit of rage, suddenly pulled out a leg and kicked Teacher Yang hard at his feet!
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!" Teacher Yang groaned repeatedly. In his haste, he grabbed Lü Ming's trouser leg and, with all his might, bit down hard on his calf muscle. "Ah!!" Lü Ming cried out in surprise.
Just then, Teacher Hua once again raised her hands and rushed in front of him.
In pain, Lü Ming held down Teacher Yang and suddenly spun left and kicked her with a 'whoosh' sound, knocking the weak Teacher Hua to the ground on the stage. The momentum of the kick caused her to slide nearly two meters before lying flat on the stage, groaning and convulsing in pain.
"Aaaaaah!!" With a scream of agony, Teacher Hua scrambled to her feet, her face contorted in rage, and charged at Lü Ming with a flying kick: "You idiot! I'll kill you!"
Lu Ming suddenly grabbed Teacher Yang from the ground and pulled him up like a chick. Then, he kicked Teacher Yang in the face with a flying kick, which even broke Teacher Yang's nose!
Teacher Yang's face contorted in pain, and blood suddenly welled up from her nose: "Bastard!"
"Huka!!!" Teacher Hua's eyes showed no remorse for accidentally harming an ally, only pure killing intent towards Huka.
Lü Ming also became famous: "Then let's all fucking die!!"
All of a sudden.
The three of them were grabbing each other's hair and collars, punching each other and kicking each other. The impact of each punch was so real that there was no acting involved; it was all pure personal grudges!
In the distance, there was a woman who looked like a pea shooter, launching indiscriminate attacks that affected everyone equally.
The entire studio was in complete chaos!
The audience in the stands had all stood up, staring in disbelief at the scene unfolding on stage. Some were taking photos with their phones, while others were staring in shock. The nearly 1,000-seat audience was completely empty.
“The fight…the fight has begun!”
"This is too crazy!"
At first, they naively thought that these people were just creating a show, but they never expected that these people would really kill each other!
At this moment.
The live stream chat was already buzzing!
【6666! 】
This is absolutely insane!
[Is this content I can watch without paying? I'm a monthly VIP subscriber and I'm so lucky to see this kind of high-energy juicy content, I feel like the production team is losing money hand over fist!]
Even as a yearly SVIP member, I feel that these few minutes of highlights are more than worth the price of admission.
[Huka certainly didn't disappoint us!]
Where there are flops, there will be struggles!
[Isn't this the victim a washed-up actor? I feel so sorry for him. He genuinely came to the competition with his talent, and his amazing singing skills changed the public's preconceived notions about him. He should have been showered with flowers and applause, but instead, this judge attacked my washed-up actor without even asking what happened. Who can he complain to?]
As you know, I rarely support obscure or unpopular celebrities!
[Can't there be some teamwork in a three-on-one situation? If someone else was being bullied, I'd definitely support them, but if the victim is an unknown celebrity, I'd love to see them suffer!]
[The happiest episode for Minghei is here! If you walk by the river long enough, you're bound to get your shoes wet. You bum, you owe Qianbao, Fengfeng, and Teacher Huang, now pay up!]
People were exclaiming "Holy crap!" saying they'd never seen anything like it in their lives. Mingchi, unusually, stood up for his idol. Meanwhile, haters were shouting that fortunes change and that the flop should hurry up and become a flop.
The entire live stream room was a vibrant scene of everyone talking their own way.
……
Backstage at the program location, the place was filled with the incessant chatter of the staff.
The producer, watching this scene, was completely bewildered: "We have a perfectly good music variety show, and this nobody has managed to cause such a huge live broadcast disaster. It's true that there are always wrong names but no wrong nicknames. This bastard is a real troublemaker!"
"What are you standing there for? Hurry up and send someone to pull them apart!"
"If they keep fighting like this, we'll need to call an ambulance!!"
The director was pale. Faced with this sudden live broadcast accident, he was so frightened that his heart was trembling. He had only been in the industry for a year and had never encountered such an outrageous scene before.
Not to mention myself, even the director of the Running Man show next door, a senior figure in the industry, suffered from the downfall of a nobody.
"Pull them apart? How? Who's going to pull them apart? Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua are both big names in the music industry. Look at all of us, who can afford to offend them? If we're held a grudge, our lives are over!" The director was terrified.
The producer yelled, "Then go and pull that nobody away! He's a nobody with no power or influence, what can he do to you?"
"Offending two teachers might just mean getting a hard time, but offending a nobody like him could lead to him getting drunk and acting crazy. He almost got the director and writers into trouble on the other show, Running Man. He's in his most reckless state right now, so who would dare risk their life?"
"And with his physical condition, how could a few strong men possibly stop him?" The director's voice trembled as he spoke.
The producer: "..."
Just then, the phone rang urgently. After the director answered, the excited voice of the president of Tencent Video came from the other end: "Stop all the stage crew from going on stage to obstruct us, let them go crazy!"
"Boss... Boss?!" The director was shocked by the voice on the other end of the phone, then glanced at Teacher Yang, who was being brutally beaten on the ground by Lü Ming: "But Teacher Yang is so old, and his nose is broken. Will he really be alright?!"
"The live stream's viewership has already exceeded 15 billion! The moment they went wild, the peak online viewership record of the Running Man show next door was broken in less than a minute! The more they go wild, the further we leave Kiwi behind!" The man on the other end of the phone exclaimed excitedly, "How many times in a lifetime can you get an opportunity like this? If you miss this one, you might never have another one in decades!"
"Teacher Yang has been washed up for so long, yet he's always trying to find all sorts of ways to ride on the coattails of a washed-up celebrity. This time, the real washed-up celebrity is here, so let him ride on the coattails to his heart's content. Don't let his bruised and swollen face fool you; he's secretly overjoyed!"
"As for Teacher Hua, he's young and can take a beating!"
"Remember, as long as their personal safety isn't endangered, let them do whatever they want!!"
The director felt a chill run down his spine: "But... this is a music variety show!"
"No, we can also be the top-tier singers in the Chinese entertainment industry, like UFC!"
"Get ready to get a raise after tonight. Not just you, but everyone in the entire production team will have their salary doubled!"
After the phone call ended, the entire production crew's room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
The director remained silent for a long time, gazing at the chaotic stage, before suddenly exclaiming, "Crazy! Everyone's crazy! It's good that they're a little crazy!"
……
at the same time.
On the stage, brightly lit.
In desperation, Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua both started acting like vicious dogs, chasing after Lu Ming's good flesh and tearing at it frantically, so much so that Lu Ming didn't dare to get close. Even Sister Zheng, who was out of ammunition, rushed onto the stage and grabbed a basket to smash over Lu Ming's body.
In his drunken state, Lü Ming saw nothing but his opponent for the night!
"I'll do a left-side straight kick!"
"A right whip kick!"
"Lightning Five-Strike Whip!!"
……
I have successfully completed the task, updating a total of 15,000 signatures today, finishing at 3 a.m.
I've finally paid back the bonus chapter for my brother [Yong Su] who was the leader of the alliance.
I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.
The author wishes you once again a happy life, all the best, good fortune, and wealth from all directions!
(End of this chapter)
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