This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur

Chapter 5: A God-like Debut! Celebrities Collectively Undergo Stomach Pumping, Netizens Are Laughing Uncontrollably! [Requesting Recommendation Votes]

Wu Qian, who had previously wanted to skin Lü Ming alive, was now deflated: "Put your things down. If there's a problem, let's sit down and talk it over!"

The other popular young male celebrities chimed in:

"Exactly, we're all friends, there's absolutely no need to escalate this to this point."

A production manager quickly carried a camera to the door and revealed the scene inside the room to the puzzled audience.

At this moment, Teacher Huang was slumped on the ground, trembling all over.

An unpleasant smell spread through the air...

Holding an open pressure cooker, Lü Ming posed as if splashing water, leaning forward with his back arched. Under the high-definition camera, the half-pot of murky, thick soup was clearly visible to countless netizens, who could even see some dark residue in it.

What is this thing?!
"I'm warning you, nobody's going anywhere, and nobody's backing down. If anyone moves again, I'll make them taste this whole pot of delicious food!"

The crowd was parched and could only slowly back away.

The grandson in the ditch had already made his move, and with just a little effort, he could splash the thick soup in the pot all over them. Although they could bet that their running speed would be faster than the speed at which the soup splashed, they really didn't dare to gamble when they saw that half a bar of soup.

"You're still leaving?! You're still leaving?!"

"If anyone leaves again, I'll pour water on Teacher Huang!"

As he spoke, Lü Ming turned the blame on Teacher Huang, who was slumped on the ground.

Teacher Huang's eyes were filled with terror, and her legs went weak!
He swore that he had worked hard in the Chinese entertainment industry for most of his life and had experienced countless ups and downs, and he had never been afraid. But this time, he was truly afraid!

Seeing the fearless look in the young man's eyes, Teacher Huang's teeth chattered: "All of you, stop right there!"

Everyone stopped in their tracks.

Teacher Huang's expression softened: "My child, do you remember? When you had that accident, I even tried to comfort you on Weibo, telling you not to be too sad..."

It would have been fine if Teacher Huang hadn't mentioned his own troubles, but the fact that he brought it up inexplicably ignited a fire of anger in Lü Ming.

"You're fucking riding my coattails, profiting from my misfortune, manipulating public opinion, and practically hoping I'll be cyberbullied. Today you came to the Mushroom House and are treating me like a laborer. Is this how you're trying to comfort me?"

Seeing Lü Ming's agitated state, Teacher Huang trembled with fear:

"Uncle admits that it was a bit inconsiderate of me to let you cook all the meals today, but I did it for your own good..."

"Say one more word, and believe me, I'll give you a hot bath right now with this huge pot of delicious food!" With that, Lü Ming raised the pot high in his hand.

Teacher Huang was visibly panicked!
Everyone was startled:
"calm!"

"You need to calm down!"

Perhaps due to his intoxication, Lü Ming was extremely excited at this moment. He didn't care about status, position, or social etiquette. In Lü Ming's mind, there were only eight primal words.

Life and death are bearish, if you don't agree, just do it!
"calm?"

"I'm absolutely not calm right now!"

“I’m just an ordinary person. I just want to live my life well. But for no reason, I’ve become the target of everyone’s attacks online. You all criticize and gossip about me, as if everyone wants to kick me while I’m down. We’re not related, we have no grudges against each other, so why do you have to pick on me?”

"I was inexplicably cyberbullied, inexplicably condemned by everyone, and inexplicably criticized by thousands."

"I have never resisted your accusations and condemnation online. I thought that as long as I backed down, things would pass."

"I was wrong. Kindness is not understood; instead, it makes the abuser bully me even more!"

"Since arriving here, I've been blamed, forced to cook, and now I'm being threatened by you!"

"Fuck you!"

"I'm going to kill you all!"

As Lü Ming spoke, he became more and more agitated. His eyes gradually turned fierce, and his gaze swept over the crowd. The group of popular young celebrities who were being stared at by him felt as if they were being targeted by a starving wolf. Instinctively, they dared not meet his eyes, and they were all timid.

[Teacher Wu's expressive eyes (Liang Kun version)] played a role at this moment, and even he himself was completely unaware of it.

Lu Ming stared at Teacher Huang with murderous intent, the killing intent in his eyes almost tangible.

Li Changfeng warned, "If anything happens to Teacher Huang, there will be no place for you in the entire Chinese entertainment industry. Think about your love, think about your future, think about your life!"

Threat?

People whose consciousness is numbed by alcohol are incredibly bold!
"Damn it, you're so high and mighty, you're all good people, everyone loves you!"

"My love just ended, and because of you, I'm now penniless, destitute, and have no future! You forced me into this wretched place, slandered and smeared me, isolated and bullied me, and now you can turn around and threaten me with a clear conscience!"

Lu Ming's murderous gaze at this moment was like that of a ferocious beast staring at its prey, making people tremble involuntarily.

"I'm warning you, don't do anything stupid, or no one in the entertainment industry can save you!" Wu Qian subconsciously took two steps back and warned.

"I'm not afraid of anyone now!"

"I'm determined to climb to the top, step by step, one step at a time!"

"I'm going to take back everything I've lost!"

"I'm going to wipe out all of you hypocritical bastards!!"

Lu Ming suddenly slammed the pot down, and to everyone's horror, the thick soup poured down from the sky like a torrential rain. Before they could even react, they were soaked to the bone!
"Fuck!"

"Ugh... my eyes, my face, my stomach, I'm filthy!"

Everyone was truly frightened by Lü Ming's imposing presence. They forgot their advantage of having the numbers and were like ants on a hot pan, running around in all directions crying and screaming!

At this moment, Lü Ming was like a war god, carrying a pressure cooker and chasing after everyone, pouring out a crazy amount of liquid!

"Help!"

"He's gone mad! Lü Ming has gone mad!"

"This idiot is drunk and acting crazy, he's going to kill us! Help!!"

"I don't want to go through history!"

Hysterical cries for help echoed through the sky.

The entire Mushroom House was in complete chaos!

Inside the room behind him, Teacher Huang watched this scene with a pale face. He swore that he had never been so terrified in his half-life of the entertainment industry!
Lao Huang shakily stood up from the ground. Seeing Wu Qian fleeing in his direction from Lü Ming's pursuit, he used all his speed to close the door and then used all his strength to block it!

"Teacher Huang! I haven't come in yet!"

"Open the door, open the door quickly!"

"I am Wu Qian!!"

Lao Huang ignored him: "Keep your distance, or you'll splash Shi on me!"

"Ah—" Wu Qian screamed as if he had encountered something terrifying.

【6666! 】

I'm so happy I could pee myself!

[A huge pot of refined vomit is being poured over someone—I wouldn't even dare to imagine such a crazy scene in my dreams! It's too insane!]

[It's getting...it's on fire!]

This is absolutely incredible!!

[Dude, I wasn't this excited even when I watched Might Guy fight Madara!]

[I stood up to watch it; sitting down would be disrespectful to the quality of this episode. You haters are always criticizing Chinese variety shows for lacking entertainment value and being so awkward it's cringe-worthy. I ask you, who didn't exclaim "Holy crap!" after watching this episode?]

If you're not laughing after reading this, you can basically be diagnosed with severe depression!

[Depression? In just a short while, my son, who hadn't laughed for three years after being diagnosed with depression, is now as cheerful as a monkey!]

[A miracle doctor!]

[I feel like the production team is losing money to see such explosive content without spending any money!]

[This episode is going to be legendary!] [I was terrified by his fierce gaze just now. If you replaced the pot in his hand with a cold weapon, I really think this scene would be perfectly believable. If he had used his talent to hone his acting skills earlier, with his looks and talent, he might have really made a name for himself in the Chinese entertainment industry.]

You know what, for a fleeting moment, I thought I saw a shadow of an old friend in him.

[Zhao Gao: To use my line, you have quite the airs of an official!]

[Friendly reminder: Do not attempt to threaten a drunk person, especially a young person!]

【…】

The onlookers were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their computers.

Some netizens who witnessed the entire live stream did not think Lü Ming had done anything wrong.

On the contrary, people felt a strange sense of warmth and satisfaction when they saw his fearless attitude in the face of threats from a group of industry bigwigs and seniors.

Perhaps this person did what they had always wanted to do but dared not do. After all, in a society that follows social norms, many people choose to swallow their anger when faced with oppression from those in power, and very few dare to say 'no' to bullying. It is appalling that he would pin history on the oppressors!
"Director...director, are we just going to let him go crazy like this?" The crew members kept their distance.

The director remained silent, only observing the data in the live stream. After a while, he finally replied, "If you don't want to get involved with Shi before he runs out of ammunition, waiting is the best option!"

"But director, it seems like Qian-ge has already been choked unconscious. Aren't you going to do anything about it?" Someone pointed to Wu Qian, who was lying flat in the courtyard of the Mushroom House not far away, his eyes rolling back.

"You have to trust science. High temperatures kill bacteria. Even if it's a thesis defense, being cooked in a pressure cooker won't make you sick. At most, you might suffer some minor psychological trauma, but you won't die!" the director said confidently.

All the staff members of the production team felt that what the director said made perfect sense.

"Director, why do you know so much about this?" a PD asked curiously.

A kind-hearted fellow beside me warned, "Shh! If you don't want to get fired tomorrow for stepping into the Mushroom House with your right foot first, you'd better not ask too many questions!"

director:"……"

During the exchange among the group.

Lu Ming was out of ammunition and supplies. Looking at the mess in the yard and the group of young celebrities still crying and wailing, Lu Ming's anger subsided a lot. He silently found a chair and sat down.

After the passion fades, what follows is endless emptiness!

He silently found the bottle of liquor he had opened earlier, took two big gulps, and the spicy liquor went down his throat. The scalding sensation immediately made him forget the distracting thoughts in his mind. Lü Ming couldn't help but exclaim how refreshing it was!
[Host detected to be in a state of deep intoxication, "Basic Dialogue" +20!]

[Advanced "Dialogue Basics": LV2!]

Hearing that Lü Ming's shouts of violence had stopped outside, Teacher Huang cautiously pushed the door open a crack to observe the situation.

Sitting in the chair, Lü Ming turned around and let out a series of incomprehensible hums in an extremely strange voice: "%￥*@!"

Teacher Huang: "!!!"

boom!
A loud slam of the door slammed shut, drawing in Lü Ming, who hadn't even noticed Teacher Huang. Holding a bottle of liquor, he staggered towards the room, muttering incoherently, "Teacher Huang... Teacher Huang... Teacher Huang..."

Under the pitch-black night sky, Teacher Huang, who had been blocking the door with all her might, felt as if ants were crawling on her chest and her whole body was itching: "Are you fucking calling my soul out there?!"

Lu Ming remained silent, only pushing the door open repeatedly.

"Don't come in!"

"I have no grudge against you, so please let me go!"

"Stop pushing! I'm begging you, please?!"

Just as Lao Huang was at a loss, Li Chang roared, "He has nothing left in his hands, what are you still doing hiding in there?"

"You beast, I'm going to kill you today!!"

Li Changfeng charged forward, his body riddled with wounds.

Lu Ming turned around and saw that Feng Ge, who had been shouting and fighting just a second ago, was hunched over and gasping for breath not far from him, making hiccuping sounds.

"Look what I've given my brother, he's stuffed!"

"Dude, if you ever crave some fancy food, just give me a call, and I'll come all the way to your house to make it for you next time!"

Lu Ming, his eyes still heavy with sleep, said in a drunken daze.

Upon hearing this, Li Changfeng, who had been able to endure it, immediately vomited!
Feng Ge remained silent, only dry heaving.

Damn it, I'll take your life sooner or later!
……

Not long after.

As the sirens grew closer, an ambulance pulled up in front of the Mushroom House courtyard. Before the paramedics even got out, Wu Qian, who had been lying on the ground like a corpse, suddenly saw a savior and scrambled toward the ambulance.

"I'm here, I'm here! My stomach is poisoned, give me a stomach lavage!"

Seeing this, the other popular young male celebrities quickly called out:
"And I!"

"I don't think I'll make it to the hospital, wash me now!"

"me too!"

Li Changfeng stared at Lü Ming and muttered some curses, but Lü Ming, who was already deeply drunk and had completely lost his hearing, didn't hear what the other person said at all. Instead, he laughed and replied, "No more, really not a drop left. Even if you're still not full, you'll have to wait until next time..."

"Fuck you!"

Feng Ge broke down and cursed, then jumped into the ambulance.

The already cramped space now felt even more congested.

Seeing that no one paid any attention to him, Lü Ming leaned against the door frame and fell asleep with a thud.

Seeing that the boy was so drunk he couldn't open his eyes, Teacher Huang breathed a sigh of relief. Just as the ambulance was about to leave, he hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute, I haven't gotten in yet!"

"Let's go, he's fine!" Wu Qian urged the driver, still full of resentment.

Fortunately, the driver was reasonable and waited for Teacher Huang to get in the car before taking the car full of celebrities to the nearest hospital for stomach pumping.

With the absence of the celebrities, this episode of Mushroom House's live stream came to an end, and shortly after, the live stream on Kiwi TV was shut down.

"It's finally over!" Looking at the mess on the ground, Teacher He pondered for a moment, then called the director over and said, "Call his agent and have them come and pick him up tonight!"

"It doesn't have to be this rushed. The guests only arrived this afternoon, and there's still one episode of breakfast and working in the fields that needs to be re-recorded. How about we carry him inside and let him sleep for a while?" the director suggested.

Just now, he received a call from his boss, who assured him that the show would continue recording and that he would take responsibility for any problems that arose. With the boss's guarantee, and having personally witnessed the live stream's popularity breaking multiple records in the history of Chinese variety shows, the director knew perfectly well that this was his chance to make history!
"You're still planning to let him make breakfast?" Teacher He's eyes widened.

The director seemed a little guilty when asked: "No, it's not that. Today, it was just that Teacher Huang wanted to be lazy, which caused the live broadcast accident. After Teacher Huang and the others come back from getting their stomachs pumped, our head chef will definitely cook tomorrow."

"Do you think that after this incident, Teacher Huang might poison the breakfast?"

director:"……"

He didn't know about others, but he was certain that if Lü Ming dared to take a bite, he would probably be going to meet the King of Hell right away!

"Besides, we don't even need to wait until tomorrow morning. When they come back from getting their stomach pumped and see this kid so drunk, do you think he'll survive the night?" Teacher He said helplessly.

director:"……"

Although he really wanted to seize this opportunity to change his fate, for safety reasons, half an hour later, he reluctantly watched as Lü Ming got into his agent's car and drove far away from the country road outside the Mushroom House.

Looking at the car's taillights, both the director of Mushroom House and Teacher He had very complicated emotions.

There is no right or wrong in the entertainment industry, only interests.

Because the hashtag #ZhengMingBreakup# has become incredibly popular across the internet, all sorts of people in the entertainment industry are rushing to ride its coattails. Even some obscure celebrities are trying to get some screen time at this critical juncture of explosive attention.

No one cares who was right or wrong in the breakup between Sister Zheng and Lü Ming. All they know is that they can't afford to offend Sister Zheng, but they still want media attention and traffic, so dragging Lü Ming down has undoubtedly become the best option.

After all, a top-tier celebrity who rose to fame through his ex-girlfriend was exposed to have collapsed due to a series of scandals after their breakup. It's only a matter of time before he fades out of the entertainment industry. Naturally, no one is afraid to offend such a small fry who poses no threat to them whatsoever.

This kid has caused such a huge mess; after this parting, we'll probably never see each other again in this lifetime.

……

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