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Chapter 40 Lü Ming: Say you like me! Dilraba : I like you! [Requesting monthly votes]
Chapter 40 Lü Ming: Say you like me! Dilraba (crying): I like you! [Requesting monthly votes]
"Bro, has anyone ever told you that you're a show-off?"
Lu Ming took another sip of wine: "We came without fear of wind and rain, and we will leave without fear of what people say!"
"Are you sure you want to keep talking like this?" Dilraba snorted.
Lu Ming glanced sideways, his brows furrowed with sorrow: "When my bitter eyes are filled with spring, I will tell you about the vibrant life I have witnessed."
"Okay, okay, okay!" Reba suddenly made a cooing voice: "Gegege, I really like the way you look like you need to be pinched now. Do you see clearly what this is? These are my little hands. Isn't it super cute? Do you think it will hurt if my soft little hands slap you on your handsome face?"
Lu Ming suddenly felt nauseous, turned his head away, and let out a burp: "Ugh!"
"Hey Gege, am I pretty? Tell me honestly, am I prettier than your ex-girlfriend?"
"Gege, why aren't you saying anything? Are you just naturally quiet?"
"Waaah! Pigeon is naughty, pigeon is bad!"
"I'll give you a little punch in the chest!"
With his microphone muted, Lü Ming looked out the window, his fists clenched, a look of utter misery on his face. As the Ferris wheel slowly rose, he didn't utter another sound, only drinking silently in silence.
[Pfft! Hahaha!]
[No, is one of these two people mentally sound?]
Previously, conversations felt like a human interacting with a machine; now they feel like they're talking to a lunatic!
[Is this really the Dilraba I know? I told you long ago that it's never good for Dilraba to get too close to nobodies, and look at her, she's already infected after such a short time!]
Damn, one's handsome, the other's stunningly beautiful. Even if they don't say a word, they're a feast for the eyes when they're together. And when they start talking, it makes my heart flutter!
[Oh no, these two are here to annoy the audience!]
My mute groom and my mute bride.
……
As the Ferris wheel slowly ascended to a higher position, fireworks suddenly launched in the distance, accompanied by a series of loud bangs, instantly turning the entire sky above Happy Valley into a dazzling and magnificent spectacle.
"Wow!" Reba, who had been disgusted and withdrawn by Lü Ming, saw the fireworks exploding in front of her and excitedly pulled Lü Ming to share the news: "Look, fireworks!"
"so beautiful!"
Lu Ming exclaimed in surprise: "Our production team has booked out the entire Happy Valley, and someone's even setting off fireworks? I bet some rich guy is spending a fortune to please his goddess. No, how beautiful does this woman have to be to make a tycoon so infatuated?"
"What you're saying is really ruining the mood," Dilraba said reproachfully. "Besides, I'm a goddess too, okay? You treated me like that before, so while I'm in a good mood now, if you can say something nice, I might forgive your previous rudeness!"
Her coquettish tone immediately created a slightly ambiguous atmosphere in the air.
【broken! 】
Are they trying to create a romantic pairing?
[This is only the first episode, and the production team is already forcibly pairing us up? Are they even going to stop pretending?]
Under Dilraba's expectant gaze, Lü Ming looked her up and down: "You? A goddess?"
"Any questions?"
Lu Ming scoffed: "Look at you, all disheveled and with a bird's nest on your head. Where do you get the confidence to pretend to be a goddess? If goddesses all look like this, then these fireworks must be dying with regrets. But I think Cinderella could be a passable cosplayer!"
"Are you crazy?!" Dilraba retorted angrily, "You're the one who made me like this, and you're complaining?!"
“If that’s how you think, then there’s nothing I can do.” Lu Ming Xiaoxiong shrugged.
The ambiguous atmosphere that had just begun to emerge, enhanced by the fireworks, vanished instantly.
Silence fell over the cabin.
Lu Ming was drinking while looking out the window when he heard the 'moderate intoxication' warning. Luckily, it was his acting skills. He figured that if he finished the wine in the pot and waited for the alcohol to take effect, he would probably reach the threshold of deep intoxication.
Reba's mood was ruined by Lü Mingyi, and she completely lost interest in watching the fireworks. She instantly transformed from a slightly naive little girl into a dignified leading lady, and the two looked at each other in silence.
Does Alice still think the show is trying to create a romantic pairing?
[Serves him right for being single; you couldn't even seize the opportunity he had!]
【No, when this guy was talking to Sister Zheng before, nine out of ten of his sentences were cheesy pickup lines. Now, with fireworks and a Ferris wheel in this top-notch atmosphere, even though the cheesy pickup lines are a bit corny, if you say them with that face, wouldn't Dilraba be completely smitten?】
[You're all meek and submissive when talking to Sister Zheng, but you're all sharp and aggressive when talking to Dilraba. You're eating so well and you're still acting like a spoiled brat, huh?]
[That's Reba! How come you seem completely uninterested? If our ancestors had been as laid-back as you, they wouldn't have bothered attacking the Western Regions.]
Ever since the breakup, this guy seems to have developed an immunity to beautiful women!
Now that's what a high-quality man looks like!
Alice breathed a sigh of relief; at least their idol hadn't gotten involved with any unknown celebrities. But for some reason, even though it was a good thing, the fans just couldn't be happy.
As the Ferris wheel reached its highest point, dazzling fireworks exploded one after another, and colorful lights flashed in succession. Lü Ming, who was leaning against the window and lost in thought, left everyone with a profile view that was impeccably handsome. Especially since he was slightly drunk at this time, coupled with his slightly flushed face, countless female fans took screenshots to save.
Although Alice looked down on the unknown actor, they had to admit that his impeccable good looks were exactly what every girl's aesthetic was looking for.
Everyone licks obsequious celebrities, but no one ever says they're ugly.
The key to "beautiful waste" isn't waste, but "beautiful"!
My sister is a huge anime fan. She never follows celebrities or pays attention to the entertainment industry. She just came into my room to get something and exclaimed that the guy must be a two-dimensional protagonist who broke through the dimensional barrier and descended into reality!
Even as a hater of Ming, I think that this nobody's appearance right now is almost identical to mine after I take a shower.
But looking at that unremarkable guy's profile picture, which looked incredibly handsome under the fireworks, they inexplicably felt a sense of unapproachability from him.
Dilraba also noticed Lü Ming's profile. Under the flashing lights of the fireworks, she admitted that she couldn't take her eyes off him. Lü Ming, completely unaware, changed his position and lay back. In the process of changing his position, he accidentally lifted up his short sleeve, revealing his well-defined four-pack abs.
Dilraba: "?!"
Well, kid, you're using this to test your cadres, aren't you?
Which cadre couldn't withstand such a test?!
My sister has been beautiful since she was a child; who doesn't have some 'assets'?
Dilraba casually tugged at her short-sleeved shirt, revealing her fair and smooth shoulders. She noticed that Lü Ming was watching her out of the corner of her eye. She gave a soft hum and charmingly smoothed her dark hair.
The next second, Lü Ming stretched, moved his arms, and rolled up his short-sleeved shirt again, this time revealing his clearly defined eight-pack abs.
Dilraba responded instantly, coughing lightly, and pulled the opening at her neck down again, further revealing her flawless white collarbone, large enough to hold a coin.
【? ? ? 】
What are those two doing?!
【Wait, is this even allowed to be broadcast? If you guys keep interacting like this, I'm going to take over Weibo!】
[Your Weibo? My Douyin!]
These days, people with a bit of wealth are afraid others won't see it, so they try all sorts of ways to show it off, right? You two are really something, why don't you just kiss right there and let me see!
"Ha, woman, your acting is far too exaggerated!" Lu Ming scoffed.
Dilraba scoffed, "Tch, man, your tricks are clumsy too!"
"each other!"
"You've yielded!" (Boom!)
Just then, the Ferris wheel started going downhill, and the cabins began to sway quite violently. Reba immediately cried out "Wow!" and quickly curled up in the seat opposite Lü Ming. She glanced down and saw the view below, her voice trembling slightly: "It's so high!"
"Are you scared?" Lu Mingwei asked, slightly surprised.
Dilraba nodded repeatedly, her face showing a weak and frail expression: "I'm scared!"
When a Ferris wheel is going up, you don't feel much of a sensation, just like a roller coaster. But once it starts going down, anyone with a fear of heights will experience a heart rate spike just by looking at the view below. After all, being hundreds of meters in the air is bound to make you feel a little scared.
He could understand it.
However, seeing Dilraba, who had been posing seductively just moments before, now looking at him with a pitiful expression, he suddenly became interested.
Lu Ming swayed his body slightly, causing the cockpit, which was already shaking violently due to the downhill slope, to shake even more violently.
Dilraba: "Ah!!"
"What are you doing?!"
"My legs are a little numb." Lu Ming suddenly stood up. Reba was extremely nervous. He suddenly plopped down in the chair, causing the cabin to shake violently.
"Ahhh!" Dilraba exclaimed in alarm, "You did this on purpose!"
"No, oh, my shoelaces seem to be undone." Lü Ming bent down and squatted down to tie his shoelaces again.
Dilraba: "Aaaaah! You bastard, you better pray your flesh is made of iron, otherwise I'll definitely bite you when you get down there!"
Every time Lü Ming moved, Reba would reflexively scream. After a while, she was so frightened that her eyes welled up with tears, and she pleaded helplessly, "Brother, Gege! I really can't take it anymore, please stop!"
“You can stop now, but you have to pass the truth test. Remember, it’s ‘truth’!” Lu Ming smiled brightly: “First question, who is the most handsome man in your mind?”
Dilraba blurted out, "It's a flop! It's a flop!"
“I won’t mind if you call me ‘Huka’ outside, but now that it’s just the two of us, what should you call me?!” Lu Ming said sternly.
Dilraba bit her lip tightly: "Lü Ming, it's Lü Ming!"
"That's right, I like girls who tell the truth. Second question, who is your favorite fan in the Chinese entertainment industry?"
"Lu Ming, he's my idol!" Dilraba ground her teeth together.
"Say you like me!"
"You idiot! Don't go too far! I'm a perfectly innocent and beautiful woman, how could I possibly..."
The next second, the cockpit began to shake violently.
Dilraba said in a tearful voice, "I'll wash the dishes for you!"
"I! Can't! Hear! It! Clearly!"
"I'll wash the dishes, you do!"
"It's not a live broadcast, what are you afraid of? Speak louder, haven't you eaten?"
"I like you!"
“That’s right, there’s one last thing.” Lü Ming arrogantly crossed his legs and sat down in his chair, saying, “Please give me a sincere and earnest apology of no less than three hundred words for your previous ungrateful behavior!”
Dilraba: "...You'd better have two lives!"
"You know me, I don't want to say the same thing twice."
Dilraba, with tears welling in her eyes and a humiliated expression, said, "Brother, I was wrong. I shouldn't have repaid kindness with enmity. Biting you was my fault..."
[I'm dying of laughter! Is this washed-up guy even human?!]
[I always thought it was science fiction to have my girlfriend apologize to me, but now I've actually seen a goddess crying and apologizing to a nobody! The difference between people is just too big. Look at that big star, she can even cry when she apologizes. She must have genuinely realized she was wrong.]
[Send this to you, you can donate your eyes if you don't need them!]
There was no remorse in Dilraba's eyes, only the hurt of being threatened.
[Someone told me that Tianming was fawning over Dilraba in his livestream, so I excitedly sent him this as a joke. And this is the same sycophantic, washed-up celebrity I remember?]
【No way?! How could he possibly be so cruel to my goddess?!】
This world is crazy! A mouse is a bridesmaid for a cat!
[It's always the guys who beg girls to confess their feelings; this is the first time I've seen a guy force a respectable woman to confess to him. Hmm, this plot is quite novel; I need to watch it again!]
Dilraba's mood is really stable!
[Holy crap, I'm laughing so hard I almost peed myself! The person who invented "Huka" is a genius! This guy is incredibly talented! As long as he's around in the Chinese entertainment industry, millions of people suffering from depression are saved!]
……
……
ground.
Seeing that they couldn't catch Huka for the time being, Deng Chao and his group immediately turned their attention to Wang Baoqiang, who was in the same group as him. Chen Chichi and Da Heiniu from the Yellow Team also came to help. The four of them immediately surrounded Wang Baoqiang, who was carrying the number one name tag.
"No, how could you do this? I have no grudge against you. How could you four gang up on me and actually do this?"
"unfair!"
"Let's fight one-on-one if you can!"
Seeing that he couldn't escape, Wang Baoqiang immediately started to negotiate his terms.
Deng Chao stepped forward smugly, making a series of grabbing motions towards Wang Baoqiang with a gloating expression, and said in a sly tone:
"One-on-one? Oh ho, of course you can! Baby, do you want to take on all four of us by yourself, or do you want the four of us to take on you? Hahaha, slurp! Baby, it's your fault for running away and leaving you all here alone. You'd better just accept your fate in front of me!"
Wang Baoqiang felt a chill run down his spine as he listened to the man's voice, which sounded like he was selling swords: "Chao'er, you know I know a little kung fu, the kind that can fight like a human!"
"Wow, Kung Fu Baby, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, please beat me up, please use your kung fu to give me a good beating, please? My skin is so itchy!" Deng Chao turned around and showed off his name tag, then bent over and raised his buttocks to mock Wang Baoqiang.
Wang Baoqiang was convinced.
The fist is hard!
Seeing that Deng Chao's attention was entirely on Wang Baoqiang, Chen Chichi kept winking at BaBy in the distance. BaBy understood and pretended to go forward to help, but actually took advantage of Chao's inattention to reach his hand behind his back.
Tear! ! !
"???" The smile on Deng Chao's face vanished in an instant.
Deng Chao! OUT!
Deng Chao! OUT!
Deng Chao stared incredulously at BaBy, who was holding his name tag. His mind went blank for a second before his eyes widened: "BaBy! Huh? BaBy, we're teammates, I'm your captain! What's going on?!"
"Sorry, Uncle Deng!" BaBy said with a grin, waving the name tag in her hand.
"Why?!" Deng Chao stared at his hands in disbelief. "Wasn't Ming'er the only traitor? Why?!"
……
The author is experiencing writer's block today, and the fifth chapter is progressing a bit slowly. I'm still writing and won't sleep until it's finished. I'm sure it will be done before 2 AM. Thank you all for your support.
(End of this chapter)
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