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Chapter 36: The Director! Come out and 'collect the corpses' for the brothers! [Seeking monthly votes]

Hearing the desperate shouts behind him, Chen Chichi was also terrified and tears streamed down his face: "Brother, if I don't lock the door, we both have to go inside. If you turn into a zombie, please don't come looking for me!"

"No, I need to find a Taoist priest to come and protect me when I get home tonight!"

……

In the room behind.

Wu Qian was shirtless. He had no energy to think about why the zombies weren't biting him. After realizing that there was no hope of escape, he completely broke down. He was too tired and desperate. He didn't even have the strength to make a loud cry for help like before. He was listless and his voice was hoarse. He just ran around the room, which had no way to go up or down, on instinct.

Suddenly, he noticed a large, long mahogany coffin in the distance. He hadn't paid much attention to it before because he was so focused on escaping, but now he noticed that there was an opening in the huge coffin!
Wu Qian was greatly encouraged and immediately grasped at this last straw. Without thinking twice, he rushed to the coffin placed on the platform, leaped into it, and then nimbly kicked the coffin lid to the edge from the inside. With a 'snap', the coffin was immediately locked!

The inside was suddenly plunged into darkness!
After making a few exaggerated roars outside, Lü Ming fell silent.

"Finally safe..." Wu Qian breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling fortunate to have survived the ordeal: "I'm really lucky to have survived this!"

"But how do I get out of here?"

After calming down, Wu Qian looked at the pitch-black environment and fell into a new predicament.

Just as he was pondering, a sticky hand suddenly landed on his shoulder.

Wu Qian: ?!

"Who?!"

The next second, in the pitch-black environment, a beam of flashlight suddenly shone. Wu Qian stiffly turned his head and saw a pale, ferocious face appear in front of him. The intense stimulation caused his brain to fill with blood in a second, and his heart stopped beating at that moment!
Wu Qian opened his mouth wide and screamed hysterically with all his might: "Ahhhhh!"

Unprecedented terror left him only with the instinctive scream. As his brain rapidly lost oxygen, Wu Qian, completely collapsing, rolled his eyes, kicked his legs, and immediately fainted from fright!
Female ghost: ?!

This guy is so easily scared!

What's that noise?!

[Oh no, we forgot there's still one in the coffin! Qianbao's been thrown into the lion's den!]

With a 'crack', the coffin lid popped open, and Lü Ming saw the NPC girl crawl out and blink at him innocently.

Wu Qian, his good brother, lay upright inside with his eyes closed, his legs straight and his body tense, clearly having been 'gone' for a while.

Holy crap, that was terrifying!

What a pitiful guy!

Are these two really treating my Qianbao like it's Japanese?

This is so entertaining!

[This is just for show! This is ridiculous! If Qianbao gets into trouble, you'll pay with your life!!]

[Even cremating Huka's entire family wouldn't make up for the damage he caused to Qianbao. Happy Valley, huh? I'm driving over there right now and stabbing Huka to avenge Gege!]

What terrible things did Qianbao do to deserve being targeted like this by a nobody?!

Millions of fans were so enraged by the gloating comments on the screen that they lost their temper.

"Brother, I didn't do anything, I just showed my face and he fainted!"

"In one minute, you'll see yourself on the trending topics list. Have you thought about how you'll get on the trending topics list? Come on, marketing accounts in the live stream, get ready to take screenshots!" Lu Ming stepped forward and looked at the monitor on the ceiling, pulling the bewildered NPC girl and the already unconscious Qian Bao into the same frame: "Celebrating you becoming the Ghost King of this Happy Valley, one, two, three, cheese!"

Although her head was buzzing, the young woman still subconsciously made a peace sign and gave a stern smile in front of the surveillance camera.

But then she realized this wasn't the time to celebrate, and quickly slapped her forehead in annoyance, regaining her composure: "Brother, even the big star fainted from fright! Am I going to be implicated in a murder case?!"

"Should we give him CPR?" the young woman asked, her face filled with fear.

Lü Ming: "Why did you reward him?"

Miss: "..."

"It's alright. He often dresses up as a ghost to scare people. You know BaBy and Dilraba, right? They were scared unconscious by him pretending to be zombies a couple of days ago, but they're still as lively as ever now. He seemed to be unconscious, but actually he just fell asleep because it was too boring in there." Lu Ming said dismissively.

"This is boring?" the girl exclaimed in shock.

Lü Ming: "He previously said that listening to the ghostly screams inside could help him fall asleep!"

"..." The girl looked at Lü Ming speechlessly.

You're a big star, so whatever you say goes!

Lu Ming looked at the surveillance camera and said, "Director, come and collect the body!"

The director, who was watching from backstage in a daze, looked bewildered upon hearing this.

"Damn it, we originally set his spawn point in a haunted house to scare him and teach him a lesson, but now look what happened, the bum wasn't scared at all, and he even scared two of them into fainting!"

"There's another one who's been scared out of his wits!" the screenwriter quietly pointed to another monitor screen as a reminder.

Looking to the side, Chen Chichi, who had escaped death, was wearing only a bitter tea bag and was running wildly through the streets of Happy Valley, tears streaming down his face, shouting "Zombies!" He was clearly too frightened to be completely rational.

"What a disaster!!" the director cursed angrily. "This show is indeed very popular, but how much money will we have to pay in compensation for the guests' emotional distress, image damage, reputational damage, psychological compensation, and a whole bunch of other miscellaneous expenses?!"

screenwriter:"……"

They finally understood: where there are no celebrities, there are bound to be trouble. This person is not only a natural talent for variety shows, but also a natural troublemaker.

Over the past few decades of development in the Chinese entertainment industry, after one period of fierce competition among industry giants, the various tracks have basically taken shape. But this guy actually managed to carve out an independent track that only he could master, all thanks to his abstract skills.

The audience enjoyed it, but the celebrities and production teams who worked with them suffered a lot!
The production team hurriedly sent people to 'collect the bodies' of Teacher Huang and Wu Qian inside.

……

outside world.

Chen Chichi ran frantically, his mouth dry and his throat parched, shouting for help. Just when he was about to be exhausted, he finally saw a familiar face appear not far away.

"Chao'er, Chao'er, Chao'er..." he called out in a hoarse voice.

Because of the prolonged and strenuous shouting and screaming, his vocal cords seemed to be burning and smoking, making the sounds incredibly eerie.

As Deng Chao was walking, he suddenly heard a chilling sound. He looked around in terror: "Who's calling back souls!"

“I…I…” Chen Chichi waved.

Deng Chao spotted a disheveled figure from afar. He couldn't believe it and approached with some skepticism. When he saw Chen Chichi's current state of mind, he was immediately shocked.

At this moment, Chen Chichi was only wearing a bitter tea bag. His legs were chafed and covered with dried blood. He was depressed and dirty. His face was covered with muddy tear stains and snot. He looked like he had experienced the most painful thing in the world, as if he had even cried all his tears!

"Didn't I hear you having a blast in the haunted house?" Deng Chao asked incredulously, "How did it turn out like this?"

"Chao'er!!" Chen Chichi seemed to have seen a savior. Upon hearing the words "haunted house," he rushed forward and hugged Deng Chao, bursting into tears: "There are ghosts! There are ghosts inside!"

Deng Chao: "??"

"Dude, if a haunted house doesn't have ghosts, can it still be called a haunted house?"

"No, it's not a ghost, it's a zombie, a hopping zombie, the kind Wu Qian impersonated last time. The one inside is a real zombie, a hundred times fiercer than the one he impersonated last time!" Chen Chichi screamed in terror.

Because of the intense mental stress and the prolonged emotional breakdown, his tear ducts had long since dried up, and he could no longer shed tears.

Deng Chao: "..."

What the hell is this real rice dumpling? Do you want to hear what you're saying?

The #Zombie Incident# and the #Mushroom Stew Incident# were the most embarrassing things he didn't want to recall. However, seeing Chen Chichi's current mental state, Deng Chao decided to let him calm down first, so he changed the subject: "Weren't you with Wu Qian at the time? Where did he go?"

"Wu Qian is gone, and Teacher Huang is gone too! They were both eaten by zombies!!" Chen Chichi shuddered as he recalled the terrifying scene. Deng Chao: "..."

"Stop joking. It's normal for there to be zombies in a haunted house. It's all just the NPCs intentionally creating a scary effect," Deng Chao reassured him.

"This time it's no joke! I saw Teacher Huang being dragged into the coffin with my own eyes, and even his arm was torn off. The zombie's mouth was full of blood!" Chen Chichi jumped up and down anxiously when he saw that Deng Chao didn't believe him. "The zombie pounced on me, and its claws were only centimeters away from my genitals. I almost died!"

"Then how did you survive?" Deng Chao saw through his good friend's mental breakdown and immediately changed his strategy, responding in a cooperative manner.

Chen Chichi confessed: "I held my breath! Actually, I was quite panicked at the time, but I was desperate and tried anything. I didn't expect that after I stopped breathing, the zombies really couldn't see me anymore. You can't imagine that feeling. At that time, I was even thinking about being reborn into a better family in my next life!"

"Pfft!!!" Deng Chao burst into laughter, spitting all over the young man's face.

Chen Chichi: "??!"

"It's an emergency!" Seeing that Deng Chao was unresponsive, Chen Chichi quickly looked at the PD filming nearby and said urgently, "Quickly tell the director to evacuate the crowd!"

PD: "..."

The young man remained silent, simply shoving the camera right up to his face to take pictures.

"What are you filming for? Shut it down! We're not recording anymore!!" Chen Chichi shouted angrily, "I'm reiterating, I really saw zombies! Teacher Huang and Wu Qian are already dead! Quickly notify the director so everyone can run away as fast as they can, or people will die!"

"Chi'er, calm down."

"How the hell am I supposed to stay calm? I'm acting like a human being!!"

"Listen to me, do you really think that holding your breath has anything to do with whether or not a zombie will eat you?"

"Why isn't there... a connection...?"

Chen Chichi initially cursed loudly, but these words seemed to pluck a string in his brain, and his voice grew softer and softer. Then, looking at Deng Chao and the PD who was trying hard to suppress his laughter, his expression gradually became clear.

As he recalled what had happened inside, his face gradually became blank. Slowly, his body began to tremble violently, and he seemed to hear a crackling sound in his ears, as if his intelligence was shattering like glass!

"Fake...fake?!" Chen Chichi refused to accept it.

Seeing that the child had finally regained some of his senses, Deng Chao smiled wryly: "Otherwise what? You really believe that zombies exist? You suffered such a big loss last time, haven't you learned your lesson yet?"

"But...but Teacher Huang..."

"At his age, isn't it normal for him to faint from shock?" Veteran actor Deng Chao speculated, "Was the lighting inside very dim, making it difficult to see anything clearly? When Teacher Huang appeared, was it a camera trick?"

"You think holding your breath will stop the zombies from biting you? You're really exaggerating. Do you think reality is a movie?"

Listening to Chao Ge's complaints, Chen Chichi thought about it carefully for a moment, then suddenly slumped to the ground and slapped his forehead: "I'm so stupid!!"

"You've made the same mistake twice, Chi! You'd better be more careful!"

"If this keeps up, Hollywood will really be asking you to direct the next Batman movie!"

Chen Chichi: "..."

"Hahahaha!" In such a short time, his mood had been fluctuating wildly, and he laughed maniacally for a while. Then, he cursed, "Damn it, who is that NPC playing a zombie? He scared us so badly that we fainted, and he still wouldn't stop chasing us. Is he crazy?!"

"Hey bro, just so you know, that NPC isn't a staff member!" The PD felt he had to step in and give away a spoiler.

Chen Chichi: ?!
"Huka!!!" Chen Chichi said firmly, "I have no grudge against Huka, why would he be so persistent in pressuring me?"

"No way, I have to catch Hu Ka and tear him to pieces!"

"How could that bastard scare me like that? And when he saw me holding my breath to save myself, he actually cooperated?!" Chen Chichi felt incredibly stupid thinking about this: "No... he's seriously ill!"

[LOL!]

[Chichi is really popular now!]

When you encounter something like that, you'll definitely be more famous than him.

After confirming it wasn't a staff member causing trouble, Chichi almost instinctively started cursing the obscure celebrity. We're saying there are so many celebrities participating in the recording, how did he manage to pinpoint the culprit so quickly?

This is my current status in the industry, what the hell does "reputation" even mean?!

The key point is that, looking at the entire Chinese entertainment industry, no one else has gone so far as to become a complete flop.

I'm laughing so hard I'm practically rolling on the floor!

Please forgive me for building my happiness on Chichi's suffering; seeing his miserable face after he'd cried his eyes out, I almost laughed myself dry!

[Hahahaha! Hiccup!]

[You know these two idols have a conflict, yet you insist on going with Wu Qian. They're practically fighting like gods, and you'll end up with blood on your hands. Doesn't that serve you right?]

Chen Chichi was filled with rage, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He immediately strode back the way he came, determined to catch Hu Ka and bring him to justice.

He was exhausted, but now the anger of revenge turned into strength, and he started running again!

The onlookers were stunned by this scene. In a sense, the "running" spirit of the Running Man team was truly embodied at this moment. Regardless of their purpose, the guests were able to grit their teeth and run after suffering such a great blow. This firm belief moved many viewers.

A short while later, he ran into his long-absent PD, who was holding a set of yellow team uniforms and looking hurried: "Brother Chi, you should change your pants first, our show is still filming! If needed, I suggest you go back to your room, take a shower, and rest for a while to calm down your nerves!"

Chen Chichi: "..."

After a moment of hesitation, he asked excitedly, "Was I startled? Who saw it? Did you see it? Did he see it? I wasn't startled, I'm perfectly calm!"

"Bro, the live stream's viewership is approaching one billion! One billion viewership!" The PD whispered in his ear, "You three brothers' stage play has at least tens of millions of netizens witnessing it together!"

"It's on fire!!"

Chen Chichi: "..."

"Brother, don't be too sad, there's still good news!"

"Say it!"

"Luckily you're a male celebrity, you managed to survive such a huge embarrassment. If you were a female celebrity, you would have been too ashamed to live by now!"

"Why are you bringing this up? I told you to tell me some good news!"

"This is good news..."

"..."

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

He didn't want to talk, and even considered going on strike and not recording, going back to his hotel to lie down and get a good night's sleep, hoping to forget the past after the sun rose. But when he thought about how netizens might be laughing at him behind the screen, the desire to take revenge on the washed-up celebrities immediately overwhelmed his grievances.

"I will never let this guy get away with this!!" After letting out a long roar, Chen Chichi quickly went into the bathroom to change his clothes.

Teacher Huang, you're out of touch!

Teacher Huang, you're out of touch!

Wu Qian, OUT!

Wu Qian, OUT!

Suddenly, an announcement came over Happy Valley that both of the guest stars who were with Lü Ming had been eliminated, causing the other members who were searching for clues to change their expressions.

……

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