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Chapter 25 Passion! Burning! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

【I'm coming! 】

[Hey, you bum, your grandpa's here!]

[Pay for Qianbao's life!]

[This nobody deserves to die today!]

Wait, what are all these plastic lumps?

The number of viewers in the live stream quickly rose. Netizens who had been eagerly waiting set their alarms on their days off to watch the live stream. However, once they saw the screen, they were immediately drawn to the uniquely designed acupressure mat.

"I've never seen anyone run on this before," Deng Chao observed curiously.

BaBy's expression was weak: "The first row is alright, but the bamboo shoots over by the stairs look really scary! And the further back you go, the taller these pointed bamboo shoots get, it's a bit frightening!"

The team members were all exchanging ideas.

Reba looked at Lü Ming and the bewildered Wang Baoqiang, and explained, "I have one at home. It's quite comfortable to walk on, and it helps promote blood circulation!"

Upon hearing this, Wang Baoqiang stepped up and walked around in his shoes, saying, "I don't feel anything here."

"The rules say you have to step on it barefoot."

"Oh, I'll try again then."

Wang Baoqiang carelessly ripped off his shoes and socks, and stomped casually on the acupressure mat. The next second, a sharp scream rang out: "Awooo!!!"

【! ! ! 】

Is it really that painful?

[I'm shocked! Even Qiang Ge's facial expressions are showing, okay?!]

[You're an action movie actor, a martial arts star, are you really that delicate?]

"It hurts, it hurts so much, it hurts so much!" Wang Baoqiang jumped up and down, quickly lifting his foot and blowing on the slightly red sole.

Seeing that the effect had met his expectations, the director, who was supervising from the side, immediately revealed a sinister smile.

Because the live broadcast of Running Man has set a new record in the history of variety shows, it has become the number one project that Jiangzhe TV and iQiyi attach great importance to. In order to further highlight the program content, the Running Man production team naturally cannot unconditionally take care of the delicate stars like other variety shows, thus greatly reducing the difficulty. In the end, the viewing experience is like children playing house.

This time, their acupressure mats are all larger and longer versions that were improved and processed overnight!

Furthermore, in order to provide a stronger tactile feedback for the guests, the production team stipulated that the guests must go barefoot and not even be allowed to wear socks. Under such restrictions, even the toughest man would have to let out a scream when he stepped on it!
When all three teams took off their socks and were eager to try.

Fully recharged and brimming with mischief, Teacher Huang and Wu Qian immediately started acting up.

Lu Ming was standing at the edge of the track observing when he suddenly felt his center of gravity shift. He then fell forward and landed face-first on the acupressure mat. The intense, tingling sensation made him instinctively gasp and groan, "Hey, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh..."

【? ? ? 】

[He actually enjoyed it?!]

[For a moment, I can't tell if burning coffee is painful or pleasurable. If it's painful, please increase the pressure; if it's pleasurable, please stop immediately!]

Haters absolutely cannot stand seeing obscure celebrities do well.

Lu Ming rolled over on the acupressure mat, then ignored the other members who were trying not to laugh and looked at Wu Qian to accuse him: "Qianbao, you're a wicked little devil, openly retaliating, aren't you?!"

Wu Qian sneered: "I'm not as shameless as you!"

“Liao Huang.” Lü Ming glanced sideways.

Teacher Huang sneered: "No respect for elders, don't you even call your teacher a teacher anymore?"

"Teacher, you look like an old man!" Lu Ming squinted and questioned, "Why did you push me!"

Teacher Huang scoffed, "Do I look like that kind of person to you?"

Lacking evidence, Lü Ming had no choice but to give up. However, Dilraba stood beside him and quietly pointed in the direction of Teacher Huang. Lü Ming gave an OK sign to indicate that he understood.

After witnessing Lü Ming's exaggerated reaction, everyone became somewhat hesitant to try out the seemingly hard and protruding bamboo shoot.

While everyone was busy, Lü Ming took out a classic flat-bottomed white liquor from his pocket, unscrewed the cap, and took a sip.

[Ding! Host detected drinking 'Erguotou' (a type of Chinese liquor), "Charisma" +2!]

Waking up in the early morning, feeling the cool breeze and drinking hot liquor, Lü Ming felt refreshed and invigorated after just one sip. He felt as if he had inexhaustible energy!
[Drinking it first thing in the morning?]

[No wonder he's a washed-up celebrity!]

[This show has only just started filming, and they already have absolutely no respect for the production team?!]

[You're not new to this nobodies. If he respected the production team, he wouldn't have forced the show's exclusive sponsor to withdraw their investment the other day because of drinking.]

[@Erguotou, send me the money!]

[Why does this once-popular actor suddenly seem different? His profile while quietly drinking is so handsome!]

[You know what, there really is a difference. Before, he was just a pretty but useless person, but now he has an air of sophistication. Even though it's a cheap bottle of liquor that costs ten yuan, he makes it sound like champagne. You know, this is the kind of cheap stuff that even the old man sweeping the trash on the street wouldn't even look at.]

[His stunning looks are so captivating no matter what he does. If he just quietly sits there as a handsome man without saying a word, I feel ashamed of myself even through the screen. He's got that idol filter maxed out!]

[What a waste of such a handsome face! Once he opens his mouth, all sense of distance disappears!]

Please, don't say anything!

The haters, who were initially secretly pleased to see the washed-up celebrity get the short end of the stick, suddenly saw a barrage of comments attacking his looks. Instantly, countless haters from all over the country were enraged and began to hurl insults at him.

What's so great about being a simp?

[His looks are just average, I guess. These fans are shameless, trying to whitewash this washed-up actor!]

[Can this washed-up actor sing? Can he deliver lines? Does he have any acting skills? If it weren't for the fact that he's constantly being criticized and trending on social media, do you really think any variety show would invite him as a guest? Besides being a attention-seeker, what else can he do?!]

[A washed-up celebrity is just a beautiful clown!]

Simps will end up with nothing, and those who hype up washed-up celebrities will eventually lose their jobs!

After the other members tested the waters, everyone felt that what followed would be a tough battle, and their previously playful expressions immediately became serious.

Relying on her seniority, Teacher Huang stepped forward to argue with the director: "Isn't this acupressure mat a bit too intense? We've just been discharged from the hospital, and it's not appropriate for us to do such an intense activity so early in the morning."

"Yeah, it really hurts to walk barefoot on these uneven granules!" Wu Qian also felt it was inappropriate: "For our safety reasons, let's change to another batch!"

He had just walked around up there, and the tingling, numbing sensation had intensely stimulated his prostate. If he hadn't been holding it in, he probably would have urinated right then and there!
"Yeah, the production team is so inconsiderate!" Lu Ming chimed in, joining in the fun.

Teacher Huang: “?”

Wu Qian: "?"

The two looked surprised, and even the expressions of the others were somewhat subtle. Given the grudges and conflicts between the three, shouldn't they all be hoping for the other's approval?

It's quite rare to find people who agree on something right now!

"Have you ever put yourselves in Teacher Huang's shoes?" Lü Ming questioned him emphatically, which pleased Teacher Huang greatly. But then, he quickly changed the subject: "Teacher Huang is already halfway to his grave! What about cerebral thrombosis, high blood pressure, myocardial infarction, diabetes? Don't you understand the risks of achieving a Grand Slam in your later years?"

"If you arrange such a thrilling game scenario, and Teacher Huang accidentally suffers a stroke, his eyes roll back, his legs kick, and he ends up looking like he's on a pressure point mat, who's going to be responsible?!"

"Especially since there isn't even a coffin shop around here, it's inconvenient."

director:"……"

The rest of the members: "..."

[There's no coffin shop in Shente Miao.]

Listen, can you hear what people are saying?!

[I've always acknowledged the aggressiveness of obscure celebrities.] [This is the familiar obscure celebrity.]

[Teacher Huang: Damn it, you've thought of everything!]

The director pinched the flesh on his thigh, trying hard not to laugh. He had just naively thought that it was rare for an unknown actor to stand with Teacher Huang. It turned out that it was he, the director, who had a problem with his thinking.

"answer me!"

“Look in my eyes!”

"Whose is it?!"

"..." Heaven knows why a program director like him was rendered speechless by a guest star.

Teacher Huang said coldly, "It's on you!"

"Teacher Huang, stop joking around, I'm trying to help you get what you want!" Lü Ming waved his hand.

Teacher Huang's expression was indifferent: "Who asked you to fight for it? Just go with this intensity! Others may question my physical condition, but do you, a washed-up, sycophantic top star, have the right to question it?!"

Seeing that Teacher Huang's aggressiveness had also escalated, Minghei immediately shouted—

[Let's fight!]

"..." Lu Ming looked at Wu Qian: "Qianbao, you're feeling weak..."

Wu Qian cursed, "You're the one who's weak! The first thing I do every morning when I wake up is run five kilometers!"

"No, I've heard that there are many acupoints on the soles of the feet, including the kidney reflex zone. If you accidentally pee while running, who will be responsible?"

"It's your problem!" Wu Qian retorted angrily. "Is this something you should be concerned about?!"

"Enough talk, let's begin!" Teacher Huang felt he had to be tough, so he was the first to step onto the acupressure mat track. His expression of resignation suddenly froze, but he quickly forced a smile: "Boring, no pressure at all!"

Lu Ming silently gave a thumbs up: "Teacher Huang is indeed Teacher Huang, I admire him!"

"Young man, watch carefully and learn well!" Teacher Huang said with his hands behind his back, looking profound and unfathomable. "The bridges I've crossed are longer than the roads you've traveled!"

"Great!"

On the acupressure mat, Chao Ge, Teacher Huang, and BaBy, all dressed in bright red short-sleeved shirts and shorts, began discussing the allocation of turns.

The entire acupressure mat area is divided into three sections. The first section is not difficult. The only thing to watch out for is that there will be one platform after another covered with large bamboo shoots that will become obstacles. As you get closer to the next relay point, the height of the platform will increase.

Members need to use their hands to support themselves on the bamboo shoots above and flip over them continuously in a spread-eagle position. The inertia of going up and down will greatly increase the impact on the soles of their feet!

This kind of obstacle that needs to be overcome is obviously not something that BaBy, as a girl, can do. So after some discussion, Teacher Huang and Deng Chao decided to let BaBy take over the second leg of the race.

The second area, apart from the larger bamboo shoots on the acupressure mat, also involves a wire tunnel that requires you to lie down and crawl through a dense area of ​​bamboo shoots. It's not actually that difficult.

As for the final challenge, the bamboo shoots on the ground were even more protruding and sharper than the previous two challenges. Furthermore, one had to step up one step at a time onto a platform covered with large bamboo shoots, then leap high, grab the horizontal bar, and eat the biscuit hanging on it to finish the challenge. Teacher Huang only glanced at the height of the horizontal bar before immediately handing over the important task of ending the competition to Deng Chao.

Once the sorting was complete, the timer started with a whistle from the director!
They need to reach the finish line in 3 minutes to pass!

Teacher Huang, barefoot, sprinted across the acupressure mat. The intense pain from his feet instantly contorted his previously calm expression into a grimace: "Aaaaaah, it hurts, it hurts so much!!"

Teacher Huang unconsciously raised her legs too high, immediately slowing her forward speed.

The three guys from the yellow team are shouting encouragement!
Just then, Lü Ming pulled out a megaphone from somewhere and jumped up near the track, shouting excitedly:

"He's here, he's here! He's walking with light steps. Now rushing towards us is the most outstanding Breaking Bad in the history of the Chinese entertainment industry. He was the creator of Poisonous Green Beans, the founder of Mushroom Stew, and a witness to Nine-Turned Intestines. Netizens affectionately call him Huang Yaoshi, using this name to praise Teacher Huang's eight major contributions to the Chinese entertainment industry!"

Teacher Huang: "???"

The other members: "???"

The director looked around in shock: "When did my megaphone end up in his hands?!"

"Shut up, you chatterbox!" Teacher Huang glared at the idiot who was making a racket from the sidelines, and unconsciously quickened his pace, no longer even complaining of pain.

Seeing Teacher Huang accelerate his sprint, Lü Ming shouted even more enthusiastically into the loudspeaker:

"Fifty years old is the perfect age to strive hard and be ambitious!"

"Look at him, old and frail, yet still full of passion! Look at his wrinkled skin, yet still brimming with vitality!"

"A cerebral thrombosis could not restrain Teacher Huang's enthusiasm for life, high blood pressure could not suppress Teacher Huang's yearning for the future, and even though a myocardial infarction was imminent, Teacher Huang still forged ahead with unwavering determination!"

"Who says old people can't be brave warriors? Who says elders aren't passionate?!"

"At this moment, everyone's eyes are focused on Teacher Huang, and the eyes of the entire nation are also focused on Teacher Huang!"

"The senior representatives of the Running Man team, with their indomitable spirit, take life and death lightly, are ready to fight if they disagree, bravely say no to the passage of time, and show their dreams with a thumbs-up!"

Bathed in the morning light and warm sunshine, Teacher Huang's face appeared slightly blurred, but I seemed to see—

"Passion is burning!"

"..."

Lu Ming's urgent and enthusiastic shouts resounded throughout West Lake Square through the loudspeakers.

Teacher Huang was still roaring in pain as she sprinted on the acupressure mat, but BaBy, who was waiting to take over at the second checkpoint, had completely lost her goddess image and collapsed to the ground, letting out bursts of silvery laughter. Deng Chao at the third checkpoint seemed to have been hit in the funny bone, rolling around on the ground laughing heartily!

"Hahahaha!"

The laughter seemed to have a contagious quality, quickly spreading among the crowd.

In the distance, the members of the Blue Team and the Yellow Team were also amused by Lü Ming's sudden passionate commentary. The production crew, led by the director, laughed so hard they could hardly breathe, and the entire square was filled with uproarious laughter.

The director raised his arm, pointed at Lü Ming, and laughed so hard he almost choked, "He... he's amazing!"

[Hahahaha!]

[What the heck, fifty years old is the age to be working hard, are you trying to make me laugh?]

[It's getting...it's on fire!]

This is even more exciting than Naruto!

[I got so excited listening to this that I threw my phone against the wall and smashed it to pieces! You owe me a replacement phone!]

I can't take it anymore, I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!

[These obscure celebrities are practically walking entertainment material, natural-born variety show gods!]

[Still calling him a nobody? Call him a top star!]

[It's a complete flop, but it's also incredibly fun!]

[Passion is burning (voice cracks)!]

He single-handedly brought variety shows to unprecedented heights!

The comments section erupted in an uproar.

In the cheerful atmosphere, the haters of Ming were unusually refrain from standing up and ruining the mood, presumably because they were already laughing and having a good time in front of their screens.

Seeing that his thoughtful explanation was being drowned out by the laughter, Lü Ming was about to raise his voice to continue cheering for Teacher Huang when he saw Teacher Huang, whose facial features were all over the place, looking at him and making a familiar mouth shape.

"Teacher Huang, the wind is too strong, I can't hear you, what did you say?!"

"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!" Teacher Huang, who was sprinting, cried out excitedly.

However, because he was too focused on Lü Ming, he forgot to look at the obstacles in front of him and crashed hard into the manor, which was about half a person's height. He tripped and tumbled on the platform, falling heavily onto the acupressure mat opposite him. He saw stars and was in so much pain that he was convulsing!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

……

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