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Chapter 22 Collective Madness! The entire courtyard erupted into chaos! Utter chaos!! [Requesting Mo
Chapter 22 Collective Madness! The entire courtyard erupted into chaos! Utter chaos!! [Requesting Monthly Tickets]
Deng Chao rushed out of the door and just happened to see Reba, who was so frightened that she crashed into the wall and fainted.
In desperation, he took off running, but then 'screech,' his neck felt like it had hit something, and he felt a chill on his Adam's apple—he was being choked!
Chao didn't even have time to struggle, he just charged ahead and ended up with the duct tape stuck to his face. Not only did his eyes come into close contact with another piece of duct tape hanging in the air in the corridor, and the wasabi sauce evenly spread on it was like a different kind of face mask, covering him completely!
"Ah, what is that!" Brother Chao cried out, "Ahhhhh! My eyes, they're burning! I'm blinding!"
In a flurry of activity, Deng Chao frantically smeared the wasabi on his face. Stimulated, he ended up spreading the wasabi all over his face and inhaling a large amount of it through his mouth and nose!
"Ouch!"
Chao screamed repeatedly, his face contorted in agony, his brows furrowed so deeply they could trap a fly, tears streaming down his face: "Help...help me!!"
Chen Chichi rushed out of the room barefoot and immediately saw Deng Chao banging his head against the wall. He was about to help when he saw a dark green thing floating in front of him. He instinctively opened his mouth to call for Brother Chao, but the next second, tape sealed his mouth shut and a lump of wasabi appeared in his mouth!
Gulu!
The moment he instinctively swallowed what was in his mouth, an extremely pungent taste hit him, and Chen Chichi felt a severe irritation to his mouth and nose. He coughed repeatedly, tears streaming down his face.
"We...we've been tricked...there's a grandson in the hallway...wrapped in duct tape, and on it...cough cough cough...there's wasabi!"
"It feels like there's a piece of sulfuric acid stuck in my eye, hiss hiss hiss..." Deng Chao screamed in pain, "No, call an ambulance!"
Tears streaming down his face, Chen Chichi was about to help his good brother when suddenly his foot slipped, and he fell to the ground with a 'thud'...
With red eyes, he turned around in disbelief, only to find a large piece of wood stuck to his feet, sticky and impossible to pull off.
"This is a sticky trap for catching mice!"
Chen Chichi simply lay on the ground with his limbs in the air, grabbing the sticky rat trap with both hands and kicking it hard. The excruciating pain made him feel like he could even tear the skin off his feet, but it would be no use. The quality of the sticky rat trap was really too good. The dense rat poison on it looked like cheese and cream strands. It was pulled out more than ten centimeters, but he couldn't break it no matter what he did!
"There's wasabi in the hallway, it's all stuck to the tape, please be careful..."
He was about to warn his brothers when, in the next second, Big Black Bull's heart-wrenching voice echoed throughout the courtyard: "Attack! There's been a terrorist attack! I've been poisoned!"
"Ahhh!"
The wooden sliding door was violently kicked open, and a bull rushed out, its eyes covered and its mouth and nose covered in bright green mustard. As Li Chen frantically smeared it all over, Chen Chichi, lying on the ground, screamed in terror, "Black Bull, stop! There's mustard everywhere outside!!"
The enraged black bull remained silent, charging recklessly without a word.
As strips of tape securing the corridor were violently torn apart, Black Bull's eyes, mouth, and nose were instantly covered in a large amount of mustard.
"Awooo..." the black bull screamed pitifully, "I'm allergic to wasabi!"
He opened his eyes in pain, and a figure in official robes vaguely appeared in his line of sight. Black Bull was startled, and his pupils, which were stinging with tears and bloodshot from the spiciness, contracted. Then, a hideous face became clear for a moment, and Black Bull, who had just regained his senses, was immediately terrified: "Ahhhhh!"
The frightened black bull charged forward with all its might!
In the distance, the zombie was stunned to see the berserk black bull. He instinctively avoided Li Chen's impact and then jumped wildly in the opposite direction of the corridor.
Why jump? Because he was afraid that his imitation wouldn't be convincing enough, so to prevent being exposed, Wu Qian tied his legs with hemp rope before entering the room. This dedication, however, is now putting Wu Qian under considerable restriction.
With his legs tightly bound, facing Li Chen who was so frantic that he seemed about to smash his head against Li Chen's head, Wu Qian's strong survival instinct was unleashed at this moment. He used all his strength to jump wildly towards the end of the corridor!
Deng Chao: "Holy shit!!!"
Chen Chichi: "Mom, don't come any closer!"
In the dead of night, with the surrounding rooms pitch black and the only light source in the corridor being unusually dim, coupled with their blurred vision from being choked by wasabi, the visual impact of seeing such a terrifying thing in their panic was no less than the thrill of watching "Mr. Vampire" alone at home as a child!
Deng Chao was terrified when he saw a rotting zombie leaping toward him, its arms raised high and its long, black fingernails, several centimeters long, jabbing forward as it jumped, as if it were about to kill him on the spot. He was instantly terrified and, clinging to the wall, bumped into things and ran around frantically, shouting, "Zombie! There's a zombie! There's a zombie!"
With a bulge in his hair, Brother Chao scrambled out of the corridor.
"I can't move! I can't move!" Chen Chichi cried out in terror, his face contorted with fear, tears streaming down his cheeks. "Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer!"
"Old Deng, don't leave me behind!!"
"Help! Help me!!!"
[Wu Qian: Hehehe, hello!!]
It's obvious he's truly terrified.
I'm dying of laughter!
[Deng Chao: I'm scared out of my wits too! You cover me, I'm going first!]
[You're all laughing, but my daughter is biting her blanket and wiping away tears. The moment Reba fainted from fright, she knelt on the ground and begged the zombie to spare her! Now that she sees the zombie trying to bite Chi Ge, she keeps kowtowing and begging for mercy, and nothing we do can stop her...]
【Hahahahahaha! 】
Chen Chichi tore at the ground with all his might. With a 'whoosh,' a layer of dead skin on his feet was forcibly ripped off and stuck firmly to the sticky rat trap. The soles of his feet were bright red and bleeding slightly!
Ignoring the excruciating pain, Chen Chichi scrambled to leave, only to have his trouser leg grabbed by a zombie!
Whoosh! ! !
My pajama pants were just ripped off!
"Ahhh!" Terrified, Chen Chichi slammed the sticky mouse trap directly onto the zombie's face. Just as Wu Qian was about to speak up in his defense, he suddenly felt his mouth under the suit stick, and it was firmly glued shut!
Wu Qian: "???"
He instinctively stepped forward and poked, his plastic fingernail piercing directly into his floral underwear!
Wow! !
The zombie stood frozen in place, holding a ripped pair of underwear in its hand.
Crying and screaming, Chen Chichi ran naked all the way, as if he were carrying a water gun. He sped along as he walked, and his strong survival instinct made him burst out with a speed no less than that of a sprint champion in a very short time. In a flash, he disappeared at the end of the corridor, leaving the audience in front of the screen with only a terrified back view and wet stains all over the ground.
【? ! ! 】
What did I just see?!
Ah! My eyes!
[His butt...his butt is completely exposed!]
I've seen people sweat profusely, but I've never seen someone urinate like a waterfall before.
Brother, you're a celebrity!
[Holy crap, I'm laughing so hard!]
[Streaking 2.0, Brother Chao has company now!]
[I was laughing so hard in the middle of the night that my bed collapsed, and my roommate on the lower bunk almost got crushed!]
Is this the filming location for "Mr. Vampire 3"?
There wasn't a single trace of acting; it was all genuine emotion. This proves that when the atmosphere is right, everyone can be an award-winning actor!
[Chao Ge and Chi Ge are a match made in heaven, hahaha!]
[Previously, Chen Chichi said: "Brother Chao, your underwear is pretty red."]
[From now on, Brother Chao will say: You've got a pretty tender ass, kid.]
[Hahahaha! Hiccup!]
What would their reaction be if they knew the truth?
【…】
The viewers in the live stream were laughing hysterically.
'squeak……'
Teacher Huang opened his door and heard the heart-wrenching screams outside. He stood with his hands behind his back, ready to come out and check the results. The next second, he saw Li Chen rushing towards him with his eyes closed.
Teacher Huang immediately lost her composure and took off running!
Suddenly, he felt a heavy blow to his lower back, and he coughed up a mouthful of bile, flying several meters away! A huge sticky rat trap appeared in his sight. Ignoring the excruciating pain in his lower back, Mr. Huang used his hands and feet to try to accelerate through the air and get over the trap. But, by sheer coincidence, his struggle caused his face to make intimate contact with the sticky rat trap spread out on the ground!
Crash!
With her tongue lolling out, Teacher Huang stuck her entire face to the sticky mouse trap, struggling and whimpering.
"Help……"
"It's...poisonous, I need to...go...to have my stomach pumped..."
Li Chen thought he had bumped into a zombie. In his hasty and reckless scramble, he was suddenly tripped by Teacher Huang, who was lying on the ground. With his eyes closed, he could only see a pitch-black black ox. He was terrified. He was afraid that the zombie would take advantage of his fall and kill him. The intense panic made Li Chen get up from the ground in a second. Then, relying on his senses, he started punching and kicking the area behind him.
"Ouch...woo...vomit...ouch...waa..."
Teacher Huang's face was contorted with rage, and she let out a series of screams.
He tried to scream for help, but his tongue and mouth were firmly stuck to the sticky mouse trap, and he could only make mumbled sounds.
[Teacher Huang!!!]
[Teacher Huang is going to get kicked to death!]
Why didn't he speak up and ask for help?
[What the hell are you talking about? Your mouth is glued to the sticky mouse trap, how can you talk? This thing is stuck to your foot, and Chen Chichi had to use all his strength to kick it off. Teacher Huang is old and frail, where would he get that much strength? If he were to forcibly pull it off, he'd probably have to go to the hospital for skin repair tomorrow. And to make matters worse, Li Chen's eyes are burning so badly he can't open them, and he's having a seizure...]
【despair!】
[The most despairing episode in the history of Chinese entertainment!]
[If a mouse's tongue gets stuck in a sticky trap, won't it cause poisoning?]
……
The other side.
Wu Qian, with a sticky mouse trap on his head and his vision impaired, was standing up and groping around when he suddenly heard a shrill voice: "Ada!!!"
Wang Baoqiang rushed out of the room and kicked Wu Qian, sending him flying three meters away!
"puff!!!"
A sudden, heavy blow struck his waist, and Wu Qian, hidden behind his mask, spat out a mouthful of bitter water. However, because the sticky rat trap had his mouth firmly glued shut, the contents of his mouth were stuck inside. As he struggled frantically, he choked, and tears streamed down his face.
"Who's playing tricks?!"
Wang Baoqiang, who had studied martial arts at Shaolin Temple, was not afraid of this. He didn't care who was behind the mask and chased after them, giving them a good beating!
Left hook, right hook, Wing Chun, Mantis Kung Fu, whip kick, sweep kick!
He displayed all eighteen martial arts skills to the fullest at this moment.
Wu Qian, his mouth full of blood beneath the mask, murmured, "Glug glug glug... Help... me..."
"It's so happy! It's so happy!"
"It's been a long time since I've had such an exhilarating fight since I became an actor!"
"Ah da da da da da!"
Netizens were stunned: "Who the hell is this general?!"
At this time.
The crew burst through the door in unison. The moment they entered, they saw Wang Baoqiang grab the sticky mouse trap off the face of the zombie lying on the ground and tear it off, revealing a terrifying and hideous human skin mask!
The moment they saw that rotting face, everyone shuddered in horror!
However, their expressions changed immediately. Zombies were indeed terrifying, but the scene seemed somewhat illogical. Barefoot, Wang Baoqiang was attacking the zombie relentlessly, even using his most powerful attack, the Black Tiger Heart-Piercing Fist. The zombie was coughing up blood and letting out muffled screams.
People immediately understood what was going on!
"Brother Chen, stop! You're about to beat Teacher Huang to a pulp!"
"Stop it!"
The staff rushed over and finally managed to stop the crazed Li Chen, and helped Teacher Huang to pry open the sticky mouse trap a little so that he could breathe and speak properly.
Teacher Huang, barely breathing: "Wash...wash..."
"Wash your face?" Looking at the wet bile on the sticky mouse trap and Mr. Huang's filthy face, the director immediately understood.
"Wash! Stomach!" After saying this, Teacher Huang's neck tilted to the side and she fainted.
director:"……"
The crowd stopped Wang Baoqiang, who was shouting with excitement, and wanted to help the zombie out of its predicament. However, before they could get close, the zombie, whose face was covered in blood, hurriedly got up from the ground. Because the rope tied to his feet had been broken, Wu Qian limped away while holding onto the wall, leaving behind only a long rope on the ground, which was stained with a lot of blood!
squeak!
In the dark room, Lü Ming lay on the floor, fast asleep, with an empty bottle of liquor beside him. Wu Qian, barely breathing, walked to the floor and lay down, utterly exhausted.
"Tui, I tui!"
"Damn it, what a disaster!"
"Why would this happen? Did Huka know he was going to die tonight and ran away in the middle of the night?"
Thinking he was back in his room, Wu Qian cursed and vomited several mouthfuls of blood, feeling his head buzzing.
He turned over and suddenly noticed that there was someone lying next to him!
Although he had been beaten up and was dizzy, he could still smell the strong smell of alcohol in the air. When he looked closely, he saw that the person lying in front of him was none other than Hu Ka, whom he had been searching for.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" Wu Qian's eyes widened, and he sat up with a jolt.
"Okay, okay, Huka, I want you!"
Exhausted and filled with grievances, Wu Qian's expression turned ferocious. He gritted his teeth and ripped off his nail guards one by one, then reached out and grabbed Lü Ming's neck with both hands. But just then, a commotion came from the doorway, and the room lights came on. Wu Qian froze, at a loss for what to do.
The glaring light made Lü Ming open his eyes groggily.
Sensing the suffocating feeling on his neck, he reacted almost instinctively, grabbing a nearby bottle and smashing it hard against the zombie's head!
boom! ! !
The bottle exploded, shattering into countless glass shards!
【Fuck! 】
[Move—Treasure!!]
[Pigeon—pigeon!!]
This isn't a candy jar; it's a real glass bottle!
[You damn flop, if anything happens to Gege, I'll make you pay with your life!!]
Netizens were shocked.
Looking at the ferocious face in front of him that had swallowed a bottle of liquor without any reaction, Lü Ming immediately lowered his guard and mumbled, "So it was just a dream..."
He rolled his eyes, still half asleep, and mumbled, "Xiao Ai, classmate."
"here I am."
"Turn off the lights!"
The next second, to everyone's petrified gaze, the room plunged into darkness again. Lu Ming's even breathing was heard almost instantly, completely ignoring the presence of the zombie.
The zombie sat there stiffly, as if it had been frozen in place. Wang Baoqiang stepped forward, grabbed the leather sash, and yanked it off. He then saw Wu Qian, whose face was covered in filth, with a line of scarlet blood slowly trickling down his forehead.
The young man's eyes were vacant, and the next second, he slammed his head on Lü Ming's bedding and passed out!
……
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