Terrifying Heavens: I'll directly worship the Black Law of Fengdu!

Chapter 89 Like begets like, like sons of rats know how to dig holes

The plot of this "Mr. Vampire" movie is relatively straightforward, but it also hides many side quests, which were perhaps not shown due to the film's length...

The original plot goes like this: Ren Fa, the richest man in Renjia Town, asked Uncle Lin Jiu of the mortuary to help him because a feng shui master told him that "his father's coffin needs to be exhumed and reburied 20 years after his burial."

Uncle Nine discovers that there is something wrong with the "dragonfly skimming water" burial site where Ren Fa's father was buried.

He learned from Ren Fa that he had seized land from a feng shui master twenty years ago in order to be able to bury his ancestors there. However, the feng shui master was not ruthless, so he allowed him to relocate the burial twenty years later to avoid harming his descendants. Unexpectedly, Ren Fa said that his father was afraid of fire and did not want to be cremated, so the body could only be delayed.

As a result, the corpse transformed into a zombie, harming its loved ones, and Ren Fa was the first to die.

To prevent zombies from harming people, Uncle Nine tried every means to catch them. Although the process was somewhat tortuous, with incidents such as "his apprentice Wencai being poisoned by zombies" and "his apprentice Qiusheng being bewitched by the female ghost Xiaoyu", fortunately, at the critical moment, his junior brother, Master Simu, happened to pass by, and the brothers joined forces to eliminate Old Master Ren...

There's a subplot in this movie that hasn't been explored.

The hidden problem is:
The feng shui master whose land was seized by Ren Fa twenty years ago, although he told Ren Fa to "exhume and relocate the coffin twenty years later," was interpreted by Uncle Jiu as "he harmed you for twenty years, but not for a lifetime," but upon closer examination, it is too far-fetched.

It was only because when Old Master Ren was buried that the auspicious burial site turned into an inauspicious one. The "dragonfly skimming the water" formation failed to reach the water, harboring yin energy and accumulating resentment, which severely affected Ren Fa's fortune. His business suffered for twenty years, and he couldn't even have a son, only Ren Tingting...

But this is not the point.

The key question is, wouldn't a feng shui master know that altering auspicious burial sites and layouts, besides affecting the Ren family's fortune, could also turn a corpse into a zombie?
In ancient times, seizing someone else's land was always a life-ending act! Therefore, Li Xuan guessed that the feng shui master's purpose in having Ren Fa's coffin exhumed and reburied twenty years later was to allow Old Master Ren to be reborn, transforming his zombie body and taking advantage of the zombie's habit of eating its own blood relatives to exterminate Ren Fa's entire family.

Of course, this is just speculation; only by meeting the feng shui master in person can one know the truth.

As Li Xuan pondered the question, the waiter came over with the menu and asked, "What would you like to order?"

He reached out and took the menu, only to find it covered in dense English text, with several entries having incorrect capitalization and even being misarranged.

With this level of skill, you're opening a Western restaurant?

"Goat milk, pork chops, egg tarts."

The waiter was taken aback and said, "Although we have all of these, if you're coming to a Western restaurant, we recommend coffee, steak, and sandwiches."

Li Xuan placed the menu on the table and said, "You even misspelled the English. How can I expect you to make authentic Western food?"

The waiter glanced at the menu, but he didn't understand it either. When customers ordered, he just remembered which row and which number they pointed to.

He thought to himself that he had encountered someone who understood English, so he quickly put away the menu and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, the store has just opened, please forgive any problems..."

Li Xuan took a silver coin out of his pocket and placed it on the table, saying, "Bring a few more dishes, the rest is yours."

The waiter immediately beamed, becoming exceptionally warm and cheerful, and said, "Yes, sir, I'll personally go to the kitchen to explain your request..."

strangeness……

Where is Uncle Nine?
Has he already left?

Only then did he realize that he hadn't fully reviewed the plot. He summoned his black notebook, scanned the text, and the complete movie video was instantly etched into his mind. He then skipped over the scene in the Western restaurant.

Uncle Nine should have left the Western restaurant by now.

Ren Tingting was mistaken for a prostitute in the cosmetics shop because Wencai, who had just finished drinking "foreign tea," blurted out that "Yihong Courtyard is a brothel," which angered Ren Tingting.

Ren Tingting ran out of the store in tears and bumped into Lin Jiu and Ren Fa on the street... Never mind.

That’s it for now, let’s eat first.

Li Xuan quite enjoyed watching Uncle Nine's movies in the real world, but despite liking them, he always felt that Uncle Nine's two disciples were really troublesome. They didn't like cultivating and loved causing trouble! But Uncle Nine treated them like his own sons, and every time he punished them, he would just beat them up and that would be the end of it.

Raise it high, then lower it gently – that's unacceptable.

No wonder he was hit hard by the Maoshan master brother's "ineffective teaching" in "The Ultimate Zombie".

Now that he's in this world, Li Xuan plans to share some real-world short video "educational experiences" with Uncle Jiu, so that Uncle Jiu knows how to solve the problem of "what to do when a child is disobedient and keeps making a fuss".

Just then, heavy footsteps sounded on the stairs, thump thump thump!

Then, a woman in a pink dress came up. It was Ren Tingting. She had been perfectly fine just a moment ago, but now she was wiping away tears, looking as if she had suffered a great injustice.

An older man's voice came from behind: "Tingting, Tingting, wait for me!"

An elderly man with gray hair and an anxious expression, dressed in a high-quality Chinese robe and mandarin jacket, caught up with them. It was Ren Tingting's father, Ren Fa. He was holding a pipe and jogged over, asking with concern, "Tingting, what happened? As long as we're in Renjia Town, I'll stand up for you!"

Ren Tingting cried and said, "Yihong Courtyard is a brothel. The shop assistant at that rouge shop on the street actually mistook me for someone from the brothel. And that Uncle Jiu's apprentice, Wencai, is also stupid. Knowing there was a misunderstanding, he still said it to my face!"

Ren Fa understood what was going on.

Across from the brothel, there's a rouge shop owned by Qiu Sheng's aunt, who is also an apprentice of Uncle Nine. This is not a good business to run; if you open a rouge shop, you'll definitely offend Uncle Nine.

Uncle Nine is a true master from Maoshan, with real skills. What if he secretly makes straw figures to curse Ren Fa?
Ren Fa's mind raced. He thought to himself, "I can only calm Tingting down first. I'll say something harsh. Given Tingting's kind nature, she'll definitely try to stop me..."

Well, let’s do it!

He coughed twice and said, "Heh, I know who it is. That guy must be Uncle Nine's apprentice, Qiu Sheng! That fellow is a bit clever, but not very clever. He actually mistook you for someone from the brothel! I won't let you suffer any injustice. Tonight, I'll have a few men tie Qiu Sheng up, cut off his hands and feet, and bury him in a deep pit on the mountain!"

"what?"

Ren Tingting's expression changed. She was indeed angry, but there was no need to kill someone. She hurriedly said, "No, Dad! Qiusheng is Uncle Jiu's apprentice. If you kill him, Uncle Jiu will definitely be angry. There's really no need to take a life."

Ren Fa's face was sinister, his eyes gleaming with the smugness of a successful scheme. He thought to himself, "My daughter, so kind..."

"Let's secretly beat up Qiusheng and Wencai and make them stay in bed for a few months to reflect on their actions."

Ren Tingting said.

Ren Fa, doubting his hearing, stared at Ren Tingting in astonishment and said, "You..."

Ren Tingting hurriedly said, "Dad, there's really no need to risk your life. A beating is enough. I just wanted to vent my anger. It's their fault for misunderstanding me and having someone witness it. I finally managed to see them here..."

Li Xuan, sitting next to him: "..."

Like begets like. The son of a rat knows how to dig holes. This Tingting, who is born with a presentable appearance, has inherited a bit of Ren Fa's dark side.

(End of this chapter)