This humble Taoist priest wants to take the college entrance exam.

Chapter 101 Can You All Behave Yourselves? (10,000 words a day today, please vote for me!)
"Meow?"

The voices of Li Wanyin and two unfamiliar girls rang in Black Cat's ears from outside the door.

Shi Mo, who was lying on the sofa watching TV, turned around in confusion.

It knew that the two girls had been squatting outside the door for a while.

Shi Mo listened through the door for a while, but seeing that they meant no harm, she didn't bother with them anymore.

I never expected it to be Li Wanyin's friend.

After a while of playful fighting outside the door, Li Wanyin's voice came through:

[Okay, okay, it's really nothing! I was being too loud and disturbing the neighbors...]
[Then open the door quickly, this investigator needs to search the house!]
[What the heck!]
The door opened, and the two girls rushed in first.

Li Wanyin ignored them, breathed a sigh of relief, and then took out her phone, which she had been tightly covering, and quickly exited the WeChat Moments interface.

"Hmm—! Sure enough, there's a strong smell of boys' high school in the house. Feifei, can you smell it?"

"I smell it! I smell it! Slurp slurp!"

Li Wanyin: "?"

Can't you two be normal for once?! If Shi'an sees this, she'll think I'm a pervert like you two!

When she moved here, her three college roommates, Wu Jiayun, Yan Yufei, and Yang Luqi, helped her move. Now that Luqi has gone back to her hometown, only she, Wu Jiayun, and Yan Yufei are left in Yunqi.

University dormitories are four-person rooms, and for girls' dormitories, it's a rare thing that four people can get along well.

Li Wanyin still remembers when they first met at the beginning of the semester, Wu Jiayun, Yan Yufei, and Yang Luqi were as reserved and polite as could be, unlike now, when they practically have the word "pervert" written all over their faces.

In all her life, 99% of the dirty jokes Li Wanyin had heard were told by them. Even the first educational film she ever watched was something they found somewhere.

Looking back now, I realize that of the four, only I was truly naive...

I used to think they were very quiet and introverted!

They were best friends who knew each other very well. Wu Jiayun and Yan Yufei didn't treat themselves as guests, and Li Wanyin didn't treat herself as the host either. After the two girls entered the house, they ran around like bandits.

"Kitty!!"

"What a dark and fat cat!"

"Wanyin, is this raised by your younger brother Shi'an?"

Chen Shi'an is a verified Douyin user, and many of the girls follow him. It was because of the video he posted of making pine nut candy that they finally confirmed that Li Wanyin was indeed living with him.

After all, who would dare to think of such a thing? When Wanyin first mentioned it in the group chat, everyone thought she was delusional about wanting a boys' high school and was talking nonsense.

Such a handsome, unique male high school student living with his prettiest sister... well, you can imagine what that might be like... hehe.

"Yes."

"It really is your little brother Shi'an! Living with the boys in the junior high school must be quite nice, right?"

"...What?! I meant cat!"

"What's its name?"

"Picking up ink".

"Good kitty, let big sister pet you~~"

"Don't even think about it. Shimo usually doesn't let me touch it. Don't tease it, or it'll scratch you."

"Your technique is really good! All the cats that have been petted by you say it's great!"

Fei Mo rolled his eyes at the two girls, and just as their groping hands were about to touch him, he nimbly jumped away and landed on top of the refrigerator, displaying his aloofness.

When they couldn't pet the cat, the two girls moved on to Li Wanyin's room.

"Oh dear, what are you doing..."

"Check if the boys' high school students have left any bitter tea in there!"

"What nonsense are you talking about...!"

"Huh? Is this packet of medicine? Wanyin, are you sick?"

"That's calming tea, you idiot."

"Your young master sent this? He's a Taoist priest, right?"

"..."

"It really is! Quick, quick, go brew a pot of tea for my sister to test the effect. I didn't add anything strange to the tea, did I?"

"I think you guys are the strangest!"

Li Wanyin drank the calming tea that Chen Shi'an gave her every night.

Although it's called tea, it doesn't cause sleep problems like regular tea. On the contrary, drinking a cup before bed helps you sleep soundly all night, bringing a sense of peace and tranquility. You'll also avoid having strange dreams and your sleep quality will be greatly improved.

There wasn't much to offer, so Li Wanyin took out a packet, brewed it in a teapot, and made a cup for each of the three of them.

"Wanyin is stingy! Only one pack! Outsiders will think we can't afford it, one pack per person!"

"I'm picky about what I drink; take it or leave it!"

Li Wanyin quickly hid the calming tea, thus ensuring that her two twisted best friends also had some chaff.

After searching Wanyin's room for a long time without finding anything exciting, the two girls moved on to other places.

The two girls stopped in front of a closed door.

"Wanyin, is your little prince, whom you've been keeping hidden away, sleeping in this room?"

"...Don't go into people's rooms!"

Haha! Look how nervous you are!

Although they were perverted, the two girls still knew the rules and naturally wouldn't barge into other people's rooms.

"Jiayun, come quick! There's something good on the balcony!"

"School uniform! It's a school uniform!"

"Hey, can you guys just behave yourselves!"

Li Wanyin had no choice but to run over when the two girls were looking at the school uniforms drying on the balcony. She quickly helped Chen Shi'an take down the school uniforms and held them in her arms.

"Wow, Wanyin, are you being too stingy? You won't even let me look at your boys' high school uniform."

"Who knows if you'll actually smell it?"

"No, is that how you see me, sister?"

"I think it's even worse than that."

Since she helped Chen Shi'an collect his clothes every day, and there were two perverts around, Li Wanyin quickly collected all of Chen Shi'an's clothes.

She scratched and touched it; the school uniform had dried by the afternoon sun.

"You call us perverts? Wanyin, with you grabbing, touching, and smelling me, who's the pervert here?"

"...Who smelled it!"

"Let me touch it too."

A hand reached out, but before it could touch the school uniform in Li Wanyin's arms, it was slapped away by the back of her hand.

Seeing that the two were about to say something nonsense again, Li Wanyin quickly took the school uniform and put it inside the house, placing it on an empty chair next to Chen Shi'an's door.

"Where are the pine nut candies? Wanyin, you made so many pine nut candies with your little boy that night, aren't you going to let your sisters have a taste?"

"..."

Li Wanyin had no choice but to reluctantly give up the remaining candies.

"Is that all left? Are you eating pine nut candy as your main meal?"

"There weren't many to begin with. You think there are a lot of pine cones on the mountain? And they were all picked by Shi An, who also made them. Share them with your classmates. You're lucky to get to taste them."

"That boy's high school is awful! They actually shared the lodgings with the other students! Why didn't they keep them all for our Wanyin!"

"You eat other people's candy and then talk bad about them, you're not allowed to eat it anymore."

"Is Wanyin really that protective? Three and a half years of friendship between sisters can't compare to the boy from Xiao Nan Gao whom you've only shared an apartment with for less than half a month. Jia Yun, are you heartbroken?"

"I'm broken, Feifei, what about you?"

"I'm broken too."

"Sigh, they forgot their principles for the sake of beauty, and they lost all love—" the two girls said in unison.

Li Wanyin: "..."

Li Wanyin sighed, wondering when exactly she started to be stereotyped as someone who "likes male high school boys."
If she could turn back time, she would definitely take back what she said in the group chat.

What a mess that has been made of the pure and innocent relationship between siblings.

The three of them sat down together on the left side of the sofa, with Li Wanyin sitting on the far left, which was Chen Shi'an's usual seat.

Wu Jiayun and Yan Yufei, like a stacked train, lazily leaned against each other's shoulders without any regard for their image, pressing down on Li Wanyin together.

Seeing that its usual rightmost seat was unoccupied, the black cat ignored the fat cat on the refrigerator, tucked its little paws into its chest, and watched the TV from afar.

The two girls were eating pine nut candies, and after a couple of bites, their expressions began to show surprise.

"Wanyin, these are pine nut candies you made at your boys' high school, right? You didn't try to fool your girlfriends with store-bought ones, did you?"

"Can you really buy this delicious food from outside?"

"No, I haven't had any. I've had pine nut candy before, but it tastes nothing like this."

"Stop calling us your little boys' high school, we're not what you think..."

"Wow, I get the feeling you actually enjoy listening to this? What do you think, Feifei?"

"I think Jiayun is right. Wanyin just loves to hear that."

"Oh……!"

Li Wanyin blushed. When did she ever like hearing that? Do you not need evidence to slander people now?

“Look, Wanyin is blushing.” “Hahaha, we were right.”

"This is all fabricated and framed by you!"

"If you're not guilty, then why are you blushing?"

"I'm blushing because I know you two."

"Yoyo~~"

"Hahaha……"

While eating pine nut candy and drinking calming tea, Wu Jiayun and Yan Yufei could finally appreciate the blissful life Li Wanyin was living.

Of course, she knew in her heart that honest Wanyin couldn't possibly have anything going on with Chen Shi'an.

But what can you do when Wanyin is so honest? Teasing her like this and seeing her blush and feel shy is simply irresistible.

When the three of them were together but one was missing, Wu Jiayun didn't forget Yang Luqi, who was back in her hometown, so she made a video call to Yang Luqi.

"Luqi, look where we are?"

"Ah! You went to Wanyin's house? Did you find anything?"

"Yes, plenty. Look, we've all eaten the candy that Wanyin Elementary School made."

"Is this the important part? Is there anything more exciting?!"

"Of course there are. Who told you to go back to your hometown? We've all had our eyes opened here."

"Take a picture and show it to me quickly."

"If you're so capable, come and see for yourselves. If you tell anyone, Wanyin will kill us."

Li Wanyin: "..."

Don't make it sound so serious!
Since it was a rare opportunity for them to get together, the three of them chatted casually with Yang Luqi, who was on a video call. They talked about their recent work, gossip about their respective companies, or gossip about other classmates after graduation...

They chatted enthusiastically for a while.

Even the black cat on top of the refrigerator couldn't help but look away from the TV, prickling up its ears to eavesdrop on the girls' gossip.

Why didn't you tell me you had these? They're much more entertaining than TV programs.
Once we start chatting, we lose track of time, and before we know it, it's 9:50 p.m.

Li Wanyin looked at the clock on the wall, feeling somewhat uneasy.

"Jiayun, Feifei, aren't you two going back yet? You'll miss the bus if you're late."

"If we can't make it back, we won't go back. Your bed is so big, the three of us can sleep together tonight. Anyway, we don't have to go to work tomorrow."

"What, is your boys' high school about to end?"

"...Well, since we're sharing an apartment, it might be a little inconvenient for him if he doesn't know you're coming..."

“We’re not ugly, how could we scare him?”

The more Li Wanyin acted coy, the more excited the two naughty best friends became. They really wanted to see her little male high school boy tonight before they would stop.

Look at this little boy high school student, who is so special that when they teased Wanyin, Wanyin didn't get angry, but instead felt shy, embarrassed, awkward, and uncomfortable!

The girls may seem carefree, but they are actually very thoughtful. If that boy from the high school were like the previous "candle guy," Li Wanyin would turn gloomy as soon as the girls mentioned it. She would have been sensible enough to stop talking about it long ago.

But Wan Yin's reaction was not anger.

You know she's not angry!

Having known Wanyin for so many years, I've never seen her like this before.
Even if you are completely innocent, you definitely have something to hide!

Girls, you should really take a good look and see if it's the boy high school student who's hiding something, or Wan Yin who's hiding something.

……

At 9:55 p.m., Chen Shi'an and Wen Zhixia parted ways at the intersection.

He naturally had no idea that guests had come to his house.

As usual, he greeted Uncle Zheng, the security guard, and then walked into the community, into the building, and up the stairwell.

When he was a few steps away from home, he paused slightly, having already heard faint voices coming from apartment 901.

Two girls with unfamiliar voices were talking to Li Wanyin.

Without paying close attention to their conversation, Chen Shi'an continued walking at a normal pace, reaching the door, taking out his key, and opening the door.

Perhaps the sound of the door opening was noticed by the people inside.

The voices inside immediately disappeared.

He opened the security door and then the front door.

Li Wanyin and two young and beautiful girls who looked to be about the same age as her came into view on the sofa.

At that moment, all three of them turned their gazes toward him.

Li Wanyin's expression was clearly more complex, showing a mixture of inexplicable guilt, panic, and unease...

The two girls had the same expression, as if something they had been unsure about had finally been confirmed. Their expressions were somewhat blank, but their eyes were fixed on each other.

Chen Shi'an didn't show much surprise at the arrival of guests, since he already knew before opening the door.

He naturally smiled, looked at the three older women on the sofa, and asked in a clear voice:
"We have guests at home? Are you two sisters Wanyin's friends?"

"Yes, right, Shi'an, you're back..."

Li Wanyin subconsciously stood up from the sofa, her heart pounding inexplicably, her ears, hidden in her hair, began to burn, and she was so guilty that she didn't dare to look at him.

Firstly, because of the post I secretly made on WeChat Moments, and secondly, because I was afraid that Jiayun and Feifei would say something inappropriate again.

If they were to suddenly say to Chen Shi'an, "Wanyin, your little boys' high school is back," Li Wanyin felt that her head would definitely be steaming, and she would turn around and fly off the balcony towards the moon.

"They were my former college roommates..."

As Li Wanyin stood up, she introduced the two troublesome individuals. When she turned around, her eyes nearly popped out of their sockets!

The two who were just sitting sprawled out a moment ago are now sitting upright and politely, each looking more reserved than the other, even more awkward than her, as they pick up their cups and pretend to drink tea.

The only one who could be described as calm was probably Chen Shi'an, who had just returned.

"Hello, sisters." Chen Shi'an looked at Wu Jiayun and Yan Yufei, and nodded naturally with a smile as a greeting.

"Hello, hello," Wu Jiayun and Yan Yufei quickly replied politely.

"When did you two sisters arrive?"

Chen Shi'an put down his backpack and asked while changing his shoes.

Wu Jiayun and Yan Yufei, who were just spouting flirtatious remarks, are now behaving themselves. They don't even dare to flirt with Li Wanyin anymore, let alone Chen Shi'an.

"Um...we arrived here around seven o'clock."

"Are both of your older sisters at work too?"

"Yeah, yeah."

"You also live nearby?"

"No, that's not it... but we live quite close by, so we come over to Wanyin's place together after work."

"How long will it take to get here?"

"About forty minutes."

"Those two sisters are very thoughtful, taking the time to come and see Sister Wanyin from so far away."

"Um……"

Chen Shi'an had already changed his shoes. He glanced at the coffee table from afar; it was empty.

"Why didn't Sister Wanyin give the two older sisters some fruit or snacks? There's plenty left in the fridge."

Before Li Wanyin could reply, Wu Jiayun and Yan Yufei quickly waved their hands and said, "No need, no need, we'll just sit for a bit and then leave."

Adhering to the principle that guests are always welcome, Chen Shi'an, even though his two older sisters had no relation to him, since this was his door, they were considered his guests after entering. He deftly took some fruit and snacks from the refrigerator, arranged them on a plate, and brought them out.

"Please eat, sisters, don't be shy."

"Thank you."

Chen Shi'an also noticed that the atmosphere seemed to have become a bit strange because of his arrival.

He, who is usually warm and hospitable, didn't quite understand what was wrong with this strange question.

Since it was because of his presence, Chen Shi'an sensibly avoided the situation.

After putting the fruit and snacks on the coffee table, he said, "Then you two continue chatting, Wanyin. I'll go tidy up my things and take a shower."

"Okay, Shi'an, you can go now, don't worry about us."

"Remember to eat the fruit, it will really spoil if left for too long."

"Um……"

Chen Shi'an went to take a shower.

The three people in the living room relaxed for different reasons.

"That you……"

"It's getting late, we need to go, or we'll miss the bus!"

"Hey?"

……

When Chen Shi'an came out after taking a shower, Li Wanyin was the only one left on the sofa in the living room.

Li Wanyin looked down at her phone, her toes gripping tightly on her slippers, the screen displaying a WeChat group chat.

Wu Jiayun and Yan Yufei, who just ran away, are going crazy inside...

[OMG! Wanyin's high school boys are so handsome!!! @Luqi]
[He's even more handsome in person than in the videos! His charisma is so unique!! @璐琪]
[Where's the photo?! You've been talking for so long, at least post a picture!]
[I don't know how to tell you, Luqi, I really don't know how to describe that feeling!]
[Wanyin!! @Xiaohuiyin]
[Seduce him!!]
(End of this chapter)