This bug is amazing!

Chapter 14 Schrödinger's Underwear
Insert a coin.

Press the corresponding button.

Clang.

A can of raw Coke spilled out.

Press the button again.

The machine is not responding.

"What's going on? I could buy five cans with this money."

Ji Yi tapped the machine a few times, but nothing happened.

"Damn it, then give me back the 400!"

I pressed a few buttons randomly, but there was still no response.

"Your uncle's."

"Don't use foul language in front of children."

Miss Cat smiled faintly, ignoring Ji Yi's rage, and bent down to take a Coke from the vending machine.

"what?"

"what happened?"

"Come and take a look at this can of Coke."

【Name: Island Nation Raw Cola】

[Type: consumables]

[Quality: perfect]

[Effect: Drinking it allows you to shoot lasers; the effect wears off after 1 minute]

[Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes]

[Note: I know what you're going to ask, but I'm not going to provide any explanation.]

"Good stuff, isn't it a waste to give it to this kid?"

Ji Yi stroked his chin and said.

“You are an adult and should set a good example for children. As the saying goes, ‘A man without integrity is worthless.’ How can you go back on your word? Don’t lose face in front of the Japanese devils.”

As Miss Cat spoke, she pulled the tab and handed the cola to Shota.

"Give."

Shota took it with a look of excitement.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

I drank it all in one go.

"belch--"

He let out a satisfied burp.

Disappeared.

The Coke can fell.

Clang, jingle, tumble, clang, clang, dinosaur fighting wolves, ding-ding-dang-dang, gurgle-gurgle-gurgle, ping-pong-pong, clang-ding-dang, gurgle-gurgle-gurgle.
【Shota's Wish】Completed. Completed by: Ji Yi LV.7, Schrödinger's Cat LV.13.

“This task isn’t that difficult to complete.” Xie Jiayi turned her head.

Huh, where's Ji Yiren?

Then Ji Yi was seen chasing after the empty cans, running downhill.

Half a minute later.

Ji Yi, clutching the deflated Coke can, returned to the vending machine.

"I didn't realize you were so dedicated to protecting the environment."

Miss Cat has a sweet smile.

"Damn it, that brat didn't leave me a single bite. He could have just tasted it, but what kind of laser did he use anyway?"

"."

Another half minute passed.

Ji Yi took out another moldy 500 yuan coin.

"It's a pity that this skill can only be used twice. It would be great if it were a permanent skill."

Miss Cat asked curiously, "The vending machine sold that drink because of this coin?"

Ji Yi nodded: "It should be."

"If you can only buy one can at a time, you should think it over carefully, as other drinks may have different effects."

After hearing what Miss Cat said, Ji Yi suddenly felt a headache coming on.

How to choose this?
You can't see the effect through the glass, so you can only guess.

"Let's choose black tea."

Miss Cat suggested.

"why?"

"When you encounter danger, and the ghost stories try to drink your blood and eat your flesh, you can say to them, 'Is black tea okay?'"

"Miss Cat, you also understand Japanese?"

"That's all I know."

"."

Three minutes later.

【Name: Black Bull Functional Beverage】

[Type: consumables]

[Quality: Perfect] [Effect: Gain a significant boost to Strength and Defense. While running, the "Savage Charge" skill effect can be triggered, dealing physical damage and stunning enemies in a straight line. This effect expires after 3 minutes.]

[Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes]

[Note: I have another bold idea: can my younger brother drink this?]

"This drink definitely provides a boost to your stats; it was a worthwhile choice."

Ji Yi added it to her inventory: "It's a pity the attribute panel is locked, so there's no way to create a stacking effect."

It's important to know that Ji Yi exploited a bug, so her actual stats were already incredibly powerful.

Combined with the effects of this drink, it would be incredibly powerful in combat-themed dungeons.

"There's still a bottle of Compound V. I should have used it before entering the dungeon. I wonder what kind of superpower it will give me. I hope it's the kind that directly enhances the physical body."

These ideas are wonderful, but we must first clear this dungeon.

The death penalty mechanism is not only about deleting levels; items in the inventory may also be randomly lost.

Other items are fine, but if you lose Compound No. 5, you'll be in deep trouble.

"Sakurayama Elementary School is just ahead."

Hearing Miss Cat's voice, Ji Yi snapped out of her reverie.

Before me is a primary school at night.

The open wrought iron gate was tightly closed, and the school was pitch black.

The guard post at the entrance was dimly lit, and no one could be seen.

A sinister and eerie atmosphere enveloped Ji Yi, making it hard for her to breathe.

I checked to make sure I wasn't wearing the sweater inside out.

"Well... I'm a little timid," Ji Yi said.

"Mr. Giba, do you want girls to stand in front of you?"

Miss Cat turned her head to look at him.

“No.” Ji Yi stepped forward. “A true warrior is not one who is without fear, but one who, even when afraid, can muster the courage to charge to the front. The song of humanity is a song of courage.”

"okay."

Ji Yi felt something hard pressing against her lower back.

"We were teammates, and you pointed a gun at me?"

"Forget about the flashlight."

"Want to want."

Ji Yi quickly caught it with her hands behind her back.

"If you had told me you had a flashlight, I wouldn't have been afraid of anything."

He put his hand on the flashlight button: "God said, 'Let there be light.'"

pat.

A cylindrical light source illuminates the area in front.

"childish."

I heard Miss Cat whispering in my ear.

Ji Yi pretended not to hear and continued walking forward.

Miss Cat and I found a low spot to climb over the wall.

"I'll go first."

Considering that Miss Cat was wearing a skirt, Ji Yi was quite considerate.

He was the first to climb over the wall, then turned his back and waited for Miss Cat to come down.

"Mr. Ji Yi is so reserved, is he a virgin?"

The sound behind me came from a high position; Miss Cat must be sitting on the wall, not yet jumping down.

"What? Is it any of your business?" Ji Yi's mouth twisted into a smirk. "If you don't come down, I'm turning around."

"Come back later, I'll show you something good."

"Ok?"

Ji Yi made a quick decision and suddenly looked back.

In the pitch-black night, even if you wanted to see something, all you could see was darkness.

Looking up, all you could see was the silhouette of the high school girl.

Yes, I was too reserved.

Turn on the flashlight and aim it under the skirt.

Miss Cat: "."

After a while.

Ji Yi stared at Miss Cat's dress, clicking her tongue in amazement.

"Wow, this is amazing! It's such a great deal!"

【Name: Psychic Pleated Skirt】

[Type: Armor]

[Defense: Weak]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Possesses a quantum state of existence. Even within the same spacetime, any viewpoint observing this dress will produce a reasonable, but not visually "absolute territory," form.]

[Note: You might think I'm going to sing a song: "Black, white, red, yellow, purple, green, blue, gray." But actually, I want to say, "Make that damn creator delete this item's number!"]

(End of this chapter)