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Chapter 103 Returning and Having Lunch with Xie Jiayi
"Let's talk somewhere else."

When the world quiets down.

Wearing a red dress, Song Wanyao stood quietly under the full moon outside the window.

She wore a mask dyed crimson, like a bloodthirsty little witch.

After a while.

The three sat in a pavilion in the garden landscape.

"I feel like I can't take off the mask anymore; it seems to have become one with me."

Song Wanyao was a little embarrassed.

The mask on her face could be summoned or hidden at will, but it could never be removed.

"It must be very valuable."

Ji Yi: "Yes, now that things have come to this, you have no choice but to repay me with your body, otherwise... oh dear~"

Someone pinched and twisted my waist again.

Although the steroids are still working, it doesn't hurt as much anymore.

Miss Cat interjected, "This mask is mine; you should compensate me, not him."

Song Wanyao glanced at Xie Jiayi with a mischievous look, then at Ji Yi, and smiled, "Okay, sister, how do you want me to make it up to you?"

Xie Jiayi's tone was more serious than ever before: "From now on, you are not allowed to do dangerous things secretly. Even if you live in another world, you must take good care of yourself. Your life is the most important thing, understand?"

Song Wanyao nodded: "Okay."

Looking at the two sweet sisters.

Ji Yi suddenly felt that she shouldn't be here.

He was like an unnecessary third wheel.

He was clearly the hero who fought bravely and died in this dungeon!

Song Wanyao seemed to be very good at sensing people's emotions, and said sweetly:

"Sister, you should thank Brother Ji for his help. If he hadn't risked his life so much, I wouldn't have been saved."

Miss Cat's eyes held a complex mix of emotions as she said softly:
"When I get back, I will reward him and make it up to him."

Song Wanyao smiled.

The two women chatted about their recent situations and how much they missed each other.

Ji Yi was still left out in the cold.

[Will: Is nobody speaking up for me?]

Looking at the data in front of me, I can only complain.

"puff."

Ji Yi laughed, which was quite unkind.

'I'm so sorry, please don't let me go to hell after I die.'

Miss Cat: "What are you laughing at?"

Ji Yi: "It's okay, I'm going to rescue Will now, you guys talk first."

After leaving the pavilion, I went straight to Song Wanyao's room.

Corpses littered the roadside.

The ethereal Song Wanyao is really strong; according to the strength classification of the Island Nation's Anomaly Management Bureau, she's at least an A+.

For ordinary players to reach this level of skill, level 30 is just the minimum requirement.

Even someone like Ji Yi, who exploits bugs, needs to be nearly level 20 to reach the same level of strength.

Therefore, Song Wanyao is no longer weak.

"woooooo"

On the road, one could faintly hear a woman crying.

It was Miqin; she was holding a headache and crying.

That must be her fake husband, but unfortunately, there's probably no way to salvage the situation.

Reducing agents are not panaceas that can bring people back to life; at most, they can restore the body, but the soul has long since vanished to who knows where.

They arrived at Song Wanyao's room.

Mr. Will, who had been in a coma, was found.

"I still have half a tube of reducing agent left, it should be useful, right?"

That's what Ji Yi uses to maintain her steroid status.

They immediately put all of them on Will.

soon.

The medicine took effect, and Will's injuries were visibly completely healed.

"What happened?"

He struggled to open his eyes, as if waking from a deep dream.

"You're saved. Once you get out, remember to work hard on your invention. Old Deng, I saved you and your daughter, you have to give me something in return, right?"

Ji Yi explained the current situation.

A moment later, Will was utterly shocked.

He single-handedly massacred the fake apartment building, turned the fake manager against him, and single-handedly and violently broke through the human forbidden zone.

Was all this done by this little kid in front of us?!

Ji Yi patted Will on the shoulder: "Work hard and get me more equipment. We'll meet again in the future."

Ignoring the still-shocked Will, Ji Yi strode away.

He didn't actually know if he would ever have the chance to meet Will again.

But regardless, this can be considered as the network of connections built up in the dungeon world.

Although the island nation offended a group of shameless superiors.

However, he also has friends like Minako and Misaki, who might become his help in the future.

Song Wanyao was even closer; she was a true friend, so close that they almost slept in the same bed.

I wonder if having such connections will be enough to cope with the pressure Ying mentioned she'll face in the future.

Back to the pavilion.

Song Wanyao seemed to have been waiting for a long time.

The two of them looked strange; I wondered what they were secretly hiding from me.

"What kind of affair are you two having behind my back?"

"No no."

Song Wanyao smiled broadly: "Brother Ji, you've come at the perfect time. I have something to tell you."

Ji Yi sat down casually: "Put it down."

"hiss"

Lately, Miss Cat seems to be getting handsy and touching me a lot.

I won't bite your ear next time, okay?
"Cough cough~"

Song Wanyao cleared her throat.

"Let me explain the world-building of this instance to you both."

"The Pseudo-Human Apartment is essentially a school where pseudo-humans learn human social behavior. It exists in many other worlds besides this one."

"The one who built all of this was a being known as the False God."

Gods, perhaps.
Just like the so-called evil god, is He also a participant or one of the developers of the hyperdimensional game?
I don't understand.

"The so-called Infant Master is the entity that maintains the safety and normal operation of a region. It can both produce new prototype pseudo-humans and protect a region from threats."

"Now that it's dead, the so-called forbidden zone for humans will completely disappear in about a year, and the apartment community will soon become an ordinary community."

so.
Ji Yi stroked her chin thoughtfully.

The design of this dungeon is not intended for players to kill the fake infant to clear the level, is it?
"The normal way to clear this level would have been for you to gain my trust and favor. If you tricked me into writing a letter of recommendation under the pretext of further study, I could have cleared the level with an S-rank and obtained a pass to the next fake human instance. I just didn't expect Brother Ji to be so brave."

Song Wanyao said shyly.

Ji Yi: "?"

Could you please not use such a misleading way of saying it?

anyway.

It's no easy feat to deceive the fake version of Song Wanyao; in fact, it could be said that Ji Yi's attempt at this scenario has failed.

But forget about whether the path is right or wrong, let's just talk about whether we've cleared the level or not.
"In short, now all I need to do is write down the pass and the letter, and you can leave."

Ji Yi: "And you, will you be alright here?"

Song Wanyao gently shook her head:
"Don't worry about me. Although this instance is going to be completely destroyed, I can travel to other worlds where there are false human areas. Moreover, I am me and will not be controlled by the false god. From now on, I can roam freely wherever I want."

Miss Cat said calmly, "If I want to find you, is there any way?"

"There will be a chance."

Song Wanyao smiled and said, "Even if you don't come to me, I will find a way to come to you."

"Alright, you should go now. If you stay a few more days, you'll become more and more like a fake. I'm going to get your documents signed now."

She vanished from their sight in a flash.

Not long after.

Ji Yi, Miss Cat, and Will, who was still in a daze, arrived at the apartment door.

As for Miqin, she jumped off a building and committed suicide, clutching the head of her fake husband.

The three of them walked together towards the community gate.

[Congratulations to the player for clearing the Nightmare-level multiplayer dungeon: The Fake Apartment]

Since you were recruited by the Twin Jade, joining the dungeon midway will prevent you from receiving rewards.

[Items/Equipment Obtained: Body Tissue Regeneration Ointment, 10 Referral Letters for the Pseudo-Human Dungeon]

[Level Completion Rating: Performance S++, Skill S+, Strategy S+, Completion Time S, Teamwork S]

Overall Rating: S++

"Hmm? What kind of rating is S++?"

No, that's not the point right now.

I worked so hard to get such a high score, and you're telling me there's no reward?!
It makes me so angry just thinking about it.

Just then, Miss Cat sent me a message.

[The other party has gifted you the item "Hougyoku Imitation"] "You no longer owe me anything. But I owe you a lot because of today's dungeon and Song Wanyao's matter."

Click to receive.

Not bad, the legendary item is back so quickly.

"Also, as we agreed before, whoever uses the Twin Jade has to give the reward for clearing the level to the other person. You can keep it."

The other party has gifted you an item: "Premium Surprise Gift Box *1"

The other party has gifted you the item "Intermediate Job Gift Box *1".

The other party has transferred 10000 game coins to you.

Ji Yi collected them one by one.

There's really no need to be polite with Miss Cat. He knows Miss Cat's personality; like Ji Yi, she's very down-to-earth and doesn't like owing favors.

Ji Yi sent a message:
"So you're not angry with me anymore about what happened with the clown yesterday, are you?"

"Yes, I'm not angry anymore."

"That's good."

"By the way, Mr. Giba."

"Didn't you say you weren't angry?"

"Thank you so much for what happened to Song Wanyao."

So, deliberately mispronouncing someone's name, besides indicating anger, is also a way to cover up shame?
"Out of personal gratitude, I am willing to grant Mr. Giba one wish within my capacity."

"real or fake?"

"Really, even if Mr. Kiba wants my body, no matter how scared or unwilling I am, even if I cry and beg no, I will agree."

"You can already tell they're unwilling."

"So, Mr. Giba, have you decided what you want to wish for?"

Ji Yi pondered for a moment.

"Look at you."

"."

Your friend Miss Cat has gone offline.

The player list has turned gray.

Not
Are you angry again?

They just said they'd grant any wish.

Women, they say one thing and do another.

I feel it would be better to find a male teammate who is easy to train. Tang Hulu is silly but very obedient, and Jitui is not good at games, but he is good at observation and has some useful abilities.

I've long wanted to use the card-copying technique to replicate his professional skills.

Unfortunately, I didn't add any spiritual power, so I'll have to wait until later.

Alright, let's reveal the rewards.

I've been saving up all the rewards from the last Joker dungeon and haven't used them yet.

[Used: Premium Surprise Gift Box *2]
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【Name: The Noisy Teddy Bear】

[Type: props]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: When placed on the ground, it will run around shouting and cursing, effectively attracting the aggro of enemy units.]

[Note: Trust its ability to pull monsters; its swearing is really vulgar.]
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【Name: Sharp Nail Clippers】

[Type: Weapon]

[Attack Power: High]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: None]

[Note: In the Fine-grade category, this is one of the few weapons that reaches the "Strong" level of attack power; you can easily cut a piece of flesh off your enemy.]

"Damn it, why?"

"I was wrong. I thought that getting the authorization token last time would change my unlucky fate."

It turns out that dark skin can't be cured.

In particular, Ying specifically clarified that he was simply unlucky.

"Damn, next time I'll ask Miss Cat to open the box for me."

Tang Hulu was also a personal choice; fools always have good luck.

I'm not in the mood to open the remaining two rewards.

Perhaps it's time to go back to reality, take a bath, step over a fire pit, and shake off the bad luck.

Click "Back to Reality".

noon.

The sun was shining brightly outside the apartment.

Hsieh Chia-yi turned on the indoor lights and drew the curtains.

Looking at the unread messages on his phone, he seemed lost in thought.

"Little White actually climbed out the window and ran out by itself."

Fortunately, Ji Yi picked it up again.

Ji Yi is probably still looking at the rewards and hasn't returned yet.

Take off your clothes.

I found a purple lace bra and put it on.

Pick up your phone and find the right angle.

click.

Okay, that should be fine.

After checking, no face was shown, and the background did not reveal any location information.

Open the WeChat clone app on your phone.

Click on the contact person whose name is "Mr. Jiba".

Click the plus sign, click Album, select the first photo, and select Original.

At this point, a message pops up.

Mr. Giba: "I'm sorry, I was just joking. Don't be angry."

"."

"If you find some of the jokes unacceptable, I will definitely be more careful next time."

"."

I didn't reply to him.

Exit WeChat clone app.

Delete photos and empty the recycle bin.

Put your clothes on.

Open WeChat and find "Mr. Ji":
"Yes, it is. I'm sorry, I wasn't home yesterday and Xiaobai ran away. Oh, so you're the one who moved in next door. Are you free now? I'll go and pick Xiaobai up."

Mr. Ji replied: "I'm here, come quickly."

The hemp rope is specially cut at the thinnest point.

Sometimes, when you're down on your luck, things just get worse.

"Tell me! Did you pee this?!"

Ji Yi pressed the little black cat's head down, aiming it at the pillow.

"Meow!"

"Confess and you'll be treated leniently; resist and you'll be punished severely! Why did you urinate on my pillow?!"

"Meow meow!"

"Still trying to argue? You're infuriating me!"

dong dong dong.

There was a knock on the door.

"coming."

Ji Yi carried the cat toward the door.

Open the door.

A stunningly beautiful woman.

Wearing a simple black dress with a white cardigan and white flat shoes, she still looked tall and slender with long legs.

"I just heard something at the door. Did Little White get into trouble?"

Hsieh Chia-yi's dignified demeanor carried a hint of apology, befitting a well-bred young lady.

"Uh, yeah."

Ji Yi paused for a moment: "It peed on my pillow, but it's okay. What a coincidence, I didn't expect that I would move to live next door to you."

"Yes, we are very lucky to have met, Mr. Ji. May I come in and talk to you?"

"Ok, Ok."

Hsieh Chia-yi walked into the room and immediately noticed the gantry crane and barbells/dumbbells.

Ji Yi proactively introduced herself: "I usually work out."

Xie Jiayi said thoughtfully, "Oh, I see."

She went straight to the bed.

"I'm really sorry for Xiaobai causing trouble. How about I wash your pillow for you?"

"Oh, no need. There's a washing machine inside. It's nothing."

Xie Jiayi thought for a moment and then said, "But I really feel a little guilty. How about I treat Mr. Ji to a meal?"

Ji Yi was taken aback.

He nodded, almost as if possessed.
"it is good."

　Why are you so dense, Jiba?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)