Huayu 1995

Chapter 57 The clown is actually me

"Damn, 'Water Town in Dreams' is such a hit song. It was frequently requested in karaoke bars a few months ago."

Huang Bo was so envious that his eyes turned purple.

Jiang Shan is now a goddess-level superstar. Her TV series "Addiction" was a huge hit, her look in "The One-Armed Swordsman" was stunning, and her song "Dreamy Water Town" can beat a lot of professional singers.

Casablanca is a particularly high-end venue.

Popular songs like "Smiling Face," "A Letter Home," and "Are You Doing Well in a Foreign Land?" are simply not up to par.

But "Water Town in Dreams" is different.

Both Huang Bo and Zhou Xun have sung this song on nightclub stages.

"I won't accept the role if it's not popular."

Su Chao took the guitar off his back and said:

"You guys take my guitar and go back first, I'm going to exercise."

"Where are you going?"

It was late at night, and Huang Bo was really worried.

He and Lü Bu hadn't originally planned to come to the karaoke bar, but they came together because they were worried about Su Chao's safety that night.

He earns one or two thousand yuan every night, and more than half of the flower baskets at the karaoke bar belong to Su Chao.

The other resident singers couldn't help but be jealous.

These days, there aren't many decent people in the nightlife scene in the capital.

In addition, Su Chao also has popular original songs.

If people from other karaoke bars want to poach your customers, they certainly won't be begging you with kind words.

The common practice is to offer both a toast and a penalty together.

They stopped you late at night to discuss cooperation.

If a conversation doesn't go well, a full-blown fight can break out.

"I just wanted to find a quiet place to exercise. I practice martial arts every day, and I'm almost home."

Su Chao went to the small park.

Their courtyard was too small; they couldn't work freely.

"If you encounter danger, don't fight back, just run for your life!"

Huang Bo is a seasoned veteran.

Don't be fooled by those martial arts instructors who show off their amazing skills.

In fact, when faced with danger, the most effective course of action is to flee.

What's more, they might be carrying weapons.

"Don't worry, I'll be careful!"

Don't worry, I'm not a good person anyway.

Su Chao waved his hand. He knew that someone might try to harm him, but he wasn't about to cower at home out of fear of danger.

"How about I go with you?"

Although Brother Chao was incredibly brave in Lu Bu's eyes, it's always good to be on guard.

Moreover, Lü Bu was tall and strong.

Last time, when fighting with Duan Ming and the others, Lu Bu first drew most of the aggro, and then distracted two others, which gave Su Chao the opportunity to take down the enemy in one fell swoop.

"Forget it, if something goes wrong I can just run away. Bringing you along is just a burden. Besides, the two of us going to the park late at night... Damn it, you better stay away from me."

Su Chao is definitely faster than Lü Bu.

Moreover, his endurance is amazing, almost on par with that of a long-distance runner.

The others had no choice but to go back first.

Su Chao jogged to the small park and was surprised to find that there were people in the park, which was usually deserted.

He had initially thought that his adversaries had figured out his whereabouts.

They arranged for someone to lie in wait for him in the bushes here.

After a closer look, I realized that there were men, women, young and old, a dozen or so people, who were clearly not gangsters.

The world of martial arts is no longer what it used to be.

There's no need to worry that the elderly and children are super killers.

Unless it's a staged accident.

"Uncle, what are you doing?"

Su Chao leaned closer and asked curiously.

He's a normal person, and what he has in abundance is curiosity.

It's just not as serious as a silly roe deer—if someone hits it with a stick, it will turn around and run back to see why the person hit it.

"Catch the monkey!"

The middle-aged woman next to me was holding two bananas, looking excited, and her voice was a little off-key.

"Are there monkeys?"

Su Chao was very surprised. Could it be that an animal from the zoo had escaped?
"It's not a monkey, it's a gorilla. Monkeys and gorillas are two different things."

The middle-aged man also lowered his voice.

"I'll help too, we can catch them together..."

Su Chao was very excited; he hadn't expected such an exciting program so late at night.

I squatted there for about ten minutes, but there was no movement at all.

Su Chao was getting a little impatient.

"Uncle, how did you find the gorilla? Why didn't you have the zoo capture it?"

"The zoo says they didn't lose the gorilla."

Under the dim light of the streetlamp, the middle-aged man stared intently at the small square in the park. "These days, even if an animal really goes missing, these organizations wouldn't dare to say anything, otherwise their park directors wouldn't be able to keep their jobs."

The older woman next to me has a lot of life experience.

"Don't talk nonsense, it might be a wild gorilla."

The man didn't believe the zoo would remain indifferent; if something really happened, they would be in deep trouble too.

Why are there gorillas here?

Looking at the familiar little square, Su Chao suddenly had a bad feeling.

"That day, I was drinking on my way home and relieved myself on the side of the road. Through the openwork wall, I saw a gorilla jumping around... It was so fierce!"

The uncle gripped the pitchfork in his hand tightly.

Su Chao was speechless.

If he wasn't mistaken, there was a good chance that the "gorilla" these people were referring to was—himself!

Holy crap, the clown is me!
The authentic Liuhe spear and Bajiquan are so powerful that even if outsiders come to the master's door to ask for a teacher, they may not be able to learn the real training methods.

As a result, people mistook him for a giant gorilla that was jumping around.

Damn it, he doesn't look like a gorilla at all.

Are gorillas as handsome as him?
Looking at the pitchforks, hammers, and sickles in the hands of these elderly men and women, Su Chao couldn't help but feel a chill. What if they came up and beat him up without saying a word?

A pitchfork pierces a chrysanthemum, a sickle slices an egg, a hammer smashes his head—he'd get a concussion even if he didn't die.

"Old Zhao saw it too... He didn't come today, his sister-in-law is about to give birth."

The woman added information, emphasizing the authenticity and reliability of the event.

"His sister-in-law gave birth, so he can't really help much. What if the gorilla is too fierce and we can't handle it?"

Another thin, weak-looking man weakly chimed in.

"How can it be that his sister-in-law's childbirth has nothing to do with him? What if it is related to him? Xiao Chen, you're so young, how can you be so timid!"

The older woman immediately began to criticize.

“I said… this isn’t a solution. Let’s go back first, and if it doesn’t work, we can call the police tomorrow.”

Su Chao was certain they wouldn't see the gorilla.

Because the gorilla has now decided to go home and sleep, and not waste time with them anymore.

“I called the police, and the local police came and said they didn’t find any animal hair or feces. They thought I was seeing things. I’m determined to catch this gorilla today.”

The uncle resolutely refused to give up.

"Ahem, I'll be going now. Be careful."

The gorilla glanced at the group speechlessly, then quickly left the area.

Squat if you want.

If I can actually catch a gorilla, I'll take your surname.

After leaving the small park, Su Chao went to a new, quiet place and practiced boxing for a while before going home.

I took a shower as usual.

Although the bathroom in the courtyard isn't very big, it has separate stalls for men and women, so there's no problem taking a shower.

When Su Chao finished showering and went outside, he was bumped into by someone.

"Ah~ Principal~"

"Oh, you're still awake? Get some rest."

With his shirt off, Su Chao calmly responded and carried the bucket back into the house.

Yuan Quan stared blankly at Su Chao's retreating figure.

I'm so glad I didn't scream.

Then she comforted herself, thinking that it was just seeing a shirtless man, what's the big deal?

People on the beach are even more exposed than this when you go to the beach.

After returning to the house, she told Qin Hailu about meeting Su Chao earlier.

"What? The principal is shirtless? Is that that exciting? Are they still doing that now?"

Qin Hailu scrambled to her feet.

The five girls shared a room: Qin Hailu, Yuan Quan, Zhou Xun, Hao Lei, and Wang Yingying.

I was so excited on my first day of sharing an apartment that I couldn't sleep.

Upon hearing such explosive news, everyone jumped up.

"He should be gone, I saw him go back."

Yuan Quan broke out in a cold sweat.

This woman is pretty tough!

I feel that if it were her in that situation, she might have attacked directly.

Are you muscular?

Hao Lei is not a little lamb.

In fact, regardless of their actual behavior, girls are never pretentious when chatting in private.

Sometimes they're even more lewd than the men.

"The light in the courtyard is a bit dim, but it should be fine."

Yuan Quan's mind went blank at the time; he didn't think about any of this.

Looking back now, it's still a vivid memory.

"Hey, tell me, just how old is our principal?"

"What do you mean 'big'? Aren't you wearing pants?"

(End of this chapter)