I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 53 Look at your feet
Li Yan and Mei Mengqian returned to their class.

The troops are standing at attention right now.

"Reporting, requesting to return to the unit!"

Instructor Liu turned his head and looked over. "Ready? Go through it twice so I can see."

Mei Mengqian raised her head and walked back and forth with proper posture.

"Not bad, then rejoin the team!"

As soon as Li Yan and his companion returned to their unit and stood still, the surrounding area began to stir, with all sorts of questions being asked.

"Brother Yan, we all saw you holding hands. How was it? Wasn't the girl's hand very soft?" Xiao Shuai said.

"Touch the skin on the inside of your wrist and imagine it."

"Boiled!"

A short while later, the instructor announced a break, and the group immediately dispersed. Li Yan went to the toilet to relieve himself.

As soon as I stepped out, I saw Yu Bin and Xiao Shuai, those two ruthless individuals, confronting two high school boys.

"A good dog doesn't block the way, don't you understand? Now that your crotch isn't dripping, you think you're something special."

"Exactly, you're showing off by eating an ice cream. Even the heavens can't stand it, and now you're still not behaving yourself?"

The two high school boys were immediately filled with shame and anger, and stubbornly said:
"You little brat, you're asking for it, aren't you? This is the senior high school building, everyone surround him!"

As soon as he finished speaking, several of his companions immediately surrounded him.

He reached out and tried to push the two of them into the restroom.

"The Dean of Students is here."

A voice suddenly rang out, and for some reason it was so persuasive that the surrounding high school students instinctively believed it and dispersed.

Only then did Yu Bin and the other man notice Li Yan standing to the side. Combining the sounds they had just heard, they immediately understood.

"Thanks, Brother Yan."

"How about we have lunch together?" Yu Bin suggested.

The two of them were both quite tall and strong, but if they were to fight those high school sophomores, they would definitely suffer a loss.

"Row."

Li Yan hesitated for a moment before nodding, remembering Yu Bin's peculiarities.

In his previous life, Li Yan wasn't familiar with this abstract guy; he only knew from some rumors in class that this guy was a bit strange.

He was going to verify it.

So at noon, Li Yan told Mei Mengqian to tell Jiang Yingzhu that he would meet up with the two poison masters.

"Let's go, Yan-ge, let's go get some stir-fry today. I'm exhausted from this morning," Xiao Shuai said, heading towards the cafeteria.

At this moment, Yu Bin suddenly grabbed him, his face serious, and said, "No! Let's go outside!"

"Let me tell you, I ordered shredded pork with garlic sauce at the cafeteria yesterday, and there was a worm in it! I was so scared that I threw up. It was disgusting!"

"Damn it! The cafeteria is so dirty, I'm reporting this son of a bitch!" Xiao Shuai said indignantly.

"Forget it, the cafeteria compensated me with two hundred yuan for my meal card later. At worst, I'll just stop eating the cafeteria's stir-fried dishes from now on." Yu Bin shook his head, having at least managed to use his meal card.

Li Yan seemed to be deep in thought, took out his phone, pressed a few buttons, and suddenly said:

"What if other windows are also affected? Have you heard of the cockroach theory? It says that when you find one cockroach in your house, there are actually hundreds or thousands of them in the shadows."

"That's right, Brother Bin!" Xiao Shuai clapped his hands. He would be angry when he saw his friends suffer, but he would be heartbroken when he saw his friends be blessed.

"Don't you think the cafeteria is too generous? Two hundred yuan is enough for half a semester."

"Uh..." Yu Bin fell into deep thought, then waved his hand, "Never mind, let's solve lunch first!"

“That’s true,” Xiao Shuai said. “There’s a stir-fry restaurant right outside the school gate, let’s go there.”

"it is good."

As the one being invited, Li Yan naturally followed the host's lead.

So the three of them went into a small restaurant called Unforgettable Restaurant.

The decor was very simple, with a menu written on the wall. Yu Bin and Xiao Shuai each ordered shredded pork with garlic sauce and sweet potato noodles twice-cooked, and then it was Li Yan's turn.

How about some stir-fried potatoes, eggplant, and green peppers?

"Okay, add another soup. Three dishes aren't enough," Xiao Shuai said.

The average price of the dishes at this small shop is not expensive. Several meat dishes are around 20 yuan each, and vegetarian dishes are just over 10 yuan.

The shop was empty yet; they were the first table, so their food came out very quickly.

Perhaps because of what Li Yan had said earlier, Yu Bin took out his chopsticks and started poking at the food, as if searching for something.

"What's Bin doing?" Xiao Shuai asked.
Yu Bin searched for a long time and only breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't see the bug.

"Nothing, just looking for bugs." Xiao Shuai paused, his chopsticks hovering over the food he was about to pick up. "Did you find any?"

"No."

"That's good, Brother Bin, Brother Yan, let's eat!"

Xiao Shuai said, taking the lead in wielding his chopsticks. He was starving and didn't care about anything else.

After eating for a while, Yu Bin didn't pick up any food.

Li Yan couldn't help but ask curiously, "Why aren't you eating any vegetables?"

"Oh, you don't need to worry about it. I only eat rice, not vegetables. Just look at it and take a bite occasionally."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Shuai, who had been showing off his dishes, looked up in shock and exchanged a glance with Li Yan.

This guy probably has lung heat.

So the two stopped paying attention and continued working. Suddenly, Yu Bin shouted:
"and many more!"

"what happened?"

"There are bugs! In my bowl!!" Yu Bin stared in horror at his empty bowl, then gagged.
Li Yan paused, then scanned his bowl and dishes with his divine sense, but found no insects.

At this point, Yu Bin had already skillfully called for the boss, and at the same time told the two of them not to eat, as the place was not clean.

Li Yan didn't care; cultivators have nothing to fear. However, these dishes weren't necessarily essential to eat.

The owner came and refunded their money, and then the three of them left the restaurant.

"Come on, come on, compensation for emotional distress, everyone who sees this gets a share."

Looking at him, Li Yan exclaimed, "Why do you seem so skilled at this?!"

"It would be good if you found a few more bugs in your food."

"Then let's forget it."

Xiao Shuai took the money, looked at it, then at Yu Bin, and then glanced at his meal card.

Suddenly, I had a sudden, enlightening feeling.

"Brother Bin!"

"What's wrong?"

"Let's eat somewhere else tonight."

"There's no evening study session tonight, I'm going home for dinner." Yu Bin shook his head and invited the two to an internet cafe.

"I'm not going."

Li Yan refused; he knew pretty much what was wrong with Yu Bin.

He went to a milk tea shop and bought two cups of milk tea. He then used his spiritual sense to cover the school and quickly found Jiang Yingzhu and the other person in the cafeteria.

"Why haven't you finished eating yet?"

Li Yan placed the milk tea beside them and asked.

Jiang Yingzhu glared at him and pointed at him.

"It's all your fault. If you hadn't told us earlier, that stir-fry window was unsanitary. We only saw your message after our food was ready."

"Oh, have you eaten yet?"

Jiang Yingzhu tilted her head. "Am I mentally challenged? Please tell me."

"It's a pity. One of my classmates ate it, and the cafeteria reimbursed him 200 yuan. If you had said your uncle was the principal, you probably would have gotten even more."

“I’ve already said that,” Jiang Yingzhu said, pointing to the window.

Li Yan looked over and, good heavens, it was already sealed off.

"6."

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Evening
Military training ended
Li Yan and his two companions arrived at the bicycle shed.

"Our feet are getting swollen from standing. Li Yan, why don't you ride your bike and take us back?"

Li Yan scanned them with his divine sense and found that their feet were perfectly fine. Their fair skin, still damp with sweat, resembled freshly opened ice cream cones.
"I don't believe it, unless you let me."

Seeing the increasingly strange looks in their eyes, Li Yan said seriously, "Let me see."

She rolled her eyes, too tired from a long day to yell at him. Jiang Yingzhu pretended not to hear, and touched the front bar of her bicycle with great interest.

"I'll sit here, and Mengmeng can sit in the back. It's just right."

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian opened her mouth as if to speak, but Li Yan touched her hand and snapped his fingers.

"Alright, let's go, Zhu Bao, Qian Bao."

(End of this chapter)