I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 32 What's wrong with helping my buddy?
"No! No!!"

As the windowsill drew closer, Li Yan's eyes widened in terror.

Your upgraded intelligence only resulted in this?!
Goodness, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, right?
Just as he was pondering the impact of falling from the second floor.

My right hand suddenly rose uncontrollably.

The next moment, my fingertips felt a familiar coolness.

Then he picked up his phone, which was on the windowsill.

Cleverly unlock the password to open a pornographic app.

After browsing through the list of adorable little ones, I finally chose a nationwide chain.

I ordered a 98-yuan set meal.

Shortly after, there was a knock on the door.

"Hello, KFC delivery, are you Jiang Yingzhu's father?"

Li Yan, who had already finished his childcare, was shocked and rushed out. He reached the door and stretched out his hand.

Jiang Yingzhu's voice, filled with gritted teeth, could be heard from the side.

"I am Jiang Yingzhu, give me to me!"

Li Yan's heart skipped a beat, and his outstretched hand froze.

Then, without further ado, they simply opened the door.

"Don't give it to her, I'm Jiang Yingzhu's father."

"Li! Yan!!"

The deliveryman looked around, feeling a wave of disgust.

He didn't even wish Li Yan a pleasant meal; he just shoved the food into Li Yan's hands and left.

Li Yan, who was left awkwardly staring at Jiang Yingzhu, and Mei Mengqian, who had heard something and quietly followed them out, were left behind.

"Ahem, well, how about you keep Dad company, uh, I mean, have something to eat with me?"

Jiang Yingzhu crossed her arms and stomped her feet, already furious and considering how to get revenge.

Hearing this, her eyes pierced his face like knives, and he suddenly froze, frowning.

He just stared at it, his brows furrowing deeper and deeper.

Then I glanced at his crotch.

The look in his eyes sent a chill down Li Yan's spine, and the last glance sent a shiver down his spine.

He subconsciously used the takeout food to cover his private parts.

isn't it?
Surely not?!
To his surprise, Jiang Yingzhu's words completely stunned him.

"Li Yan, have you been masturbating too much?"

As soon as the words were spoken, Mei Mengqian, who already sensed the awkward atmosphere, blushed and shrank back inside the door.

Honestly, how could Zhuzhu be so...
Then she glanced at Li Yan several times, and upon seeing him, she also twisted her willow-leaf eyebrows.

"I didn't masturbate, and I'm not Jiang Yingzhu. Can you be a little more polite?"

"Look at you, you look so weak and unrecognizable. And yet, what kind of movie is this amazing? Confiscated."

Jiang Yingzhu stretched out her hand, looking serious.

Li Yan: "???"

He initially thought Jiang Yingzhu was joking, but unusually, she wasn't angry and instead looked serious.

Mei Mengqian, who was behind her, was also staring at her face.

This gave Li Yan a glimmer of hope. "I really didn't, wait a minute."

As he spoke, he slammed the door shut, then went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.

Then I realized I was really weak, like a starving ghost.

At first glance, she looks no different from usual, but upon closer inspection, she seems to have lost a lot of weight.

Then I thought about the system buying fried chicken.

Damn, just thinking about this makes Li Yan's lips twitch. What kind of super tonic is this?
With a try-it-out mentality, Li Yan once again entrusted the practice of the Yi Jin Jing to someone else.

[Ding! Continuing from the last step, a high-nutrition meal plan is being intelligently sent to you.]

[Gift complete. Continue cultivation.]

So, Li Yan looked in the mirror and saw himself enjoying fried chicken, his complexion visibly recovering.

Just then, a voice suddenly came from the side.

"Eating in the toilet? You're not going to ruin your brain, are you?"

Li Yan's eye twitched. Change the lock, you have to change the lock! This person never even tells anyone before opening the door!

A hand slapped him on the shoulder, telling Li Yan to leave the childcare center, and Jiang Yingzhu reached out and grabbed a chicken leg.

"Give it to me?"

"I really didn't!"

"Isn't it a movie? That's why I'm saying my underwear is missing, Li Yan."

Li Yan quickly covered her mouth with his hand, "You left it on the balcony to dry, it's been floating for a week and you haven't taken it in, what does it have to do with me?"

Jiang Yingzhu suddenly realized that she had forgotten, then took a step back and pointed at him.

"You peeked at my underwear! I'm going to tell Aunt Fang!"

Li Yan was both speechless and touched; he appreciated his childhood sweetheart's concern.

But it felt strange, like being forced to drink milk, even though he's already been weaned. However, there's something called "I feel you don't have it."

So, between Ms. Fang's assumption that he was peeping at Qingmei's underwear and masturbating, and his naive belief that he was simply sharing study materials with Qingmei, the situation became complicated.

Li Yan chose the latter.

Of course, he only had proper study materials.

Who would save those teachers' masterpieces and watch them repeatedly?

He just uses it like toilet paper, using one roll and then throwing it away.

As for these serious study materials, whether Jiang Yingzhu looks at them or not is none of Li Yan's concern!
He handed her the USB drive and asked her to check the computer. After confirming that it was gone, Li Yan, looking exasperated, said:

"You've had enough!"

To everyone's surprise, Jiang Yingzhu simply plugged in the USB drive and opened the first set of study materials.

"Really?"

"No!" Li Yan rolled her eyes, and seeing that this person was actually rummaging through her trash can, she immediately said:

"Jiang Yingzhu, you're a pervert."

"I'm keeping an eye on you on behalf of Aunt Fang."

Jiang Yingzhu tilted her head back. Although her wildly beating heart had calmed down, she refused to admit that she had made a mistake.

"Heh, you're so nice, why don't you help me export it next time?" Li Yan sneered, giving her a cult leader-like smile.

"Get lost! Shameless!"

Jiang Yingzhu stood up abruptly and punched him in the chest.

"Don't you like to help me? We're buddies, what's wrong with helping a buddy?"

"I'd rather not help you than help you. I'm helping Aunt Fang. You can talk to Aunt Fang if you want."

Jiang Yingzhu gritted her teeth, feeling a surge of shame and indignation exploding in her chest, making her breasts feel like they were about to swell.

This person is becoming increasingly shameless.

Are there too many deaths in society?

To prevent him from saying anything shocking again, Jiang Yingzhu took out her phone.

"Come on! Tell me now, and I'll call Aunt Fang,"

Li Yan immediately shut his mouth; the other party had activated an invincible golden body, and he couldn't afford to offend him.

So they drove him outside the door.

Having finally managed to smooth things over, Li Yan grabbed the fried chicken, which was almost gone, and took another bite.

Suddenly, a QQ message popped up on my computer.

Mei Mengqian: Document (Eighteen Methods to Nourish the Kidneys).docx
Mei Mengqian: Document (Introduction to Traditional Chinese Medicine).docx
Li Yan:
Oh no, I've got mud all over my pants.

Since he was already being misunderstood, Li Yan casually glanced at the two documents.

It's definitely not about wanting to learn anything.

Who knew that the system would include this skill the moment I opened the introductory document on Traditional Chinese Medicine?

"I'm sick!"

Li Yan slammed his hand on the table; he was annoyed whenever he saw system notifications.

"Crack!"

In an instant, a clear cracking sound rang out, and the surface of the desk that had just been struck shattered.

Li Yan's pupils contracted. "System, I misunderstood you."

That's impressive, pure physical strength.

He felt no pain in his hand at all.

It didn't take much effort!
Only when you are healthy can you be happy in the future.

Li Yan immediately gave the system a five-star rating for its previous hosting service.

For the next month, he was immersed in cultivation.

Meanwhile, his new book went through several rounds of recommendations before being officially released.

Since his first order was for premium products, Li Yan didn't really care.

Ever since I started cultivating immortality, it seems that writing this book has become particularly immersive!

Especially half a month ago, when I practiced the Yi Jin Jing to strengthen my body, the system was no longer satisfied with the energy that fried chicken provided to my body.

He then bought a large box of traditional Chinese medicine, taking it both externally and internally every day, and eating it with fried chicken or roast duck.

It gave Li Yan a feeling of "punk health preservation" from later generations.

For example, adding goji berries to beer, ginseng to cola, mixing Chinese medicine into milk tea, and starting beauty sleep at 2 a.m.

In short, he felt that the system was a bit crazy.

It probably has little to do with him personally.

The two girls next door just wouldn't believe it. They were even pleased, thinking that he had realized his mistake, listened to their advice, and started paying attention to his appearance.

It's so abstract.

But tomorrow, I need to prepare a surprise for this little greenhorn next door.

Thinking of this, Li Yan sent a message.

Li Yan: Tomorrow is your birthday, how do you want to celebrate?
(End of this chapter)