I'm a senior in high school, and the Emperor Development System has arrived!
Chapter 94 Love is too difficult a question! I can't answer it!
Chapter 94 Love is too difficult a question! I can't answer it!
Upon realizing this possibility, the female students were shocked, while the male students secretly breathed a sigh of relief and became more curious about Chen Zhou.
They turned to look at Chen Zhou, who was speaking on the stage, and couldn't help but wonder what kind of person could possibly reject Yu Xinyan's confession.
As expected of senior Go!
If it were them, they wouldn't even kneel down and call her "Mom," let alone refuse.
After all, this is what matters to Wa Xuedi right now.
Even the moral dilemma of choosing who to save if your girlfriend and mother both fall into the water at the same time no longer exists.
girlfriend:
"If I and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who would you save?"
Wa, junior:
"Of course I'll save you!"
girlfriend:
"What about your mother?"
Wa, junior:
"Look at what you're saying, you're my mother!"
We're talking about sexual repression!
Just as Yu Xinyan's ugly behavior was exposed, Chen Zhou finished recounting his heroic act, winning applause from everyone present.
Hearing the thunderous applause, Chen Zhou smiled slightly and turned to walk backstage.
Just then, the system sent a notification:
[Your Majesty's valiant bearing is renowned throughout the land, your imperial might is awe-inspiring, Imperial Prestige +150]
[Imperial Might: 730]
Chen Zhou clenched his fist.
With 800 Imperial Might imminent, another attribute effect can be obtained.
Eight hundred, what a legendary number.
Back in the day, Huo Qubing:
"Eight hundred it is, we'll wipe out the Xiongnu after we've finished them off!"
Zhang Liao back then:
"Eight hundred it is, let the tiger warriors trample the river!"
Back in the day, Li Shimin:
"Eight hundred it is, let's settle this at Xuanwu Gate!"
Zhu Di in those days:
"Eight hundred it is, let's quell the rebellion in accordance with the will of Heaven!"
Now Chen Zhou:
"Eight hundred it is, but I need to see your student ID!"
Chen Zhou had already decided that if they were going to the foot massage parlor called "Golden Impression" later, they couldn't miss using this joke.
Backstage, Wu Di was enjoying the air conditioning when she saw Chen Zhou and surprisingly gave him a thumbs up.
"You're a good guy, big oaf. Thumbs up."
Chen Zhou scratched his head, realizing he probably preferred spending money to giving likes.
However, Chen Zhou did not know that for Wu Di, money was just a number, and only those she could approve of were considered people.
Smiling and nodding to Wu Di, Chen Zhou asked Teacher Timo:
"Teacher, I've finished my speech, can I go back now?"
After receiving an affirmative reply, Chen Zhou set off quickly to leave the school.
It's still early, so I can go back and take a nap before having lunch at noon.
However, just as Chen Zhou reached the exit of the playground, a boy wearing a second-year high school uniform blocked his way and asked with a pained expression:
"Senior Chen Zhou, may I ask... what is your relationship with Senior Xin Yan?"
Chen Zhou took a look.
Well, here comes another little simp who's completely infatuated with Yu Xinyan and can't tell right from wrong.
With the noble idea of rescuing the simp from his predicament, Chen Zhou invited his junior aside and embellished his account of his relationship with Yu Xinyan.
After learning Yu Xinyan's true colors, the junior student's idealized image of her shattered.
He stood blankly under a camphor tree, leaning against the rough trunk, just like the mottled state of his heart at that moment.
Long after Chen Zhou left, he finally shed two lines of clear tears and cried out to the sky:
"Love is such a difficult question!"
“I won’t do it!!!”
...Another sycophant saw through Yu Xinyan's true colors, and Chen Zhou couldn't help but feel a little happy.
On his way home, he couldn't help but sigh:
"If only I could have a vast mansion with thousands of rooms, to shelter all the sycophants of the world and make them all rejoice! My dream has always been this simple and unpretentious."
So touching, so incredibly touching!
It would be a bit unreasonable not to award him one of the 2025 Top Ten Touching China Figures, wouldn't it?
Upon arriving home, Chen Zhou, emulating Yu the Great who passed his home three times without entering, turned around and knocked on Jiangxia's door.
The person who opened the door was an elderly woman with white hair. She looked at Chen Zhou with kind and gentle eyes, as if she were looking at her grandson.
"Hey, Zhouzhou's here?"
Jiangxia's grandmother's surname was He. She was a very kind person and often gave Chen Zhou red envelopes when he was a child.
Chen Zhou chuckled:
"Grandma, I've come to wake Jiang Xia up!"
The memory of Jiang Xia waking him up early the day before yesterday is still vivid in my mind.
Today is Saturday, and given Jiangxia's habits, she would definitely sleep in all morning before getting up to eat.
Upon hearing this, Grandma He smiled shakily and said:
"That's great! She's a grown woman, she can't skip breakfast, it's so good that you care about her..."
"My damned son, he's always out there, he can't even take care of his own child, and he talks about protecting the country..."
Chen Zhou smiled gently and said:
"There's nothing we can do about it. Uncle Jiang will be back from military service next year, right? Then you'll have an easier time, Grandma!"
Grandma He's smile widened even more:
"Oh my, I've been waiting for this day! Alright, enough said, hurry up and wake Jiang Xia up before the breakfast gets cold."
Chen Zhou nodded, slipped into Jiangxia's room, and gently closed the door.
Jiang Xia's house is a three-bedroom, one-living room, one-kitchen, and one-bathroom apartment. Because Jiang Cheng is often away from home, the master bedroom was reserved for Jiang Xia.
The room is quite spacious and has a lot of stuff. There's a wardrobe behind the door, a desk by the window, and a stationary bike by the bed.
Jiangxia eats a lot and exercises quite a bit to barely maintain her figure.
If she doesn't exercise for a period of time, with Jiang Xia's eating habits, Chen Zhou will eventually have to change the nickname "violent old woman" to "violent fat pig old woman".
Morning light peeked through the gaps in the curtains, cutting warm golden streaks across the sheets.
Jiang Xia lay curled up on her side like a shrimp, her short hair, which was no longer than her ears, was a little messy from sleeping, with a few stray hairs sticking up on her forehead.
Her nose was slightly upturned, her lips were pursed into a natural curve, and the corners of her lips were slightly upturned, as if she were having a sweet dream.
The weather was slightly warm, so she lifted a corner of the air-conditioning blanket, and the neckline of her pajamas slipped loosely down to her shoulder bone, revealing a section of her slender white neck.
There was a small, light brown mole there, like a grain of caramel scattered in the snow.
Chen Zhou strode to the window and began his revenge plan.
He placed both hands near his mouth, then brought the other end close to Jiang Xia's head, and took a deep breath:
"Lazybones, wake up!"
The shouts shattered the quiet room, jolting Jiang Xia awake. His body clenched his fists reflexively and swung them hard towards the source of the sound.
"boom!"
A punch landed on Chen Zhou's raised hand. Chen Zhou grabbed Jiang Xia's fist and gently lowered it.
After more than a decade of getting along, he had long since seen through Jiang Xia's physical reflexes.
Of course, it's also possible that the memory of getting a black eye in his left eye when he was eleven years old was just too vivid.
I was laughed at by my classmates until I graduated from elementary school, and that childhood trauma didn't end until I did.
After throwing a punch, Jiang Xia opened his eyes in a daze, saw Chen Zhou in front of him, and flashed a very infectious smile:
"Chen Zhou..."
She was about to say something when she suddenly looked down at her nightgown collar, which was unbuttoned and had two buttons undone.
Upon seeing her gaze, Chen Zhou's eyes followed.
In an instant—
"what!!!"
Just finished writing. It's not easy writing, and my family is definitely not starving. Please don't fall into the trap of reading online novels (just kidding).
(End of this chapter)
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