I'm a senior in high school, and the Emperor Development System has arrived!

Chapter 85 How come the Meituan coupon inflation didn't kill you?
"sure."

Chen Zhou unzipped his backpack, stuffed in the thirteen test papers he had been given out over the two-day holiday, and then said:

"Since we're climbing a mountain, we can stay at the top for a while, set up a mat, eat something, and watch the sunset before heading down."

Chen Zhou's suggestion was unanimously approved.

Li Bin raised his hand:
“I have picnic mats and mini tents in my garage! I just used them last week when I went camping in the suburbs.”

Chen Zhou nodded:

"Bring a picnic mat, but forget about the tent. Carrying it up a three-kilometer mountain trail will exhaust you."

Stephen Chow finally said something to Chen Zhou:
"I'll bring the drinks. We'll create a small group later and see what you guys want to drink."

Chen Zhou nodded. Zhou Xinglun's family ran a small supermarket, and water and drinks were sold at full price.

Before Chen Zhou could ask, Bai Qianqian, sitting in the front row, turned around, her ears turning slightly red, and said:
"Then...then I'll bring snacks!"

Upon hearing this, Li Bin immediately clutched his chest dramatically:

"President Bai's generosity is truly extraordinary! Snacks for four people, I'd go bankrupt if I had that!"

Bai Qianqian lowered her head and twisted the hem of her clothes as she said:
"No...it's okay, I...I still have New Year's money."

Upon hearing this, Stephen Chow scratched his head, laughing so hard his shoulders shook.

"New Year's money? How could those few hundred yuan still be around now?"

Li Bin patted Zhou Xinglun on the back and laughed:
"Then you won't do it. This young master has a whole thousand yuan in New Year's money!"

Chen Zhou slung his backpack over his shoulder and said:
"I'll give you two or three thousand, but my grandparents give me more."

Upon hearing this, Bai Qianqian tilted her head in confusion, her voice filled with undisguised bewilderment, and asked:
"You...do you all have so few?"

Li Bin's smile suddenly froze. He realized something and said sadly:
"Rich lady, name a number. Let me see what's what."

Bai Qianqian twisted the hem of her clothes, hesitated for a moment, and then said:

"No...I don't remember, probably tens of thousands..."

"Nani?"

Upon hearing this, the three of them were stunned, and small red balls appeared on their noses:
So we were the clowns all along?

Li Bin suddenly groaned and collapsed onto the table:

"I feel like my life is as useless as the bow on my underwear!"

Chen Zhou reached out and pressed his shoulder, saying sadly:

"I won't allow you to insult me ​​like that!"

However, Stephen Chow was the saddest of all, and he said with tears in his eyes:
"Did you know that when a whale poops, its anus opens very wide and cannot close for a long time afterward, which is very painful?"

"But you don't know, and even if you did, you wouldn't care, just like you don't care about how I feel right now, I'm in unbearable pain but no one cares."

Knowing that Zhou Xinglun's Dao Heart was shattered, Chen Zhou offered a suggestion:
"Brother, a person can live with just one kidney, but God gave you two. What do you think that means?"

Stephen Chow glared at him and almost grabbed his schoolbag to throw at him:

"Why didn't Meituan's coupon inflation kill you? You actually want me to sell a kidney? Selling a kidney is worse than selling my body!"

Chen Zhou's gaze shifted downwards, a playful look in his eyes:

"Wow, you're really two souls in one body? You can pick up girls and tease your brother at the same time?"

Zhou Xinglun lowered his head helplessly, a feeling of utter frustration welling up inside him, like the proverb "Why did Heaven create both Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang?"

In the realm of abstraction, Chen Zhou is practically the only god on Earth!

Even the Trisolarans would flee at the mere sight of them.

Bai Qianqian tilted her head, twirling the ends of her hair with her fingertips, completely unable to keep up with the three people's thought processes.

"Goodbye, rich woman!" ×3
The three bid farewell to the only true god present and went their separate ways.

Chen Zhou walked up the stairs to the door of Class 2 and saw Jiang Xia had already packed her schoolbag and was waiting for him like a waiting-for-husband stone.

Standing by the window, Chen Zhou joked:
"Have you been waiting anxiously for this moment?"

Jiang Xia chuckled:
"What are you doing? I've been waiting for you for ages," Chen Zhou shrugged and said.
"I've arranged to climb Fengshan Mountain with Li Bin and Zhou Xinglun tomorrow, and we're discussing what to bring."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xia's eyes lit up, and he abruptly stood up, the chair scraping against the floor.
"Hiking? I want to go too!"

Because of Chen Zhou, Jiang Xia wasn't exactly a stranger to the two of them.

Chen Zhou waved his hand:
"Okay, I'll tell them later that Bai Qianqian will go too."

Since we already have Bai Qianqian, adding Jiang Xia wouldn't hurt, so let's just treat it as a team-building activity.

"It's more lively with more people!"

Jiang Xia's eyes curved into crescent moons as he slung his backpack over his shoulder and began to sing his own rap:

"I love hiking! The mountain steps are like piano keys, my breath is the rhythm, and when I reach the summit, I'll be the brightest star on the mountaintop!"

Looking at the excited Jiang Xia, Chen Zhou shook his head helplessly. Hajixia gets excited whenever sports are mentioned.

His energetic appearance really made Chen Zhou, who already has high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and high blood sugar, feel envious.

Just as the two reached the foot of the teaching building, a figure that attracted the attention of countless people stood beside them.

She stood in the shadow of the teaching building, the hem of her floral dress billowing and falling in the wind like a butterfly spreading its wings.

Lu Mi waved gently when she saw Chen Zhou, her voice as sweet as melting honey:
"Senior!"

Chen Zhou twitched his lips, his gaze shifting back and forth between Jiang Xia and Lu Mi.

bushi, brother.

Come again?

Chen Zhou asked with a smile:

"Junior, you haven't gone back yet?"

Lu Mi tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and smiled slightly:

"I just came out of the library and saw that you seniors had finished school, so I thought I'd go home with you seniors on the way."

After saying that, she looked at Jiang Xia and said with a smile:

"Hello, Senior~"

Hearing Lu Mi's sweet and soft voice, Jiang Xia couldn't help but feel envious. What a sweet voice!

Looking at Lu Mi, Jiang Xia suddenly realized that she would be going hiking with Chen Zhou tomorrow, and then she would be all alone at home.
After thinking it over, she felt that this wasn't quite right, so she smiled and asked:

"Junior, tomorrow Chen Zhou and I are planning to climb Fengshan Mountain. Do you want to come with us?"

Lu Mi's eyelashes trembled slightly as she glanced at Chen Zhou, her eyes sparkling with tiny starlight.

"Really? I haven't climbed mountains much."

Jiang Xia took Lu Mi's hand, skipped forward with small steps, and said with a smile:

"How about we go together tomorrow? Otherwise, you'll be so bored at home by yourself."

Seeing this, Chen Zhou gently touched his forehead. What on earth is going on?
In the end, how come it's exactly the same as what Li Bin, that jinx, said?
The thought of Jiang Xia, Lu Mi, and Bai Qianqian all being present tomorrow gave Chen Zhou a huge headache.

Chen Zhou walked behind, looking at Jiang Xia and Lu Mi who had become familiar with each other, and then at Bai Qianqian who couldn't speak for a long time.

These three people together should...

Will anything go wrong?

Chen Zhou was also a little unsure, listening to the two people in front of him discussing what to bring tomorrow:
"Bring some mosquito repellent, there are a lot of mosquitoes on the mountain. Also bring some interactive toys, like UNO or something..."

The bell on the teaching building suddenly rang, startling a flock of sparrows into flight.

Chen Zhou looked up at the sky, which was gradually turning red, and thought that Fengshan would probably be very lively tomorrow.

That's all for today's third update. I'll be updating tomorrow.

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